₦airaland Forum

maiunguwar:
I once witnessed a bike accident involving students of a university, surprisingly for me, fellow university students were only interested in taking pictures, none of them volunteered to assist the victims or take them to a hospital.

sonofthunder:
There's a big chance that bigger Mumu men will step in to assist.

Lalami3232:
I miss the good old days. This was the period were 99% of boys would graduate from secondary school as virgins and 95% of girls will also graduate as virgins. Unlike now wey be say na about 14% dey graduate as virgins from secondary school. If you doubt me, ask your babe.
This was also a time where 99% of DNA test dey positive because most men married virgins(fresh) women unlike now wey over 50% na negative because most people are forced to manage leftovers as partners.
This was a time when money get value and children had morals unlike now wey nudity and and toxicity don spoil the world.
This was a time when people dey go village go marry because we had good babes over there, unlike now wey single mothers full village pass city. Abeg the list too plenty jare!!!

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test

Double0h7:
The second hand embarrassment is killing me! Stop being a pick me! Learn self respect but you won’t listen.

We4all:
Lol.. If you ever marry a woman in her 40s, you want a woman who is high quality. The question is, are you high quality enough for her to find you desirable? You don't need her money, but looking for someone at the peak of her career. In other words, you are looking for a woman who will stand as the perfect guarantor if you ever need a loan from a bank.

The honest truth is, no woman in her 40s who is at the peak of her career would want to settle for less. So, don't think so highly of yourself to think you are the prize. Go for your 20 year olds and widows with hundreds of body counts, and let single old cargos live in peace. If only you know what most widows do in the dark...

We4all:
I guess you meant to type sophisticated ideologies, which explains why you always notice my post, but pained that I am not like you lot of ba..nd..wa..gons with ba...ck..wa..rd men..ta..lity. And to that [/antispam bot] always banning my post, just take your time.

Caaz:
Very cheap....down south here,10k nor buy that yam.

Meanwhile these were mine i harvested from my sack plant

We4all:
You clearly don't know the meaning of the bolded word.

We4all:
I don't see any reason why a lady should be celebrating her marriage as if it were one of life's achievement. It was clearly stated at the begining of time that marriage is for companionship, so it is only d..i..c..k heads that would mock a lady for getting married even at 60. If a 43 year old lady is too old for marriage, then tell your dads to dovorce your 60 year old moms because they are too old to stay married.

TimeManager:
If you can't understand why Governors, lawmakers are decamping and tilting towards Mr President, have you asked yourself why industry players like Onyema, Dangote, Elumelu, Otedola and co are heaping praise on Mr President?. This is the first time we have a President who is giving private investors a sense of belonging and repositioning the sector for greater maximization. A president that is helping local investors acquire the offshore assets of international oil companies thereby expanding their horizons. The first time ever we are having first indigenous export terminal. How do I forget Authur Eze who is now the biggest Tinubu supporter in the Southeast, prior to 2023, he wasn't even a Tinubu fan.

Frankly speaking, the poor masses are the problems of themselves, you see the likes of Dangote, Onyema, BUA, trying to bring down the price of their products but each time prices of foods crashed a little, farmers would start to lament, they fight back every efforts of the Government to bring down food prices just for them to keep exploiting the masses and smiling to the bank.

-Kiss the truth!

Fenrir:
No thanks

KennethIbe59:
Good day kings in the house

Please I need your take on this
There’s this girl I met — she just relocated from Abuja to Lagos. She’s the sister to my senior man’s wife.

I’ve been very close to their family before I relocated to another area, but I still visit them often. My senior man’s wife likes me a lot.

So, one day when I visited them, I met this girl and collected her number. I’m 35, and she just turned 27.

She was actually the first to chat me up, and we started vibing well. Most times, she’s the one who initiates our chats.

I’ve visited her at her workplace before; we’ve kissed twice on different occasions. She has even sent me money for food twice. I’ve never given her money before — I only spend a little when we hang out for drinks.

Last Sunday was her birthday. I went to see her, called her on the phone, and she came out without telling her sister where she was going. I took her to a bar, and we lodged for about an hour — we had sex.

While we were at the bar, her sister kept calling her several times, but she didn’t pick up.

After everything, I escorted her back home and even spent some time with her sister’s husband at a nearby bar before heading back to my place.

