DapperGuy:


You are trying to sound intelligent but you are very dumb.

Cut your fingers short, use water to wash your bum and afterwards, wash your hands with a medicated or antibacterial soap. How hard can this be? You are typing long English.

I'm sure you won't hesitate to eat in a white man's house. Do you know they only use tissue to clean their bums? Which is very unhygienic. Doctors say cleaning the bum with tissue is very unhygienic. If you follow @DrOluFunmilayo on Twitter, you should have read a thread he made about the importance of cleaning with water after using the toilet. He advised against using tissue to clean. If it helps, he is a doctor in the UK, so he knows his onions.

Doctors who know more than you advise that people should use water to clean up after using the toilet and wash their hands properly using the WHO approved method of hand-washing.

Stop typing too much. Ask a doctor questions if you need enlightenment.

Thank you for ur insults

One question for u, how many people in Nigeria can afford WHO approved soaps and hand washing materials

Think about that when next u encourage ur suya and gala seller to use their hands to clean their bum with water. Think about that when next u buy oure water or bottled water to drink in restaurant or wherever. Think about tjat when next yiu shake someone's hands, maybe an old pal u havent met in some years


To each their own

TrunnionNews:

Twitter has been on fire since because of a young Nigerian lady who discloses that she dated a Catholic Priest for a year plus without her knowing.


This world is turning into something else, how can a Priest that took an oath never to marry marry date a girl? Why will he go into priesthood if he knows that he cannot abide by the rules and regulations? So many questions popping through my mind.

In the story that was narrated by the lady on Twitter, the Reverend Father who should be a good example to the younger generation is out there lying to a young lady just to gain her love and body.

According to the rules and regulations guiding Catholic Church worldwide is that, a Priest is prohibited from getting married but according to Idoko Precious, a man hid the fact that he is a Reverend Father and dated her for one year plus.

Precious brought up her story after a lady narrated how she was heartbroken by a man she met in another country.

See what she wrote and her picture below
http://www.trunnionnews.com/2021/01/see-photo-of-lady-that-once-dated.html

This is a foolish post just for views

The priest never promised her marriage

The priest is a human being too

U said why will d priest not live up to rules of his profession, is there no rule on a single lady?

Most if not all Nigerian cultures and religions say no sex before marriage. So if the girl had sex with the priest, the girl is also breaking her own religious and cultural laws. If she didnt have sex with the priest, then they were just friends and this is no news

Ishilove:

Those girls know what they want and while I don't approve of parasitic relationships, everyone is allowed to chase their dreams (within the ambit of legality). If your dream is to be a leech and a trophy wife, by all means actively pursue it, but my brothers have sense and will not marry such women into their homes.

Also men who do not want to marry parasitic women know what they want, and should be alowed to actively pursie their dreams without criticism from u

Also men who want baby mamas know what they want, and should be allowed to actively pursue their dreams without criticism from u

U see, what is good for women is also good for men

omoharry:
To the bolded. Are you for real ? Are you telling me that you have never had an unexpected bowel movement during the day in your life , excepts only in the morning before taking your bath ? You have never had an unexpected diarrhoea before ?
Pls be real ..we are human and not robot that is program to poo only when we choose to.

Read all my comments please

GindoX:




Na you dey force poop out or you just have the urge of it every morning? Poop every morning, wetin one remain for ma body naa? Poop na two two days...

U are funny.

Two two days may be becausw of ur body metabolism. Me na even twice a day, morning and evening, and shower afterwards. I have good metabolism

But i trained myself to be that way. It is like training a dog.

So my body now knows that when i wake up in the morning, its brush teeth, shave bears, sit on my throne (thats what i call my toilet, and i keep it clean like a palace), then shower. If u do this routine regularly over like 2 months, ur body will become used to it.

Reason i do it is to free myself for the day. Because i absolutely hate using any toilet that is not mine.

Even when i am flying internationally, i dont use toilets in airports except to urinate. I take a tablet that seals up my stomach for over 24 hours. Sorry, its just me

JovialJune

JovialJune:



Just seeing this, I'll read it up later

Are you saying all your life, you've never poo in the evening or mid-day? Or you've not had cases of emergency poo before that can hook you anywhere?

Emergency is Emergency. Even u that like to use water, if Emergency hook u and there is no water, u will manage.

Anyway, i poop twice a day normally. Morning and at night. And thats when i also shower.

