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swiz123:
Take the plasters off or idonbilivit

Deadrat has taught me that scammers can go to any length to achieve their aim.

Nlanders should forgive me for being skeptical about this picture

What relevance will your verification do...am so sure u have no kobo to offer if eventually true... If u have any meaningful contribution to make which I doubt, check d link, am sure u will gather more info and not making reference to a recent occurrence that has no negative impact on u...

That is what democracy has bn reduced to

I need a simens SLI convex or linear probe..do u have it

Next thing Iran will hear is OPEC sanctions and boom Brent crude oil hits $100pb.

V=f landa

A practical example of "Not compromising standard"

SEYILIGHT:
I have a girlfriend or should I say I think I have a girlfriend, she's a student of one of the universities in the south south region. The problem now is, she's still in touch with her ex...

The guy is a native of the town in which their school is located, the guy is an alumnus of the school. She told me they are just friends now and that they are only close. The problem now is that she sleeps in his house(though she claims the guy is staying with his cousin). Lest I forget, she has slept with him several times: twice before they started dating and numerous times when they started dating.


She's denying me sex now because she thinks it is a sin, what do you suggest nairalanders?

If I advice u, there is a huge tendency u won't buy the advice. Write this somewhere in your Jotter; "U CANT LOVE AND BE WISE AT THE SAME TIME"
Oga they are both dating and u are just a passer by

It should be a plus for this government as the current budget was put together with a lower crude oil price. There could be surplus budget and even considering the fact that Iran nuclear weapon got a US disapproval.

ShyCypher:
Oga drop the screenshot or shut up!

Stop postin' fake stories on nairaland.

You sound like someone who's pained because a seminarian collected the girl you've been crushin' on & fantasizin' about & you want to get back at him by blackmailin' him.

Apologies pls; U blv a seminarian snatched his gf and he is now so pained but u didn't blv the chat. Will he kill himself just because he wants to show U a chat pix?
Give him time na

This country is a very funny one.

Pls op, there is one poster up there @lala something something, kindly disregard her opinion. Posters like that will give bias judgement if u had not deemed it fit to air your own side of the mata. And again, this is a faceless forum no one knows your identity!
Back to the mata;
After careful check on both side, I can tell I that she doesn't want u anymore. No point flogging a dead horse. She wants MARRIAGE at all cost. As a matter of fact, She is ready to marry a MONKEY if he proposes.
I once had a ln ex like that..she was really into marriage marriage and marriage which I wasn't financially prepared for. She left for another guy. My finance picked up immediately she left..in short, a job I applied for using her fone hired me...I was made to understand that she left that rich guy wen she realized that he has a baby mama somewhere.
If u ultimately think she can change, oh well u may choose to reconsider her and make necessary amends

Magodo seems nice and quiet..I love quietness and serenity. I will pick magodo.

Parenting inadequacy!!! There are several salient but very deadly things parents ignore.. Tell tale signs of agonizing event that could have bn easily avoided with a stern decision or even spankings. For instance, brothers quarreling with each other day in day out and a parent takes the side of one child almost all of the time could send a wrong message. I have two nephews whose age different is just 2 years..almost same height. They quarrel every now and then and my momsy tagged the younger one a devil due to his deliquescent nature. But at night, they hug each other while sleeping and always sit together. I told mumsy that her method is wrong. What I do to me; wen Eva they quarrel, they most settle it immediately else I flog both the victor and the vilian. I force them to write apology letter to each other and shake themselves..I put them on emergency fasting wen they quarrel and make both them write long " I will not fight again" assignment.. Now they know the consequence on quarrel on both of them.. They settle mata before bringing it to me..they will be 8 and 10 years this year..

Parents should endeavor to pay attention on kids..no mata how small the mata is..

Swargu:
Hello nairalanders, i have been having this difficulty when it comes to job search.
I am a graduate with 2.1 in a science related course and have knowledge of web/graphics design, data analysis, database management and a handful of other IT skills, you see the problem is i do apply for IT related jobs but don't get feedbacks, even if its a rejection mail, where am i getting it wrong?.
I send my CV in pdf format with the body (Dear sir/madam attached below is a copy of my CV, kindly review, Thank you.
What am i missing?
Thanks.
Thank you.

