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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by tasalanoni(m): 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2021
skj1377:
Yes met two extreme. First one, she called by accident but we started talking since she was the caller most of the time. I was in abuja for a training so she came over from zaria to see me though she stays in Maitama abuja obviously from a rich family. I was on the 5th floor of the building when she arrived, my mind told me to go and meet her downstairs instead of telling her to take the elevator up to fifth floor then ask for me. Getting to the ground floor I called her number and what I saw was a very tall skinny dark complexioned lady with a long neck, she had to almost bend to enter the automatic glass entrance door. I was slightly below her breast area in height. I quickly changed venue to any popular eatery she knows.. She insisted on paying the bills but I left after like 30mins I think she was suffering from "Acromagaly" excessive height. She kept calling but I lost all interest. I noticed that her pictures on facebook Dont have reference point like door or gate or car so you can't judge her height. Second was I think Facebook or 2go, she was in the same town I was at the time so I went to her house called her on phone stood in front of the small gate after like 5mins the gate opened and I did not see anybody. Looked down and low and behold a complete female human being fully equipped with breast and ass but very short limbs. I spent the longest 45mins of my life in her house she was shorter than the 4year old I met in the house. After that experience, I gave up on all forms of dating via social media. Funny enough after like 7years or so I still met my wife on Facebook but after looking at her pix I still insisted on travelling all the way from bauchi to akure to meet her in person before saying anything serious.
Bros Pass the control give me. I no go dull at all
Politics › Re: President Buhari's ARISE News Interview (Full Video) by tasalanoni(m): 5:39pm On Jun 11, 2021
I kept straining to make sense of the content of the interview.. The acoustics were terrible and the questions were so disorganized and incoherent. Bubu made things worse with his horrible fulani accent.
Career › Re: Why Would You Want To Leave Your Current Job? by tasalanoni(m): 7:16am On Jun 05, 2021
Iamfrank:
Thanks for the insults
You are welcome.
Career › Re: Why Would You Want To Leave Your Current Job? by tasalanoni(m): 6:30pm On Jun 04, 2021
Iamfrank:
I work with too much illiterate n I don't want dier mentality to affect me... d pay is also too poor for me as a graduate. ( 100k-115k)... I work from Monday to Sunday... No time for myself at all
Are you sure you are not the "illiterate" there?
Your command of English is way below average and comes nowhere near what's expected of a University graduate. I really wonder how you are still on their payroll with your below average education. Pls brush up, and don't ever make the mistake of quitting that job until you are better educated for another job.
Sports › Re: Meet Anthony Jude Izuchukwu, Super Eagles New Boy by tasalanoni(m):
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Why always Igboshuh Ans: Because they are the light of Africa.

Igbo Amaka
My oga I hail you..
Christianity Etc › Re: David Oyedepo Jnr Celebrates His Birthday (Photos) by tasalanoni(m):
ArticleBeast:
I wish your papa useful. At least he for groom you to take over his enterprise but ogogoro and draft no let am leave anything for you.
Idiots like you constitute the greatest part of Nigeria's problem. Someone was able to observe a trend and made an intelligent deduction in the light of logic but you couldn't see the light and sense in his observation. If your folly ended in ignorance, it would have been tolerable but you went ahead to showcase your profound foolishness by mentioning his father. That tells how crippled your faculties are.. Continue feeding your pastopreneurs
Sports › Re: UCL Final: Nigerian Man Cries Bitterly As He Loses His ₦4.5M House To A Bet by tasalanoni(m): 9:20pm On May 31, 2021
He must be an afonja brown roofian.. Expect nothing good from them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by tasalanoni(m): 10:06pm On May 29, 2021
okuta007:
God don punish Aguero for denying Nigeria Olympic Gold Medal in the finals of 2008 Orimpic grin grin grin grin grin

God don punish Aguero for being in the Argentine team that denied Nigeria FIFA U-20 World gold in the finals of 2005 in Holland grin grin grin grin
It wasn't Aguero that scored that goal. It was Di Maria
Health › Re: 1 In Every 13 Residents Of Anambra Infected With Tuberculosis – Official by tasalanoni(m):
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Politics › Re: Soldiers Celebrate With Major-General Yahaya The New Chief Of Army Staff (Video) by tasalanoni(m):
Vaughanlanrewaj:
This is an attestation that the newly appointed General Farouk is a real war battle tested General like his Boss, the President retired Maj. Gen Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) and he is loved by his troop .

