TheirFADA:
Jacob was the greatest simp
immediately he saw Rachael, the bible said "He knelt down and wept"

after that he agreed to serve her father for 7 years just to marry her

He was deceived and given leah (Rachel's elder sister) instead. He still agreed to serve for another 7 years just for Rachael, making 14 years in total just for a woman

I've never heard of a more SIMPle man in my life

Don't you think there are exaggeration in this?

effigy7:
my name is Niyi 34 an introvert . i need a friend and the criteria for friendship is you have to be a stoner , productive or have what you do for a living preferable lady and if you are that lady below is my WhatsApp feel free to say hello
+234 815 177 8380

effigy7:
my name is Niyi 34 an introvert . i need a friend and the criteria for friendship is you have to be a stoner , productive or have what you do for a living preferable lady and if you are that lady below is my WhatsApp feel free to say hello
+234 815 177 8380

That's disgusting na

Reasonwithme2:
I was having couples conversation with my girl. And she told me that she don't want to change her last name after marriage.
She wants us to emulate Olu Jacobs and Joke Silva.

Please what are the consequences of not changing her last name..

Red flag

leody:
I don't know but if I start dating a Lady and she's asking me for money they use to lose value to me.

That's because you give them money anytime they make a request

Dear Ladies, I'm going to hurt some of you with this post but kindly read and digest…..✍️

•A Lady who cannot make her hair without asking a guy for money. And if not given -would call the guy BROKE.

A Lady that cannot subscribe her phone without sending “Can you do me a favour..?” to her random boyfriends on Facebook or whatsapp, and if not given would call them BROKE

A lady who does nothing than to jump around from one bed to another to pay her rent, feed and forming fake life on Facebook will be calling a guy who hustles; pays house rent, feeds himself, does everything for himself, BROKE.

A lady who is Jobless and lazy will come on Social media to argue how she can't marry a man who doesn't earn 100K a month.

Isn't it Funny that Ladies who can't foot their bills call men BROKE for not dancing to their drums?

Ladies, How I wish you understand how cheap you are when you Embarrassed a guy who didn't give you money for your hair.

How I wish you understand how Cheap it sounds when you say a man who can't buy you the Latest phone or trending stuff on a date is not man enough to talk or date you .

Stop demanding from men If you can't do it yourself.

Before Calling a guy broke, let it be that he can't take care of himself not because he can't take care of your personal Bills .

If not you are the broke one here...YES

As a Lady you should think of Building your self-esteem, Creative, Learning skills and praying to God to Direct your path.

Stop, Embarrassing yourself with guys, if a guy can't pay for a plate of Rice in Mega-Chicken..
Aunty why can't you pay for it?

Come to think of it ,If we Interview most ladies the way they examined most men, you'll see that many ladies are LAZY, JOBLESS and Lack COMMON SENSE but forming Rich and Sensible..

On the Other hand, Men are Hardworking and Resourceful for themselves.
Go get a life,
Set standards,
Be financially independent
then you can talk of not marrying a broke guy.
Calling a guy broke when u are.

PerfectStranger:
Simps keep learning the hard way. Ubiàk!!!

Am telling u

Bledeb:
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Bledeb:
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Get pawpaw leaves, cook for about 30 minutes on low heat and then pour in a container when its cool. spray on hair and see wonders within 7 days.


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dollytino4real:
We October birth month celebrant are so unique, special and loveable!! Specially are not plenty like other month celebrant, i represent 26th October we are not much

27 October

iExplore:
I learned this food combination (Bread & Beans) 7 years ago. It turned out to be my favorite till date. I can't go 48 hours without it.

In the restaurant, I see people eat it without spoon, and I admire the way they do it. I tried it but didn't like it . Wasn't comfortable.

Most of my friends eat without spoon. I prefer using spoon. It feels more comfortable for me.

How do you like eating your Bread and Beans? With or without spoon?

My guy e dey burst brain, but have you ever tried it with garri that is mixed with milk?
Oh! My god chai am speechless

obiekunie01:


IF YOU LIKE GO ONE MILLION ROUNDS!

She go still chop outside!

SMART GUYS DON'T WASTE THEIR TIME IMPRESSING ANY WOMAN WITH SEX!

BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW YOU DO, YOU CAN NEVER EVER SATISFY THAT HUNGRY HOLE!

do as you can and leave the rest for the brothers.