But if Emergency hook me, i know say na Emergency. I will not go and come and kill myself because of Emergency

See, i hate using any toilet that is not mine, in my own home. But when Emergency occurs, i have to use whatever is available

I dont want to tell u my Emergency stories so as not to spoil ur day, in case u are d type that such stories make uncomfortable

JovialJune:



I dont know the kind of feaces you normally excrete out, seems like yours always leave huge lumps hanging around your butthole, cos a normal poo will only leave smears around the butthole, which can be cleaned with water, which will not.be visible on your hand, it is only when you want to wash your hands with soup, you'll notice dirt coming off afterwards,

As for eating outside, I have same mindset too.

See this below. I saw it on a quick google search.

After reading it, ask yourself how the fecal matter reached those places. That is why for me, tissue it is, and in the morning. And i shower afterwards

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.huffpost.com/entry/a-reminder-that-theres-fecal-matter-on-practically-everything_n_588778cce4b070d8cad56edf/amp

JovialJune:



I dont know the kind of feaces you normally excrete out, seems like yours always leave huge lumps hanging around your butthole, cos a normal poo will only leave smears around the butthole, which can be cleaned with water, which will not.be visible on your hand, it is only when you want to wash your hands with soup, you'll notice dirt coming off afterwards,

As for eating outside, I have same mindset too.

See i will tell u a short story.

Months ago my dad was ill in hospital. He was old and stooled on himself sometimes, accidentallyof course.

The doctor saw members of my family look after him and clean him up. Of course we love our dad and we dont mind. Doctor told us to use gloves whenever he stools on himself and we are cleaning him up

I mean that was doctor's advice, based on scientific evidence

Whether u see it or not, the faeces will lodge into ur nails.

There have been numerous research on this. On office keyboards, on phones, on door knobs, on lift buttons, fecal matter has been found. Of course, these are invisible to human eyes

I will search for one of those research and post later here.

Ma'am, you sound like a responsible and respectful clean person. I do not claim i am cleaner than u. We are only exchanging ideas and i love to exchange ideas with people like u.

JovialJune:


That is for those that keep nails, besides, you don't use nails to wash off feaces.

.

There is no way u will put ur hand in there and ur nail will not go with ur fingers?

Even if u dont keep long nails, u do have nails. Try wash bitter leaf with ur low nails and tell me if ur nails dont change colour afterwards.

No matter how low ur nails are, shit will lodge between ur nails and ur finger, and also that place where the nail join the finger at the bottom of ur nails.

Really gross. I feel like vomiting even thinking of the amount of shit those who wash with water are carrying around.

That is why i hate eating out. I prefer whats cooked in my home.

Karleb:


Oh god!

So you mean after you wipe your nyansh with tissue you wash it with only water after?

I ask because everybody knows you have to wash with soap and water after wiping the bum bum.

If you could think anyone would wash with only water after wiping then maybe that's what you do.

Did u see where i wrote i poop in the morning then shower. Or u think i shower with water alone

My main point is that i believe that no matter how u use soap and water to wash ur hands after using water to wash ur nyansh, shit will lodge into ur finger nails. And soap and water wont wash it off very well.

That is why i said if u must wash with water, use tissue first. That reduces the amount of shit that may lodge into ur finger nails

JovialJune:



It's simple, cleaning the butt with water and washing your hands with soap afterwards is the hygienic thing to do, that is what I do all the time cos it makes me feel fresh in my butt and hands

Using tissue is not hygenic cos it can never wipe all the feaces off, and wiping can also extend to parts of your down below which can cause bad smell, so using water is the best.

U forgot that washing hands with soap will not wash off what's lodged between ur nails.

If u must use water, use tissue first, that reduces the amount of shit there and so reduces what can be lodged into ur finger nails.

Those of u saying water, have u forgotten that fecal matter will remain on ur hands afterwards

Have u ever done a thorough microbial analysis of that hand to see what remains on it.

Salmonella and other bacteria which are found in poop cannot be well washed away with water only, unless maybe with soap and water.

How many of those of u saying water do wash their hands with soap and water afterwards. Or do u just rinse with water? Gross.

Imagine the amount of poop that will remain in ur nails, hidden away. Gosh. Imagine those men and women with nails. Shit will remain there, no mater how u wash those hands

I feel it's more hygienic to use tissue. Then when u shower, u use soap and water to wash off any fecal mater remaining on ur anus. That is why my routine once i wake up is to poop, then shower. I hate people who poop during the day, worse in office and when travelling.

Zzor:
Yes,shame on you if you crossed over with sex, you need total deliverance.

How did u know some people crossed over with sex? Where u there? Hahahaha

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jarkbauer:


Go and sleep with another man's wife. Let them catch you when they are beating you stand up and say... she agreed to Bleep me and what we did wasn't illegal.

