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Trump is interpreting he tweet the way he wants

Biden can do the same

Nigerians, whether trump or biden, iur naira will not change . Corruption in nigeria will mot stop because of Biden or because of trump.

Lets focus on our own problems. Leae Biden and trump for Americans mbok

jasman1:
She’s not completely satisfied with the relationship and felt there might be something better for her. I think she’s a smart person and I don’t think she’s doing anything you won’t want your sister to do. I want my sisters to settle down with the best man they can find out there, period and I sincerely wish her well.

And vice versa as well.

So u will also be happy if other men do it to ir sisters until they find the best woman for them?

skales67:
Cc Tango123, odi1278, LawyerLomo, drake99, emmanuelpopson, gafman222, luminouz, sweettinz20, Priam

Good Afternoon guys...

So like i promised, i said i was going to recount my experiences with some of these women starting from the very first i dated till the last.

For the sake of anonymity, i will tag each woman with code names and give illustrations close to the real scenarios rather than specifics in order to prevent them, their spouses, friends and families to easily decode in case they stumble into this thread and read.

I'll allow you the reader to be the judge between me and these women. Keep your arguments as constructive as possible.

CASE No.1
Date February 2014
Codename: Halle Berry
Age Range: Early 30's

I am giving her the code name Halle Berry because she is just like the African version of Halle Berry the Black American actress of the late 90s and radiant with looks much younger than her age.

I visited a mart that belongs to her elder sister to get some provisions not far from my house. This was a mart i usually visited to buy beverages and other home accessories for personal use. It was on a Saturday.

There she was, looking pale with her last baby of about 9 months straddled across her shoulders. Her elder sister had this look of defiance while she talked to her sister. Her first son and daughter which i could place at 8 and 5 respectively were running around the aisle of the mall.

I bought what brought me there and left. I didn't give anything a thought at that moment until the following weekend when i went back to buy supplies and needed and i noticed this elegant beauty cladded in a tight body fitted gown that accentuated her curves especially her round butt. I am a guy who has a very strong thing for women's behinds when they are big. I don't care about boobies. I sucked enough from my mother during my time as an infant. I like something i can grab while holding my woman close to me in an embrace and "while i am doing the works"

Her skin was glowed and i watched her hips swung from side to side as she moved round the aisle with a pen and notebook in hand taking inventory of wares sold in the mart. I walked up to her and she smiled as she greeted me.

"Did you just get employed here?", i asked.

"Nope. Don't you remember me? I was the one discussing with my sister when you came last week", she said. I was dumbstruck.

I enquired about her elder sister and she told me she wasn't around with a beam of smile that exposed her well set dentition with a single dimple on the left side of her face. I apologized and told her i didn't realize it was the pale looking woman with her 9 months old baby i saw at the time. it was really surprising what a change of environment could do rapidly within a short period.

We started talking and she told me the 3 children were her kids (mind you she was 24 yrs at the time but looking like she was 17 while standing in front of me. I inquired to know why she looked so pale and kind of stressed out and sickly the previous week i saw her and she simply said it was a long story. I told her i would like her to tell me all i need to know and the only way it was possible was to have her number.

At first, she did the initial "shakara" women are known for but i dropped a particular magical phrase i use when trying to get the digits of any woman who is unwilling and get a 95% success rate. She typed her number on my Nokia Lumia phone and i dialed it just to be sure and heard a dial tone at the other end and almost immediately, a phone on the counter started ringing.

Sure that i had gotten the right digits, i paid for the stuff i bought added some chocolates and biscuits which i told her to give her kids. She giggled like a school girl and thanked me. This woman was so pretty that you'd feel like giving her a kiss almost immediately.

I sauntered out of the supermarket smiling to myself.

To be continued...

Thanks for the mention sir. Carry go.

ReluctantAdult:
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See this woman. Lie say na wetin I wan gain?

Have you ever had sex while high on some stuff and alcohol? Are you even strong enough? Come back and say it's a lie again when you've tried it.

For your information, when you have sex while high, 1 hour feels like 10 mins. You won't even know time is far gone and you're still hooking and smashing genitals

Leave mata jare. Who no go, no go ever know

While I respect ur adult choice to go high on drugs and alcohol for sex, i hope u know the dangers.

