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VERY IMPORTANT ADVICE TO ALL WISE LADIES WHO HAVE EARS : 1. When a lady has beauty without brains, the private part suffers the most. It's better to have a torn cloth than a torn brain, men will be coming and going out of your life like a hotel. Be wise. 2. Sex is not love, love is not sex. You can have sex with someone who doesn't love you. You can be in love but don't engage in sex. A man may hate you but still have sex with you. Be careful. 3. A man who doesn't love you will never change his mind even if you do "monkey style" on bed. If he tells you to prove your love for him by giving him sex, tell him you can't displease God to please him. 4. Open up to him and tell him the truth, don't be afraid of losing him, there are many Godly men who are ready to Marry you. 5. Stop making yourself a intimacy gadget to any man in the name of "I love you". It's foolishness and stupidity, that's not love my dear, it's lust. 6. Using sex to manipulate a man will eventually fail you. It's a self destruction thinking that giving him sex will make him love you. True love never forces you to punish your private part. 7. Allow him to get married to you if he loves you and honor you as a woman of substance because if anything, women needs respect. 8. You must stand with your decision and principles and if he doesn't agree with you, never beg him to stay, let him go. It's better to say that you are proud than to be used and dumped. AM I RIGHT?

How the News Headline after the 2019 general election may likely be in all the national news papers:
1. Atiku rejects presidential election result. Heads to court.
2. PDP rejects election results from Kano, Kastina, Lagos, Delta,Rivers and Akwa Ibom. Calls for cancellation of results.
3. Buhari and INEC Rigged the election - Secondus.
5. Nigeria democracy is in danger, we will not accept this result - Saraki.
6. This election was scientifically rigged - Ben Bruce.
7. PDP supporters are on the street protesting presidential election result.
8. I call on America, Germany, Russia and China to suspend visas of APC members - Ben Bruce.
_If you doubt this ask FAYOSE and Adeleke.

bode is a PDP leader not south west leader

this guy looks like an HIV patient

this is the kind of president we need in Nigeria. A man with guts

Jesus (prophet Isa) is not God and can never save you from doom. Believe in one Infinite and supernatural God and obey his commandment, then you will be saved.

WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.
I want to change some ladies' mindset today. You see, men are not dogs. Not all of them are mad. They are not all sex maniacs that once they see you, they descend on you and finish up before you could open your mouth and say no. I'm going to be real and down to earth with this article.
The way some ladies complain that men are always asking them for sex really baffles me. Why sex, why not marriage proposal? Why do men always want to sleep with you? Why is it that every single guy who asks you out is always hitting you for sex? Why won't they marry you before they have a taste of what God had instituted ? What is the problem? I tell you this is a big problem! It is not something to be proud of, if all what men see about you is your body and nothing more. It's a cause for alarm!
1. CHECK YOUR DRESSING:
A female's body means nothing to her(to a lot of them). You are used to seeing every soft body part all your life. It doesn't mean a thing to you but to guys it means the universe! Men are moved by sight. Wearing armless (exposing your shaved armpit and upper arm) can turn a man on talk less of the low neckline. Tight trousers and all sorts (panty hose) which shows the shape of your back, mini and micro mini skirts all can make a man go wild! Better face reality now and mind the way you dress...(dress godly)
2. LEARN HOW TO SIT:
Some ladies don't know how to sit. You sit in front of a guy improperly, what do you want him to see? A trance? Yeah, he saw a lot of it! Always sit properly whether in front of a guy or not( that's why godliness demands that you wear skirts below your knees at sitting position to save the society). Not sitting very well can become a habit and follow you around. And you wonder why all the brothers in the church wants to sleep with you...what a tragedy!
3. YOU TOUCH MEN A LOT:
Ladies who touch, hug and wrap themselves around guys are sexual magnets to sexually immature guys. Why are you always hugging and pecking, for what? Can't you talk without touching, holding and hugging someone? Some even sit on their "friend's" lap and say it doesn't matter. He is just a brother in Christ. He would soon be a lover on bed. Learn to control your emotions around the opposite sex. If you must hug, go look for your fellow lady to hug and peck and you still need to be careful. Lesbians are all over the place!
4. CALLING MEN PET NAMES:
Some people just throw around the word "dear" as if it is a second language! Don't get me wrong; words of endearment can discreetly be employed in every relationship having defined and known it's type but come on why would you give all the guys in your life pet names? You say, "okay sweetie", "see you pie", "bye love", etc., you are looking for serious trouble. Words like this turns a man on.
5. YOU PRAISE MEN TOO MUCH:
This shouldn't be a problem at all but experience has taught me that men are attracted and eventually turned on by women who praise them silly! You can compliment men if you want to but be discreet and casual about it. Don't over do anything. Telling a guy, "whao! what a nice moustache you've got!" or that "muscle on your arm can make any lady go crazy for you" is indirectly telling him you like his body and wouldn't mind if he sleeps with you.
6. YOU SEDUCE MEN: Here, you deliberately wear provocative dresses with the intention to turn him on. You want to see whether you are sexually admirable to him and want to see how far he can respond to your seduction. You don't need that test at all. Men are turned on by women whether you seduce him or not. A woman's body is built to turn a man on. I really get worried when I see these pictures. You can't have my comments when you post such.
7. YOU POST SEDUCTIVE PICTURES ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA:
When I see the way some ladies pose on Facebook, I wonder what they are really looking for. Why posing? Do you want him to kiss you? Why turn your back to the camera? Do you want him to see how big it is? Why focus on your chest? What is the purpose of the pictures you are posting?
8. YOU ALWAYS MEET YOUR PARTNER IN DARK AND LONELY PLACES.
Lyenbo! Sex has finished its mission. Sex loves dark and lonely places. Wait, why are you always avoiding the public? You want to talk? Can't you still be around people and stay out of ear shot? What are you talking about that we must not hear? Send a text message or write a letter. You don't need to hide in darkness to express your heart.
9. YOU SLEEP AT YOUR FIANCE'S HOUSE:
Why are you in a hurry to sleep under the same roof with a man? Why are you in a hurry? What is your problem? Some ladies can't wait for a man to propose. They pack their bags and move to his house immediately. For what? And when that one gets tired of the sex, he sends them packing and we are here listening to all their tales of woe! Some don't even expect their man to ask for sex cos it's readily available for him at all times... Aaah! Show me a monkey who doesn't jump at every sight of banana...you better put an end to that before it ends your life.
10. MEN ASK FOR SEX:
Some ladies think because they are exceptionally beautiful, men will always ask for sex so it's not really their fault that they sleep around.
That is a big lie from the pit of hell!
You need to work on your mind,repent and stop adding to the population in hell.
----+a word is enough for the wise+----EIE...
HAVE A NICE DAY AHEAD!