We are not talking of jungle justice here. Neither are we talking of the husband taking revenge.

I am saying the CBN and police cannot do anything, unless it is illegal to have sex with a married woman

So the question is this: DO WE HAVE A LAW THAT CRIMINALISES SEX WITH A MARRIED PERSON.

If we dont, if the CBN sanctions the man, the man will sue CBN and win.

Unless the CBN has a law that bankers must not sleep with each other.

So to summarise, if there is no law or policy that can be legally used against the man, he will go scot free. And will still remain boss of FCMB

having said that, i condemn his behavior and that of the woman.

uruba23:

I also wanted to asked why she didn't use protection but I don't want to encourage cheating moreover we don't know what lead to this, perhaps they were both intoxicated, you never can say.

Intoxicated twice?

bukatyne:
While Mr. Thomas's exit is very sad, I fail to see why FCMB's MD should be dragged.

Was he the one who gave late Mr. Thomas the impression that the kids are his?

P.S.: the kids really look like the MD

Well said.

To have sex with a married woman may be morally wrong,but is it illegal?

I really do not see the point in the op article, asking CBN to investigate and bla bla bla.

What happened was unfortunate. The person i blame is the woman who passed off another man's child to her husband.

Men go for DNA of every child of yours

Nazgul:
I'll blame the girl here...how can you be with someone for three years and not define exactly what it is you guys want from each other?

The guy is just being a guy, enjoying free food so he obviously wouldn't speak up as long as her coochie is readily available upon request.

Ladies be wise...

If she withdraws the coochie, he will withdraw the friendship, or get coochie elsewhere

Coochie is cheap pls. A lady is not doing u a fqvour by giving u her coochie

Learn to hold ur pride as a man. And coochies will be throwikg themselves at u.

In my life, i have walked away from several coochies. I hv been with someone all night and she begged me to have a taste and i said no. We were on same bed. I have done this more than once. Back in uni, several gave it to me free and i turned them down. Of course, i accepted some

I qm not here to brag. My main point is that a lady is not doing a man a favour by giving sex. The favour is both ways. I am doing a woman a favour by agreeing to put my precious arsenal into her coochie.

Debzempire:


If were friends and yhu kiss me....nah marriage be that...

Are u desperate or what

Kiss is cheap.

Men are now wise. Men are not rushing into relationships anymore

amc:


Proposed venue with flyers printed promoting the event is not the same as "rumoured".

So if i print flyers that there will be a sex party in ur house or ur fathers house, it will be demolished. Are u in agreement with that

Shortyy:


You want to reverse karma? Lol bruh that cannot be done. As you make your bed, so shall you lie on it.

They'll come here and tell you curses ain't real, but I pity you to believe so.

But bruh if a lady naked swear for you in front of her grandfather burial ground, your own don go be that. better go and make peace with these women, or else no peace for you.

Not every body wey dey waka for road be human being o.

I don't even know why I'm laughing �

Please go and swear like that against killer herdsmen and kidnappers and boko haram and corrupt politicians

What are u waiting for. I will pay u if it works. Tell me ur amount

HuntSon:


No brand of feminism said "all men are bad", stop believing tales cooked up by weak and insecure men to hide the fact that oppressive power will be taken away from them

Just a 3 second google search threw this up.

https://www.tutor2u.net/politics/reference/feminism-essentialism

Read and be educated. Stop arguing about what u know nothing. You dont know nothing.

HuntSon:


No brand of feminism said "all men are bad", stop believing tales cooked up by weak and insecure men to hide the fact that oppressive power will be taken away from them

Go and read. .

tobechi74:
They have to pretend they are naive so you will not go about calling anyone slut.

Make her tipsy small and you will see her act in bed

Oil dey ur head

Yusufisraelj:



My broda in this my short life, most ladies can be handled even the one way you day talk say stubborn, guy she needs who can understand her thinking pattern and know how to communicate to her without touching the tripping wires.

There are very few ladies that can't submit, most times it depends on how the man handles the lady. Sincerely.

You know nothing John snow. U never jam Jezebel.

HuntSon:


They are no other brands of feminism bro.

Why do y'all wanna talk about how "feminism" should be but refuse to address the issues that created feminism??

U know nothing John Snow

I will not argue with u

Just buy any book on feminism

As for me, i believe in equality of genders.

