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She already has a guy, while putting her through emotional trauma, do you want her to leave her guy for u?

If you are a fool then vote buhari, if you have sense then vote Atiku

I miss saffi o only just saffi

LuciferKristi:
Ha!

Even cripples are getting married but pocohantas is still unmarried.




I hereby decree that whatever forces are stopping my good friend pocohantas from getting married this 2019 be destroyed by fire in Jesus name!

Every principality of darkness, every agent of singularity be completely consumed by the power of the Holy Ghost. Every demonic cloth used to cover pocohantas' face so that suitors will not locate her this 2019 be torn to shreds in the mighty name of Jesus!!

I expunge the spirit of jumping from thread to thread & Nairaland preeq to preeq for the past 6 years to leave pocohantas now!

LEAVE RIGHT NOW!

LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!

LEAVE!!!

In Jesus' Mighty Name I have prayed...

It is only a fool that will think Nigeria government will change. I stop believing in the government when I was in primary school, try hard to get a living for yourself n forget this useless govt that thinks Nigerians are fools, they keep looting money why foolish Nigerians vote for them. Spits

Jenniferblog:
Show you picture

Is this a command or request?

All are ugly

xendra:
there's no such thing as a broke girl only a broke guy, as there's no such thing as an ugly man so queens keep looking beautiful and let this men work to earn their place with you.

There is no such thing as broke guy only gold-diggers n lazy gurls

looking gud but incase of nxt time do snap with your husband

Saffi:
Thanks. Yeah I know, and I am a nice person.

you welc just glad to knw u took my advice n dat mks me really wnt to knw u, can i pm u?

SweetBuns:
​MY END OF YEAR APOLOGY​
✌Those who think I am proud...for one reason or the other.. Am sincerely sorry for creating such an impression ! ​Pls forgive me.​�
✌�Those who think I've ignored them... am really sorry. ​Pls forgive me.​�
✌�Those who felt offended by my attitude or character during or before this year... I apologize.. ​Pls forgive me.​�
✌�All those who I didn't visit or call during this year... I am sorry.. ​Pls accept my apology and forgive me.​�
✌�Those who I caused any hurt by words or action... I apologise for my behavior.. ​Pls forgive me.​�
✌�Those whose promises I didn't fulfill...I wish I still can but still.. I apologize. ​Pls forgive me.​�
✌�Those who felt I am too serious and not friendly at times ..I am really sorry if I caused any one to stay away from me... I apologize. ​Pls forgive me.​�
� I love you because without you, there would be no one to call my brother, Dad, mum, sister, Son, daughter, Niece, Nephew, uncle, Auntie, granny, sweetheart, friend, etc

Go n sin no more

just thinking which naija girl will say no

Saffi:
Anywhere like where? I posted two different pictures. Oga it’s clear that you think you’re smart but you’re not. You know deep down, but your useless ego won’t Allow it . The passport means nothing to me. Take your L and goooooo

My dear u re still young, you prove ur point, you really don't have to insult people ok. Going to UK does not mean u better than others, pls stop dis ur attitude. I feel u re a nice person.

Overpopulation will nor kill this country call Nigeria, their fuckry rate is too high

Tony99411:
Dear nairalanders , I have been dating this girl for about two years she has been the best girlfriend anyone can ask of . She is humble loyal respectful my words are final she doesn’t argue with me or challenge my verdict . Until recently I noticed she was seeing a guy and the guy has been spending heavily on her . When we started dating she told me she was 24years and I believed her. So currently we are having big issues and we decided to open up to each other she has decided to leave the other guy for me anyways the problem is , she just told me she is older than me with 2 years .that is she’s 26,
I’m confused . I love her so much , my mom wont allow me marry someone older than me . I feel she would put pressure on me to marry her if we continue since she’s older and she would want to get married since time is not on her side but I’m still young and I need to make money .

I need advise

You can forgive her n if you love her ask her to give you time. But be damn sure she won't cheat again

funmisticqueen:
my brother, if its brains, I got it 99.9% infact, it is the first thing people say about me in real life. everyone"s definition of brain is different. Can you keep up?

