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Nairaland GeneralRe: Home Page Topics You Like/Dislike Most by tchaik(m): 5:19pm On Apr 06, 2012
Nice one!
Anything that has to do with religion or tribe should be properly scrutinised before it makes the front page.
Reason? We all know why!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Now That T.B. Joshua's Prophecy Is True, Will You Visit/attend His Church? by tchaik(m): 4:14pm On Apr 06, 2012
abubaka101: However, T.B. Joshua saw the person and he indeed saw the location, but he never disclosed it[/b]?
Either you are new on Nairaland, or you are soo full of shi.t to realize that Nairalanders are not that gullible. WTF!!!
If TB Joshua needs pple for his church, I dnt think he will employ pple like you to spoil market for him. Whether the Prophesy is from Good or not, I dnt give a phuck; but we know from the bible that if God revels anything to any dude, he requires to dude to caution or warn the intended victim. If not, the purpose of the REVELATION will be defeated.
Even the greatest book of all times ( in terms of sales) would not have been written if every prophet kept mum what God told him. Like hell there will not be any religion called Islam had Mohamed kept what Allah told him to himself.
Grow up and use your GOD'S GIVEN BRAIN, and that is not that difficult to do.
PhonesRe: Did MTN Remove N100 Airtime From You, Or More? by tchaik(m): 12:00pm On Apr 06, 2012
ayusman16: Lost of numbers affected. They have posted apologies on their twitter page and resolution with a refund in progress.
Refund?
How about compensation?
PhonesRe: Did MTN Remove N100 Airtime From You, Or More? by tchaik(m): 11:59am On Apr 06, 2012
Thank GOd!!!
See wahala for my house lastnite. My sis tot I used her 2K plus airtime to make call, come see shouting.
All of you that still use MTN, what are you still thinking? These guyz are the most corrupt coy I have seen. Thieving phuckers!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Dating by tchaik(m): 9:16pm On Apr 05, 2012
[quote author=fresh_dude]Taa comot dia. Kim is not unlucky in love, she is daft as far as romantic relationships go. The girl is fake from top to bottom, in and out. She must be those Mills&Boon-fairytale love chics. Let us just enjoy the current arrangement jare, this one willcome to an end anyway. It's just for tv ratings and album sales so wtf![/quote]Bless you, talk like OBAINO.
Nice one
RomanceRe: I Love My Husband But He Is Not Romantic by tchaik(m): 3:41pm On Apr 05, 2012
Nice thread. I must confess, I think this is meant for me. We kinda have the same issue. My gurlfriend of 5years is exactly like the dude mentioned above; extremly beautiful and nice. That is it. We just don't flow. I have had sex without other gurls more than I do with her (sex with her is like wanking). And I am planning on ending this charade of a relationship before I end up like this Lady.
What ya think?
EducationRe: How JAMB Marks UTME Result Sheets by tchaik(m): 2:55pm On Apr 05, 2012
The Arbiter: @tchaik

I shall have to disappoint u because I honestly dont have a clue. That aside, i strongly disaprove of cheating in any form. Normally, i would have ignored posting a reply but decided to post this in case any1 has a similar idea to yours.

Try not to be offended. My reply is not meant to slight u.

Regards.
Impressed, wish half of Nigerians are like you. All the best and please keep it up; dnt change ur principle no matter what.
FamilyRe: The Other Side Of The “story From The Grave” Ogochukwu Cecilia Onuchukwu Rip - T by tchaik(m): 3:52pm On Apr 04, 2012
Seriously, did you all read thathuhhuhhuh
UNEMPLOYMENT RATE is very high!!!!!
BusinessRe: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by tchaik(m): 3:17pm On Apr 04, 2012
GO and have my MSC in the States with the intention of not coming back to this HELL-HOLE of a country
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Slams Southeast Govs Over Killing Of Igbos By Boko Haram by tchaik(m): 7:36pm On Apr 03, 2012
Proud to be Omo igbo
Haterz know what to do
Car TalkRe: Why Do People Always Advertise Their Car Keys? by tchaik(m): 5:52pm On Apr 03, 2012
LAX89: @OP

And why are you ALWAYS looking at other people's car keys?
Bless Thee Brother!!!!
I owe Thee 3 bottles
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Slams Southeast Govs Over Killing Of Igbos By Boko Haram by tchaik(m): 5:45pm On Apr 03, 2012
dayokanu: But Ojuku na child molester sha.

How he manage dey phock girl he attended her christening? A girl whose dad trusted you and made you her godfather.

Now she don turn Biancar no national bicycle, now everyone rides her for fun, Biancar is now like one of those plastic horses at Amusement parks. What a shame from uju okonkwo to Odechukwu Retardeen to Nwazuruike even Jerry rawlings.