That says much about his hands on leadership quality. I applaud President Muhammadu Buhari for appointing such a Patriot and not falling for blackmail to sacrifice merit in order to please the cowardly online bullies and political opponents who have never wished him or Nigeria well.

Like he requested for prayers in the video , Patriotic Nigerians commit him into God's hand to succeed phenomenally in the defeat of all the bandits, Boko Haram terrorists , IPOB terrorists and insurrectionists like Sunday Igboho in the SW.

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria. God bless Gen. Yahaya Farouk.
Sports › Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles Squad List For Friendly Match Against Cameroon by tasalanoni(m):
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Sports › Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles Squad List For Friendly Match Against Cameroon by tasalanoni(m):
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Sports › Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles Squad List For Friendly Match Against Cameroon by tasalanoni(m):
AbuAeesha:
either he on top 5 or not, fact is he has made majority of Nigerian football viewers proud and he is still the humble captain of squad.he dearly worth it.
Career › Re: If You Want To Be Successful Financially, Avoid These Things by tasalanoni(m): 5:02pm On May 25, 2021
studentofTruth:
Like you're conducting a study on my life.

Seriously having a serious headache at number 3. The place I bought 2 plots (separate) of land are disturbing me to do fencing. Asked someone for a quotation, he gave me 2.something mil per plot. But how to pour 4-5m into the ground without yielding cash flow has been giving me headaches for 3 months now.
There's some sense in doing a fencing but the high cost makes it discouraging. Just define the boundaries and secure the property from unlawful invasion by raising a two coach block fence and wait till your finances improve before you can embark on a full fencing project.
Sports › Re: NFF Releases Super Eagles Squad List For Friendly Match Against Cameroon by tasalanoni(m):
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Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Military Woman If Chanced by tasalanoni(m):
Sure
Romance › Re: When A Couple Truly Love Each Other by tasalanoni(m): 1:05pm On May 14, 2021
That's an ideal situation and not the reality..
Always remember that the wise words
"A WOMAN DOESN'T LOVE A MAN, SHE LOVES THE LOVE".
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Disquiet In NAMA Over Secret Recruitments As Half Of Candidate Are From Katsina by tasalanoni(m):
ahiboilandgas:
pack of clue people.Number of Federal Civil Servants per States in Nigeria

SE
Abia - 3579
Anambra - 3576
Ebonyi - 865
Enugu - 2695
Imo - 5825
Total = 16541

NE
Adamawa -1727
Bauchi - 1172
Borno - 1822
Gombe - 1218
Taraba -1112
Yobe - 744
Total = 6577

SS
Akwa Ibom - 4416
Bayelsa - 957
Cross River - 2681
Delta - 4419
Edo - 3890
Rivers - 1675
Total = 18038

NC
Benue - 3951
Kogi - 5186
Kwara - 2537
Nasarawa - 1452
Niger - 2193
Plateau - 2542
Total = 17861

SW
Ekiti - 2613
Lagos- 2180
Ogun - 4669
Ondo - 3393
Osun - 3321
Oyo - 3244
Total = 19420

NW
Jigawa - 675
Kaduna - 3199
Kano - 1545
Katsina - 1237
Kebbi - 875
Sokoto - 732
Zamfara - 543
Total = 8806

Now those who said Nigeria has marginalized them can they really say so after seeing this .
What if the entire North complain about this.
U point one finger at someone th
That's more like it
Politics › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Do You Have A Plan B? (Pastor Paul Adefarasin's Plan) by tasalanoni(m): 12:37pm On May 11, 2021
Righteousness2:
I don't know about you!
For me, Righteousness , by the Grace of GOD, Heaven @ Last is non-negotiable!
We are Dead to the Earth!
I have no other choice!
Our Prayer and Assignment now is to Help others Make Heaven..

You better join in, Because all our Messages here will stand against you and Everyone here! You can't be on Nairaland and claim you didn't know or Hear the Truth!!
I don't know you but your conceit and the way you profess authority in spiritual matters which you have completely no knowledge of amazes me..
Learn to be humble and always ask for strength because the way is too long.
Romance › Re: The Challenges Of Loving And Marrying A Physically Challenged Spouse by tasalanoni(m): 12:41pm On May 10, 2021
bluefilm:
Why will I marry a physically challenged woman?

