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Creamish: LOLz...did u click it?

Nah, I don't click anyhow links when I'm browsing with airtel

I Like The Way You Do Your Adverts.

Nope...... I no be hand bag wey she fit drop and pick any time/how she likes, the world is moving and I'm going with it.

If there was no lies then there would be no you or I, satan for no decieve eve and nah only Adam and Eve suppose dey this world.

But to join the fun if there was no lies, we 4 dey get heart attack every day and to yarn gals go dey hard die, guys go be like, babe you look hot, can I bleep yhu.nothing like I love you cause it is always not true

And all these pastors wey dey use miracle decieve ppl 4 dey jobless. Chai!

What is grail message. You gotta find out first, it could be a church or a coded name for a strong ocult, yhu must find out what it means and what they worship.
Secondly, the level of his inconsistency is something to be worried about, I don't like someone you can't trust his words, he may not even allow you to go church at all after marriage. He doesn't keep his words. Let the marriage wait first.

Nawa ooo, yhu sure say yu don reach to get gf ni?, 4st: nah person wan match make unah.
2nd: nah person u dey ask hw u go take start..... Don't yhu av a mind of ur own?

Fish Brain.

Celebrity worship

Going To Church Doesn't Make One a Christian.

Medunah: lolz, ''ancient of days'' would av bin beta. Good morning

Same here, hope u had a good night rest?

Ohhmm pa, the way gals dey gulp alcohol these days is alarming.

Oh God!!! I thought this witch died after the world cup.

His Own Is Too Small.



Sometimes the standing ovation the little soldier does when it's happy is a embarrasing.

Medunah: lolz no, i meant honey?? Like u know, d name u call ur sweerat.

swthrt as in gf Bosh!, I used to call her agadi-nwanyi(old woman) and she liked it

Person wey dey ask questions no dey miss road.

So that spirits can get a view of what humans are enjoying.

Thank God I don't need any sacrifice from any gal to keep my boat sailing.

It may sound cool especially because she did it for you but what if such a situation arises when you have are married her?

How can you be sure it was only your boss she bleeped?

I don't think you are going to continue working for your boss because of anger and hatred.

I doubt if I will continue with the mariage plans.

Medunah: Wats mmanu anu?

Food made by bees

No!!!! I see them as something private and personal; she should pick out her own underwear, I mean why would I give a girl who isn't my girlfriend or wife underwear? It's too personal a gift unless you are in a relationship with that person, they will think you want something more.

Medunah: Honey, are u angry??

Honey as in Mmanụ añụ

Medunah: Ur joking, right?

Damn serious. Why should he send card to her

claireshan: So what's the meaning I mean what u pos*?

hi, I will teach you but you are going to pay tuition fee.

claireshan: are you high?

Tryna teach you chinese nah.

Nonsense!!!

Ah!! To much nah, recharge am first (so that she won't get the 15mb wey mtn dey give) then transfer 50 naira give am.