Try checking the following;

Your spam folder
Check if the number on your CV is very available
Try checking if u had previously activated DND( do not disturb) on your line
Check the locations you are sending your CV to and the location/ address on your CV. If u live on the mainland and bulk of your application is on the island it could affect your application cos someone that lives at obalende and ajah will be considered first for a job position at Lekki, vi and ikoyi before most applicants on the mainland.
If u have anyone around the island, u can use the person's address when applying for job around there and use your real add wen applying for jobs on the mainland.
Try that and let's see the outcome in a month..
Shalom

Ishilove:
Lagos is unbelievably dirty and chaotic now. Ambode is a disaster

Aunty Lagos has bn dirty and chaotic even before Ambode emerged governor. There is thoughtlessness sprinkled all over your "Ambode is a disaster" anthem Moreover it is not in unison with the topic of discussion!

nijaomegacode:
Depressive moments? This I don't understand. I will man up sire. I thought a little trick will help me get close to her but it's obvious she know what I'm up to right from my first move.

Depressive moments in the sense that today u would be happy she gave a good vibe then next thing she remembers her examination and sees boyfriend as a distraction then she gives u a cold treatment. Or her pastor delivered a hot and strong sermon about eternity and boom, she good so touched and engrossed and then sees u as a devil incarnate . But when u step up your game and act more of a mentor to her than a boyfriend, chances of those moods could be reduced..
All d best bro.

Op, although your parents are being protective and simply doing there own part as parent but they are overdoing it. What faith are you cos some parents have strong pastoral background and they don't take issues like this likely. Having said that, U need to exhibit some stubbornness but do it without confrontation. Some points are been driven on parents the hard way. And you can pick up learning something maybe Event and decoration, Software programing, Cake baking etc so as to split your time at home...
Pls note that at your age, the societal demands includes primarily something doing on daily basis like a job or something, marital bond or plans.
Wishing u all d best

Op she is 18yrs meaning she is under the strict supervision of her parents . U should be glad the mom was modest in her approach. Some mum could even embarrass u. Having said that, the girls mind in naive and if u plan to continue nursing your love, be prepared for all sort of depressive moments. Best is just be friends with her..and pls stop DAT borrow me this borrow me that formula.. Step up and act elderly and maturely about bn friends with her..

Op although u have acted gallantly foolish all this while but pls use all d method to retrieve your phone back..it will eventually lighten some anger.. Some ladies are out der preying on mumu guys( Apologies) like u in exchange of nothing. How did u feel wen she went incommunicado immediately after she got the phone. That is a tip of the iceberg compared to what she will tell people about u..An unrepentant maga..mumu of the federal republic, she could have even saved ur name with maybe; Daniel mumu, Disturber, olori buriku, Don't pick, Fool, etc..I blv u will fashion out a way to get your phone back.. All d best..

Mynd44:
So Baba Ijebu's son is just remembering that he wants to be governor and since he has been in office, he is just remembering that he needs to be in the good books of the people to get their votes.

Funny people everywhere

I don't agree with u. That man has a media shy personality. Go to his constituency and see what he has done even before he was elected into the house. There was a time he wanted to tarr a particular road at iperu before he became a member of the house, he was denied that by the incumbent govt. U can confirm that..

@ naijagypsy, the wife is alive and she is in the best position to express this level of character assassination on her husband. If u are the type that thinks outside the box, common sense should have told u that the possibilities of the couple coming back together and even stronger cannot be ruled out.Hence, the irrelevance of this option. How do u want to feel if his wive and kids stumbles on this thread one day? You have out of the blue become the Judge and the jury of a MARRIAGE DISCORD. #bad#

