₦airaland Forum

shegxi:
lmao.....u want to introduce someone to a good man and ur username is teebillz? Wat an irony..........lol

Ignore the messenger and embrace the message, they say.

jashar:
Conductor, I never see the kiss oooo.... na back I dey sit

This conductor is one hell of a slacker. I guess I will have to step forward and get the job done myself.

jenigurl:
Hun the exact thing happened to me, infact I am still in shock.
Didn't know my SO and my cousin had been sneaking bout town for months behind my back.
Lots of people had been telling me they see them around town and each time I m like so? She's family maybe he dropped her off somewhere!

Do you realize how many times I let him take her places because I am too tired to go? As in this was my cousin! My blood, my family!

Breaks my heart just remembering this but!
Men can be hurtful creatures sometimes

Anyways she got pregnant for him for the 6th time and there were complications during her attempted arbortion and that's how the story came out because she nearly lost her life and when we were all trying to save her life and everyone kept asking who is the father she points ts to my man!
I look past him at the attending standing behind him and I ask that guy? And she says no and point again at my man and I still look behind both my man and the attending and I am like baby there's no one there then she says it's Dare and I pass out.
The rest is history.
Remembering this has really messed my mood up.
Have to go

I have a good man I would like to introduce you to. I can guarantee he will never break your heart.

Vickyydera:
Men will always be men.

Why not just give it to him to avoid him calling you a prostitute? It is just pu$5y he asked for.

Das ma nigga, Kevin Adebola.

jashar:
Lesson Learnt: Don't break your back to please nobody. If a person ain't comfortable with you in your current status(not that you shouldn't strive to attain better ) , leave trash for LAWMA and kick that person to the curb.

Life's too short abeg

Capisce?

Conductor, give this girl a kiss. She has spoken well.

Kasimaramma2:
I know this post would provoke many Nls but i dont care.
When i was younger i dated a guy for three months he left me for my friend because i was not perfect and quiet immature. For two years the sore remained.
It was an inception of a new ideology ;that people who claim they are in love Stick with you when the grasses are in green and when they have something to gain.
I decided to follow that thread,date only wealthy guys. Yes, i was rejected because i had no perfection so i decided to use the same standard used on me by the guy who broke my heart on other fellows.
God understands my past pain so he is no furious with me for sapping guys financially and dumping them. My reason? I was hurt so i have to hurt.

Wait until someone marries you before you say the words in bold.

That girl is really a simpleton. So it all about good looks and extra inches?

Spicycat:

Yes, I really want to F0ck you.

koboko69:


Started what? Cowardly attacks? Abushing or attacking [b]sleeping soldiers? [/b]Ok na. Let them start!

Now that is the problem.

omenka:
All options for a peaceful resolution have been explored by the government. I think Nigerians and the international community should be made to understand that after which a full scale assault is launched against these virmins so they can be extinguished once and for all.



Edit:

It seems the surest way of getting likes by the Lost Children of Uganda from Ugandans these days is quoting Omenka everytime he makes a comment and insulting him. Just like every other, this one is fast turning into another Omenka quoting thread.

Tomorrow they'd flatten their chest as they pound it relentlessly shouting "you are irrelevant", yet they simply can't IGNORE him.

What I call emotional prisoners.

We all are in support of a decisive action against criminals. But, you see, most of the time the military only go on looting peoples' homes, harassing and killing innocents citizens, raping young girls and married women and outright display of cowardice.

Sometimes the military behaves like a terrorist organization in the sense that the kill the innocent to spite their opponents.

bamite:
Too bad! I hope our stupid ugandan jewish neighbors are now satisfied Na all of us still de the one naijeriya together na. Ba wahala.

I think we should just let the SS and SE go. What do you think?

Chai! Why are Toyin Saraki's hands like that?

Ginaz:
Awww, this is tough. Women are really strong creatures, I don't think a man can be able to have this confidence if his diccck is cut off. I salute all the women in the world.

It depends though. Besides peeing, of what use is a dicck to a monk or reverend father?

Fu<k all the doctors in Nigeria. You are not even qualified to treat your president.

evegran:
You're not so bright.

Never mind! You just killed it. 0_o

What is not so bright in me asking for the data to support your claim?

