Op

1. Are you ready to marry now. If this girl were not in the picture, would u say u want to marry now. If ur answer to this question is no, jakpa . Dont marry her

2. Never marry out of pity. Marry because u are ready, and willing, and have found the one u want to marry

ogashman:
The rate at which money vanishes these days scares the hell outta me

5k I withdrew on Sunday is remaining jus 5h. I have tried to mentally picture what I bought with it but I couldn't. previously, 5k can sustain me for like two weeks so long I have foodstuffs at home.

3k prepaid meter recharge, gets exhausted in two weeks, something that lasts up to at least one month before, for the whole compound where i stay.

#100 mtn call credit doesn't last for more than 6minutes nowadays and that woman that used to say "one minute remaining" is now very harsh. her voice scars me the most.

1gig mtn data that used to last for one month, sometimes it even expires because I was not able to use it, now gets exhausted in one week.

transportation is another wahala...places I used to go with bike for #50 is now #100

foodstuffs prices increasing on a daily bases. if u had gone to the MKT with 10k last week, and u re going again this week, you have to go with at least 15k if not, u won't be able buy the things u bought last week.


amidst all these, salary still remains constant....No be die we dey so?

Next election, vote with ur conscience at all levels. Dont vote tribe or religion

Dpharisee:
I realised you are just discovering that you are unique after hiding in your closet for a situation you have no control. Be confident and let no one make you feel you are less in anything.
At least many here now know that there is a phenomenon called intersex, kudos for the enlightenment.

For those commenting, please realise that she is using this forum to get over the depression she may have passed through due to her condition, try to be sensitive and don't make her lose that confidence she is gaining with our support

U are absolutely correct. I feel for the person

I hope this person knows what happens on nairaland.com. people are mean. I wont advice a relative to come here for validation. But i do get what this person feels. My heart goes out in empathy

StacyO:
Mine happened on the day I was seeing a movie. A lady friend of mine knocked my door and requested to come in.
She was a hottie,you know,fat ass, boobs,pretty face and a sucker lips.
She told me she was feeling Hot and was in need of a man badly. Well,she knows I will try to deviate her mind from that so she decided to change topic.
All of a sudden, she wanted to discuss something important with me.
Alright,go on was my exact response.

Are u male or female

Eppking:


Let me shock again!!

Do you know the unemployment rate in CANADA is higher compared to UK as I type this?

As a student, working 20hrs part-time work, you can earn a decent living and also pay your tuition from the proceeds without stress. My brother, work yapa for Manchester to Southampton to York... Na you go tire to make money...

The person when dey reason you dey lazy if he/she can not make £750 in two days.

Inside Corona lock down, we still dey work remotely while school is also online 100%.

My brother make I focus...

Old boy, i know u are right. But u are probably talking of factory wprk and support work.

Uk citizems dont like dt

But then, uk is not opening visas for such work

So maybe they want to use students for that. I dont know ooo

Work jaree and make ur money

Eppking:


If you don't know, why not not Google it. It is easy to look up for information.

Your friend did not have that benefits because she would be rounding up just when the policy would be effective, so sorry she came in earlier. The students benefiting from the new policy are the ones that enrolled in July/September 2020.

Fyi, schools in UK now enroll students for placement directly after study (it comes with a fee). Indians are really taking up this route like mad more than any other international students

Infact, all you need do in UK is to work for one calender year and move on with your life. With a year savings as professional worker, you would be able to afford any choice destination and opportunity anywhere in the world.

You only need three years to blow.... You go hammer like Yahoo boy, especially when are into IT field.

Good info u stated there. I didnt kmow they started this in 2020. I knew the policy was unveiled in 2020, and it wasn't clear whn this will start.

Op, if u are sure it is started, then uk is a good option. Just be sire the policy has startrd. I say this because there is so much unemployment here now because of covid. So i really am not sure if they have started the policy

Eppking:


They govt stopped that sh*** in UK. You can now enjoy two years of practice (full time work permit in any area or industry). UK looks good for now as you can brink in your spouse or lover without qualms, very easy.

...

Listen and listen very well. As for uk, i doubt if what u are saying is true. What usd is what they want to begin to do. They have not started it. I have a student who came to uk january 2020. Her visa is expiringin may. She has to leave. She now is applying for another study. That is her only way of extending her visa

I repeat, what u said is the policy UK WANTS TO START SOON. BUT THEY HAVE NOT STARTED IT YET.

Ajakaiye83:

I need your advice on above subject matter

I am married but no kids yet.
I have 3m cash with me now.
I am a graduate of engineering discipline with over 10yrs experience.
Never travelled out before.
I am in my late 30s

Thanks

Whatever u do, avoid illegal immigration. It is not worth it and ends in premium tears or liss of life

The question u shoild be asking is , what sre the legal routes for u.

