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PhonesRe: How Many Of Us Are Still Active On Bbm? by teflonjake(m): 2:32pm On Sep 11, 2017
Still a BBM man, 100% privacy
CareerRe: Nurse Sacked For Preaching To Patients by teflonjake(m): 9:45am On Sep 09, 2017
sarrki:
Hmmmmm

Nigeria we are too religious
Read sire, read
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by teflonjake(m): 6:25am On Sep 09, 2017
kjhova:
7 pages gone but still I must add my comment.

@OP, your post is depressing. Firstly for the "gifts" you bought. How did you even ask "Kelechi" to give you pad there? "the green one oh, not the pink"!

Secondly, your written English is atrocious for someone in a higher institution of learning. You've got a load of commitment to put in to come out with good grades.

Thirdly, you are only still learning the ropes about relationship and you have forced many of us to recall our own sad days as starters in this game. Damn! You had to make me rem putting 3 crispy N50 notes in a sealed envelope to Deyanju (RIP)!

Fourth, you be calling, she be ignoring...it's not rocket science man, she gone with a bigger man. Work on being a bigger man too someday, man.

Lastly, that your academics will crash if you loose her is complete stupidity to me. And you may not realise this until later in life when your enemy is a security attendant at the firm where this same lady works as a marketing executive!

Get your shit together fella and put all your energy into "Making FutureLeader Great Again"!
grin grin grin grin grin

Atrocious, RIP, security attendant grin grin grin grin

He's a lil kid & really needs to focus on what's best for him.
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Has Been Acting Strange Lately by teflonjake(m): 6:19am On Sep 09, 2017
FutureLeader00:
Yes bro, this is my first relationship and am scared of heartache, my stduies will suffer because am so engrossed with her angry cry
You are too blessed to be stressed bro.

My advice, let her go. You are a freshman in school, focus on what will move you forward.

Women will always come & go, and the one that will stay will stay.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Caught And Butchered In My Area (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 6:01pm On Sep 08, 2017
humeeh:
Blame him for what exactly?

For the killing of the python or the skinning abi which one?
grin grin grin for the eating I guess grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Aisha Alhassan Spent N12 Million To Inspect Ghost Projects - Premium Times by teflonjake(m): 2:52pm On Sep 08, 2017
Nigeria my country grin grin grin grin grin, them no dey waste time @ all!!!

Once you gbagaun, all manner of jabs will be thrown @ you.


grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: “We Killed Cyriacus Onunkwo, Imo Catholic Priest By Mistake” – Suspect Confesses by teflonjake(m): 2:44pm On Sep 08, 2017
youngdabold:
...... What a useless question.......if u don't know what to say just observe the post and walk by........nonsense
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Christianity EtcRe: Landlady Holds Special Thanksgiving For Her Tenants Who Put To Bed. by teflonjake(m): 1:32pm On Sep 08, 2017
DjAndroid:
E bi like dem don show you pepper.
Some tenants can be funny sha. But my landlord Na something else, Na only when rent expire him dey remember say e get house. I dey wait for am this December.
Careful make him no do you like fowl when them remove the feathers o grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Meets With Nigerian Students In Malaysia (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 1:11pm On Sep 08, 2017
Orobo2Lekpa:
If he did his job like he was supposed to, those students will be in Nigerian Universities and not Malaysia
Sighs
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Meets With Nigerian Students In Malaysia (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 1:04pm On Sep 08, 2017
yarimo:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew see as GEJ is claiming and parading him self like a celebrity undecided embarassed
Oh he is.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Reveals How Much Of Diezani’s Loot Has Been Recovered by teflonjake(m): 11:20am On Sep 08, 2017
That's how they will drag this loot thing on the media till 2019.
CrimeRe: iPolice-Hawk Eye Crime Reporting System Launched By Police To Curb Kidnapping by teflonjake(m): 5:57am On Sep 08, 2017
Nigeria police never respond to calls finish, na app them wan dey check?

Kai
PoliticsRe: Recession Exit: US Denies Praising Nigerian Government by teflonjake(m): 6:16pm On Sep 07, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin

May tragedy not befall us on edeki (market day)
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers & Kidnappers Arrested By Anambra Police & Arms Recovered (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 5:36pm On Sep 07, 2017
IPOB IS THE VICTIM HERE.

IF THEY LIKE SPREAD THE ITEMS FROM EAST TO NORTH, IPOB IS D VICTIM.

TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE THEY GOT THOSE MATERIALS FROM SOMEONE THEY PROBABLY ROBBED @ GUNPOINT.
PoliticsRe: In Kebbi State, People With Disabilities Demand Political Appointment by teflonjake(m): 2:27pm On Sep 07, 2017
Agitator(s) everywhere!