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evegran:
There's a country in my comment and automatically persons from that country are called a certain name... figure it out.

A rather easy puzzle if you ask me.

Show me the data.

evegran:
Lolz.

If only majority of Nigerian men will understand that being a man isn't all about having the physical strength to lift objects or beat somebody, but about showing care and emotions to the right people...

Majority? Where are you from? Such men are a minority where I come from.

ShowYourCertificate:
See how the child is looking at the nurse so innocent and helpless. If I were the nurse, that look is enough to make me not to give the injection

That is why you are not a nurse. Someone needs to get the job done for the good of that little angel. No emotions should stop you from doing the needful.








But I am, however, convince that you would have given that injection knowing fully well that you are not hurting the little boy in any way.

Did I hear them mentioned "Minister of Interior, Gen. Abdulrahman Dambazau (retd.)"? He and his likes were the people that encourage Buhari to look for Niger Deltans trouble in the first place. They had a very evil plan but thank God it has backfired.

Hmm. What's the big deal in breastfeeding your baby in an age when women breastfeed men on daily basis.

irunooboo:
[b] It shall never be well with Nnamdi Kanu wherever he is for birthing this evil terrorist groups using his propaganda radio biafra. The results are these social unrest and continous economic sabotage. I wonder why the FG finds it hard to plant moles in the militants camp so as to catch them easily. This ragtag idiiots are not sophisticated enough to hold a whole country to ransom. The same people cheering them on for blowing up the gas pipelines will be the first to call fashola minister of darkness as if he will generate electricity with his fart. We will all suffer the consequences of this economic sabotage while buhari and other elites continue to live in luxury. Shey na ordinary tomatoes una still dey complain about, wait till a sachet of pure water turns 50 Naira then you will realize the impact of this economic sabotage on you and your family. If not for the cluelessness of our security forces who are only good in harassing innocent citizens, the Avengers ought to have been fished out using technology. Their Facebook, Twitter and website can be tracked but this is Nigeria where anything goes [/b]

Planting moles would have been easier if the militants are Yoruba. Not every tribe is treacherous.

LessNoise:
Sometimes I wonder how we sunk this low.... I used to think we were the better Africans ........ If it's a full blown out war you want why don't you leave the creeks like spiders and blow some REAL shiii up(NOT PIPELINES!.......... I mean if u wan fight come out like real Spartans and fight.....

Oga, they never said they want to fight anybody. They said they want to cripple they economy by turning oil export to zero. If you have a better way for them to achieve their aim of zero oil export, then suggest and stop talking about Spartans. You should be asking the army what they have been able to do with 5 warships and 100 gunboats.

He should, at least, also take care of his nails.

sugarbeesmith:
you don't know the value of what you have until you loose it......you should show much love to your dad especially now that he's still alive no matter what happened in the past cus if he dies I bet you will regret not loving him while he was still with you....I was in the same shoe until I lost my dad .now I keep regretting not showing him love ....

Tell him o. Even me that tried my best for my Dad is still regretting not having done far much more. My Dad had so much trust and confidence in me to do well in life. I had three elder brothers but he once told me that I am the only one whom he is never worried about.

He said that I am already self-guided and therefore, needs no further guidance or advice from him. He so much trusted my judgement. Sometime I just feel guilty and sad that he didn't live long for me to build him a house, buy him cars, and take him on pilgrimage to Jerusalem. I still give God all the glory.

Ucheosefoh:
The governor have no ball

Like someone said, no one needs balls anymore. What people need to grow is some Va'gina. We all can can testify how a Va'gina can stand some serious and aggressive pounding and banging. Balls can't even stand a minor kick.

Ada9103:
oh yes..

Great! We could get to hang out some day, you know.

StoneLucifer:
Even the SW that voted massively for PMB are now being systematically sidelined in the power game..

How many votes did they contribute? Lagos as a whole barely mustered 600,000 votes.

*In zombies voice* As long as they are competent, who cares? Baba carry go jo.

Ada9103:
Awwwhhhh.....Thanks

You are welcome, my dear. I can see that also live in Lagos.

Ada9103:
Alex reports and he's kinda news though.........parties......beauty queens and .............

What's up, Ada? Nice and lovely pic you've got there.