₦airaland Forum

hammedkola:
Weldone, So glad to see someone answer these correctly, BUT all these since your SS2 shows how brilliant you are besides your moniker is telling me you are a cook

lol.

I am not a cook. of recent, I cant cook to save myself. talk of being lazy.

babyfaceafrica:
Iya moria is one if the most popular cafeterias in unilag ,she sells all kinds of foodstuffs,

huskies is for big boys and gals,you cannot go with 500 naira and be filled.. Kolewerk(also lots of lesbians dey that canteen)

and the last is underground...this is a popular bakery very close to the school gate..where different kinds of bread garnished with fish are sold....at night the place is always filled to the brim..their bread na die...a kit of gals will open their legs if you buy them underground bread

huskies for big boys and girls....okay ooo

hammedkola:
INTENDED COOK
1. What is Mis-en-place?
2. Define Roux
3. What is the meaning of the word “Crumb down”?
4. Prepare a Buffet of 20Pax for a mix Nigerian, English & Italians
5. Name three Basic Soups in the ladder.
6. Prepare a Table D’ HÔTE menu for lunch.
7. What is A ’la carte menu?
8. Name five Nigeria soups/Pepper Soup/delicacies you know best
9. What is the difference between a Buffet Lunch and Plated Buffet Lunch.
10. Name eight methods of cooking food.
11. What is the difference between a short crust pastry and a dough?
12. What is kitchen basic rule?

roux is the mixture of butter and flour under heat. it acts as a thickener of sorts. not sure.

a la carte consists of appetiser, main dish and dessert. not sure.

eight methods of cooking food include: boiling, broiling, steaming, baking, roasting, frying( deep and otherwise),

basic kitchen rule is to ensure your hair is covered and your nails are cut short.

short crust pastry is that which is rubbed in i.e using the hands and adding bits of cold water to get desired result. meat pie is made from short crust pastry. dough is made using yeast. used for bread, doughnut and the like.


five Nigerian soups include: efo Riro, onugbu, okazi, oha and banga.

before anybody asks me how I know, I still remember bits of what I learnt in foods and nutrition class in ss2.

jaybee3:
You passed the test
Oya what's their worth?

worth of?
egbon, let's not derail before I chop one week ban from you know who.

jaybee3:
Trust me, i shall function effectively in the women affairs ministry....

na where dem go see you.

afi minister for women affairs.

jaybee3:
heheheheeh
I wan invest in your asset....You game?

nope.
not interested.

jaybee3:
365 days a year / 12 months = 30.4 days per month

Projected cost of food per month = 30.4 * 600 = 18.24K (41% of your monthly income)

Let's assume you spend the same amount of money on transportation

Projected cost of transportation assuming you do 5 days a week = 22.5 * 600 = 13.5K (30% of your monthly income)

You are basically left with 13.26K without having factored the following:

Cost of accommodation
Cost of staying connected to Nairaland
Cost incurred from doing fine boy/girl

I think you will be borrowing money before the end of each month by spending a large % of your earnings on food so go on a fasting cycle

oshey mathematician.

you go fear analysis.

PERFECT2:
I realize that MMM topics are always pushed to front page. We have other schemes that has also crashed even between Jan. 2017 till date but we don't hear about it.
The truth about this whole thing is that either Seun or all these mods that push MMM topics to front page actively participated in the scheme. They are using this topics to either console themselves or know people's opinion about the continuity of the scheme.

MOST CRITICS OF MMM INVESTED SO MUCH IN THE SCHEME. Simple!!!

most critics of MMM did not INVEST A DIME IN THE SCHEME.

GET THE POINT?

Dottore:
I had said it earlier and will say it again with utmost certainty that 90percent of babes that stay in Abuja Lagos and Port Harcourt are runs babes of different classes.

Op you forgot to mention the runs babes that specialize in seducing abi satisfying the sexual urge of clergymen like Rev. Fathers and Pastors. These ones are the most coded of all runs babes category. I bet you these group are professionals in their games but you will be sorry if you as a clergyman mess with them.

where did you pull your statistics from?

Rayhandrinni:
i see you doubling up in size in a couple of years...

until then

yimu.

I wish I can be no 4.

I love food, very good food plus junk and the likes but when I think of how I am In terms of size, I have no choice but to mind what enters my mouth.

imagine seeing something very palatable and not eating it cos of calories and the fear of adding more weight.

not a crime to indulge sometimes.

kai.

the thunder that will strike this man's mouth is doing press up.

is it not osinbajo that has inaugurated task force to check rising prices of foodstuff?

liar oshi.

this is what I call technical knockout.

if okoroawusa has any atom of shame left in him, then he should not reply him because this is nothing but the truth.

you don't go poking your fingers into another's eyes and expect a pat on the back, mbanu.

chloedogie:
You dey mind them. Very useless airline. I would rather enter chisco overnight travel for 8hours to Lagos than enter Arik that a flight of 8.00am won't take off until 4.00pm if not totally cancelled.

abi.

you dey vex sha.

this is not recession at its peak.

due to poor services, arik air has lost customers and people hardly fly with them.

if na by recession, most airlines would be counting losses na.

lol.

reversed psychology cum sarcasm at work here.

I like how all of you are foaming because of what she said.

keep it up.

*drinkswaterandwalksoutofpost*

seriously, this rat is tuush and a softie.

if it is the naija counterpart, you will fall down severally from dribbling and chasing, talk more of crucifying the rat.

Osahon7:
google the meaning of electoral college votes Vs popular votes, before we start arguing

you think I don't already know he won by electoral college votes.

argue with others who are up to the task. as for me, I don't have energy.

ritababe:
they didn't vote Trump, Hilary vote was higher but Trump win because of electoral vote.

thanks.

Americans are the biggest hypocrites ever seen.

who voted trump? if they hated his guts this much, then clinton should be president, not him.

the average American is a racist. trump only said what the people wanted to hear during the campaign, hence why he won the elections.

after all said and done, he's their president for the next four years, so they should deal with it.

it is a way of protecting themselves in the event of a lawsuit brought against them.

it doesn't mean that they won't be liable if it is found that they are culpable by way of gross negligence.

even in banks, you would see the sign "cars parked at owners risk".

for goodness sake, who are these supermoderators that edit topics to something misleading and then send it to frontpage.

anybody seeing the topic and the content would know both don't relate.

is it because mmm is involved and it will generate traffic and controversy?

smh.

I agree with ibadan and kaduna being cheap cities to live in.
owerri.........rolling my eyes.