₦airaland Forum

GloriousGbola:
petrol is 1.29 US Dollars per litre

so assuming the current batch was brought in when dollar was 1200
that is 1548 - 568 which means a subsidy of 980 / litre

you could simply do that small calculation instead of hopping on geks dk

gej and buhari were bad presidents

GEJ was a spineless spenthift - buhari was a project man stuck in the past. the two truths are coexisting

if you want to lie to yourself that gejs actions did not set nigeria on this path, feel free to engage in 20/100 hindsight

Why is your man tinubu, who is a good president still paying subsidy? I thought he said no more subsidy on his Inauguration Day? Your man keeps proving that he can’t keep to his words. In 1997 he said he doesn’t believe in one Nigeria, yet he still went ahead to campaign for president in the same country he said he doesn’t believe in.

Fuel subsidy payment is nearing 1tr monthly because Jonathan couldn’t fvck his wife properly in 2013. — Raumdeuter


Fuel subsidy payment is nearing 1tr monthly because Gej didn’t use innoson in 2011 — Gloriousgbola



Just wait for the excuses.

GloriousGbola:
Interesting. I completely missed this

Also You are right - i no dey do til tok.

That app - TikTok is an evil app.

Because of the hype surrounding it, I decided to download it. Any time I login and hope to spend only few minutes, but before I know it I end up spending hours there and missing important gigs. I just knew that shit wasn’t meant for me and deleted it immediately[ with tears in my eyes]

https://www.nairaland.com/8002173/ASUU-raises-alarm-over-governments

These folks will never learn. Imagine trusting the Nigerian government to honor agreements.

The last time they went on strike I said it here that they should hold on as long as possible even if the strike last for years, they should wait for the government to implement whatever promises they agreed to first before calling off the strike if not they’ll be back to the beginning of their struggles in few months time.

Nigerian Fg doesn’t obey court orders and doesn’t honor agreements unless such orders and agreements favor them. Very funny country.

It's incredibly annoying when people claim Nigeria is broke or poor. Whenever the masses demand basic necessities, politicians and those abroad often use the excuse of Nigeria's supposed poverty to justify their inaction. Yet, funds magically appear for useless projects, lavish purchases for government officials, and sponsorship of religious institutions.

As someone pointed out earlier, if the APC can win elections despite cash and fuel shortages, it's a grim sign for Nigeria's future, and I share that sentiment.

Honestly, Nigeria didn't seem ready for independence when it was granted, considering the current state of affairs.

Tbh this oasix nigga is a slow fellow. Living in sane environments truly can’t make someone sane. The kind of posts some people make here daily proves my point.

Gracias.

Tinubu used to be an ardent supporter of restructuring and resource control. Now that he’s president, what is he waiting for before he implement it?

Realmrsean:
It has correlated

2k soon

I hope so. I want btc to rise higher too.

monerozi5590:
I don't think there's enough dollars in the system yet. I might be wrong.

This fellow speaks like a 16 year old kiddo that has never worked for money in his entire life. People that are engaging you on here have time to waste sha.

ogunsbanjul:
When you eventually married her now, your family will be hangry seeing you cooking for her not knowing that was how you designed your own life by taking responsibilities of a woman. You have not married and you have turned yourself to a cook. What a fool

Cooking makes a man a fool? Cooking is a survival stuff not gender skill. If women cease to exist today, who will cook for you?

What a fvcked up mentality .

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

He goes around insulting women all over nairaland. From my observation so far after being on nairaland for over 10 years, I’ve come to the conclusion that guys that slander women on this platform are guys that have it rough in real life. Poor guys and they can’t get women in real life, so they use that anger to insult women online, and post false stories of how women pander to them to boost their low self esteem.

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BlueRayDick:
All those ones sef Don dey expensive na. I still buy that action bitters small bottle for some Ẹ̀gbọ́n recently. I think it was 1,300. Something wey be say the big bottle na like N1,200 before.

small action bitters bottle for 1,300? Are you sure you they didn’t cheat you?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]2008 Corolla = 6.3 million

In Mercy Chinwo's voice, "Tinubu, you do this one"
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https://www.nairaland.com/7994656/toyota-corolla-2008-le#128351466

Cc

Raumdeuter
Gloriousgbola
Larride
Reccy
Amoto
Oasix9

😂😂😂

We are still on the 8th and I’ve spent more than 350k. And you say someone can still survive on 600k monthly salary without struggling? Ehn @melyvn Warri Abi Benin boy. You don’t know how fvcked up the country has become

Wizkid said he vibes to shallipopi which means Wizkid is a closet fraudster.

You heard it from raumdeter and disstroy, not me.

Ballzproblem2:
Elon musk has faced worse, he will survive

You’re wrong. The current spate of problems are much more serious than anything he has faced before.

