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The killer herdmen chairman is not comfortable at all

The people are not different from the government they are all ten and ten pence

agemmy113:
Pls Nairalanders, I need your advice. My boss traveled out of the country and she posted a picture on her WhatsApp status which I commented on 'what a nice pics'.

But to my surprise she is taking it up.
Pls what should I do?

Edited: I wrote Good pm ma, what a nice look.
She hasn't confronted me but she told her housegirl that I will have to explain what I mean to her when she comes back.

She dey like you secretly

Aufbauh:
Household enemies lurking around!
Pls make una allow this young man live his America dream for Allah has visited him in the form of an American woman.

I'm afraid the woman former husband may be having up to 6 different kind of gun

If there is a will on the part of the governors Wike and Dickson quarrel will not change anything, Dickson has less than a month vacate the seat

These are the kind of things they will be experiencing in Biafra Republic after it has been created.

You people should not do what will make father Mbaka to resign from the ministry.

People objecting to this amotekun have sinister motive. What is wrong with people defending their territory, is self defense not legal in the constitution?

The south-south, south-east and middle belt should immediately form their own ametokun now. The nonsense is becoming serious now

Is NEPA not better than these extortionist call discos?

With these ones not going to school I'm afraid, let me plan of how I can send my children out of this country. It may soon get to their turn to terrorize

Why is he advising them to be peaceful, he should advise them to declare Biafra during the burial ceremony.

But when she is running of time she will settle for bricklayer or lagos agbero.

The only brother I have in America has already run amok. America has climb his head

Sir, please forgive them for 777 times. As you have always been preaching

So the one with the rank of General is their Dangote

Piyke:
While some premium tire brands (Michelin, Continental) recommend changing their tires 10years from the manufacture date (provided annual inspections are conducted after the 5ft year), Car makers e.g. Mercedes-Benz and Nissan recommend replacement 6 years from manufacture date irrespective of thread wear.

The fact is, rubber expires and there are factors that can hasten tire wear e.g. Heat, under-inflation, over-inflation, hitting obstacles at speed etc. It's even worse for us in Nigeria given the poor implementation of post market validation for the varied makes of tires that have flooded our market. A lot of low quality Chinese tires. Don't get me wrong, they are good quality Chinese tires.

Bro, in Nigeria here China tires are mostly not durable. Products from Indonesia are a little better

smat101:
I Am Planing To Seriously Beat My Kid Sister 2moro Morning

What I was scared of is finally happening...
I've a lot to say but let me try to be brief...

It's been 4years+ since I last went home to see my mum and siblings. I really love my kid sister so much even more than my mum.

There is a lot to say but to cut the long story short, when I came back she had already developed breast but she is just 14 years.
Just today I talked to her about sex, boyfriends, pornography relationship, sex, everything in that area.

Recently she was using my phone for Facebook, then I asked her consent to read some of her messages which she agreed. As I was reading through she dragged the phone from my hand when I wanted to click a particular chat. I became inquisitive but respected her privacy. I then asked her to log out when she is done...

Just this night I wanted to login to my Facebook then I clicked the Facebook icon her account was still logged in... What I saw broke my heart, she was planning to send nudes to a guy and the guy was planning to have sex with her this weekend, she kept on telling him that she was afraid, but he kept on telling her he will use condom, that she should not be afraid...

My problem is that she is a minor and this guy is 27...

So this is what I plan to do, Flog her thoroughly very early tomorrow, then later talk to her again...
Then that bastard beat him up in the evening with two other guys...

I really love this girl and Want the best for her pls parents preferably how should I handle this matter .

Most of these young boys these days are cultists, if you go to beat him I hope you and your parent will not turn to fugitives when those cultists start their problem chasing you up and down?
The one that happened in my area recently, the 15yrs old girl was thoroughly bleep by the young boy. When the parent found out they quietly took their daughter home and continued their life without raising dust to avoid gun shot.
Police in my state has just told us recently that they don't have enough man power to tackle crime.

Saraki is going through deliverance

Please what is the name of this man sickness?

I'm ashame to tell people how much I earn because I look better than who earn such miserable amount.

Kylekent59:
We are our own problem un this country.

Is Christmas period a period to be wicked?

A period to skyrocket prices ?

A period to prostitute just to get money?

A period to thief, rob, pickpocket ?

Many would be condemned on the last day.

So none of the passenger could speak in one voice? No normal amount, no travel.

Nigeria is doomed.

If not for those things you mentioned above why was the day arrange for Christmas, was Jesus christ born on that day?

hisexcellency34:
I blame Jonathan for being too gentle. Can anybody try that with OBJ or IBB?

Those guys are retire military men

No wonder I did not see corolla to buy

Wicked woman. She should be in jail for a while

I expect you to use the determination you are using to look for a girl now to be use for how you can make money, immediately you start making money girls will start trouping to you then you can pick your choice

You are in order let her continue shedding her crocodile tears. You can look for a restaurant to eat until she come back to her senses. Wickedness in high places

qualityGod:
A friend of mine paid 700k for a piece of land for poultry business but the payment was made by hand not bank deposit.

The issue now is the person that received the money switch off his phone and can't be trace please how can he go about it .

The person may have or about to fly to Canada or Dubai by now

I was traveling with a friend when he became pressed and decided to use the bush to relieve himself, that was how he ran out that a snake has bitten him.
As we were contemplating on what to do a man came out of one of the villages nearby and we explained our predicament to him.

He entered the bush and came out with a plantain leave, the top soft newly grown part of the leave. He then cut the middle stuck and gave it to my friend to continue sucking it and should be swallowing the liquid.
He now went inside the bush again and came out with live tolls (those ones that look like snail but are smaller, the ones we use to play with when we were in primary school), he started using the fleshy part of the small snail (tolls) to rub the position of the bite continously.

At a time my friend wanted to vomit but he continued encouraging him to suck hard and swallow.
After about 30mins my friend became stable, we then thank him as he rejected our monetary offer.
Up till now my friend didn't bother to see a doctor despite my advice for him to do so

Don't bother to handle the situation just handle her some few times and relapse back to brother and sister again

With Ozekome behind this man he may not win the case

I can remember vividly when bubu ask Dino in the senate chamber if he Dino is still here, now he has understood the meaning of the question