Peter Obi becomes Alhaji Atiku Abubakar's running mate.
What are the implications?
As Atiku struggles to divide northern votes, west need to support Prof. Osibanjo. APC will give south east a serious attention during campaign which may eventually affect many PDP controlled States in the south east.
First time in the history of Nigeria, South South and middle belt will decide the outcome of the election.
Wrong calculation on the side of PDP:
Atiku Abubakar should have picked a running mate from the West, reasons being that there are more registered voters in the West than in the east. Secondly, south east and south south are known from history to be very good in deciding the outcome of elections through sympathy votes, protests and propaganda, but unfortunately, south south and middle belt will play the role of deciding the outcome of the election this time around, a role they are certainly not used to.
Critical issues:
There is no south western State that is controlled by PDP, therefore picking a running mate from the West to match Prof. Osibanjo could have been the best option for PDP.
Again, south east recorded low voters in the recently concluded voters registration.
Finally, governor Obiano will use this opportunity to teach Peter Obi a lesson he planned teaching him sometime in the past, the PDP arrangement presents the opportunity for Gov. Obiano.
Salient issue:
All South PDP Governors are avoiding Buhari and APC considering the outcome of Ekiti State election and Osun State election, therefore, Peter Obi as a running mate to Atiku is all about keeping David Umahi and Okezie Ikpeazu very restless and sleepless.
Continental assessment:
Gov. Wike will punish Atiku and PDP, and possibly loose his re-election as a governor.
Sen. Godswill Akpabio will be running riot in Akwa Ibom.
Amaechi will be on rampage in Rivers state.
Okorocha Rochas will be on consolidation.
Conclusion:
PDP will win the election on social media, especially on Facebook while APC will win the election right inside the ballot boxes, and then many lawyers will become millionaires through election tribunals.