If musk is still Tesla CEO by next month I’ll believe he’s a strong man.

Naira is rebounding too fast 😭😭😭😭 please somebody should beg cbn to allow it stay at 1500/$ for we patriotic Nigerians. 😭😭😭

I thought Seun said he’s going to stop using cloudfare? Wonder why I’m still seeing this..

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LordAdam16:
It goes deeper than WSJ.

Oct '23. DOJ expands probe into Tesla. https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/23/tesla-discloses-doj-probes-over-vehicle-range-personal-benefits-more.html
Dec '23. FCC refuses to reinstate $800m in rural internet funding that it had approved for SpaceX in 2020 under Trump. https://www.pcmag.com/news/spacex-loses-appeal-to-receive-886-million-in-fcc-funding-for-starlink
Jan '24. Delaware Judge breaks precedence to cancel Musk's pay package. www.forbes.com/sites/petercohan/2024/01/31/after-adding-550-billion-to-teslas-value-court-cancels-elon-musks--558-billion-pay-deal

This is just in the last four months.
This does not account for the media hit pieces. Like the 2022 #MeToo missile - https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5
And I've not brought up the lawfare like the DOJ launching an employment discrimination lawsuit against SpaceX when SpaceX is bound by ITAR and the curious updates like Hertz selling off its Tesla rental car fleet and Sixt putting together a 250,000 car order that does not include a Tesla or the persistent attack on X. All of those have happened in the last couple of weeks as well.

I scoff when folks talk up the West like its some model or paragon of utopian conduct.
Like liberal democracy is this magical invention that is incompatible with authoritarianism.

In China, when you go against the establishment, you go missing.
In Russia, you fall off higher stories.
In the US, the combined weight of the government, media, intelligence agencies, civil society, and more come at you and attempt to destroy you by a thousand cuts.

If Elon had been a good little boy and not try to rock the boat, he'd still be a f*cking Rockstar smoking pot on podcasts and dancing weirdly during product presentations.
And he had to know better. We have the likes of Peter Thiel, Ken Griffin, and Larry Ellison--conservative billionaires who've learned it's best to stay sly. And know the day they ever try to pull a Trump, Elon, or Kanye--essentially become an outspoken lightning rod for conservative tripartite "God, Family, Country" values; everything they've worked for, their wealth, their enterprises will be rug-pulled.

Elon has to hang in there until a Republican Presidency and not incur any self-inflicted damage.
They'd come after him. His family. And his business lieutenants. I'm pretty sure the IC has embedded informants around him, like they did with Trump that led to the Mar-a-Lago raid and the Jack Smith special investigation.
Any slip up and he'd be lucky if he doesn't end up in an orange jumpsuit.
But they're not going to wait for that. That'd be a bonus--a gift from Santa if a smoking gun was unearthed. In the meantime, they're going to make him radioactive.

-Lord

The only hope for Musk now is if Trump gets elected. If by chance Biden gets re-elected I see musk getting jailed not later than early or mid next year.

WSJ wants to fvck Musk up because the way they’ve been reporting about him using drugs for the past one week is becoming suspicious. They release a new article everyday about musk’s drug use, now they’re trying to involve his company’s directors… to force their hands.

It’s like the Naira has truly started rebounding because I just received a low rate for some transactions.

I don’t understand what’s going on with our currency. I keep receiving new rates every hour

I respect a graduate that says he support tinubu because he is a tribal person than that one that says he support tinubu because he is the best candidate out of the other candidates

Ballzproblem2:
wetin dey work MTN?

I thought my lines have been blocked because of NIN wahala. Surprised everything returned to normal after a while.

BlueRayDick:
It's possible; the amount of money people send/withdraw via POS daily is crazy and most of the POS shops around me use moniepoint.

According to the report, Moniepoint processed over 5.2 billion transactions in 2023 which is valued around $150billion. It's only if u are seeing the $150bllion as the actual money they made that will make it seem unbelievable to u; The $150billion is the money people moved through their system either as deposit in their MFB account, send to other accounts via their POS/accounts or received via their POS/account.

Nowadays if mechanic repairs ur vehicle, u run transfer to him which he will withdraw via POS, U send money to businessmen and women for goods bought in the market via POS, etc. All of these account for that amount they quoted.

I find it unrealistic because Moniepoint isn’t the only Pos operator that Pos merchants use. If truly Moniepoint alone is processing that much, then there’s still enough money in the country, so I wonder why people always say there’s no money in the country.

Ibime:
Processing $150bln does not make you worth that. They might collect something like 0.1% from each transaction. I'll even bet they are not yet profitable and have negative net asset value

Even at that, do you believe Monie point processed transactions worth $150 billion?

Godx:
Now I see why those normal banks are trying hard to get rid of P2P payments .

$150 billion abi million?

All Nigerian banks put together aren’t worth $150 billion