₦airaland Forum

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] look at who is talking DWARF

With ur 2k jeans, 500n top and 800n palm slippers

Twitter go they give all this dirty voice [/color]
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Mazeltovscotty:
Yes, nigeria is a soverign state. We are third world country but we are not babies anymore.
The other time, some hungry looking attorney were sent from US to come and conduct investigation about the killing of armless ipobs miscreant (which I do not support) but not a single attorney has been sent to Syria or Iraq to investigate how US with the silent support of UN and their western allies have turned those countries to grave yard and military test fields where weapons are tested, killing innocent children and families with Drones and missiles all in a phony pretence of ousting Assad. Syria is gradually erasing from world map day by day.

Please who doesn't know that United Nation is an extension of United State of America.

If Kanu out of his strata of stupidity, legally or constitutionally deserves to be re-arrested then lets join hands and sign him back to kuje.

Double standards!!

When it's time to negotiate trade agreements that will favor you, you agree to be under the UN, but when it's time to adhere to laws protecting human life's you claim to be a sovereign state.

A lot of us don't think at all, the DSS invited the Arewa Youths for debriefing, is kanu above debriefing? The answer is NO! But they will roll out tanks, men to fight Youths holding placards.

WHEN THE MONEY IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU DONT ASK QUESTIONS-FRANK UNDERWOOD


A MUSICIAN ONCE SANG "WHEN MONEY GO WOMAN GO"

ITS INTERESTING TO NOTE THAT THE ONLY THING BINDING NIGERIA TOGETHER IS "OIL".

BLIND MEN DONT BREAK INTO BANK VAULTS, ANTS DONT GATHER AROUND BITTER LEAF JUICE, LIONS DONT EAT WORMS.

paiz:
44,000 Bombs
17,000 Bombs
I just want to know who counted it...

Propaganda

Give a dog an ill name and hang him.

GoroTango:
The SE governors got the message the FG sent over Nnamdi Kanu and his flagrant breach of his bail conditions. Knowing that should Kanu be arrested, the resulting unrest in the region would hamper their ability to govern effectively and hence the rationale behind this meeting. If Buhari knows whats best for the unity of this country he should insist on crushing IPOB once and for all and deal with the fallout

And he has crushed the fulani herdsmen terrorising almost every part of the country?

The boko haram sect started the killings and the bombings all because one man( their leader) was killed! You think it's easy to deal with the fall out of any situation.

You spot an armed robber cutting through your windows, and you have a rifle, no doubt you can shoot that's why you own one, do you just pull the trigger, gunning down the 1st man, and think the problem has been solved?

NwaAmaikpe:


Oba agha to kpe!!!


They should just snap plenty fine photos and post on their Facebook pages for memory sake.

Because once they set foot back in Benin, they will never smell oyibo man's land again.

The man is lucky he has experience as a driver.
He shouldn't have problems getting a job with Agofure Motors, Afemai Line or Bob Izua Motors.

Damn no joy at all!

Agofure or Bob izua

sexybbstar:
All I've got to say is Glory be to God.Though it has not been easy but i sailed through,Je dis que Dieu merci."ope F'oluwa oba adanimaforget".4 years don waka b dat o.Gloire A Dieu,c'est la fin de mon sejour a universite l'etat d'osun.
I Bbstar and my beautiful friend missyb 08 sign out of UNIOSUN as graduates of French and International Studies.DIEU MERCI!

Where English fails, French will prevail!!!

Congratulations @sexybbstar

chynie:
Bros e shock me o

now I done dey laugh again! I guess pidgin is allowed on Nairaland! Ibeg make una pity people eyes

chynie:
jesuuuuuuuuuuu
Our Governors should set up English tutorial centres
cos we all need more training

Iyam telling you

MrOwonikoko:
Withdrawal method

Your thoughts are very righteous!!!

Oga Lai mohammed advertised, Youths are gradually keying in.

His girlfriends village people @ work

DID THE TROPHY BURN HER FINGERS?

Eh My 6'2 is enough for me "sips originated water"

Amethyst101:
What is dead may never die

Nigerians we play too much


What is dead may never die

ThisTrend:
South Africa’s Health Minister Aaron Motsoaledi has criticised African leaders for seeking medical treatment abroad.

