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Jesus is also recorded as saying, there are some standing here, which shall not taste death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom. He makes similar predictions in five other places in the Gospels; Mark 9:1, Mark 13:30, Matt 24:34, Luke 9:27, Luke 21:32.

Millions of naira here and there, the thing no dey finish? Or the rumoured source is real ni ?

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All I can tell you is that edet still live in Calabar. My son can testify to
the fact.

You're not alone. I mean there are devils working in conjunctions with your village people. Not that I am a partner in your devilish act.

What comes to our mind when we hear APC is calamity.

My brother. Heed apostle paul advice on marriage if you're not ready for heartbreak. Women don't really knows what they want.

Your cross, learn to live with it.

Same fucking meaning in naija. We only use the word layoff, relieve when we wanted to be diplomatic in mischief.

Too many unreasonable insane humans in this zoo cum country.

Only two tests and you're here shouting, have you gone for nemesis test?

No pictures, no videos? Continue, we're not that dumb. Ask the chadian.

I was told, now I know, Nigeria is finished

We want his last five security vote and not his salary.

Yea, if all of us as citizens cannot confront Mr Bubu for fear of arrest, let Mr imam of peace lead the way.

With that low quality images?

English is just but a language, not a criteria to measure intelligence. Until we understand this, we are going nowhere.

Before nko.

The writer must be a comedian, the land was not given but bought by the respective university.

The rule is simple, if a refere scores, it counts as a goal. So many people don't know this simple rules, even the players a times.

Ogun_ stab?

Prospective society nuisance in the making.

Sex coming last is not the solution. even if she gave herself in after marriage, the tendency of divorce is very high.

Sacrifice and total commitment.

Just buy greaseline. The KANO version, apply morning and night. It won't go overnight though, but certainly u will smile. i have been there.

Obi holding the newly drafted IPOB constitution.

This is spots on man. though I think Ahmed of kwara should be on the first menu. He's really poor.

Deepest thing I ever read. Wise words, worth reading ladies... Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get. 1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected. 2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. 3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them. He looked at them with serious eyes and said; "Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration. First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you. Let us all encourage our wives, friends and daughters to dress well and decent

Sure, it happens every now and then, even to me. It once counted 500 naira note as 1k .

Too much reading has damaged your brain bro.

Chai, people can believe and celebrate lies so easily.