I dont know what drugs u use to go high, na u sabi. Good luck to u.

But remember, there is no award for marathon 5 hour sex. But if thats what rocks ur boat, na u sabi. Just remember the possible consequences. Many have gone to their maker through that route.

Xavfra:
Aswrrr.....

As you dey cook am e go swell later e go reduce


Presently Ukwa is costlier

U are a true child of the land. Oil dey ur head. U sabi book. Carry go

Acekidc4:
Na Condition or Na Cruise

At certain times of the year, ukwa is more expensive than cake

Ukwa can sometimes reach 400 per cup.

And it doesnt swell up like beans.

Dont be surprised if that ukwa cake is worth more than 10k in total cost of ingredients and all.

Ukwa is served only at rich and comfortable people's celebrations. It is more expensive than rice and foofoo

MiamiePizza:
Who made the law that a guy must always gives t.fare or pay for drinks and food at meetings or date?
He gave her 1k when she didn't even ask and call that stinginess? OK

Your friend is OK as you said, why or what she needs his money for in the relationship? They don't lie even Nigeria girls who earn 300k and above still demands and feel entitled to guys.

If your friend can't settle with him she should make the decision fast and stop disturbing us with red flag wahala. Who knows if his ATM card is not working that day or baba just broke or dey test her gan, mtchewww

Working atm or not, he should not give d woman any kobo

I never did that, and never will

I only pay for the food, sometimes, just as i pay for food with male friends sometimes

LadyTianna:
Men and women are not equal

If that is ur philosophy, to each his or her own. Goodluck to u

I treat my wife as my equal. She is a professional like me. I am earning more because i am older than her and so started my career before her. But we share the burden of the house equitably, according to our earnings.

Just as she shares in financial burden of the house, i share in the house chores, all kinds of house chores, equitably.

LadyTianna:
I'm tired of repeating myself. Which of the things are you referring to exactly? The crimes, paying for Job slots or legit work? Women already do legit jobs but there aren't enough jobs for everyone. You people should face your leaders not women

So y should q woman who has the same access as a man to jobs expect a man to shoulder her responsibilities

That is the koko of the matter.

The koko is that no adult should expect another adult to fend for her.

Do u agree that men and women are equal, and that Equality means eqyal share of bills when we go out, equal birthday gift, equal share of household bills. If one of us is earning more than the other, then it becomes equitable share of responsibilities.

If you agree with the above paragraph, then i bow in respect. Do you agree. Yes or no

LadyTianna:
Y'all should be thinking critically before quoting people. What do majority of the young male generation do to earn money these days? Fraud, ponzi schemes, robbery, rituals, sale of body parts, male prostitution and gold digging, sale of hard drugs etc. While many of the older generation also engage in corruption and money laundering. Stop acting like all of you are doing legit businesses and are saints. There are also women doing legit work as well as men. Making generalizations the way you people do is irritating

And there are parasitic and scheming women in every country of the world, not just Nigeria. A person's character or behavior is greatly influenced by their standard of living. Take it or leave it

So, why should women in Nigeria not do the same things u said that men do, and raise their own money that way, instead of being parasitic.

Or do they not have brains? And hands?

skales67:


Luminouz my paddy, you will never cease to make me laugh out loud with your funny replies.

I wanted to do some serious updates now but my boss just called via intercom that we are going out. This is one of the challenges i face in updating and it's like that because i prefer making use of my PC when on NL. Using my fingers to type long updates via mobile stresses my fingers

Very understandable bro, and u are working two jobs. Aint easy

Please just mention me when u update. I am a keen reader of ur posts, and i find u liberal and mature.

Administration1:
Inasmuch as I would like to buttress your point, but it's necessary I share my story.
I just moved into this area due to work(transfered to cover a colleague who was killed in the line of duty), I started searching for a place to always drink my beer, I stated from a roadside kiosk that serves chilled Heineken to the most happening club in the area.
I noticed a young lady who according to my fellow beer drinkers is a very devout Christian, she comes to buy fufu late at night and something else which I never knew as the kiosk owner already wraps it for her even before she arrives.

