₦airaland Forum

This is what we refers to as audio promise. Noise makers with no plan for anything

If this kind of old smoker start argument with you, you will look for way to escape from his present.
Another funny thing is that he can quarrel with any domestic animal that encroach his space

Driving a car

No husband will run away with children if the wife is a good wife.
He is alcoholic, he is this and that. Who made him so?
As a bachelor, If he was like the way you described him, would you have married him?

Who knows if it is these kind of cold weather that made them wiser than hmmm?

You enjoy your ride because you came through portharcourt, if it was yenagoa you came from you would have been angry. The road is very dilapidated.
You also paid #200 at the airport toll gate, if it was jeep or hilux you drove you would have paid #300

jumper524:
enough is enough.

do not negotiatite with bandits I repeat do not negotiatite with them again for whatever reason.
.enter a full blown war with those guys..

niggas has taken this country for granted completely.

Bubu will never declare war on his brothers, if it is middle belt or Niger Delta he would have been threatening fire and brimstones and would have declared operations python dance

Oluwasaeon:
My dear country is still struggling to produce pencils

Have we being able to produce a president that can lead us?

I'm still wondering how I manage to find myself in this kind of contraption call a country.

Arrewa:
Yes...

Foreign herdsmen are not under the leadership of miyetti Allah...

Miyetti Allah only have the capacity to control Nigerian herders.

Foreign herdsmen operate under an African Empire.

The crisis in southern kaduna is between foreign bororo herdsmen and southern kaduna people.

When Elrufai said that he paid some foreign herdsmen to stop killings in south Kaduna...some bunch of brainless animals were busy abusing him.

Instead of to critically think and ask questions.

They claim that hundreds of their cows were killed on their way passing through Southern kaduna axis that the people must pay either with cash or their blood.


Elrufai had to negotiate with them and pay them for their cows to stop them from launching the offensive attack on Southern kaduna.

The foreign herdsmen have central leadership and are united all over Africa.


Miyetti Allah have no power over them... Miyetti Allah can only approach the central leadership.

Same foreign herdsmen are the ones killing in Benue and Plateau.

But I think they've been settled...

The Government paid for all their cows that were killed.

The problem is that when foreign herdsmen strike... The locals attack local herdsmen.

And when they attack local Herdsman another circle of attack continues.

Then, can you now explain to me the role of buratai and his men in all this?

JidennaJason:
Silly youths...

I guess if a Tse-Tse fly lands on their scrotum, they will burn it down as well.


Burning of the police station won't resurrect the dead motorcycle rider.

There are many calm and intelligent ways to register your displeasure over any issue.

If you stand close to some people and made this kind of statement, they will pour feaces on you

I don't blame them, the kind of freedom criminals now enjoy under this government is appalling

Zonex1:
an eye for an eye make the world blind

Will it not be better for the world to go blind so that no one will shoot another?

The problem is that even our law enforcement agencies are part of the people who also carry out jungle justice.

Even though jungle justice is not advisable, it has reduce crime in many places, mostly where the police became powerless.
At least one full syringe of snipper can work wonder. After the injection you can hand the criminal over to the the police for onward movement to wherever they want to collect bail money

I knew a Yoruba man in my village in those days that was rumored to have died somewhere. When growing up I used to know him, his children and his wife who happened to be from my village. The man was a carpenter.
Some years later, the rumor was so strong that the wife started disturbing him to take them to his village. After many years of postponement the wife became fed up and decided to leave the marriage, it was then the man agreed to take the wife and his children to his village
As they were in the motor park after the fare has been paid the man took permission to go and piss and that was the last time they saw him

Just do what you have to do, after all dog that will get lost one day it will not harken to its owners calls

This guys did not understand the implications of welding a fuel tank.
The last time I tried welding a fuel drum, mehn! It blew a long flame from the mouth and bath the very youngest apprentice in the workshop with fire, and the boy immediately change color to carbon black.
It took the boy a while to recover in the hospital

Seeing them alive shocked me

When people fall in love with corruption they will spend #81 billion on some refineries and the refineries will not produce a drop of products

Yes, I have been on our road long enough to know.

You know the ember months is the period many people tends to go on vacation, and at the same time business people also love to travel that period to stock up for Christmas sales. As a result our roads tend to be very busy.

The worse part of it is that, just because there is so much passengers and luggage, transporters tend to overload and also tend to drive faster to meet up in taking more passengers.

On the other hand, workers who has not traveled for a long time, because of the holiday will now bring out their cars which has not been driven for a long distance and start traveling with it, and when faced with the bad road and the pressure of going on a high speed most parts of the car will begin to give way. Mostly expired tyres can blow up and cause accident

kay29000:
That's cool. What did she register for that enabled her get that?

She is a teacher in a private school. It was the proprietress of the school that did the registration.
But I'm the one that saw the information online and informed her. She was doubtful at first but I managed to convinced her to just register

They will continue to pay you for the next 5 months

My wife also got alert of 30k today.
Buhari don try

We that are not tall are complaining, now one of those that are very tall is also complaining.
What does lady really want? They should start planning how to give birth to the type of men they they would appreciate

The military should immediately declare operation chloroquine in that state

The lady calling off the marriage depend on the role the man played in the whole saga.
Why did the man not informed her before the visit, and how did the man react to the lady when the issue was brought forward?

We are to pray so that you and Co can continue to enjoy the money

Instead of you advising Nigerians who are incancerated unjustly, you are advising those criminals to approach supreme court cos you know that cabals are involve

No wonder those policemen that are guilding that councillor sister now hide their guns inside the compound and now walk outside with mufty

What are our soldier waiting before them declare python dance against them, or is operation python dance for people who doesn't fight with guns?

DesignYourLogo:
You may not agree with me, but this election is a battle of Supremecy between the dark age and light. I only fear for those who are not aware of the developments in the world today

Anyway please, I will Design a Professional Logo or Company Letterhead for your product or Company. For 2k Only

What about our country, is it battle of Darkness and darkness? I wonder how our people takes so much interest in America election and forget about our own which has sink beyond redemption