But i disagree with any brand of feminism that essentialises women as good, and men as bad

Prettydevil:
I get irritated most times when I see girls listing the criteria she wants from a man that can talk to her. today I saw one crayfish looking female saying that she can manage a man that gives her 200k monthly as upkeep money and other crayfish females kept saying they cant that that's Below their standards. I was like wtf? all these girls that literally cant diffreciate between "Porsche" and "posh" on their bio? all these girls that bath in a toilet without shower in their houses? all these girls that only buy bend down select clothes of 30 for 600 naira? are they fvcking mad? we guys should go and kill ourselves to get money to be giving one fool 200k monthly for having breast and yansh? what happened to her getting a fvcking job like normal girls do in developed countries ?

Another female again wrote that before you message her you should have pictures of your car, house and your website and LinkedIn profile on your page as per you're dangote son abi? who tf is giving these local ogbekes mind ? what do u females have to offer us after all these criteria? please tell me I'm dying to know..

Op, i realised thid many uears ago as a teenager, and i swore never ever to spend stupidly on a woman, girlfriend, wife, sister, mother.

Unless on issues of life and death, and health, i will never spend upto 1 percent of my worth on a woman in a year

Whatever ur 1 percent is, tjat should be it. if ur total worth is 1 million naira, that is 10k in a year.

By total worth i do not include capital in a businessooo

Well, i am not a business man. I earn with my brain. So my brain is my capital. Everything i own is profit

If u are a business man, remove ir capital from ur calculations. Calculate 1 percent of ur annual profit, and never spend more than 1 percent of ur profit on a woman

Do the maths

Peace unto u bro. Wise up

HuntSon:


All you need is for a long lasting and sweet relationship is love, respect and commitment. There is nothing like alpha-beta trash, y'all not dogs!

Feminism doesn't imply the nonsense you're typing above, it simply desires equality for women on certain aspects they've been cheated on for long and for them to stop being victims of a cruel society.

I don't know why Black people want to die on the hill of dominance and submission, I think it's PTSD from years of slavery.

Y'all's definition of "submission" is just wanting women that you can do anything to and get away with it. Only weak and insecure men do that!

Being a successful woman doesn't have anything to do with how you should treat and respect your partner, the only problem y'all have with it is that you won't have any means of "unnecessary control" "oppression" and doing whatever you like on her, and that bothers you badly.

In ur bid to criticize the other man's opinion of feminism, u went with an opinion of feminism that is incorrect too, or should i say, an over generalisation

There is no one feminism. There are many. Ur notion of feminism is only one of them.

There are some types of feminism that wants to dominate men, that wants us to lockup any man a woman accuses pf rape or domestic violence, even without proof.

Have u read of essentialist feminism. This type of feminism believes that women are inherently or essentially good, nurturimg, kind, but men are inherently evil, wicked.

I believe in equality of the sexes and genders. But i disagree with some brands of feminism, such as the 2 i highlighted above

Spaxon:

Share ur experience with me pls

I dont know what there is to share really. One thing about me isnthat i buy cars that are very sound, with low mileage. I insist on less than 70k kilometres

I maintain my cars very well. So i really have never had any issues with my well maintained Hondas

I insist on only original parts when changing anything. Thanks to God i can afford it. For me, fake parts is false economy. It will break again, and u spend more. Luckily, i have a good mechanic that always buys original parts for me (of course, he always adds 2k on price of each item. But i dknt care because he uses his time to go buy parts).

Original honda parts are easily available

Love ur car and listen to it all the time. If u hear any strange noise, attend to it

So as i said, i really dont know what to share as i hve never had any problem with my Hondas. Its been all plain sailing, but i maintained them well.

pretyval:
Maybe True bro.... But I was referring to 05-08 highlander which I don't even have.i have 012 and 016... However, don't think everyone on NL is petty or a fraud. The OP asked for opinions and he is getting different feedback, s/he is an adult and can take decision... Doesn't need a babysitter or a PA. However, feel free to apply within. I come in Peace!!!

Sorry bro. I never said u are fraudulent. Not at all. If anything in what i said suggests that, i am sorry

I was only sayimg that sellers woild advertise what they have. That is not to say that what they are advertising is bad or fraudulent. Not at all

As u said, the op no be children. Op should make ur his or her mind

pretyval:
As a car dealer, I'd advice you get your Dad a Highlander.... But if you want to choose from these options you stated, please go with the BMW.... Contact me on 08137588770 let's talk more.

This one wan sell market. OP, make up ur mind before contacting a dealer. Dealers will convince u to buy qhat they have, and not what is good for u

jametex:
All i will tell you is don't go for any Honda product, their Stearing wheels are unreliable and can twist your car axel on motion, especially those their SUV..

Jesus... do u drive at all?

This comment is so wrong. I have owned and driven at least 3 Hondas. I still own one now