We crossed paths , linked up and I happen to visit her, and in the course of discussion I found out that she is a single mum. We finally had sex, by before that she told me the story of her life, how the person who got her pregnant abandoned her bla bla bla. She ran away from him because he was always drinking before coming home.

I decided to keep her as a "sure" sex object, as we never got to date officially, when I am drinking beer at my normal spot, she comes buys her "black nylon bag" thing and goes home, when I go home, with my alcoholic breath, I still make love to her.

One day, I asked her, why she didn't reject nor push me away when I come stoned drunk with alcohol and we still make love, her response was that, it's my life, yet she like the smell, stupid me, I believed.

... I'll update later as I am in a terrific traffic

Mention me when u update pls

LadyTianna:
Only foolish men compare women from first world countries with women from third world countries knowing fully well that the economies in both are very different. Its not like Nigerian men are a prize or anything

If Nigeria is like America or Europe, do you think Nigerian women would act the way they do? Its the same in other third world African countries so use your head and face your leaders who made it so instead of whining on Nigerian girls matter all the time. Useless men everywhere.

So are Nigerian men not facing the same harsh economic conditions

It really baffles me how u used the economic reality in Nigeria to justify the scheming and parasitic nature of many Nigerian women. As if men in Nigeria have money given to them by God or picking money from streets

mayklef:
Real men eat Flesh, asin THICK FLESH not bones

False. Real men know what they want. Some real men like it fat. Some real men like it slim. To each their own.

I dont shame fat people. I pity them because many are already insecure and ashamed.

For me as a man, ur personality is the most important thing. If u are a good person, u can be my girl or wife, whether u are fat or slim.

Nevertheless, i always work out and maintain my figure as a man, not to show off or have six pack. Six pack is for those who have time who are more likely to be either very rich and not need to work, or not fully engaged and so have enough time

For a busy man with family who is employed or runs a business, just be fit, healthy, strong, go for a run once or twice a week. Avoid sugar and oil, and u are good to go

LilMissFavvy:
I don't believe these women are naturally toxic as you claim, rather something or someone triggered such toxicity in them. It could be a bad upbringing, especially where a dad maltreats mum, or it could actually be their ex husband's who made them toxic. You mentioned that INFIDELITY AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE account for like 80percent of marital break-ups...... a WHOPPING 80percent ? I totally agree with that. Now my question is, if 80 percent of marital break-ups are due to infidelity and domestic violence, taking a look at your immediate environment, have you not seen that husband's are not faithful and most of them beat their wifes? If you are sincere, you will agree with me that a good number of men are the ones who commit infidelity in marriage, same men beat their wife, so men are responsible for such marital break-ups, don't shift blames.

Men are truly the perpetrators and women the victims. Most of the married toxic women became toxic due to sad marital experiences, same with the single mothers, it may not be all, but most of such toxicity were caused by bad experiences. The problem is that these women refuse to drop all their bitter experiences when they enter new relationships, but would there really be a need for them to drop their bitterness, especially since there is every possibility that the next man would come with same baggage? Toxicity is not an innate attribute, it is learned. As for the Bible passage you mentioned, not all marriages are worth building, especially where a man isn't interested in making it work. In the process of staying to make it work, she may lost her life, health, etc. Stop shifting blames. Thread should also be in family section

By ur logic, men made womwn bad.

So who made men bad?

Or were they born bad

If they were born bad, so women are only born good?


I hope u see the illogicality of ur point

Evil has no gender. It is in both men and women

virginprincess:
I don't think you are a nigeria man, most nigeria men has every poor mentality and can never reason this way, very wonderful comment.

U call this wonderful comment because u are a woman.

When u have a son who spends stupidly on his girlfriend, we will have this conversation again.

FunnyDude:
Stop this complain. You're the man, go hustle and take care of your woman.That's the natural law of life.
If you don't want to take care of your woman, leave her alone and be single.

No one point a gun in your head that you must marry or be in a relationship.

Natural law? Established by who?

Go and find out the meaning of social construction of reality. There is no natural law apart from the one u and i and people in our society constructed.

And we can chamge it if we want

The OP has changed it for himself, just like i did many years ago as a teenager.