IF SHE LIKES YOU, SHE WILL ALWAYS COME BACK TO YOU TO REFRESH HER BEFORE SHE GOES TO THEM AGAIN.

Its in their nature bro! No go kiii ya self for nothing.

You're perfectly right bro

chocolateme:
Its not too late, call her back now and grant her the desires of her heart since she is so blinded to observe the respect you accorded her.
Tomorrow they will say that guys don't have levels of self control.
Mtschrwww!!

FTC

I dey tell u

Newsmic:


https://igberetvnews.com/1428937/lady-poses-n10m-goodies-man-gifted-apology-photos/

Another man down

advanceDNA:
When a woman want to serve tou breakfast after investing your life and savings on her....you will hear "shèbí is gift....did i force him" ??


Love your woman with brain....this is 2022....street is cold......women that hardly spend money in relationships know what they are doing......but u go mumú they spend hard earned money ..some dey collect loan dey buy 700k phone and 3M car for woman....car wey u no fit buy for your mama.....welldone...

My brother you get oil

robinso01:
Does politicians still campaigns after winning election?

I wonder oooo

olowoyo648:
I boldly press between the cleft of my mound. I gasp. The delicious surprise of the initial touchdown of finger to clit never ceases to amaze me. It’s as wonderful each time as if it’s the first. It’s not less than. Ever.

My pussy juices coat my finger as I rub and play with my clit and vulva. My breathing is ramping up. I press my lips together, open my mouth, lick my lips as I ready myself for all my hormones to send my body soaring.

It’s all about worshipping my clit, in certain moments imagining my lover pleasuring me selflessly and others focusing on myself alone, as I stroke my swelling flesh that is so packed with nerve endings I get to fly inside my own body.

What a perfect gift it is to be a woman.

I drag my moist fingers up my stomach. They have more fun to deliver across my nipples. I run my touch around the areola of my left breast which arouses me further. Groping my breasts my desire flares. Nipple stimulation tugs at my pussy and I want more. I don’t just crave it; I need it. I stimulate my nipples a bit more, but I can’t resist reaching for the golden pot that is my cunt. I grin devilishly at the dirty talk, cherishing my ownership of it.

With one hand on tit, I ride my nipple while my other hand works my cleft to unearth my precious wet bean, the gift at the head of my clitoris. My clit is properly thickening as I explore. This is going to be an epic play time.

My pussy deserves both hands. Ah the bliss of ten fingers alternating their perfect pressure on my groin is luscious. I press, rub, handle, and anoint other parts of my cleft and vulva with the juices of my womanhood.

My breath catches as I swiftly ascend the hill to climax. It’s going to be a quick rise this time and big finish. I can feel it’s looming embrace, its consuming hands hugging my consciousness completely helping me seize.....read more

When you got the feelings
You will never know when you start kneeling
You are putting pressure for the feelings
You raise your hands up and it touch the ceiling
LovePeddler what's yours

Omo na rap I dey try rap oo
Who feel me?

Ready100:

Thank god they are not Africans

Davincii78:
So I met this girl sometime last year in school, we had issues in keke where in I asked her to drop down from the keke that I already paid for charter... after that incident, I loved her... I asked her out and she told me she was engaged and getting married, but I persisted .. I made her come to my house, and we had s**.
. According to her was that her intentions was to sleep with me and then leave being that it must be what I wanted , I had to let her know I needed her heart. It took a while but she eventually did love me ( or so I thouht).
I got to find out that her supposed engaged partner, she hasn't even met the guy for real.. they met on Facebook and now they only talk on whatsapp but she loves him .

This girl lives in with me , I get pissed when the guy calls her.. she tells the guy she loves him and then come back to me to tell me the same ...
Few days ago , we had issues again because of this and she called me selfish, that I don't care about the feelings of the guy and that I knew from the beginning .
I love this girl deeply, and she says she loves me too, most of her sisters knows me but her feel she is lying to me ... I feel she doesn't love me and I should let her go ..

She has explicitly said she can't stop talking to this guy and I should have a heart attack if I want to, that I should take the relationship step by step , and I'm ime wtf,

What do I do nairalanders ?? I'm confused ..
Should I let her go or keep her around knowing filly well she's gonna leave .... its very clear to me that she will leave although she says she's not so sure about that .
Lol, she tells this guy that she's dreams about him daily on whatsapp and yet Come back to sleep with Me.

I need help...I'm losing myself for a girl.


Eight months later , dubai guy came back.. the girl left to lagos airport to meet him .

