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Politics / Re: When Will Youths Kick Against Old Leaders- Nigerians Dig Out Old Onochie’s Tweet by telkevog(m): 10:54am On Oct 07, 2020
Hypocrisy at its peak!
Sports / Re: Man Utd In Talks To Replace Solskjaer, Make Contact With Pochettino by telkevog(m): 3:57pm On Oct 06, 2020
Hahahaha! Man(penalty)utd, it is your turn to change coaches like handkerchief.

I am waiting patiently, it will soon be my turn to coach them grin cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: SARS Invade Lady’s House In Ondo State, Cart Away Her Underwear And Hair by telkevog(m): 3:52pm On Oct 06, 2020
Yoruba's, please what problem do you usually have with pronouncing letter H? The lady in the video keep confusing person by shouting 'my air, my air', only to realize she is saying my hair.
Meanwhile be careful o, 'this yahoo sars' they can rape for Africa!
Crime / Re: Ogun: Fake Lawyer Arrested While Defending Case In Court (Photo) by telkevog(m): 1:50pm On Oct 06, 2020
He was also called to Beer Parlour, no be only Bar! grin

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Food / Re: Pepper Soup Meat: The Monitor Lizard I Killed Right Now by telkevog(m): 1:37pm On Oct 06, 2020
I think that is Aligator!

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Travel / Re: See The Condition Of The Lokoja-ajaokuta Federal Highway"- Peoples Gazette by telkevog(m): 9:12am On Oct 06, 2020
Are you telling me that this is not a river, but a Federal Road linking Kogi and FCT? Fishes will eventually breed there sooner or later.
Family / Re: Man Names His Newborn Son 'Buhari' In Jos In Honour Of The President (Photo) by telkevog(m): 8:40am On Oct 06, 2020
I bet you, before the end of this administration he will publish a Change Of Name in on of the National newspapers.

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Romance / Re: Cleopatra: The World's Greatest *OLOSHO* Of All Time by telkevog(m): 11:02pm On Oct 05, 2020
Good lesson!

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Romance / Re: Lady Says Anyone Who Buys A 50k And Below Ring Is Not Ready For Marriage by telkevog(m): 5:41pm On Oct 04, 2020
Thank God my own is N50,100. I escaped unseriousness by the wiskers!

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Politics / Re: "EVEN YOU BRUTUS" See What Led To Julius Ceasar's Final Words {Pictured} by telkevog(m): 4:42pm On Oct 04, 2020
I appreciate all your comments here. You made my day!

However, don't mind this "fiction" man above me. May be he too would be a fiction one day.

Meanwhile, if he attacks me, do come to my rescue please! grin grin grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Day-old-baby Abandoned By The Mother In A Gutter Rescued In Anambra (Photo) by telkevog(m): 9:09pm On Oct 03, 2020
It is possible that the wicked mother is in this nairaland reading and making comments on this post.

If any lady attack me na she born am, and if any guy attack me na him give the belle!

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Skirt And Panties Combination Today by telkevog(m): 3:09pm On Oct 03, 2020
msughdoo:
Is it nice? Comments please.
I swear that pant no be your size! If you doubt, wear am show us make we see!
Politics / Re: Breaking! Sen.Kalu fumes As His Jet’s Technical Fault Aborts Visit To Maduguri by telkevog(m): 2:50pm On Oct 03, 2020
What was he going there for? He wan go form hard man for Boko Haram wey no even recognize Zulum. He should even thank God for the blessing I disguise!
Crime / Re: Governor Wike Declare State Of Emergency In Oyigbo by telkevog(m): 8:35am On Oct 03, 2020
SARS never talk wetin they wan cause for this country, and the authorities are not calling them to order!

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Romance / Re: I Was Framed & Imprisoned For 2 Years Only To Be Released And Realize My Brother by telkevog(m): 7:22am On Oct 03, 2020
Zzor:
Things are happening,chase that unfaithful woman away and leave your brother to God,dont do anything harsh,let his conscience judge him.Just pick up yourself and start from where you stopped
I love you for this comment. Some ladies with rather come to defend the woman.

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Education / Re: Momodu Sanusi Jimah Is Dead: Auchi Polytechnic Rector Dies by telkevog(m): 6:59am On Oct 03, 2020
What a wrong time to die! Now that schools are about to open. I condole with the family. While some are celebrating his death over increase in school fees, at least one poster above praised him for ending gratification in the institution.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Differentiate Between Good Pussy And Bad Pussy? by telkevog(m): 10:33pm On Sep 30, 2020
Good Pussy go de kill rat for your house, while bad pussy go de chop fish and crayfish for your wife kitchen.
Yes na me answer am, we will not go that place you wan carry us go. Nonsense and ingredients!

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Celebrities / Re: See The Ghanaian Actress Interested In Bbnaija Winner, Laycon (photos) by telkevog(m): 4:33pm On Sep 30, 2020
Let Ghanaians stay away from him, after all they are troubling Nigerians in their country thinking that nothing good can come out of Nigeria. She better find their own Laycon and leave our own for our Naija Babes. Nonsense and ingredients!
Romance / Re: A Sexless Relationship by telkevog(m): 12:37pm On Sep 30, 2020
Dpsychologist:
You want sex desperately and she won't give you.
You have 2 choices.

1.Go get sex somewhere (Cheat on her)
2. You break up with her and get another girl that will allow you.

The choice is yours.
I disagree with you! His options are 1. Respect her decision and wait untill after marriage. 2. Arrange to marry her as soon as possible.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump And Biden Presidential Election Debate Thread by telkevog(m): 8:24am On Sep 30, 2020
I am a Trump supporter, but I don't him surviving this!
Religion / Re: Any Igbos From Nsukka? Let Us Save This Deity by telkevog(m): 8:21am On Sep 30, 2020
Burn that nonesene to ashes! If it has power, can't it rescue itself?
Business To Business / Re: IJEOMA'S SEAFOOD - Oron Crayfish Available In Mini Bags by telkevog(m): 8:17am On Sep 30, 2020
How does each cost and where is your location?

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Crime / Re: See The Face Of The Woman That Poured Hot Water On House Help For Licking Milk by telkevog(m): 8:10am On Sep 30, 2020
Enough of this please! We are all here to see the face of the wicked woman, only for you to show us a graphic image of the poor girl. Who are you shaming now?
Nonsense and ingredients!

Meanwhile, God will handle her case but she don't know.
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Is A Porn Addict, He Tries Outrageous Sex Styles On Me" by telkevog(m): 10:43pm On Sep 29, 2020
Wait o, did just my time to read this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea : Carabao Cup (5 -4) On Pens On 29th Sept 2020 by telkevog(m): 8:20pm On Sep 29, 2020
Kyase:

Dem Don start
make them no talk again? Bad belle!
NYSC / Re: Quality Fairly Used Shoes 2k And 3k by telkevog(m): 10:38am On Sep 29, 2020
Where is your location? Then do you have coperate shoes?
Religion / Re: Jehovah Witness Teaches That God Stole The Body Of Jesus by telkevog(m): 9:44am On Sep 28, 2020
ojun50:
Most of them dey talk abnormal sometime, so I no dey surprise
My friend, don't listen to OP. I am on of Jw's, and we take an exception to that. It is not a Bible teaching.
Car Talk / Re: Roadside Mechanic Flees With Customer's Car In Imo State by telkevog(m): 9:24am On Sep 28, 2020
PlayerMeji:
Why are you covering the face of the suspect?

Abi you don't want to recover your car?

No mind am, may be na the plate number e want recover!

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