If u like, continue to leave under that law. Its ur life. Its ur choice

Fact1:
Lol,,

Dis yaa question is somehow somehow,,,

God should not allow us jam bad thing my brother,,,,,

But is their a woman that can beat me up sha,,,,

Anyway I will send her to her papa house,,,,,,,

You guys misinterpreted what I wrote,,,

I'm not saying she should go unpunished,, but beating her shouldn't be the punishment,,,,

U are a funny guy

I dont support violence against women.

But i WILL NEVER TOLERATE VIOLENCE FROM WOMEN. BE IT VERBAL OR PHYSICAL OR EMOTIONAL VIOLENCE. I DONT TOLERATE IT FROM A WOMAN.

I believe bad womwn should be punished as hard as bad men.

So, if a woman becomes violent against me, i will take all necessary legal steps to make sure she gets punished, and that is the end of our relationship

Fact1:
What you said isn't valid at all,,,,,.. we're stronger than the girls,,

If a girl hit me first,,(though it can never happen),,,,,, i will not hit her back,, but if nah male blood go dey flow on ground,,,


If i hit a girl she will faint instantly,,so why will i,,,?


If i wanna try my power my fellow male dey,,,


All this nah exaggeration ,, because I'm a displined and respected guy so no girl can raise her hand to hit me,,,,,,, only if we're playing,,,,,,,,

And if she hit me first without me doing anything,, I won't return it just because she's a girl,,,

So, if u marry a woman who beats u u will always walk away, and remain in the marriage, and she continues to beat u?

stanliwise:
This is what I hate, navigating from the idea of discussion. Is there anywhere I said it was worth it?
I was only speaking to someone who said it is wrong. I said it will be wrong when the action has an impact. If it doesn’t then there is nothing like wrong or right there. It just happened and the opportunist took the advantage. Shikena

Going by ur line of argument, the below are not wrong

If the bank makes deductions from ur account and u dont know, then it is not wrong

If i come to ur house and peep at u fucking ur wife and u didnt know, it is not wrong

If i steal ur money and u dont know, it is not wrong

If ur maid or child or colleague takes money from ir wallet and u dont know, it is not wrong.

Well sir, i respect ur opinion, but i disagree with it respectfully.

But i admit that we have to agree to disagree on this one.

Goodluck to u sir.

stanliwise:
Correct! But that is only when there are evidence of such actions.
I won't even go that route but here is my take.
If an action has no impact on anyone or any being directly or indirectly, then such actions can't be exactly said to be wrong.
The person phone being searched has no awareness neither was the person affected in any way.
The best we can say is that it is wrong to my conscience and maybe to my God, but that is how far the judgement can go, it only takes a different turn when
1. The person becomes aware
2. I start to use it to blackmail such person
3. The files spread beyond my control
and some other aftermath.

So, if this person becomes aware and takes legal action, u will look urself in the mirror, and be happy that u went to prison because u wanted to see the toto of a particular woman.

U can see thousands of them. Go online. Or go to the streets. Many will show u their vagina for 1 or 2k. Many will show u free

Y do u want to risk ur career and ur future to see a particular vagina. It is not worth it

Dont forget that just as u saw it by chance, another person can see it from u and expose it. Good digital detective work may lead it back to u

I am not here to judge based on morality. I am only saying it is not worth it

At the end of the day, its ir choice. But, if u continue along this line, one day, u may regret it

stanliwise:
why is it bad and immature?
Oga stop being naive. Life is not a shade of black and white.
If he did anything wrong it means he used it as a blackmail or handle it carelessly.
We are all filled by curiosity, there are no really rule for some little things of life. Na head you go use.
Lesson: Don’t trust people with everything.

He can go to jail for that. Its a crimw

SilverNorGold:
My sister, I am not disputing that. The Senator has already informed us why, which is true. He has already distributed palliatives thrice...

However, this attack, including that on Tinubu, Oba of Lagos, etc is a coordinated one, with the finger prints of opposition parties all over it.. These evil forces have hijacked this ongoing looting and hooliganism to settle political scores..

But Nigeria must better.

Are u immature, or are u joking

If money paid to u as ur salary, ot donated to u as a gift, is seized by bank manager, and he says he wanted to give it to u on his birthday, how right is that mbok

yarimo:
so this is endsars peaceful protesters abi ? human rights, un, beyonce and all other so called celebrities you are not saying anything now ooo

Lootimg began when govt sponsored thugs began to attack protesters.