Weeks ago, someone opened a thread about immigration to canada the legal way. Investigate that

Germany and co i think u can only go if u study

Avoid uk for now because if u finish ur studies, u are shipped back. They plan to stop it. But they have not

Anyway, i am not an immigration expert. My only advice is avoid illegal means. Dont depend on agents. Google each countries means. Deal with govt officials of that country. Avoid agents they will take ur money and give u fake papers or direct u tru illegal means

larot78:
Love this thread and I hope it will boom..
I likewise seems to be in the same shoes with the post ..pls help a man with three kids and also wish to relocate to Europe ..

Your sincere contribution is needed..

You will not be ill favoured.

Thanks

Whatever you do, avoid illegal immigration

PUSSYHOE:
Hoes will surely find a way to justify and defend their fellow hoes. you are right they switched the babies.

Domt mind her. She forgets the dna will prove the woman is the biological mother

Or does she think dna is done on only fathers?

Buhahahaha

Michelle55:
What is this world turning into?


Come to think of it, some hospital do switch babies at birth right? What if there's a possibility of carrying someone's else baby home

Is.that ur defence line?


Buhahahah
Then dna at birth will ensure everyone goes home with only their babies

Ur defence will not work becaise dna will show u are the mother, and ur hubby not the father

By d way, ur hubby does not need u or ur permission to do dna test on his kids. It is HIS RIGHT

Bro, add to the list that they will deliberately make an error in ur details, so u will come to correct it, and they cash out

When a government official makes a mistake, y should i pay to correct it. UNLESS U CAN PROVE THE ERROR WAS BY ME, AND NOT THE OFFICIAL WHO ENTERED OR PROCESSED THE DATA

APC VOTERS, ENJOY

humilitypays:
Hahahaha


APC, criminals in power!


They have looted all the trillions and billions loan they borrowed from China and World Bank, they are now scrambling here and there for where to raise urgent 2k like Nigerian slayqueens to execute some sham projects to deceive Nigerians.


They have mandated CBN to force all Nigerian banks to remit all dormant bank account balance to them...they also mandated CBN to force all banks to remit bank account balance of deceased (dead) Nigerians.


Those are not enough for their looting sprey, they now deviced another easy way to milk Nigerians through NIN yet they will be quick to compare events in the great United States with their dying nation, what an irony of life



They paid few Nigerians 10,000naira survival fund and now they want to collect 15,000naira from them lol.


Whereas Ghana government subsidized electricity bill and water bill for Ghanaians since the start of Covid–19 as a way of helping Ghanaians cope in the covid19 pandemic economy

capatainrambo:
Nigeria govt keep churning out stupid policies.

Now that I'm not in the country ... so they will block my sim now abi ?

Beautiful question

Why cant they use the international passport of those in diaspora to develop NIN

obembet:
I read a story of a nurse who use to change the child for one of government hospital. Are we going to blame wife for that too?


U guys need to think deeply... Many of u need to find out the atrocities that is going on in those big hospitals.

Defense strategy. Hahahahah

iambabaG:
Some landlords are of the devil.
With all the predicament facing someone, increasing house rent is what they feel they can add to the already filled plate?
My landlord is A VERY GOOD MAN.
He has a lovely wife and they are VERY considerate. Who said and Igbo landlord isn’t good? I would gladly have him as a landlord till i leave this shithole.
Sometimes, it’s not always about money.. But doing right by a fellow human.
Some of this landlords push young men into stealing and illegalities to stay afloat. Which shouldn’t be so.

The landlord is facing the same predicament as u. He has no money stached somewhere. He is not ur thieving politicians. That house is his investment. Just like ur own hustle

MyFlair:


In this era of social media both the poor and the rich receive equal measures of reportage.
From the look of things those have died of this disease contracted the disease outside the shores of this country

So u believe the rich can contract it outside the shores of Nigeria. But they cannot pass it on to somwone else within the shores of Nigeria

Do u mean the domestic staff who drives and cooks and cleans for the rich cannot contract it from the rich?

