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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by tenderlaw(m): 10:52am On Jun 18, 2020
lekxaid007:
bro try eating garlic few hours before the BP test. I have a very high BP b4 reporting to NDA during my 68rc days. I started eating it early hours of the we went for the test,. and the result came back nornal. 120/70.

but your village men will run away from you o, because of the smell
If you make the person at the BP point uncomfortable with your pungent garlic smell he will just write anything he likes on your paper and send you away.
grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by tenderlaw(m): 9:01pm On Jun 15, 2020
sconp:


I don't have high BP. The reason I need that info is totally not even related to the military. If you have the info kindly provide
I think there is something inherently wrong with seeking medical advice on the Internet. What worked for Mr A may kill Mr C. Best is to just see your doctor personally.

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Health / Re: Uvwie LGA Youths Resist Burial Of Dead COVID-19 Patient by tenderlaw(m): 1:09pm On Jun 15, 2020
francis5051:
mr man respect tradition..if you don't have allow the people that have a tradition to practice it in peace
Remember Proverbs 22:28. "do not remove the landmark of the ancestors".
Why did you allow Mary Slessor to come and stop the killing of twins that our ancestors were doing? Mr Landmark
undecided undecided
Phones / Re: The Mystery Behind Fufu Been Sold As Phone by tenderlaw(m): 7:09pm On Jun 11, 2020
chanseroo:
Let's not be greedy . We must shine our eyes.

Millionaires make money. Let's make ours.


Earn $25 to sign up for free.You can also earn more to do few task.
The site is for real.It has been paying me.

Just click the link below to get started.
So you have made so much money from the link that out of your good heart you are inviting us? Show us your bank statement.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Steps Out From Private Residence To The Office -photo by tenderlaw(m): 6:34pm On Jun 08, 2020
sarrki:
PMB: out to office monday morning.
Somebody forgot to flip that calendar on the wall to June. The calendar is still showing the month of May which started on a Friday.
grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 3:28pm On Jun 05, 2020
zayyadidris:
I just saw a post of the requirements for Navy dss, and one of it states that you must have 2nd class upper result. Does this affect MBBS holders also?
No. MBBS is an unclassified degree.
Celebrities / Re: Heavily Pregnant Singer Goes Into Labour While Performing At A Concert by tenderlaw(m): 10:10pm On May 30, 2020
Wow. Watched this like 10 times. Women are trying

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Crime / Re: Man Butchers His Twin Brother In Imo During Fight Over A Girlfriend (Graphic Pix by tenderlaw(m): 8:38am On May 29, 2020
Eulalia:
What a gory sight. shocked..

How did he manage to do this to him without the brother putting up any form of resistance?
Such injuries on the hands are usually the result of resistance. Poor dude was blocking the cutlass with his hands. Good thing he did, or this could have been his neck.

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Health / Re: Heart Attack: Any Cardiologist In The House by tenderlaw(m): 11:41pm On May 27, 2020
What is really wrong with you people? Nairaland is not a hospital. They asked you to see your cardiologist and you're coming here to ask laymen questions? What is all this?
Jokes Etc / Malade Likes Fake News by tenderlaw(m): 11:54pm On May 16, 2020
Try to verify all news items. Don't just swallow hook, line and sinker.
Romance / Re: Samuel Yarling: Pre-Wedding Photos Of The Groom That Died On His Wedding Day by tenderlaw(m): 8:53am On Mar 22, 2020
Perfectdanny:


Omo its been a while so i decided to check your post and noticed you hadn't been commenting. After a little digging, i heard you were banned.

Who had the infantry to ban you?
Effrontery. You're welcome.

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Family / Re: Groom Dies On Wedding Day In Jos, Shocked Bride Lands In Hospital by tenderlaw(m): 5:54pm On Mar 21, 2020
Another victim of quacks parading as patent drug stores.
So sad.
Romance / Re: My Younger Brother Want To Marry My Wife Sister by tenderlaw(m): 7:50pm On Mar 04, 2020
Toonice:
Is it proper for my younger brother to marry my wife younger sister. Please advise is needed.

Thanks.
Bro, allow dem to go ahead. Lemme tell you a real life story.

Some years ago I attended my elder brother's wedding. I was part of the groomsmen. The bride's sister was also part of the bridal train.

Fast forward 7 years. I was attending another wedding, this time as the groom, while the sister was now the bride. Of course some people initially resisted, but they all pulled back when they saw the genuineness of the love. We've been married for 5 years now, and trust me, she's the best thing that has happened to me. Now imagine if I had allowed myself to be held back by tradition.

Don't let unfounded traditions with no real consequences deter you from the things you love to do in this life. You only have one life to live. Make the best of it.
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of February by tenderlaw(m): 5:19pm On Mar 01, 2020
Mine here.

Health / Re: Coronavirus: Someone Just Sent This To Me, Is It True by tenderlaw(m): 7:18pm On Feb 29, 2020
Fake news and stark gullibility will destroy this country.if care is not taken.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 8:39am On Feb 29, 2020
esmarcq:
Please oga tenderlaw and pijay, help needed urgent, the polo shirt the arrow is pointing at here, what type do they mean, cos there is an option for white round neck shirt below already
They mentioned both because they want you to come with both.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 4:09pm On Feb 24, 2020
Anzabur:
Can I get total cure for hepatitis so I can apply this year?
Bro, lemme just tell you plainly. Hepatitis B is curable, but once you have tested positive before, that result will never change...for life.
Now, here's d deal. Military uses just the routine test to check for hepatitis. This test will still be positive EVEN AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN CURED. The only way to check that you have actually been CURED is to do a VIRAL LOAD. This viral load test is too expensive to be used for recruitment purposes, so they don't use that.