Thats not a squirel

ADVICE TO MY FELLOW MEN ABOUT
THEIR PREGNANT WIVES...
I am a man,but today I want us to discuss
about PREGNANCY.
Do you know that certain things you do when your wife is pregnant actually contributes to state of health of the mother and unborn child?
Listen, it bothers me a lot when I see men showing no concern to their pregnant wife or fail to adjust to some temporary changes!!!
It's just 9 months, not like it's forever. Pregnancy is not bought in the market, neither is it a software downloaded from the internet. It's a seed planted by us men and is germinating. There has to be a carrier of that seed while it grows, and women have been given the responsibility to carry it.
Pregnancy is preparation to welcome
a new member into the family.
Pregnancy is a
journey fun filled, amazing etc.
Women differ in body changes. Although Pregnancy makes women do certain things in common.
■Once in a while she would nag
■Once in a while she would request for things unimaginable e.g she wants to eat okro and bread
■Once in a while she would get so lazy to make you your meals
■Once in a while she would want to stretch her legs on your laps. Please pardon her... carrying the baby ain't easy.
Her needs may be unsatisfiable at times.
The first Tri_mester of the journey can be so annoying. Like I say women differ from each other during pregnancy.
●While most women are busy vomiting.
●Most of them sleep like water leaf, they sleep off anywhere with the slightest chance even in the kitchen.
●While most women have fever.
●Most women be looking cranky and dry like Dustin powder.
●While most women add up weight.
●Most women appear like burnt offerings.
●Some even go round with White handkerchief spitting in it. ALL THESE ARE STILL OUR WORK.....
Please tolerate this, it's beautiful afterwards.
Her attitude becomes annoying, most times you cant stand her. But I get annoyed when I see men like me neglect their pregnant wife. She's not an abomination, neither is she a curse. I must say, it's not an easy journey for all.
The last Tri_mester is when we need to be extra patient, loving, enduring and understanding.
NOTE...
1) Always observe your wife's feet while pregnant, it swells often. Please give her a basin of water to soak her leg once in a while, it's one of the best treat women enjoy during pregnancy.
2) Ask her regularly how she feels and how the baby is. She's the carrier so she feels him/her move.
3) Tell her how beautiful she looks during pregnancy e.g " Honey see as the pregnancy make you fine, I will be impregnating you every month ooo" or even "is it my child that makes you fresh like this pass normal" Even if she has grown bigger in size cause of the pregnancy, celebrate her.
4) Don't be upset if she ever wakes you up by 2am to help massage her feet. We need to feel little of her discomfort and pain. She shouldn't carry it alone, it's our baby,we need to carry it together. (I don't mean physical carriage though).
5) No rule book stopped sex during pregnancy, in short it's the best sef.... do it. It's not like the vagina stopped working during pregnancy. o boy continue the work that brings the pregnancy.
6) Don't be ashamed to take her out. Take her out once in a while to those lovie dovie places you used to go together.
# They_love_it ...
Most times I wonder what crosses the heart of men when they see their pregnant wives. Carrying a child for 9 months isn't easy.
I urge all men to get closer to their spouses during pregnancy because that's one of the times she needs you most.
A big shout out to all men who fully stand
by their wives during pregnancy.
God bless you all.

looking for job in this country is like trekking from Osun to Jamaica.

The big question is: has CR7 come out to deny it?

EA SPORTS, you are a SHAME! Don't be ridiculous and simply destroy the political correctness once and for all!
Removing the best player of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo, from your website and from the cover of your game, FIFA 19, it's only foolish and stupidity. You just need to stay focused on what you do, games, and stay away from polemics and things that have nothing to do with the game.
You will loose very very hard if you continue with that stand.
CRISTIANO RONALDO is an example as a player and will always be the unique and legendary player he is, top professional, no matter what.
Let things run it's course till a conclusion and then decide what to do, but removing the image of CR7 from your game is just ridiculous, unprofessional, cowardness.
You must get mature and stay away from fait divers, keep calm and quiet because if you insist in this behaviour you will loose big time.
Next time, someone may present alegations and accusations against some EA staff or against everyone else, so don't spit to the air, it may fall on you!
If you remove CR7 from the game, you will have to give money back to all your customers, because we bought a game with CR7 as the main figure of FIFA19!
A. The investigation is open and Ronaldo has not yet been considered guilty
B. The girl suddenly remembered after 9 years that she had been raped, what a joke
C. You really think a guy like Ronaldo has to rape, if he wants he just asks and every girl falls at his feet - the girl who accused him of rape just wants money
In short SHAME ON EA

PDP::PARTY OF THIEVES

this guy shouldnt be a subject of discus. he is a nonentity.Mayb wike has not given him something to eat

This is grammar.Insightful though

[quote author=emmatuxz post=71484259]My thought as well ur thought was wrong

[quote author=Lovelife433 post=71477617]every body just dey talk trash. Who be dis idiot again? fish brain

[quote author=fadesewafunmi27 post=71196597]is the gullible admin that pushed this unverified claim to the frontpage?

I wonda o

Must we believe every crap on nairaland?

man utd still has 11 players in the WC

FIFA WORLD CUP SINCE 1998
1998: France WIN World Cup
2002: France OUT in group stage

2006: Italy WIN World Cup
2010: Italy OUT in group stage

2010: Spain WIN World Cup
2014: Spain OUT in group stage


2014: Germany WIN World Cup
2018: Germany OUT in group stage

very boring game

Ezinwa25:
Am unable to continue with the application.
I can't cross this stage.
Please view the image and tell where to start from there

click on the ACTION to continue

MabraO:
Positions that re already filled. Before recruitment
Don’t be surprise wen NSCDC starts their. Those that re to fill these vacant positions has been shortlisted since February/March

abro dont discourage people from trying their luck

Adewunmibaba:
How you won do am bro? Mi self don pass 30

have not applied but will try sha

emror4u:
So those above 30 should go and die??

i wonder o

I am 33 but will apply

Please call or flash me if you resides in Elelealimini in Rivers state.08034623136.THANKS

haha they are dealing with him

Melaye will not return in 2019!

Pls anyone with info should bring the processes forward.Thanks