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Krystalxxx:
Thanks Tallesty1......I really need to remember all this

Ikebesupa:
Yea right bro. One thing i dont wanna hear from her one day is asking me to have sex with her or see her having sex with other friends

firstEVA:
If he loves her and would not want to lose her, he should buy car na

Gabrielabel31:
Hello fellow nairalanders! A friend is seeking for an advise. pls help him out. His girl friend told him she can't marry him without having a car. What should should he do in dis kind of instance?

FLAWLES:
Lollllssssss......can't stop laffing anytime i remb dis tin(i tried doing tongue wit him then i bite his tongue mistakenly)4yrs ago.............now am BAD

clevvermind:
the following are the attributes or features my wife to be must have.


1. she must be beautiful: come on! i can't marry a girl that is ugly. never!
looking at a beautiful girl's face can calm u down when you are angry but seeing an ugly lady's face can infuriate you the more. you will be proud to take her out and introduce her.

2. she must be brilliant and intelligent: i can't marry a dullard. i don't want a girl that will be looking lost when asked to list at least two players from Chelsea football club. she must be vast in learning, brilliant, intelligent and smart.

3. she must be a virgin or must be tight down there. you know what i mean. any girl that have engaged in sex for more than three times is not for me.

4. she must know how to cook: any girl that does not know how to cook is not for me. what has she be doing in her mother's house?

5. she must be slim and fair. i don't go for fat ladies. i like it slim and fair.

6. she must be truthful and honest: i don't need a girl that will tell me A when it is actually B.

7. she must be a christian. i cannot marry a pagan.

8. she must not be too materialistic or money conscious. she must love me more than money. even when i have the money.

9. she must be good in bed. i cant marry a lady that sleeps like a log of wood during sex.

10. she must not be the lazy and indolent type. she must be industrious and hardworking.

pls, can i find a girl that has all these or i will have to amend the constitution?

farano:
Kissing someone new for the first time is exciting and scary because you really don't know what to expect...heh. A friend told me she had to excuse herself, after kissing one guy, to go to the bathroom for a towel to wipe all the saliva on her face So embarrassing!

Let's hear yours.

3coins:
hun? Am i mad?

TrishaP:
Lol .. What should I call u then...I dunno your name...or should I go with dear or talleyst.

carefreewannabe:
The way you want to be treated. Very simple.

TrishaP:
Amen!!! Tnx bro. Really nice of u.

TrishaP:
Not really... I'm About embarking on a journey,that's y I'm awake now.

TrishaP:
Tnx. Words of encouragement is all I need.
Gdmg

Ipledge:
I know it's my fault,but am telling you if I woo a 10yr old gal today,it most likely she is already in a relationship

TrishaP:
It's not that easy to be mute.

I do that alot but God knows how burnt I do feel inside whenever someone spits venom on me. Talking from a fresher experience, this girl did and all I did was keep mute. Till today, I'm still wondering why I never talked back when I had more than a million things to say. Just for peace to reign, I had to digest all the blame, So painful!!!..Sometimes I do wonder y I can't do to people the exact thing they do to me Or say to me...Sometimes I call myself a coward for not expressing my feelings, but I guess grew up like that and it has kinda helped in a way.

tosyne2much:
No matter how smart and wise you are, some ladies will want to manipulate things in order to get you ma-gad either by paying their sch fees, BIS renewal, fixing of Brazilian hair and many more perishable parameters too lazy to type. Then it's left to you to know how to play your game

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

I was chatting with a random lady a long time ago and I asked her how went her day and she said she was not happy.. Guys lemme quickly chip in this, when you are chatting with a newly added random lady and you inquired about her well being and she tells you she's not happy, my brother the best thing you should say is "May God put a smile on your face" otherwise if you want to start acting like Romeo, your chances of being maggad is on the high side (not all ladies tho)

Back To The Topic=»

She told me she was not happy because she needed 30k, wooooow !! 30 waaaaaat? !!! I inquired what she needed it for and she said she wanted to use it to get rid of her pregnancy, eeeeeehnnnn !! Pregnancy what ? Wetin come con-sign me for this kind matter now?

I asked if her bf was aware and she told me it wasn't her bf that got her pregnant. **I was so amazed **. Immediately I zoomed off at Hussain Bolt pace

Guys Pls Share Your Experience

Happy New Week

simplemach:
Ok, i'll tell my grandmother to try it