That her poohsie na Biafran treasure oo
"I'm smokin d0p3 I'm on my cell fone, I'm sellin d0p3 str8 off d i-phone"
Is this not on your profile?
I now understand your ranting
Car TalkRe: Why Do People Always Advertise Their Car Keys? by tchaik(m): 5:36pm On Apr 03, 2012
[quote author=::Andrew::]Am not trying to be egotistic but i own an X6 with a beautiful remote key[/quote]From where I come from, this is called ADVERTISEMENT!!!
And from the same place I come from, you get chicks quite easier with such a display.
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Slams Southeast Govs Over Killing Of Igbos By Boko Haram by tchaik(m): 5:20pm On Apr 03, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]Same way she fhucked and married a man old enought to be her father!! Scratch that!! The man she married was her fathers childhood friend so what are we talking!! The man she married carried her when she was born. . so whats your point?! Age aint nothing but a number. . . If I marry her now, she would still be subject to me. . .

She needs to shut the fhuck up and focus on doing something with whats left of her life. . . Leave politics to grown men![/quote]Omo see beef!!!!
Your Granpa been toast her buh she no greee!
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Slams Southeast Govs Over Killing Of Igbos By Boko Haram by tchaik(m): 5:15pm On Apr 03, 2012
sexyverah: bokoharam will never go unpunished... nemesis will catch up it them
The almighty won't come down for wherever his crib is and kill those aboki "BH" morons; this aint the Old Testament.
TO YOUR TENT OHH!!! NIGERIANS
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Slams Southeast Govs Over Killing Of Igbos By Boko Haram by tchaik(m): 5:02pm On Apr 03, 2012
olayinka1987: Typical Igbo noise makers. Stop crying and complaining!
You crossbreed of Chimp and Orang-utan,Yoruba phuck hole, what cheap drugz are you on?
PoliticsRe: Rigging Has Begun by tchaik(m): 3:11pm On Apr 16, 2011
Who is this uncircumcised-crossbreed of Baboon and Orangutan that calls himself Adamuhassa? How much did they pay u to sell ur conscience, humanity and future (that is if u have one)? What will u tell your children? that u sold their future over 100k(by ur depravity, I doubt if it passed 5k). GROW UP cry cry cry
ComputersRe: Best Antivirus To Use by tchaik(m): 7:35pm On Jan 20, 2011
Who cares about Internet security; those guys will just keep creating them virus and we just have to keep buying or downloading their stuff. shocked huh shocked huh
Can anyone help me with the code to break a secured wireless connection? This dude is new in the neighborhood, has a full wireless I can get from our crib, 24/7; but the stuv is secured. Help a bro out. undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Gay Group Backs Atiku by tchaik(m): 6:43pm On Jan 13, 2011
Hey guys, lets be serious. Do u mean to say that ALHAJI ABUBAKAR ATIKU takes it from behind? Is the guy really a gay? lipsrsealed embarassed lipsrsealed embarassed
If it is true, that is one vote lost from me. JONATHAN, here I come.
PoliticsRe: Pdp Is Leading In Delta Re-run Election Again! by tchaik(m): 1:04pm On Jan 07, 2011
honeric01:
Maybe fish and crabs vote too grin grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Maybe they added one '0' for every 10 miliion naira for PDP, or more still, multiplied PDP votes by the votes received by DPP.
SORRY NIGERIA
ComputersRe: Wikileaks by tchaik(m): 8:34pm On Dec 02, 2010
leaders seems like they are waiting for disaster to strike before reactin

Sorry you, do the so called leaders give a hoot about wikileaks? do they even know what wikileak is all about? Those schmucks are in Abuja waiting for the next Ghana-must-go-bag to share and you are worrying ur sorry ass about wikileaks? huh huh shocked shocked embarassed embarassed
PropertiesPlots Of Land For Sale In Enugu! by tchaik(op): 9:53pm On Nov 25, 2010
1) One plot of land at Independence Layout, phase 2 @ 1.5 million naira
2) Two and half-plot (4000sqm) at Port Harcourt express Rd, Enugu (on that express). 15 million asking prize. Good for filling station.
3) Another land close to the filling station own (Nos. 2 above) at 3.8million.
For further details, call Ebuka on 07038075888
NB: PRIZES ARE SUBJECT TO NEGOTIATION
SportsBreaking News! Emenalo Named Ancelotti's Assistant. by tchaik(op): 8:01pm On Nov 18, 2010
Chelsea have promoted Michael Emenalo from his position as chief scout to assistant first team coach.
Emenalo, who has been with the Blues since October 2007, succeeds Ray Wilkins in the role and Chelsea say the move is "recognition of his efforts".
The 45-year-old represented Nigeria at the 1994 World Cup and won 14 caps.
Emenalo, who briefly played for Notts County in the mid-1990s, will continue to scout for the first team while he updates his coaching qualifications.
The Nigerian's playing career also took him to the United States, Spain, Germany and Israel.
Assistant first-team coach Paul Clement, who was alongside boss Carlo Ancelotti in the dug-out at Stamford Bridge for the defeat against Sunderland on Sunday, was expected to step up to fill the role.
Former AC Milan defender Paolo Maldini, had also been linked with the job, as had Mauro Tassotti and Alessandro Costacurta who worked under Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti at Milan.
Ex-Chelsea first-team coach Steve Clarke and former West Ham manager Gianfranco Zola, who was a fans' favourite during his time as a player at Stamford Bridge, were also thought to be in the running