Do u mean those domestic staff do not socialise with their fellow domestic staff and friends and family, and cannot pass it on? And their family cannot pass it on to their own social contacts

I am struggling to understand ur logic

Is there something magical in Nigerian atmosphere, that stops the contagion once the rich man flies into Nigeria

I hope u can see how illogical ur position is

ManOfCompetence:
It's important we all stay safe.....But the way covid 19 avoids poor people needs to be investigated

It does not avoid poor people. Theres is not reported because no one knows them

Orubebe01:
op, are you related in anyway with Lai Mohammed, cos we all know that covid 19 in Nigeria is nothing but scamdemic

Keep deceiving yourself

Maybe u will believe it is in Nigeria when someone known to u dies

Better do what u can to protect yourself

Yes, the government is using it to cash out. But it still exists in Nigeria

What makes u believe that covid cant enter Nigeria? Everyday, Nigerians and foreigners travel into Nigeria. What makes u think we are immune?

lexy2014:




This is d comment from d gentleman whose comment I responded to:

"Am not a hypocrite, I speak d truth. She can giv me erection because she's a female"

By "she", he meant d primary school kid.
Compare it with what u wrote

I have given u my answer. Stop quoting people out of context.

lexy2014:


This is d comment from d gentleman whose comment I responded to:

"Am not a hypocrite, I speak d truth. She can giv me erection because she's a female"

By "she", he meant d primary school kid.
Compare it with what u wrote

Go back to the bone of contention. Dont take people out of context.

The question is this: is the man a paedophile for having an erection at a time and olace he did not choose

To this, my answer is NO. HAVING AN ERECTION DOESNT NOT MAKE U A RAPIST OR PAEDOPHILE.

ERECTION CAN AND IS AN INVOLUNTARY NEUROLOGICAL RESPONSE THAT SOMETIMES HAPPENS EVEN IN THE ABSENCE OF STIMULI, ESPECIALLY TO YOUNG MALES

If the man began to enjiy the erection and fantasise, then u can bring in morality

BUT NO MORALITY SHOULD BE ATTACHED TO THE INVOLUNTARY NEUROLOGICAL MOVEMENT OF UR BODY.

U CANT TELL A LADY WHO IS RAPED THAT BECAUSE SHE BECAME WET, SHE ENJOYED IT OR WANTED IT

It is d same principle

DIVINEEVIDENCE:


You will live long brur.
I wear double boxers when going out, because you can't predict when John Thomas will just rise up to speak.

If a kid that age sits on my laps, I'll sure get an instant boner, which will subside after some time.
Blood being pumped to the penile tissues is an involuntary neurological process.
You're helpless as there's no switch to turn it off or on.

Sometimes to even rise up in church for prayers or hymns would be a problem and as you might suddenly develop a boner out of nowhere and have to sit perfectly still as any movement with simply lead to unwanted rapid growth.

These guys don't understand the dicc.

"Life is like a dicc. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason"

What's with the hypocrisy?

I remember when i was about 21, i was in a market and i saw a very beautiful hipster boxer that was reigning then and my friends had it. I went to the seller qnd priced it. I was happy with the price he told me.

I then asked him to unpack it let me have a good look at it.

Upon examination, i told him no, tjis can't hold me. He was surprised and said what do i mean. I told him when JohnnThomas rises, this cant hold it.

U need to see how the man and his fellow traders laughed at me. They saw the funny side of it. We all laughed and i left.

Bro, in my younger years double boxer no fit hold me. No way.

Yes, to stand up to pray for church was wahala.

I began to fly out most of the time. I will only tuck in my shirt on official occasion, and of course, i will be wearing very strong pant. If i no wear pant, i no tuck in, even if president is there

U are spot on. John Thomas has a life of its own. And rises when it wants, whether u like it or not.

lexy2014:


U don't have erection because u are guy. U will erection because u have already programmed ur mind to be aroused at anything female even if it's a baby in diapers. So d same way u can't control ur erection when u see a kid, is d same way u won't be able to prevent urself from having sex with one when d opportunity presents

Have u never in ur life had an erclection early in the morning

Have u never had an erection without thinkikg of anything

I have erection anytime anywhere, even when i am praying alone in my room, with nothing on my mind. Even when watching football. Even when playing football. Of course it was worse when i was young. Now as an old man, my testosterone testosterone is reduced, so it is now rare

Erection does not mean sex.

Erection can be and is sometimes an involuntary body movement

That was why when i was young, i always used strong pants, to avoid embarrassment of unconscious erection. Sometimes i didnt even know it was hard until it was pointed out to me

crazyclown:

She's a female and am a male is called body chemistry. Not like I will have sex with her. But I will be aroused

Domt mind those guys calling u paedophile. That u have an erection at that means nothing

Men being raped have erection. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it or want it

Females being raped get wet and have hard nipples. It doesnt mean they are enjoying it

That lady cally u a paedophile will also have hard nipples if a little boy is playing with her breasts.

Ur erection at dt point is because of soft flesh on ur dick area. It would be involuntary. I will only blame u if u entertain sexual thoughts at that time.
.