Abroad1987:
Pls friends.. I seriously need ur advice n don't insult or criticize me.. I am into this at the moment... I met Dis guy in school way back 2012 ..we dated till I 2015 we went for service year.. I love him so much dat I cudnt cheat on him.. we separated in service year Dats year 2015..yl dating him back in school I aborted twice for him..he called me a bad egg n dats lead to our quarrel n we separated.. from 2015 till 2018 I cudnt love or date or stay in any relationship cs I was so much in love dat I cudnt give anybody a chance.. my friends later advices me dat sins I love him dis much y can't I just drop my ego den go back to him.. I called him.. we spoke for weeks n he agreed for us to come back together.. I traveled to meet him.. I was so happy I ad him back cs he said he just broke his last relationship.. we were both happy... we had sex n boom I am pregnant.. I called him.. he said we wud kip d baby n now he is saying I shud go flush it.. Dis is d third one.. I can't abort.. he said two other girls are pregnant for him at the moment too ..he told me it is left to me if I wana kip d baby cs I won't find him by dem.. he said he is not coming to see my parent either n he is not ready for any marriage... Pls nairalanders I need ur advice

U have not learnt any lesson even after life presented u with an opportunity to do so and even twice..Trust me, u are dating a potential irresponsible father. Write it down somewhere today, that guy irrespective of whom he settles down with, its going to be a sore one as he is not ready to take responsibilities which is a core ingredient of marriage. Having said that, abortion seems to be d only method to save u anything u feel is as stake if u leave the baby.. Now if u want to abort, pls kindly visit any Diagnostics centre and ask do have a pelvic ultrasound scan, obstetrics Uss as these test will reveal d situation of your internal reproductive environment.. U could have developed a very tender uterine tube etc as a result of your previous abortions.. Also ask a doc to evaluate your chances if u go ahead...

Lastly, keep away from that guy.. He will make your life a miserable one if u don't stay far away from him..

Over and out!!!

Teebrainy:
Plot 14A, Adewale Kolawole St,
Off TF Kuboye Rd, Lekki 1, Lagos, Nigeria
.
Please how do I get to the above address from Obalende

From obalende enter Lekki Ajah, alight at phase one..cross to the other side, enter bike going to Adewale kolawole street...

This period appears to be an era of millions. Miracle started with #45m, Chioma with 45m Porsche, tonto with #5m from an unknown depositor... Na me go be next....

I think the government should do something about this..Awareness in campuses should be intensified on how unwanted babies can be catered for by Government organizations.

An elderly man once gave a testimony for under 23 Nigeria team winning tru penalty shootout..

I just deh nod my head that day.

Adesolomon2014:
Lolz.
Wic kinda person u sef be?
Wish to see dat nigga called chicken, i will be like "Are u the said chicken?"

Lol...

I went for an interview some years ago. While we were through, we exchanged numbers and one particular man's name is Mr Saturday.

Another one is actually a nick name. I visited a football field in the neighborhood on a Saturday to keep fit. Suddenly I heard guys calling a particular player to pass the ball. I heard; chicken chicken pass..pass chicken.. Chicken pass..I was so annoyed at y a fellow human will call his other human the name of an animal and a domestic aves species at that. Wen it was my turn to play and I was one on one with the said "chicken" guy. Oh my oh my..the guy looks so much like a chicken really and I couldn't but hail the people that came up with such name..

unknownsolja:
this same white head mumu cultist supported an old buhari

Soyinka's submission during d last election is as a result of human natural instinct of self assessment, accurate or misconceived. I think he could have erred completely if he still drums the beat of support for PMB.

Soyinka like several other Nigerians during d last election rolled on the weakness of GEJ. Who wants a weak leader as a president? Unfortunately however, there emerged a PMB who can hardly tell d difference btw his right shoe and his left one and has become a pain in the eye of every Nigerian.

Tracypacy:
Urgently needed,an HR and Office Administrator with at least 5 yrs experience. The role encompasses hr, admin and backend marketing functions. The role is urgent. Pls send CVs to aoluwarotimi@tatcafrica.com

Kindly note that this position currently doesn't exist. The management will post position if there is a need for it..thanks.

iAudio:
Why did lekki just claim they did that report themselves or is the Punch reporter a blogger?

Your opinion mirrors mine..the report I read was largely claimed by Lekki gist or what av u...The tone of the report made them look like the parent owner of the news