I didn’t call her that night. The next morning, I called — but she didn’t pick, which is unlike her because she always calls me “back” whenever she misses my call.

Since then, I haven’t called her again.

Also I bought her body spray as a gift for her birthday

What do you think I should do, kings?

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Fenrir:
Thanks, rarity has more value thats probably so easy for us here and we are a global minority which makes us ruling the world more impressive

simpleseyi:
Yes, they did the same thing in your region between 1967 and 1970 when you picked up arms against the Federal Republic, the trauma has passed from generation to generation so you cannot get over it. Next time, don’t go and fight who pass you

Originalsly:
You don't even know you are one of the ignorant people. In which countries is it a crime to insult public officials? ...the US?....Canada? ...India?..the UK? ... Germany? ...South Africa? Back up what you're saying. If Nigeria is the only country in the world where one can insult public officials then Nigeria is the only democratic country. Didn't Kanu incite recklessly?...where is he now? And what law in other countries would be broken by printing a slogan on one's clothing? Enlighten us ...take us out of our ignorance.

@ topic ... Change begins with protests. China changed because of protests.... US war against Vietnam ended because of protests... and there are ongoing mass protests against the US support of Israel's genocide of the Palestinians. Nigeria needs to wake up and get with the programme for change will never come without protests except by coup.

FreeStuffsNG:
Three of the accused appeared in court on Monday before a presiding judge in the capital, Rabat, charged with incitement to commit felonies and insulting an official body after they printed activist slogans on Morocco’s soccer team jerseys, their attorneys told The Associated Press. They could face up to five years in prison if convicted.

5 years in jail!

They got carried away with the recklessness on social media and ignored wise counsel that you can protest without breaking the law. Smh.

For many ignorant people who think that anyone can incite recklessly and insult/threaten public officials anywhere else apart from Nigeria, I have got news for you. No country in the world will accept it!

brain54:
The kind game wey dey almost use burst your backyard with 2h and indomie...?


No worry hand go still touch you. You go learn the hard way!

Elementofficial:
Most times I marvel at those who tag most stories posted here as fiction
It’s a every wicked world bruh
If u are yet to witness one then don’t call it fiction becos someone has had the experience
I’m a victim but by his special grace I cud have died in the hands of the woman I loved so very much
I still bear the emotional and psychological scars anyway and I’m healing gradually
It cud have been worst if I hadn’t exercised restraint and threaded softly after discovering the truth
I pray one day I wud find someone who loves me genuinely
Guess who is at the receiving end?
She!
She don suffer wella and all her colleagues in wickedness

Elementofficial:
You are a lucky man to have found out what is happening this early but if u waste time u are gonna pay for it dearly
I pray u don’t end up paying with ur own life

I was with one for over 9 years
No kid
We still got married cos I loved her so much
She forced me into court marriage
I signed the paper
After four years of marriage,
I decided to put one of her phones on automatic call recording after I suspected some funny moves
Lo and behold,
Aged long evidences of infidelity, diversion of business funds in millions to her people, conspiracy to kpai me tru diabolical means plus a whole lot of other dark secrets came to the surface

I didn’t let her know becos she could have ended me immediately
I asked her to go home n meet her parents for a visit and the rest is history
Women are more wicked than men
They can deal with u without any iota of mercy
U shud have moved silently
However since u didn’t think twice before taking any action u can still save urself from further depression by securing ur property first while pushing her away in the most simple way

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, Namaster is not a devil ooooooooo, he actually gives BRUTAL & NON-COMPROMISING advice ooooooooo mucheche Hahaha , l heard that TINUBU is preparing to announce Namaster as the Minister of Family , Bachelor, Spinster's affairs, Namaster will likely resume on the 15 th of November 2025 to help APC government to Flog shege on those causing problems in different marriages in Nigeria 😂

Ojagun:
Men: "E no fit happen to me.No woman fit mumu me...Lai lai!"

When woman begin mumu you eh! E dey always be like film trick

AngelicBeing:
cc: Namaster , Abeg come offer your BRUTAL ADVICE to these guy ooooooooo

Hassanmaye:
You can quote me let's continue from where you guys stop

SpaceX:
All the people above me block me, I can't see anything, just folded comments.


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Naptu2 block me, meanwhile I'm a huge fan of his work buy he blocked me.