That is why for me, i never let anyone sit on my groin area. U can sit on my knees and laps, but not groin area.

Medunah:


Just look at how they ruined his tyre company, investment worth over $14m.
Yeah he should have gotten a permit before starting but is that enough to shut it down for years?

You read my mind. Money lost to the economy. Jobs lost. If he exported the tyres, forex is also lost. Tax is lost to both state and federal government. And we are still importing substandard tyres from china.

Nigeria and Nigerians so lost out, not only innoson.

StoneColdxx:
I’m sorry this happened to you.
Even in Lagos here, I had a similar experience but mine was better because I always go out with two pocket knives.
Mine happened at Ojuelegba under bridge around 11pm thereabout.
Omorr as I commot the knives dey waka, the young guy after me change direction straight.

If u are stopped by police, can they accuse u of beimg armed? I dont know ooo. I am just asking

U know how police stop busses and search them.

DropsMic:
The last time i encountered armed robbers i greeted them first with Chairmen i dey hail oo. And then i went ahead to give them all the money i had on me. After emptying my pockets, i doused the tension in the air by jokingly asking them to find me 50 naira wey i go use transport myself go work the next day ... No be me go go dey drag with thief.. No amount of money is worth a drop of my blood.


Na person wey him body complete dey enjoy life.

Oil dey ur head bro

DailyReview:

How I aborted 12 times for a Catholic Priest

A woman has narrated how she abandoned her husband and went to live with a catholic priest with whom she aborted 12 times for.
The chilling but true-life story was retold by Barrister Emeka Egwuonye, chairman of the Due Process Advocates. Below is the full story.
"Two days ago, I listened to one of the most shocking stories ever. A lady was married. A priest (Catholic priest) lured her to leave her marriage. She left her marriage and went to live with the priest. The priest got "engaged" to her. Click below to read story


https://dailyreviewonline-ng.com/2021/01/02/how-i-aborted-12-times-for-a-catholic-priest-woman/

Unless the woman is mentally handicapped deranged (and i need evidebce) she chose what she did.

Leave the priest alone.

Stop supporting victim mentality in women.

Maybe she was shouting harder harder for the priest

Maybe the priest wanted to use condom and she said no.

We all have been with women who wanted it raw when we the men wanted to use condom

I am not supporting the priest. But op the way u phrased this is like u positioned the woman as victim, and the priest as villain. THAT IS WRONG. BOTH ARE MATURE ADULTS AND RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR BEHAVIOR

RedPhoenix:




Those children. They'll tell their mothers

Do it when they are infants. Immediately after the child is born or when the child is less than a year old

ijustdey:
Culled from https://www.nairaland.com/6339937/fcmb-md-adam-nuru-sex

......More than 1,200 people have signed a petition accusing Adam Nuru of an illicit affair that led to the death of the spouse of the bank's former employee



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/434468-alleged-paternity-scandal-fcmb-to-probe-md-as-many-demand-his-sack.html

Those that signed thay petition should also sign petition for bandits and killer herdsmen to be caught, and all service chiefs who are aiding and abetting them to be sacked

RedPhoenix:
Olosho " Se kin ka ye fun e to ro yo Di "


ASIDES FROM BEING CHEATED, MEHN IF YOU DON'T STOP PUTTING WOMEN ON PEDESTAL THEY'LL RUIN YOU AND SEND YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE AND GO ON FVCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON YOUR MATRIMONIAL BED. PRIORITISE THE HOME GROUND AND MAKE YOUR DESIRES AND NEEDS FULLY EXPRESSED SO YOU STOP BEING USED BY WOMEN...

Mouth, and how would you be feeding?

You want to use excuses to go back to your full time work, Olosho.


Any man that goes to his wife to ask for consent to conduct a DNA test is worse than a simp.

As recognised father and with a kid less than 18 years of age, no man needs a woman's permission in any way to conduct a DNA test.

Take a few strands of hair even while they're sleeping so they don't tell their mum. Or act the father, one cute Saturday even with the mother at home, call them to tidy the home, teach them chores and end it with trimming their nails. That's all.


Nails or few strands of hair is all you need


If the test returns positive, quietly thrash the result no one needs to know.



The same way women have sex before and during marriage and even after the death of their husbands is the exact same way you should be clandestine with this activity.


Anything less is nothing but a weak silly man who's actually the wife, to the real husband, the wife



Go do the test and quit SIMPing men.

U forgot to add their tooth brush. Just buy new toothbrush for them and take away the old and say u threw it away

Or just use cotton bud, rub it on theiir gums and inside their mouth