₦airaland Forum

Timi1990:
Now TB Joshua don turn WAEC official . Orishirishi for this Nairaland

Why don't you forget about my comment and proffer a solution for her? Over sabi that only knows how to criticize

Go and see TB Joshua, that was how my waec result vanish but I was able to enroll again and got a better result

bercarray:
School made me know there are different types of people, there's this guy I had as a room mate in school he's once a tenant like me, so after a year he couldn't pay and he's managing at my place. this guy is in dental therapy department, this guy can borrow ur penis to f**k a girl, he no dey buy bathing soap na mine he dey use, I got tired and went home to bring one ose dudu and told him not to use it that it can't be used anyhow that I must say something b4 I use it to bath, this guy still used it saying I'm using the ose dudu to collect his glory and he wants it bk that's y he must use that soap, after a year i. moved out of that house for him. This guy ehn I'm sure he borrowed the life he is living from God, like baba God I know that is not my life with you but please borrow me lemme go n
an live it

There is this one too I live with at practical this one stingy die, he bought ludo game and kept it under his foam so as to hide it, he woke up the next day ludo don spoil I can't laff, he keep virtually everything and padlocks it, even red oil inside his bag of cloth

Just tell us that the last guy treated you like an enemy

pocohantas:
Lol, the question no bad na.

During my NYSC, my agent got me this house. I saw the man at his office and he said the agent should take me to the house.

I got there and met his wife. She just saw me and said NO WAY. When we tried to understand why, she said "the flat is no more up for rent". I left confused and embarrassed.

I got another and never saw the landlord. They said he is in the abroad.

Maybe she is afraid that you will bleep her family members

Offpoint:
I'm not saying they're not funny o, but my problems are bigger than those memes.

Are you owing your landlord 2 yrs rent

TissuePaper:
ahn ah, this is very raw and dreadful, especially your last sentence, so how much we're you making in a day after all these deductions ?

Bro, after the day stress you will be so confused that you won't even think of how much you are making. Bros, commercial driving is for people who has no skills but must do something to sustain themselves. I will advise that you look for a good transport company who has been in the business for some time and hire the bus to them for them to add to their fleet, before now some of them use to pay 100k a month to the owner and also assign driver to the bus and will also take care of the bus in terms of maintenance.

TissuePaper:
Also what exactly am I paying the touts and agberos for...i thought my business is only with the park workers?

The guys that manage the park will not come out of their office to announce for passengers to know that your bus is loading to PH, it is the touts who will continue to announce, persuade, and arrange the luggages. After the bus must have been fully loaded, luggages arranged, it is the touts that will collect the fare from the passengers and remove the park commission which the percentage is already known by all before handling the remainder to you. Before now it was 25% but I don't know the current percentage. After then the touts will demand settlement from you for all their effort they put in loading your bus. If you don't give them they will just grumble and leave you but when next you come to load they will leave you to do everything to load your bus. Mark you, you won't be able to load the bus yourself because Passengers consist of the good the bad and the ugly. Passengers are mostly afraid of the touts but they won't be afraid of you nor respect you so you may likely be beaten by one. After then when you get to the park gate before you will be allowed to pass they will give you the tickets and you will pay before leaving.
Then on your way you will encounter police and road safety and if by chance your vehicle is found to be lacking something like fire extinguisher etc or your fire extinguisher has expired without you knowing you will have to settle and the settlement is not less than 1k. And on getting to PH, let say a passenger is dropping at rumuokoro you will have to drop him inside the park and pay for discharging ticket and if you drop him outside the park and obio-akpo task force get you there your own is finished, they will take you to their secretariat after robbing you of what is in your pocket there and will make you to pay not less than 25k before your bus will be released. Bro, I'm not discouraging you but transportation business is not like the way you think.
I also dreamt of becoming a millionaire within a short time before I went into transportation but I thank God that I was able to come out alive

Guy let me put it clear to you, you are just building castle in the air. Yes, it's #1000 per persenger from Bayelsa to PH but you should understand that your bus will not be the only one on the route, when you get to the park you will see other drivers already on queue waiting to load, and for now if you manage to load one trip to PH and back you will thank your God. Moreover, immediately you load your bus in the park you are to pay commission to the park management, that is if you load #15000 you will pay not less than #3k and also pay some money to the touts that help you to shadow the bus and pay for local and state tickets before you will be allow to leave the park. If you don't pay when you return your bus will be impounded and fine paid before you will get your bus.
In conclusion, apart from the loading from the park there other busses that pick passengers along the road that also make it difficult to get enough passengers in the park. So do a thorough research and look before you leap. Thank you

SIR0:
She doesn't need to know everything. A man safeguards his home by applying wisdom. Most people want to keep their marriage, family & friends. Telling all to your wife could be so detrimental. And, never believe she would always tell you everything about herself too. Put all into dire consideration before divulging it. I may sound too harsh, but I am sure,,,,,,

the wise would understand my point.

Thank you. Marriage where the husband tell his wife everything doesn't last, and immediately your wife know how much you have you will not have peace until she spends the money to the last kobo

Just like the fraudulent election that made you a governor and presently senate president

In the case of one of my guy who was being employ by an oil company he was made to open his anus and was even ask to widen the anus for thorough inspection

It is good as you have forgiven him but don't interfere in the judgment, let the judge decide the case as he deem fit

He forgot that the whole septic tanks in the area has dislodge their shits in the water

Auxtin85:
E clear, u nor get morals

You see, I have not insulted anyone here before. You started the insult cos of an ordinary joke I made about bubu. But it's OK, I'm sorry for everything.

vicben27:
it's around #110,000 for a start. it's the same salary scale with Degree. but there is discrimination in there ranking system the only govt. body which as refuse to stop the discrimination between the two certs.

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Despite the salary of 110k they still collect bribe like rat

Almaiga:
This one don buy Market. Trust Nigerian Police, they will drain his pocket and account dry before sending him to Jail, for reckless driving.

That is if NUPEND is not interested in the case.

Flattino:
Ipobs will cry on this thread today .
Idiot pigs of biafraudd bastards terrorists

After boasting up and down they will come back and start playing the victim

Your mind is playing trick on you

Accidental discharge is not always common in the Army

correctyourself:
Not true; the number of men who drive are far higher than women, how many women drive 700km at a stretch in a day?
How many women travel 200km at night, I am sure its zero percent; Let for example 10 women drive 700km in one week you would b afraid to travel from the result you would hear.

Ask ten women to cook at the same time watch their favourite movies and see how many would forget their had food is on fire, lol.



Because women drive to work/market within 25km does not make them better driver than men.

Women and commercial drivers are the most careless drivers in Nigeria

The guy is a jew man

Why will they return to their father's house, is it their father that took their virginity?

Auxtin85:
If Nnamdi KANU is a criminal what do you call the Fulani herdsmen killing for no reason? Your lifeless president has refused to proscribe them.

They are all criminals including you and bubu

Cr7sBabe:
What do u mean

Yeye question

I'm also waiting for them to reverse my small shekels they debited last week, I have spoke to them and they said they are working on my complaint. But they should try and improve on their e-banking

So under wear na die o

raumdeuter:
What of Seriake Dickson

Dickson is far better than Okowa

It is not the Chinese fault, when they get to our police station the Africans will be locked up and the Chinese will be told to drop money for bribe and told to go and bring their lawyers

They have started changing name now, jew people

It's like more than 30% of them will be arrested in other countries doing illegal business

I hope he won't collapse if he fail the primary?