After a few months with him she found out that she couldn't marry him, he has been lying to her.. once she told me she was going to her parents house only to find out later that she went to see this guy , they had sex (although she claimed she was raped by him) took her a month to find out she was pregnant, brokeup with me again, then got frustrated when the guy says he doesn't want marriage , just baby mama . She came back to me with the pregnancy begging for me to take her back, she bought pills and although I told her I wasn't going to be involved , I helped go pick up the pills, took care of her through the pain.. now everytime I look at her , it's with disgust .... I feel sick just thinking of it ... do I break up now? She's promise to change and that I should give her this one chance to prove herself

I wanted to insult you but let me just say this, it will be better if u let her go, she's pregnant and want a fool like you to take the responsibility for another man, biko wise up she's pregnant for him and so what, she doesn't deserve any pity

STOICREALIST:


It could be a symptom of insulin resistance and pre-diabete. Especially if you are weighty around your girth and if you are craving a lot of carbs.

You are having sugar highs and then your pancreas dumps insulin which crashes the sugar level, making you want to eat again. Then the sugar spikes, insulin is dumped to bring it down, it crashes and then you feel hungry again and you go “foraging” in the house for carbs.

Do a fasting blood sugar test and a blood sugar test about 1-2 hours after eating. Compare you blood sugar to the normal range to eliminate insulin resistance as the culprit.

Also, there are certain medication and herbs like cannabis that stimulates hunger. Be sure you aren’t adding any ingredient or seasoning that is a hunger stimulant.

Thanks

ChizzyBuna:

I dont blame both of you.
You live in a poverty striken area, so you think all girls are like the sluts that you can easily get with money.

Hey dawg I don't spend my dime on hoes like u always do, this is pure that you lack confidence just accept the fact and move on

Uniquetani1:
You don't mean it? In this bubu economy?

With all the food you listed, your carbohydrates is too much. Try and balance your diet. Eat more of proteinous food and stay hydrated

Everything don dey set oo, who cares what goes in your mouth in this naija

I have been worrying a lot about my eating habit this days, I live alone in a two rooms self contain,
I don't play with buying enough foods stuff to keep in the house and most of it I never joke with my meals.
I don't really know if my eating habits is caused by the change of weather or maybe I need to go see a doctor,
Yesterday I cooked a major of rice and ate all before dinner, I came back from work and decided not to cook but to make something fast to eat which I decided to soak garri, but in my widest surprise I was able to finish 3 cups.
I woke up this morning and only took 400naira bread with pap I finished and before i know it I wasn't that okay so I decided to cook two spaghetti cause a friend of mine was visiting but he eventually didnt make it up, I ate all the spaghetti and worse of it all is that I ate all and still soak 2cups of garri again.

So am wondering if my eating habits is normal or I need a serious checkup.

Botking:


By brother you're broke, that's why you lack confident to bed a common girl,

Men with money as you claim are drunk on over confident

So stop deceiving yourself, go and see how you could be useful and better your life, and stop chasing after little girl for god-damned sex

I agree with you bro
If he truly have money has he claims, getting a common girl won't be an issue for him

Kollins11:
Abeg, no let all these olosho Nigerian girls play mind games with you.

Olosho wey don gobble and suck different sizes of dick dey feel bad just because two of una kiss , Wonder shall never end.

If she visit you again fvck her like an animal. To hell with her feelings, thunder fire her feelings, screw her feelings.

No allow these daughters of jezebel play mind games with you.

Girls are perfect actors

Brendababy:
My Cousin Brother is 3 years older than me. We grew up being used to seeing each other naked. When we hit our teens and puberty we began to do stuff. We would masturbate together when our parents go out for certain activities, then that moved on to doing it to each other. Next step was we began giving each other MouthAction. Then of course the big step of anal sex. We probably started anal when we were 14/15 years old. Everything became a regular thing with us, even in to our late teens we still did stuff with each other. his is married now and whenever i see him i feel terrible.

He's the one that disflowered me, and this guy despited being married still wants to bleep me

I fear my boyfriend might find out, i don't want to end up like this

Woah, what if your boyfriend is a nairalander and he actually saw this post of yours

GoooodHardDick:
INEC should reduced the number of political parties to just 2, which is labour party and PDP only, others are wasting their time.

However, Tinubu urchins know that PETER OBI is your next President

You can relocate to Iraq after the election.

I like that bro
How can a walking corp (Tinubu) rule Nigeria