Tell that to my 2 yrs old kid maybe he will believe, cuz when sb got one it shows and dont need to be told.

funmisticqueen:
I do not blame the woman, first impressions matter a lot. responsible adults do not leave the house looking unkempt and wearing bathroom slippers,you would be treated like you are a depressed beggar, riffraff, homeless person, mentally ill or area boy. he was treated like such

[s]adies know that rule and always dress to impress, the same way men will approach a more beautifully dressed chick, than someone who dresses like she cares less about her apprearance. Stop being hypocritical, the guy should dress how he wants to be addressed, why couldn't he wear a nice pam or sandal. You can look casual and still look good. come to me with bathroom slippers and hair dyed green or an abnormal color which mismatches your complexion, and I will treat you like a leper with manic disorder.[/s]

[s]if you think you should look broke to test women as if you are a primary school teacher, I have news for you, you will be like the proverbial trash that attracts flies, not the flower that attracts bees and butterflies. the true test of a man's character is when he is rich,not when he is too broke to afford character.
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lefulefu
uyiekpenn
jayslicky
dairykidd

you started making sense at the beginning but become stupid along the line. I know you are the type of girl that impress outside but inward is very dirty. Man have pass the stage of looking out the way u dress we now look at brain. just at least try n get one then maybe u will eventually get married

Siki355:
I know this gal very well
she use to b decent..

Now she is a slut eya sorry

10000 from Edo state if you know you know

why dey one just kill this thin prince na, wakanda thing is this. both just squeeze face

Apart from sex and problem what can dis one offer?

IanKirkby:
Can someone please take a look at this? I'm not sure why it's not passing the test.
Here's the instruction

Given two numbers X and Y, write a function that:
1 returns even numbers between X and Y, if X is greater than Y else it returns odd numbers between x and y
For instance, take the integers 10 and 2 . the function would return all the even numbers between 2 and 10.

function number_game(x, y) {
    let result = []
    if (x > y) {
    result = even(x, y)
    }
    // return result.sort((a,b) => a-b)
    else{
        result = odd(x, y)
    }
    return result.sort((a,b) => a-b)
}

console.log(number_game(3, 13))


function even(x, y) {
    let arr = [];
    for (let i = x - 1; i > y; i--) {
        //console.log(i)
        if (i % 2 === 0) {
            arr.push(i)
        }
    }
    return arr;
}

function odd(x, y) {
    let arr = []
    for (let i = y - 1; i > x; i--) {
        if (!(i % 2 === 0)) {
            arr.push(i)
        }   
    }
    return arr;
}

is this for cycle 41?

pocohantas:
I find it ignorant when people say Nigerian women do not date/marry broke men. Nobody likes broke men; even broke men do not like themselves. Doesn't change the reality that lots of Nigerian women are broke and stuck with broke men too. Nigeria is a third-world shithole, food is still a problem for the majority here.

I won't wanna bore us with figures, but NDIC stats shows that only 2% of Nigerians own 90% of bank's deposits. Yet we have a population of about 180m. How did we get to this number? By dating, marrying, fcking and reproducing with broke men.

Let us stop deceiving ourselves. Even some of you commenting are broke and you have women in your lives. OP's brother won't be an exception...

180 million where are the jobs Nigeria is really a shithole

blakbarbie:
he cheated, once a cheater, always a cheater ( i know i used to be one).

then u still a cheater from your comment tho

FalklandOIO:
Lemme shed a bit of light on the "Fons et origo" in bros Patrick's voice . They started having issues a few years into the union when after a minor disagreement the husband left for work and the her mum called to tell her that her wife had come around to drop the only child with her ( she was just 1 year plus at the time). She came in early that morn, to her Hubby's hometown and told the mums she wanted to buy something around the area. She later called an hour later to tell her "she has come to drop their child and that Olorun a wo a toju e" . Hubby got home to discover that she has moved her belonging away from the home and it was her mother (giving full consent) whom facilitated the whole thing.

why did she decided to leave n drop d baby? throw more light

Ilamina:
In their mind, it's swag

Our Kalabari housemate does not talk to anyone
Just comes home and mind his business

Very fine boy. Educated, drives a range Rover

So stuck up

so becuz he does not notice you he is now stupid, maybe you not his type

Boss13:
Initially I wanted to call you out of your silliness, then I had a second thought - maybe you are a teenager going through a lot and just trying to hide on a faceless forum to feel good about your Insecure self.