And also after soldiers killed innocent peaceful protesters

I am not supporting the looting

I am only asking u to follow the chronological order of events, and allocate blame accordingly

Shuly03:
welcome back sir..we’ve missed you.

This is a new one. Not the original Slawormir. He has 2 i in his name. Original has one i in his name

This one was registered today.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

And edo state is not on the list

Edo state way sars for dey kill and harass anyhow

Fake Slawormir. U are not the original one

i cant see James Nwafor on that list

I cant see Ezu River on the list

Freeze007:
Hey FAM,

I saw on Facebook an email:apply@canadianvisa.top looking for graduates, so gave it a Go. I pushed Resume/CV and response came that my CV is being reviewed. Today, checked my mail and saw an offer which has been given. However, been asked to fill form and forward the form after filling and attach my international passport.

I want to know if there is company known as DRIMAOIL in Canada? Otherwise confirm if this site is genuine

Site: http://www.drimaoil.com

Please I need positive comments on the best way to approach this...

Cheers


PS: Please if you can push this to front page for mass attention would be much appreciated

Dont attach ur international passport until u are sure it is legit. To avoid identity theft

Amodsun:
The staff of office of the Lagos monarch, Oba Rilwan Akilu, reportedly carted away by suspected hoodlums who invaded the place in the wake of the EndSARS protesters has been recovered.

Recall the staff of the office was taken away by one of the hoodlums as they destroyed the Iga Idungaran Palace of the Oba, turning the place upside down and carting away valuable things including money.

OBSERVERS TIMES earlier reported that the hoodlum who took away the staff was seen on camera displaying the insignia of office of the traditional ruler with relish.

Source said the Ogboni cult had retrieved the staff of office and the young man who took it away died mysteriously.

According to an unidentified man who gave his name as Agboola Kotun, the young man died mysteriously.

Source:
https://observerstimes.com/oba-of-lagos-staff-of-office-retrieved-by-ogboni-cult-young-man-in-a-mysterious-condition/

Fake news

No evidence

As good as saying Buhari is now 40 years old mysteriously

thunderfirebuha:
Go and sit down you cowards.

Why didn't your juju protect you from the attack?

Useless wicked old men who hates the truth.

The oba is in the lagoon.

Karma visited the bastard oba of Lagos.

Nobody can insult the oba of Benin or others but that political oba has been reduced to a vegetable.

I was among the youths who stood by the oba in our area as the youths are loyal to him because of his conduct and character.

Ur monika is not complete. Its missing two letters

RI

Nyanabo:
Bro, I wouldn't know those who make up the panel as I don't reside there. But I do know for my state (RIVERS) and to an extent i would say they are of good characters. they are made up of;

delegates from religious bodies
Corporate bodies the private sector women affairs etc

Kudos to Rivers State if they chose good people

I dont know yet who anambra state chose. I just hope they are good people. If there is justice, people will not take laws into their hands. As i said before, the violence is not good. Also government needs to do the right thing. Both youths and government need to do the right thing.


But if i may say, does the commission have teeth, what laws establish it.

Can they convict or are they only allowed to make recommendations.

We need to have commissions that have teeth, that can bite, that can jail people if found guilty.

Or, alternatively, a commision that doesnt report to politicians, but reports to director of public prosecution who then takes d case to court. This is to avoid their recommendations sitting and collecting dust in Wike,s and Obiano,s office

Cheers bro

Nyanabo:
This is Bad. The Governor has set up a judicial panel of enquiry if you have any grieviances against the police you go to them with you evidence. And not taking laws into our hands.

But if you know what this god-like police men do one would ce forced not to pity them.

Just Last month the show me pepper for Lagos.

Who are the members of that panel. How trust worthy and independent are they

Like u, i dont support this violence

But i also hate the lies and patronising by government, eho think we are fools.

Up till now, James Nwagor has not been arrested nor prosecuted. Why

How do u think this same Obiano who dined and wined with Nwafor will be able to allow Nwafor to be punished for his crimes

The water has already spoilt and don pass garri.