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MizMyColi:
Okay

You wear glasses at night?

Black one for that matter?



Now this is eye abuse.

Oga Xcapizt, my last r/shp ended because I understood her too much.

In her words, she said "I can't date or marry a guy that understands me like you".

So I was a friend with benefits.





Seriously, this FWB thingy ain't for me because things will definitely mess up.

You know the saying that, "Things aren't complicated. It's the people that make them complicated"

That's what FWB does.

Someone must surely develope feelings.

Girls are likely to start it when they meet a guy they kinda like, he isn't a best friend but he is a friend they wouldn't really want to lose.

Some keep "it" with an ex they cannot marry for some reasons and at same time do not wanna lose.

Guys go into it because they want sex, but do not want the complications that come with an actual relationship

There is a saying that "some people will only "love you" as much as they can use you. Their loyalty ends when their benefits stop".

It is all fun and game until someone takes it serious.

Then poo happens.


And they'd blame it on the devil.

I pity that guy sometimes

MizMyColi:
Hian

Hiohiohiohiohio



I can relate joor.

Ke maka e-nwanyi gi?
Unu ka no hiatus?

Nah you knw why you dey laugh.

No wahala sha, I will whistle small in my diary lera.


Nah................. We are cool now, her chatting device is possessed so she is offline for now.


Nnem ka emesia, my food is on fire and I no wan burn am.

DrJoe1:
are you talking to nigerians? hmmm! they 'd rather drink, smoke, drive recklessly, overtake carelessly, ...and then blame accidents on village people.

@Emboldened.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by people who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yoghurt etc.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents!!!



Rip to the dead.

MizMyColi:
LoL

The writing's innate.

Public school or franced school.

Ke nke ne'eme.

Asi Nairaland turn'uru upside down na'abali.

lols.

Nothing much, i just dey here dey plan wetin I go do my belle.

Kee ihe mere n'abali?

I didn't spend much time here last night maka na mu na oyim nwanyi b4 b4 n'ako ihe na enweghi isi na phone.

MizMyColi:
I'm fine o.

Swollen eyes, sleep lag.

And yes!

Obiela

swollen ke.

Those sharp shiny eyes fit swell?


Welcome back

aisha2:
The Bible I realise has really beem twisted over the years
God was more concerned about adulterous men than the act of divorce itself but over the years the same adulterous men have de emphasised the adultery part and blackmailed women into staying in misery with adulterous men.

God spoke 5 chapters condemning adultery and unfaithfulness yet they never preach that. Hence people read the bible for yourselves

Don't show partiality when commenting on posts like this one.

Adulterous men and women is the right to say because Women sleep around as much as Men do.

Men also can be tricked to live in misery.

If you ask me, I would say that women cheat more but men are easily caught because they do not know how to cover their tracks.

MizMyColi:
Hey deariee
Nope, I schooled in Nigeria. A public school for that matter.

lols.....



But you write like those that schooled in France.


.



How are you doing?


Seems like ur new job has ended?

MizMyColi:
In other news......
I've been meaning to ask.

Please what's the meaning of - I franced in school?

So you didn't school in............

Macelliot:
The divorced Couples won't be allowed to receive the Communion.
A priest does not divorce couples.

Catholics do not call it divorce. We call it "Annulment".

A priest can annul marriage when he discovers that the sacrament of the marriage wasn't valid.

If a Catholic spouse fails to follow the Canonical Form of marriage, as outlined by Catholics, then simple process is followed in order to Nullify the union based on a lack of Canonical Form.

Once the marriage is nullified by the tribunal, the spouse are free to marry again and receive holy communion.

The church will issue a decree statin that the bond of the sacrament of marriage was never present from the very beginning of the marriage.

Princecalm:
Will you call it quit or still move on because of the love you have for her.

I won't call it quits.

Mprex:
thanks but no thanks

Your head don dey swell abi?

Macelliot:
Impossible in the Catholic Church. Once married remains married.

Not True

You are still in love with your son's father or you have a great hatred for all male folks because of what he did to you.

DICKtator:
Eediot!!!!!

lols.....


Trouble maker.


See your big teeth.

twerkjack:
maybe she means most nigerian ladies are as fat and outta shape as apes lol. That aint a lie is it? Cos ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dnt quite disagree.

It is a lie my dear, a stupid generalization if you ask. Where and where has she been to in Nigeria? Do you think all Americans are in shape like Kim? What she said is unacceptable, stupid, Intolerable and Satanic.


Nigerians girls may be like apes but they are real at least.

Kim is fake.

Cedari:
For a very long time i have been in this argument with a friend who is an unrepentant laundry man for his fiancee. He's a specialist in washing underwear, which he always boast of as a show of true love. to me it's sheer stupidity to do so. but since he finds joy in doing it, I really do not think i have a problem with it. Yesterday, i faced a huge challenge on this topic, as two other friends confessed to doing the same thing to their partners. I do not want to be too conservative. I just need you guys to help me out. Is it right or wrong to wash my partner's underwear ?

Stop arguing with him.

Only lazy women will allow their men to do so.

@emboldened. Check my siggy.

mytime24:
no talk 1st b4 u sell mi 4here collect change untop myhead

haba, sell fine girl like u?




I no fit nah......

priscaoge:
Lol u need to see this video!

Nah, I knw what I passed through after watching ALUU4.

mytime24:
talk wetin

lols..... Why the face nah, smile first.

Katier00:
. And you think you are funny

I'm honest.

mytime24:
https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1884343_9ja20high_jpeg3cae07911759a8195ced74c5ac2129bf

I talk am.

tosyne2much:
where you travel go ?

bros, I dey villa since.


And I have been very busy since I came back.


When do we celebrate ur victory?

I vote for TOSYNE2MUCH

decode55:

Ah! You dey naija at all? You never hear of [color=olive] Orijin [/color]?


You dey dull o!

lols.....


I no dey take alco nah.

Nah 4m i just dey 4m with alomo.

EroticAngelina:
lol thanks honey *gives him a peck*

I feel good tarararararararara*faints*

teewai3:
with Tallesty1??
dat guy na badt guy ooo

Ugly badt guy.



Lmao............

decode55:
Tallesty1 na you carry me come here o!

Nah here I belong oo......

decode55:
you still dey drink alomo?

Na Orijin dey reign now na

Wetin be Orijin?

EroticAngelina:
*spreads mat*

*Joins her*

here *gives her my alomo* take a sip.

priscaoge:
[size=14pt] The video couldn't upload,don't know Why. Just click that link,it's not a blog!

My Mum just wept after watching it. I couldn't hold my tears. This is sad How can someone beat a little girl like that n still kicked her around. The first slap shocked me like crazy [/size]

My dear, I can't watch such video, I don't have the heart.