Your lingo and diction does not depict someone who was born and raised in a western society. You continue to use Nigerian phrases and contemporary words and that gives you out as someone who maybe in a fantasy world. Also, your mindset is still interwoven with that of African cultural values and thinking.

I know this because I know the United Kingdom extremely well and I also live in a Western Country. I can tell those who are not aware that London is a crappy city. The only fantastic place to live and visit is Central London, the other places are horrible. North London is not much different from Lagos - Dirty. You can literally see Poo on the streets (no jokes). Gang members, street beggars, homeless and prostitution. Crime levels so high you begin to wonder if the Met Police is incompetent. Broken families within the black community and kids roaming around with daddy issues.

dat chicks always form it written all over her post she loves making mouth o

EmmaOgbu:
Actually giving ur girlfriend monthly stipends is not wrong. I did it to my now wife. I started it when I was serving and stopped when we got married. Today we are both working with a single account. She is paid more than half of my salary.





In conclusion, if u can afford it and you know her well, go ahead and pay her something. Don't let her determine the amount.

Depending on the gurl this one stated above seems like a permanent parasite

Iyajelili:
I am an orphan yet I stopped this entitlement mentality many years ago with family members let alone my boyfriend.
Back to the topic, I don't know why some people some guys inclusive have entitlement mentality when you have 2 working hands and 2 working legs.

You actually d first sensible gurl hv seen on nairaland.so impress continue n may God bless ur hustle.

limbolimbo:
I recently showed interest in a neighbour of mine, I know she likes me, but she is a very traditional person, she wants us to go through the full cycle before anything further. But something started giving me a reason to worry about here mindset towards relationships.

She celebrated her birthday last month, and I got her a very expensive wrist watch, it cost me 94k, she doesn't know this. I also got her a really nice cake, cost me 10k, so in all I spent over a hundred thousand on her birthday. I know for some this may not seem like much or may seem like too much, I think what really matters is tat I was fine with it and could afford it. Within the same period, she would indirectly ask me for funds, she said she was broke, I could have helped her with this but I felt it was way above my position, as I am only a "To Be Boyfriend", to offer her all this after spending a 100k on gifts for her birthday.

A week ago we had a very interesting discussion, about the role of the man and the woman in a relationship, she said that "A man should be responsible for the upkeep of his Girlfriend, he should save a portion from his salary monthly which he should give to his girlfriend for upkeep". I thought that was nonsense and I quickly called her out on it, all I can say now is that I don't think we would be dating anymore, because she took it very personally, she said she thinks she would suffer if she goes into a relationship with me, because I am already showing signs of being stingy.

If I keep writing I would not end, so my question here is, is she right? Should I have instead given her the cash rather than the gift? Because to me it now seems she doesn't see the value of the gift and would rather have cash. I want adult opinions please.

(Please note that I am not trying to paint this lady as an evil person, she is really sweet, loving, caring, she loves getting attention and doesn't have any problem in showing me how she really feels about me, overall she is a great lady.)

dat gurl dont love you she will eventually take your money n spend it on a boy she loves, impress a gurl with ur dream not money, bcuz d day money goes u will see hell dat day. I hate broke gurls who can go get a life for herself

theapeman4:
don't be afraid of marriage!

What you should be afraid of is marrying a naija women

Don't ever marry this set of women called naija women! There are the real definition of piece of shiiit


They have nothing to offer except opening there smelly legs and bringing child into this world which is not your own or probably belong to your neighbor.


Naija would are wired psychologically in such a way that they are born to cheat!

The typical average naija women see marriage as a poverty alivaiton scheme

Once you married those piece of shiit called naija women, within 2yrs you will notice that those piece of shiit won't take care of their body and started producing fat all over their body as if there are some sort of oil factory


Very irritating set of women we got

you just murder nigerian ladies

I dey scare of dating, the thing called heart break n emotional depression bcuz of one human being is suicidal.