₦airaland Forum

werepeLeri: Simple:

When its 11 o'clock and you ad 2 hours to get 1 o'clock.

ur Head dey der

D anwer is NOTHING.

Barca must Cry 2day i promise..................cos av watch d match in my dream and is was d result.

I think kuli kuli and Garri...................

Haba how can he sentence someone 2 prison because of ordinary Cap..........I hate dis country cos d poor ar alwayz paying d price. where is farouk dat stole a lot of moni.

7 Contemporary Best Selling Books: 1. Beauty tips by Olusegun Obasanjo, 2. Value of family planning by 2face Idibia, 3. How to live in peace by Boko Haram, 4. Tactics to win trophies by Arsene Wenger, 5. Say no to corruption by James Ibori, 6. My love for America by Osama Bin Laden, 7. How to speak english by Dr. Mrs Patience Jonathan. Now available in all Nigerian bookshops. Which 1 will ϓό̲̣̣̣̥ΰ like 2 buy. Grab your copies now..................

Av eating a whole Malu wit Egg......

Omo Alata: In our church, when the pastor says "let's open our bibles and turn to ........", people bring out their mobile phones and open the bible on it

what du ϓό̲̣̣̣̥ΰ think abt dat?

BIBLE
VS
CELLPHONE
Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?
What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
What if we flipped through it several times a day?
What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
What if we gave it to Kids as gifts?
What if we used it when we traveled?
What if we used it in case of emergency?
This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Bible?
Oh, and one more thing.
Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being
Disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill......think about it cos we are all guilty dis. Plz share ur own thout?

Am adage sayz ....ϓό̲̣̣̣̥ΰ will Neva appreciate a Good Friend until ϓό̲̣̣̣̥ΰ lose it..................D'banj its ova.

strangest: Imagine, use chopping stick drink tea.. Mad lyrics

or ϓό̲̣̣̣̥ΰ don c homeless pikin wey get home work.

Three men were lost in a forest and were captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get ten (10) pieces of d same kind of fruits.

The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.

The 1st man came back and said to d king, "i brought ten (10) apples", d king explained d trial to him, 'you have to swallow d fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.

The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The 2nd man arrived n showed d king ten (10) berries. When d king explained d trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on d ninth (9th) berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed.

The 1st man and 2nd man met in heaven. The 1st man asked, "why did you laugh?", you almost got away with the trial"....He replied,

"i couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd man coming with Watermelons!!!

She is d 4 in Nigeria.................

I tire 4 all dis ajebota pikin ‎​Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo ...............am sure she can't even boil water. What a pity!!!

Am so much surprised:O what happened to my phone over night because I didn't switch it off. Cosmic ray eventually visited me but it didn't came alone, it came with Murphy ray, lasun ray, Muka ray & mama ray even jilius ray=)) I think the rays came to Earth in search of Baba Ray heeeeeeelllp +

Good morning, am so much surprised:O what happened to my phone over night because I didn't switch it off. Cosmic ray eventually visited me but it didn't came alone, it came with Murphy ray, lasun ray, Muka ray & mama ray even jilius ray=)) I think the rays came to Earth in search of Baba Ray heeeeeeelllp +

Ope ‎​Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo

I tire ‎​Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo

Tonight between 12:30 and 3:30am. Cosmic rays will enter into the earth from mars. so switch off ur phones in d night, don't keep dem near u either. Put dem away pls. Send to others its BBC new ......dis is what i get on mai fone . Plz how tru is dis.

CrazyMan: I can see that those things tormenting you are back

if u need d medicine abeg let me know........so dat i can get 1 across 2 u.

Abeg go 2 d skul patience Jonathan finished from cos no skul will admit u witout English and mathematics.

Hi Nairalanders, can u buy dis medicine cos dey call it brain cleaner and its 4 does dat is dull and need 2 refresh der brain.

All of d above and more 2 come .............lol

Reprecent Ijaw people ..........e i Tari be mini

Anointing too much..............d man get Wetin pass odechi.

Am very happy 4 ϓό̲̣̣̣̥ΰ ‎​Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo as ϓό̲̣̣̣̥ΰ no die.

So Wetin com kill aam.........awa gooor.

Glory b 2 Baba Godey.......

D guy shuld b given and Award cos i saw people folding Dem self in a small car and dey wer give give a medal at Gunniess book of Record or He shuld go to 9ja got talent................or what du u people think?

I think der is more Dan d modem............dat guy shuld b kill also.

Does dat 1 stop Boko haram 4rm bombing............Nonsense