Sassha:
Tinubu is not smart as we thought.

That you even thought he was smart in the first place, says a lot about your own IQ.

Evolutionism:


Empty blvck skull.

Na wetin dem sabi pass be this.

Their mates arcross the Globe are breaking grounds with series of new Inventions and new Innovations by making the world a better and easy place to live.

But here we have an empty blvck skull showing off nonsense and rubbish after doing some frauds and stealing money meant for other people.

His mates across the globe are also fvcking other men. How about that?

All these fake sob-stories on Nairaland need to stop. You guys are a cartel...one account will post and others will like the post. Who are you fooling?

Where is your baby daddy? Where are your parents? Where are your brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts? Do people ever fall for these fake stories anymore?

IamdbuII:
Due to the fact that I want to focus on my music career, I decided to cut off relationships and as body no be firewood and I no dey carry hook up and since I love to be alone and focus all I do when konji comes is to jgiribolibilibilibili


But my career has not been moving at all and am confused because I have beautiful songs just see the one below



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnKbGUIe--c

AirForce, is that you?

Nature02:
Please if anybody can help me with a little money to cook something to eat I will be very happy. Pls to feed is a verg big problem for my family please no matter how little, it will go a long way. Have not eaten any thing since yesterday morning pls. My father is retired and my mom is late. I'm a single mom with my own son to feed, the small money that I make have used it to cater for my dad illness and pay our houserent but his health is getting worse. We can't even eat or buy water to drink anymore. Pls if you are reading this message kindly come to our aid pls, no matter how small it will help a long way pls. Almighty God meet you at the point of your needs as you have shown us mercy, amen.

Acct num:

318747

8996

Faithh
First Bank

This is becoming annoying. This online begging has to stop. You're a single mum, so what? There are many mums out there doing different jobs to cater for their children. Funny enough you just registered this account today with the sole aim of online begging. Where is the Father of your child?

stopthecycle:
So my elder brother just got married to the Love of his Life. I got to know his wife's family about two months before they got married. The lady has a younger sister who is super attractive, intelligent and nice. We've been talking for a long time and got close and we really like each other.

But I feel we are doing something wrong. Is it okay to date my Sister in law? Some people keep telling g me it's a taboo. I need advice...

Dude, I married under the same circumstances, and we now have beautiful kids. There's no taboo there, just human imposed restrictions. Go for what you want, or remain in regret forever.

Weak-ass men wherever you turn these days. This emotional blackmail of threatening suicide for every small pressure on Nairaland has to stop. You're not the only one with family problems. Nobody forced you to marry. Your rent issue is the result of DECISIONS that YOU TOOK. Nobody but yourself deserves any blame for that.

To avoid stories that touch, I mostly use Jumia just as a market survey to know the price range and specs of what I want to buy. After that, I carry my cash to the market myself and buy what I want.

I ordered 360° phone cover at a high cost. Jumia decided to send me an ordinary plastic screen guard and phone pouch. Several mails to them were unsuccessful.
I was so disappointed.

IamDora:



The only thing that runs through the mind of an average poor Nigerian man - Sex

I know the guy you quoted is a buffoon for saying that...but pls show us your account balance before you call anybody broke.

BeardedmeatR:
Was your mother healed?

Nope. She still died.

See the number of fire extinguishers that were brought from all angles to quench that blaze. Now ask yourself what would have happened if that was Nigeria.

Niggahs always using emotions to look at issues. How is this man a comedian? What's so funny about stvpidly calling out random alphabets in the name of spelling? Any mad man on the street can do that. This Mr Spellz has no iota of talent. Spelling like an imbeclle is NOT talent. Nigerians got tired of the charade, that's all.

Trust me, I have heard a lot of strange things in this country but this has got to be one of the craziest. How can you swallow someone's finger? Bomboclat!!

KAM3KAZI:
I think I know the real reason why he got that plaque
Two words, 'PIPE GAME'

Is that why you opened your boobs like that on your profile? To attract the scum?

FalseOracle50:
My God shall perfect everything that concerns you in Jesus name

God should perfect the fact that he is cohabiting with someone's daughter? What god do you serve? Definitely not mine.

Don't turn around and marry her sha. I don't trust any of those guys.

Congrats to the successful candidates

Leemans:
"Call me so that I can register this slot for you in nigeria �� navy this is direct entry be fast so you can be among the people that will go for slot training ok" this is the exact message i received, number showing "Nigerian Navy VIRC". please i need advice!

You are about to be scammed. Cease and desist!

mufasasa:
biko, did you hear anything? The silence is deafening.

It's the calm before the storm.

Sigala:
Our senior men, @pijay @tenderlaw, no update about list this year, it's been really quiet down here

Sigala:
Abeg, out of context question, the senior men that will be retired cos of the new COAS, will it include his course mates

Nope.

esmarcq:
what app is this oga tenderlaw

Adidas running app on playstore. Shared the stats for d day to my WhatsApp status.

TheWizPhoenix:


Omo, see ehn I've been trying the 3km race for the past few weeks but I have managed to beat the 20mins timing only once. The rest of the time I'm burned out after the first 2km, on Tuesday I had a mild sprain on my ankle sef.

I know that the army does not give a damn, but some of us are just regular guys that have not even done any strenuous activity in ages. Just saw someone on my Twitter TL do 11.35km in 1hr 24mins and I'm in awe, because if I try am it will only end in tears.

For the senior men, pls if you have any tips on how to properly prepare for the physical training it would be highly appreciated. Thanks in advance

Las Las "Victory is from God alone"

Nothing is impossible if you decide to pursue it.

All d these to you guys.

DamonSalvatore:
good evening sir... Onward together...

I greet you sir

Generalwoodz:
Brother, I need this money.

Me and my babe haven't eaten

Not like we don't really have anything to eat. Tuwo and dried okra soup since Monday deserve a change a little

But since tomorrow is Christmas we would like to eat chicken and rice.

Not like we won't eat chicken and rice, neighbors fit bring .....

But, what if my neighbors fucck up and forget to reason my end ?

Na double wahala... What this means is that tomorrow might go down in my diary as a meatless(meat Free) and riceless(rice free) Xmas..

Pls, edakun anything for Xmas would be gratefully appreciated

Send your babe back to her father's house. If you insist on keeping her like a married man then be ready to carry a married man's cross instead of coming here with a begging plate.

Pierocash:
There is no particular percentage that can be used,it depends on how much you earn.

Someone earning 100k can decide to use 25% of his earning. But someone earning 1m cannot use 25%,that is too much for feeding. What of someone earning 30k ,will 25% feed him a month?

It all depends on how much you earn. One person 5% for feeding can be too much for feeding,while another person's 50% can't even feed him for a week.

You are assuming that someone who earns 1M every month will be eating the same stone rice as someone who earns 100K. As income increases, so does taste. They may both end up spending the same percentage on feeding.

DamonSalvatore:
because I'm a poor dude contemplating suicide.. You can go through my posts to confirm

Medicals were released today. As usual, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. Always endeavour to check yourself before going for these screening. Correct those things that can be corrected. All d best.