Speaking in Zimbabwe at a World Health Organization (WHO) meeting of African health ministers, Mr Motsoaledi said Africa must be the only continent where the leaders travel abroad for health reasons.

He was addressing the conference hours after President Robert Mugabe, who himself makes regular trips to Singapore for eye treatment, opened the meeting. Mugabe had left the event by the time Mr Motsoaledi spoke.

Newsday newspaper quoted South Africa's health minister as saying: "I have said this before and I will say it again: we are the only continent that has its leaders seeking medical services outside the continent, outside our territory. We must be ashamed of that. This is called health tourism. We must promote our own."

In the past year five African heads of state have gone overseas for medical reasons, they are:

Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari
Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe
Benin's President Patrice Talon
Angola's President Jose Eduardo dos Santos
Algeria's President Abdelaziz Bouteflika

Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/08/sa-health-minister-says-africa-should.html

cc; lalasticlala

ALTERNATE COUNTRY( NIGERIA) AFTER THE MINISTERS SPEECH.

WAEC; HE FORGED HIS RESULT

JAMB; HE USED SOMEONE ELSE'S RESULT

NECO; WE CANNOT FIND HIS ENGLISH SCRIPTS,HOW DID HE PASS ENGLISH

POLICE; THIS MAN WAS ARRESTED FOR FRAUD IN THE YEAR 1992, HOW HE ESCAPED WE DONT KNOW


PRO-GOVERNMENT GROUPS; THIS MAN IS PLAYING POLITICS WITH NIGERIAN HOSPITALS

chinoxstock:
The kids look fresh. This man is chopping money.
He got his money because he was no coward. He demanded for his wealth and he got it.

Nigeria is indeed a jungle where you ought to do terrible things...before you can become a voice.

What a country!

At least he did the terrible things in his own region, and he was rewarded. If others can follow in his footsteps we will all benefit from our various regions.

Aunty Stella you have a court case dangling over your head, also uncle ubah is been accused by the DSS of fraudulent dealings with the NNPC.

The main opposition which is the APC will throw shades at the PDP(PARTY) during the campaigns. So it's simple logic the PDP is projecting a candidate(INDIVIDUAL) whom tantrums can't be thrown at.

HungerBAD:
Laughing.

This man with his childish antics has single handedly dragged the reputation of the Senate into the gutters. I know they say Politicians and Prostitutes have no shame,but it gets to a point in everybody's life that self realization sets in that one is acting stupidly and shamelessly.

But for Dino, that day has not yet come.

This man somehow missed his true calling,which would have been to be selling tickets at motor parks, but instead ended up a Senator in Nigeria,and i blame the people of Kogi State for forcing this shameless and useless guy on us.

This is a man that entered the University without the basic prerequisite of 5 "O" level Credits. This is a man that forged his way out of the ABU,and the School was so ashamed to admit their errors that they allowed this drop out the easy way out.

This is a man that publicly beat his wife up,and somehow still infected an actress with Herpes while denying he got her pregnant. And as if that was not bad enough, he openly said he will not only beat Senator Remi Tinubu(another female)but he will somehow quench his taste on top of her in the bedroom.

And how can we forget those pictures of him carrying the handbags of Saraki's wife. Somehow in 2017, this is the best Kogi State has to offer Nigeria.

Lalasticlacla and Mynd44 they are booing our Sin-ator.

He forged his way out of ABU?

He was investigated & the records set straight by the ABU VC that he has no case to answer.

Oh lest i forget, he didn't hire 30 SANS to go defend him in court over a case of missing results.

Cashrange660:
This is very embarrassing.. What if someone was having a royal rumble match?

The someone will be thrown out of the ring

Zeze06:


If you are into cultism use your head...99% intelligence 1% ruggedity ....

Some bastards go dey show themselves

Though I loathe cultism with a passion, your posts seems to make sense.

Before the wolves pack comes at me, remember a lot of prominent figures have been revealed to be cultists, but they survived due the the quote above.

Aristotle was right, men are indeed political animals

BMZK:
PMB successor in the making. Nigeria will be great again by the time PMB finishes the cleansing and hands over to El Rufai for consolidations.

you are entitled to your opinion though, just let us know it's your personal opinion, a line or two can do that.

Thanks

PDP ALL THE WAY

Where is the Nigeria Police?

How can they allow this?

This people should be tear gassed!