Summary is, just treat yourself for your own sake and be cured. But for military purposes, pls just forget it.

Now I know some people will come here to try and debunk what I've said, and try to offer you false hope. You can choose to believe them, but I assure you, that will amount to building castles in the air.

All the best as you branch out, bro.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 11:33am On Feb 23, 2020
There will be no other "list". One or two other guys may get SMS to join up, but that's all for now.

As for the criticisms on the list, race is not the only thing. Many things are considered, like the vacancies for each of the branches. For instance, if A and B has 6 vacancies, it doesn't matter if you're the best in your state; if that slot is filled it is filled. Then there's interview, there's written test. All these count individually. I'm not speaking for them of course, just telling you guys how this works.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 10:04pm On Feb 22, 2020
Congrats to the successful candidates. Have a good training.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 8:22pm On Feb 20, 2020
Chemistdavy:
Boss tenderlaw, you are sighted, Sire. Boredom made me read all your pre-military posts and comments recently. Ended up liking most of the hilarious comments. Thanks for your commitment to Nairaland aspirants and thanks for your service to Nigeria.
Thanks bro.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 7:38pm On Feb 19, 2020
Kudos pijay. You're doing well.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 9:25am On Feb 17, 2020
Chemistdavy:
Boss Tenderlaw, there is no smoke without fire. There is no full stop without a sentence. Say something, Sir�
Hehehehehe. One dot is better than nothing na, bros.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 11:37pm On Feb 16, 2020
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 9:24pm On Feb 06, 2020
Pls how can I reply msgs on Nairaland without giving away my email?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 1:02pm On Jan 14, 2020
harveybeaks:
Good morning all, pls unrelated question.
Does anyone use their phone for scanning documents. If so, which app do you use? Thanks
TapScanner is also good ad simple to use. Available on Playstore.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by tenderlaw(m): 12:30pm On Jan 13, 2020
Saintdtm:

Bro, from experience they need only black suit for now. Don't carry load. U may wear ur traditional dress there , but not anytime soon.
The first rule is to obey all orders promptly. Doesn't matter what the previous experience has been. If they were asked to resume with national dress then it's in their own interest to do exactly that. Fine, they may not need it, but obey first.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by tenderlaw(m): 10:48am On Jan 13, 2020
sikowitz17:
National dress is suit nah...which one is traditional attire...is it cultural dance you want to go and do there?
National dress referred to here IS TRADITIONAL DRESS pls. They will need it there.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by tenderlaw(m): 7:58am On Jan 13, 2020
cheerokee:
Guys I made it!! grin
Congrats man.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 7:15pm On Jan 06, 2020
Total silence from these guys on screening.
grin grin grin

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Religion / I Have Not Stepped Into A Bank Since 1985-tunde Bakare by tenderlaw(m): 12:09am On Dec 30, 2019
Pastor Tunde Bakare has revealed that the last time he stepped into a banking hall for transaction purposes in 1985
The Senior Pastor of Latter Rain Ministry said the other times he had stepped into a banking hall would be either to sanctify a new branch.

Pastor Bakare said the banks had always come to his home for transactions. “I am not showing off as you will call it, I am only provoking you to charge up yourself.


“My mother was not a rich woman, but someone once told her that she would have bank accounts abroad and she laughed, but right now, she has a son that has bank accounts abroad.


“These things don’t really have anything to do with education…”

Speaking on the topic: A Healthy, Robust Heavenly Bank Account. The outspoken pastor impressed that he is qualified to speak on the topic because he is a “God’s banker.”

Pastor Bakare said: If I can run bank accounts without visiting the banks, you too can. I don’t have two heads, neither does Dangote. Paying your tithe and offering doesn’t mean you have a heavenly bank account.”


“If you think I am going to rush this sermon, you missed. I am going to go slow, after all, our president is ‘Baba Go Slow’ and I am his very good friend.


“To store up a treasure in heaven requires a different approach. Holding loosely and sharing freely and giving away heartily treasure for God’s kingdom purpose,” Bakare said.


Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/12/last-time-i-stepped-into-a-bank-was-1985-―-tunde-bakare/
Family / Re: How Do Average Nigerian Couples Have More Than 2 Children? by tenderlaw(m): 2:24pm On Dec 29, 2019
erifeoluwasimi:
That one no vex me at all. The one way vex me pass be say they will see me and tease me"madam this your boy suppose don get younger one o" and evening time they will come and be begging me for cup of rice.
One was telling me that why will I go for family planning if I am not cheating on my husband.
Nigerians women especially need reorientation
It's your fault. How did she know you're on family planning? Shouldn't that be between you ad your husband?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by tenderlaw(m): 4:16pm On Dec 27, 2019
Chemistdavy:
If I eat, would it affect my medical results negatively?
You should know your weight before now to determine whether you'll be at risk of being measured overweight if you eat or not. But whatever the case, those who are going should try and avoid meat until AFTER your samples have been taken. Drink enough water to reduce issues with your urine.

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