Hope he doesnt end up like Adamu, all the best though.
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by tchaik(m): 11:00am On Oct 18, 2010
Wats up Docs, I like the way u guyz attend to peeps online, thats cool. Thanks for making out time to help peeps.
I have a problem that requires urgent help. I kinda wonder if there is any pill that can make one to have an erection, even when he is not sexually aroused? Viagra makes one to sustain erection (right?),but I need to have an erection (have sex with someone u aint feeling anything for) but my penis just wont oblige.It is frustrating if that is how u pay your school fees and daily meals. I need this pill, and need it fast. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
PoliticsRe: This Is ARMED Mend. 48hrs Before The Explosions In Abuja. video. by tchaik(m): 3:58pm On Oct 06, 2010
thank u so much Mr. 100%. that was why I said it was a badly written script and poorly acted movie" from Nollywood. U forgot to mention the speed boats, they are all new, and not like the ones the real 'MEND' used in the creeks.
PoliticsRe: Gej Nailed Finally- Okah Spills The Bin! by tchaik(m): 1:09am On Oct 06, 2010
porka:
Exactly Kobo, it's obvious MEND is still in creeks and by Okah's admission, they did it, killing 12 Nigerians because UMYA's admin outperformed GEJ's admin in ND. If you read the supposed interview very well, he already confirmed everything they charged him for. He is adding some more, he confirms what they are saying about that he is being sponsored by some politicians. If he blasted Abuja on Nigeria's independence day because UMYA (a Northerner) out perform GEJ in ND, he is already in the realm of politics, albeit violent politics, and confirming what GEJ already said that some politicians sponsored him. Why did SA allowed a murder suspect grant an interview while in custody.
@ Porka
Try and read this, it will help you to understand what is going on, cos it seems ur brain aint helping you much to it.
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/oct/06/national-06-10-2010-001.htm
PoliticsRe: Gej Nailed Finally- Okah Spills The Bin! by tchaik(m): 12:46am On Oct 06, 2010
porka:
Is this not an admission of guilt? The prosecution could latch on this supposed interview to nail Okah. There were bomb blasts in Nigeria killing a dozen people, the UN already called it a terrorist act, same with major world powers. There was a prior intel report implicating Okah hence his arrest and raid on his house the previous day. The bombs went off all the same, MEND claimed responsibility through Jomo Gbomo. Jomo Gbomo allegedly a pseudo for Okah and three others who has the emails pass, and 400 phones calls intercepted allegedly linking Okah with the blasts, Okah arreted after being read his rights (Miranda rights) arraigned in court for terrorism, his lawyer pleaded his innocence but prefers a prison custody for him because of his 'safety', Okah was allowed access to the media in a terrorism case? (indeed unprecedented, no one has been granted that luxury since the war on terrorism started, it's doubtful if suspects/accused are allowed media access while in custody). Okah admitted that MEND actually planted and detonated those bombs. Pray, why was his house raided if they could reach him so easily to assist them plead with MEND? Did they reach him pleading not to detonate those bombs and he still did it? If he is an ex-MEND they are claiming, can't they reach out to 'current' MEND leaders for the same task? What evidence does SA rely on in his trial for terrorism? Would SA be so crude as to arrest someone for terrorism and then unleash the media on him in order to jeopardize the case? What is Al-Jazeera's motive in all this? Why is Zeera showing footage of an interview it conducted 48 hours before the blasts, 48 hours after the blasts? Why did they not show it as part of Nigeria at 50 which ran several days on that network before the independence anniversary? (Special Caution - FG please do not compound already bad situation by sending Zeera out of Naija, there is no need for that, allow them to expose themselves)
YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL MAN
PoliticsRe: Gej Nailed Finally- Okah Spills The Bin! by tchaik(m): 11:59pm On Oct 05, 2010
Dont understand while we are arguing on this badly written and poorly acted script. Many things are going on there and we have not heard the last of this (may be Al Shabab will claim responsibility next week). ONE HAS TO BE DAFT AND DUMB TO BELIEVE MEND, GEJ, POLICE, SSS, OKAH et all; WE HAVE NOT HEARD THE CORRECT STORY.
PoliticsRe: This Is ARMED Mend. 48hrs Before The Explosions In Abuja. video. by tchaik(m): 1:21pm On Oct 05, 2010
asha 2:
Are those uniforms not military uniforms?
Exactly!!!. Are we so daft and blind to notice that some Nollywood movie is going on?
People let us think,think and think!!!  Think of Henry Okah's comment, MEND's comments and reply, GEJ's comment, Police comment's and SSS comment's (the most idiotic of them all); examine all these and you will know the answer yourself: THEY HAVE NOT TOLD US WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED(OR IS HAPPENING)

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