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PoliticsRe: In Kebbi State, People With Disabilities Demand Political Appointment by teflonjake(m): 2:26pm On Sep 07, 2017
Agitators everywhere!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Super Tucaco Jets, To Get Laser Guided Bombs And Rockets. by teflonjake(m): 2:18pm On Sep 07, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
Third war country
World bro

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PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Sack Aisha Alhassan, Ministers Disloyal To Him - Mohammed Danlami by teflonjake(m): 1:14pm On Sep 07, 2017
BMZK:
She is free to decide where she belongs to but she has no business to be in a team which she does not share the same vision and mission statement.
In private organisations and advanced societies where their core values are upheld, her statement is tantamount to automatic dismissal.
Very correct sir.

The man from Daura will decide.
CrimeRe: Robbers Hijack Bullion Van On Asaba-Benin Road, Kill Police Escort, Steal N25m by teflonjake(m): 1:08pm On Sep 07, 2017
icedfire:
is 25 million the official figure from the bank? don't be surprised the robbers will refute this.
Ah ahn!!!!!

Guy calm down grin grin
PoliticsRe: Two Soldiers Wounded As Troops Raid Oil Bunkering Site In Rivers State. Photos by teflonjake(m): 10:36am On Sep 07, 2017
Who send them?
PoliticsRe: "Obasanjo Endorses Kwankwaso, El-Rufai For 2019" - Alhaji Abdullahi Sugar by teflonjake(m): 8:27am On Sep 07, 2017
HoluwarTohbar:
Like London dry gin bah?
Bros, if that guy offend you, ibeg forgive am grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Sex At Benue IDPs Camp: Condoms, Pants Litter Camp (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 8:21am On Sep 07, 2017
raker300:
Lol...

These people have no solemn reflection of their plight
It will only bring them pains and bad memories.
CrimeRe: 2 Men In Army Uniform Came To Rob GreenVille Estate Badore, Lagos & Got Mobbed by teflonjake(m): 8:16am On Sep 07, 2017
chynie:
They might be fake soldiers
Fake or real, they should be loaded with an infinite slap data plan
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Meets With IPOB Members Arrested By Police At Isigate Umuahia(vid) by teflonjake(m): 10:09pm On Sep 06, 2017
Why their left eyes just swell, na trademark?
PoliticsRe: Kolapo Olusola Emerges As PDP Governorship Candidate In Ekiti Ahead Of 2018 by teflonjake(m): 7:25pm On Sep 06, 2017
Bolustical:
This election will be a fight-to-finish between Fayose and the APC

No GEJ No Army, No Dasuki, No Obanikoro!

It will likely be very bloody.
And you will be there for the blood count grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Misplaced Umbrella Brought Soon-To-Be Couple Together. Photos by teflonjake(m): 4:38pm On Sep 06, 2017
Youngetskilz23:
grin yeah bro.. Plus suya grin
2k suya for my guy
RomanceRe: Misplaced Umbrella Brought Soon-To-Be Couple Together. Photos by teflonjake(m): 4:14pm On Sep 06, 2017
Youngetskilz23:
She's old already. Let's say 35. So the umbrella was left on purpose.. Trust girls at ur own peril...all na tactics.. cheesy
1 orijin bitters & 1 orijin beer for my nigga

grin grin
RomanceRe: Misplaced Umbrella Brought Soon-To-Be Couple Together. Photos by teflonjake(m): 4:09pm On Sep 06, 2017
pocohantas:
Older men are bae.
Forget all these young guys...majority of them will just use you to ensure their manhood lives on, increase your nunu mileage and turn you to Nigerian used car... tongue

She was also working. Not parasiting... nothing is too small sisters.

Thank God it's rainy season.
Lemme go and forget my umbrella somewhere nice.
Maybe at... still thinking.

HML to them.
They look good.

Where is chisco82? wink
Na to use your umbrella cover myself go house o grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Richard Ndubuaku Sues Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB Over Election Boycott by teflonjake(m): 4:06pm On Sep 06, 2017
Misplaced priorities
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs Daura For Abuja After Sallah Celebration. Photos by teflonjake(m): 2:32pm On Sep 06, 2017
dollarcoolcat:
Baba himself! 9ja has turn to joke for Mazi kanu to be sayin our presi is being impersonated, and most funniest thing is that some people will fall for it nd belive shit
Abi?

Same way people fell for the "MR INTEGRITY" scam
PoliticsRe: President Buhari And His Wife, Aisha Back In Abuja After Sallah (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 2:16pm On Sep 06, 2017
Keneking:
Space looked and booked...

The President's wife would do very well as president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria...

Maybe we can give her a chance after the first term of Muhammadu Buhari and then Vice President would do one term and move to East. undecided

Amaechi should award contract to repaint the body of Nigeria's Airforce One Chopper after smoking sallah dust from Daura Kingdom.
This isn't house of cards
HealthRe: Bad Condition Of Health Clinic In Ipokia LGA In Ogun (Photos) by teflonjake(m): 12:37pm On Sep 06, 2017
I was watching journalist hangout on TVC yesterday, and they had a brief talk on the medical sector. But I was shocked, instead of blaming the president for woes of the health sector, the panelists blamed it on the health & labour ministers, absorbing the president of any ills. This is a man who's the chief proponent of medical tourism.

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