Dumb government, if it were to be a protest against the current administration you will see them jumping left,right & centre, harassing the Protesters!!!

Yeye dey smell

Some ‘generous’ robbers in a rare show of benevolence gave out fuel to customers in the northern part of the country after hijacking the filing station.

Motorists along Katsina/Jibia road, on Saturday night, received free fuel at the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation mega filling station located along the road from armed robbers who stormed the station and later cart away the day’s sales from the station.
Eyewitnesses said the incident occurred about 8 p.m.
The witnesses said innocent motorists who had wanted to buy fuel had driven into the hands of the armed robbers who stormed the station, posing as security agents.
After dispossessing the station attendants of the daily sales, they reportedly took over the sale of the fuel and dispensed fuel to the bewildered motorists without harming them.
The witnesses could not, however, give the exact number of the armed robbers or the type of uniforms they were putting on, but they insisted that the operation lasted ‘’few minutes’’.
Katsina Police command spokesman, Dsp Gambo Isa, could not be reached for comments by press time.

SOURCE:www.informationng.com

yaqq:
the way I get annoyed if I see men behaving like women ehh, almost every woman is dominionrin in nature but as a man u must tame them and let them know u are the man

Very Domineering

Credit: @dailypostNG


Emeka Ojukwu Jr., a legal practitioner and son of Igbo leader, Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu, has disagreed with President Muhammadu Buhari’s comments that Nigeria’s unity is not negotiable.

Buhari made the statement while addressing the country last Monday.


Ojukwu, in an interview with Punch, claimed that Nigeria is “a product of negotiations”.

He said: “I don’t think the tone of finality in the President’s speech is right. I have always said Nigeria is a product – a child – of negotiations. It is a child of negotiations in that when they started the agitation for the country’s independence — Zik (Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe) from the Igbo side, Chief Anthony Enahoro from South-West, and (Ahmadu Bello) the Sardauna from the North — they were all going to London.

“They had problems but they patched their differences and, ultimately, without firing a gunshot, the British government gave independence to Nigeria.

“For somebody to wake up and say ‘there are no negotiations’ is not in line with the fact that an agreement is susceptible to review and renegotiations. Since it is not really possible to see the future or what will happen in 50 years, agreements are subject to review and negotiations.


“An agreement over time requires reviewing or renegotiations. So, if we are all pleased with it, there will be no pocket of agitations or discontent. But the pocket of discontent and agitation is a throwback showing that we are having problems with implementation (of the agreement to remain as a country), thus calling for renegotiation. In that regard, it is important that everybody should be carried along.

“What I don’t like is a situation whereby the government sponsors people. As of the time they were convoking the last national conference, it was my view that the Federal Government should not pay the delegates.

“I suggested that each ethnic nationality should choose and sponsor a delegate to the confab; you submit your interest under a bigger umbrella; once all views are gathered, then we will harmonise them and look for the best way to implement them. The reason why we are having problems is that people believe that the constitution we are using was at no time agreed on. They feel that it was the military that gave us what we have now.”

CABAL THIS CABAL THAT

buygala:
I totally agree with you.

So that he can do much better when posting about your Funeral

zeusdgrt:
Hi, I felt I needed an advice on this cause it is quite shocking, I usually do have dream about ladies chatting with me and even sharing their contacts in the dream which I clearly remember when I wake up most times.

But two months ago I slept dreamt about a lady I never knew before in my life and we chat and she introduced her name as "faithful" and I could remember the environment to be like a hotel with garden in that dream even down to her face and skin I can recognise, I woke up forwarding to more than a month today, I slept and was in that environment but with a friend I know and it was like there was a seminar going on only for this same lady to show up and was just smiling looking at me but I didn't remember her in the dream and she walked to me and said have you forgotten? Am faithful" and I was like oh sorrry is been quite a while how are you doing? And I woke up.

My people I need a meaning to this. No jokes...

Kindly, locate the nearest Mountain of Fire & Miracles branch, for deliverance!!!

Sanchez01:
Which Super Eagles Should Lakers switch to football today, they would still end up beating the Nigerian team, not because they would be better in the end but because our coach and players would have gone on two days strike, protesting how the NFF has not paid their bonuses and the NFF would not even have their time because they would be in court over presidential tussle.

Any national team bit ours, biko.

WHAT! FUNKE!!!

Where are the authorities, that's an hate speech right there!!!!