₦airaland Forum

AllBlack:
unfortunately, there is NOTHING like ONE DAY on the calendar.

Nigeria flag should be flying at HALF MAST right now but hey... who cares as long as a politician's daughter is not among the kidnapped girls.

how do you mean flying at half mast?

Silentgroper:
Sounds very similar to this current one ..

This one no dey ever allow cuddles but I dey cuddle by force Sha , also puts my hands in her goodies sometimes make I for no lose out now .. All this smallie be doing too much lately...


On the flip side, I made sure my funds no dey pass 1k Sha..

I no know why the weyrey dey mislead me dey call me fine boy..

😂😂😂😂😂

SenecaTheYonger:
You’re playing with your life talking like that. I can assure you that I’ve become more hateful towards women ever since these whole feminist movement became mainstream. Cause the only thing yall do is blame all men for being grapist and misgonistic.

I went from fearing and respecting women to hating their entire being.

very cold serpentine creatures.

Goldrosewine:
22 and studying hard at my University. Sorry I don't want distractions that comes with a relationship. And I'll appreciate a more respectful commentary next time🙌.

GoldRose 🍷

wetin be this?

Which kind wahala be this?

Canada2021:
Hi Nairalanders,

I am a Nigerian based in the US. I grew up in one of the southern states in Nigeria. I met my fiancee who is based in Nigeria, Lagos to be precised. I came down to Nigeria for the introduction and we intend to do a small bride price payment due to the type of relocation path I want to use to bring her to the US which doesn’t require us to be legally married or even traditionally married.

Due to the nature of the visa type which I want to use to bring my wife to the US, I suggested to my fiancee and her family to do the bride price and a small igbankwu ceremony in Lagos where her parents reside. I also pleaded to them that i was ready to pay any fine from their village (Anambra State). The visa path is the K1 visa route which requires that we are not married even traditionally but I decided to do this to show my commitment to her parents. I believe if it is done in her father’s house in Lagos, it will be easy to manage the crowd in Lagos better than in her village where people my secretly take pictures and post those pictures and result in her visa disqualification.

Another reason why I suggested we do all of this in her fathers house in Lagos was because of the insecurity in the eastern part as I do not want to be liable for anybody’s death or kidnap in the event that this happens because they are coming to celebrate with me.

Sadly, her parents have refused to bulge as they are insisting that this must be done in the east. I am really worried and confused on what to do

bro comot body. Na the sign say them no dey reasonable be that. Go find another girl.

Arthurnna:
And we are still calling them Bandits,right? It's alright,let's continue stupiding together..

very disgusting

Gotocourt:
Tinubu is yet to address the nation and Sultan is yet to condemn the attack. They are all complicit 📌💯

it's a pity that people still believe the man is their saviour and continue to praise him to high heavens

Meedon:
One day those bandits will start visiting the cities

That's the thing. God will protect us all. Our leaders are soul-less.

buygala:
And he had to post it online


GenZ Pharisee

atleast he did something to save the woman. What did you do ?

Nigerians don see 99. No worry. Fxvk mental health.

justyhere:
Please I need your advice. I am getting married, my fiance asked me to borrow his sister my bone straight and a dress and I refused, is this not a red flag? His sister wanted to wear it for a wedding. He didn’t buy it for me. He’s now really upset and has refused to talk to me for 3 days now. Our wedding is in 4 months and I am contemplating getting out of such a relationship. Please advice

😡 make Una two getat abeg.

Richsteemit:
I no dey loose guard finish, but let me self enjoy this love small..

Thank God say you still dey aware.

Richsteemit:
https://www.nairaland.com/8520119/should-put-more-effort

This was my last post were I was complaining about a girl ghosting me, I moved on shaa after advice from nairalands.. luckily I got another one on Facebook last 3 weeks, I collected her number the rest history.. Omo I don love this girl kpaa, this girl just dey burst my brain.. love sweet like werey!!! My head won burst I pray it last well!!! Since yesterday I just dey blush and happy.. uno tell me say na like this love sweet reach..

Single people keep off

Lol. Abeg update us when everywhere don blur, okay?

CodeTemplarr:
....but amnesty for islamic terrorists.

it's crazy

dorispray:
Some above asked you a question which you didn't respond to. I'm asking again

Where exactly is the job location in Lagos?
Kindly be specific.

Omo na GNLD

helinues:
Good. We are focusing about the positive news from Nigeria not the other news that elevate the bitter people of Nigeria

Ahead ahead Nigeria

How do you sleep at night knowing that you support evil?

Nostalemate:
The last one got me thinking out of the box...why is the degree called barchelors yet females get it.

Not entirely.


Shout-out to all chess players on Nairaland earning via the game online.

bro...how can I learn to play chess and earn

Na engagement dawan dey find.

Brendaniel:
It's an ideology, to such people achieving tribal supremacy is more important than having good leadership and a good economy, I won't lie to you, Yorubas made me give up on the unity of Nigeria, take a look at it, is this how we are going to be running a country and expect it to grow the way it should, we are talking about possibly millions of people from that man's region who also reason like him then you combine that with the Islamic north who are doing theirs with Islam, the result is the Nigeria you have today since 2015...

And looking at it, they are not ready to start making changes, they are even intensifying their efforts on it( tribal and religious supremacy)

bro I'm super tired of all these nonsense. I'm tired. Worst is, they don't want to have a sober reflection. Where are we headed when we continue in that direction?

Imagine him opening his smelly mouth saying he blames himself for buying beans 200#. I felt like slapping the man there and then. A fifty plus year old that refuses to have sense in his lifetime. I also told him the little boy seated close to him bought beans of 200#. He should stop making a fool of himself. Nigeria is such a sad case.

Funny enough, this same man would still campaign for tinubu come 2027. I can bet my life. A fool at forty is a fool forever. This one is a fool at fifty.

One staunch Tinubu and ApC supporter that always goes around collecting PVCs from market women and giving them peanuts to use their voter's card for votes, came to buy beans 200# from my aunt yesterday and was lamenting that it was too small. At the same time there was a little boy child eating that same amount of beans seated right next to him.

Since his complaints was getting too much and irritating to me, I countered, were you expecting beans of 200# to satisfy you? h
How much was a cup of beans when GEJ was still in office and how much is it now? Back then 500# would get you beans and bread with change sufficient enough to buy food another time. I asked him how much was spaghetti when buhari and GEJ were in office ..

how much is sardines now? Do you know the last time I bought one? I told him to quit complaining that he was among those who brought this plague upon us. And I was more than happy to see that it's also affecting him. His name is brother Latti. One of the most ignorant persons I've ever come across. I told him when 2027 comes they should go ahead and vote Tinubu in again.

I almost laid curses on him. This same person cannot even afford to buy broom to sweep his almost empty shop. He has to come borrow from my aunt. He thought because they were neighbours she would pack beans for him. I'm not mocking him, but since I know this guy, he's shop is never filled with goods. When they share bags of rice to APC miscreants he's always collecting and never shares with my aunt but was expecting her to fill his plate with 200# beans. God have mercy. I spit on some people of a certain tribe.

Err ..ok welcome back

NOETHNICITY:
So in order words, Tinubu should leave Ekweremadu to continue to languish in UK prison?

who put am there?

Verbtips:
u wey dey talk hand the pain u,the boy don do the one e sabi do

Lol. Wetin I suppose use this commentary do?