Women don finish abi na madness dey worry me?

Abeg talk better thing biko.

Nonsense. lipsrsealed
Your thinking is way low. You have a lot of growing up to do. I think you are either a child or a foolish adult. If you are a child, I pray you grow up not experiencing the Ill twist of fate, but if you are a foolish adult, then pray your way out of foolishness and grow into wisdom.. Cheers
Romance › Re: Nigerian Big Boy 'ATM' Proposes To His Pretty White Girlfriend On Her Birthday by tasalanoni(m): 4:20pm On May 03, 2021
Small boys do one hit job, pick a few bucks and start making noise and become social media celebrities..
The thing is that the real big boys don't ever talk about money. They are too busy with what brings the money that its display. That's just why they don't stay long in the game and are clipped immediately..
Health › Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by tasalanoni(m): 5:26am On May 03, 2021
Don't dare engage in an open confrontation with him. Revenge is best served cold and all you need is patience.
Pretend that you've forgotten everything that happened between the two of you, and take time to study him just as a wildlife scientist studies a nocturnal animal. Carefully monitor his habits, leisure spots, associates and every other important detail about the bastard especially his security vulnerabilities and then strike him at the very moment when he's alone and can't reach out to his cartel.

Mind you this must be carried so secretly and with utmost patience as the whole process can take longer than 2years but keep your eyes on the goal- ELIMINATION..
THIS ISN'T FOR THE CHICKENHEARTED.
However, don't play the street game if you don't have the street mind..
Crime › Re: Kwara Youths Arrest Five Yoruba Men Working With Herdsmen To Abduct Residents by tasalanoni(m): 7:23pm On May 01, 2021
Afonja and betrayal..
Career › Re: How Much Money Do You Have To Make Monthly To Be Considered Rich In Nigeria by tasalanoni(m): 5:32pm On Apr 30, 2021
The indices that decide wealth aren't well defined. I think being rich is a function of assets which when liquidated translate to a reasonable amount of money( dollars not any other weak currency).
Putting a figure to this means that you aren't rich if you are not worth up to over a million dollars in assets..
Get it drilled into your ears that you are not rich if you earn 2m in naira monthly..That's just enough to get you a middleclass life and nothing more.
Career › Re: What are The Best Handwork To Learn In Nigeria? by tasalanoni(m): 5:18pm On Apr 30, 2021
My honest reply is that no 'handwork' is best..
Passion is your best bet when you make comparisons among a myriad of options.
Nonetheless, consider your economic rewards and with that brings considerations like marketability of your profession and its market value.
I personally love to learn and work with heavy duty diesel engines. There's always a market space for it .
Education › Re: Professor Mojeed Liasu Appointed Acting Vice-Chancellor Of LAUTECH by tasalanoni(m): 8:43pm On Apr 22, 2021
It beats me how Nigerians get so proficient in Academics but don't translate it to anything meaningful in practice..
See the hole of an office from where he operates.
Very untidy space with terrible looking furniture.
The result of a sound education should be made visible in every area of one's life not just speaking and writing..
Pets › Re: See The Nigerian Rottweiler That Understands Yoruba (Photos, Video) by tasalanoni(m): 7:13pm On Apr 21, 2021
Afonja Dog..
Dear Dog, your human guardians have failed to protect themselves from the onslaught of Fulani marauders..
Pls don't toe their path else Fulani dogs will drive you out of Afonja land to Benin republic
Trusting you won't fail..
Best regards.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herder Shot Dead In Ondo by tasalanoni(m):
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Gets New Dress Code by tasalanoni(m):
Impressive
Politics › Re: Sabo Nanono Marries 18-Year-Old Rakiya In Secret Wedding (Photo) by tasalanoni(m):
Lovely
Politics › Re: Ndigbo Need Not Beg To Clinch 2023 Presidency, Says Ohanaeze Youth Wing by tasalanoni(m):
Chai
Business › Re: We Found Gold Deposits Along Abuja-Nasarawa Highway – FG by tasalanoni(m):
That's a welcome development.. Good for economic diversity

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