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thrillionaire:
To compliment woman donnturn bad thing? Her number dey there and if I want communication it's easy.
Take your jobless self outta here ogbeni

if to say you get small sense you for understand me. The fact say me wey no send her papa nai she respond to. Oya collect her number text her na. Dodoyo

DeclanR:
Imagine if this lady was your girlfriend:

1. She's aged 28
2 A single mother whose baby is 6yrs of age
3. Her parents are divorced and have moved on with their lives afterwards. The man is remarried and same with the woman.
4. She wears legchain, Nose ring and waist beads.
5. Partially beautiful, but not educated enough. She first lied she had an ND until I began to probe into her claim and noticed she didn't go beyond secondary education. Her attitude and behaviour made me doubt her claim in the first place. You're chatting in proper English and she's replying with Pidgin all through.
6. Lies a lot. Even about the simplest things. Needless lies. with no other alternative, she came up with another story, claiming that she did family planning. And she was suffering from the impact of same family planning, reason for her health situation at the time. How can a single lady be doing family planning?
I asked if she was a hookup girl. She denied. She did the family planning because of her ex she refused. After her refusal to pick, I wanted to see who the caller was as the phone was ringing, but she didn't allow me. I didn't want to drag with her, so I kept my cool.
8. The first day I asked her out, I got home, we began chatting, and she started telling me that she was Hungry. Ah!
I wanted to cut her off immediately, but I decided not to. Since then, it's being one complain or the other. I do all I can for her, not because of anything, but for humanity sakes. However, I must meet the needs of my loved ones and close male friends before I can meet hers. I've only had sex with her once(Three rounds) and since then, I've just being indifferent towards her.
9. She doesn't take corrections at all.
10. One more thing she does that breaks me is her constant plea for help on her WhatsApp status. For instance, she will post a picture of a gown on her status and say "Babe pls buy this for me"

Again, she will write, "Christmas dey come and my babe never ask me wetin I want for Christmas. Babe Naso" ?

So many of such. But I wouldn't reply to her status after viewing. She will then msg me directly and ask for those things.

11. Her mum remarried and she's in another State with the husband. Yesterday, she called me asking me for some money to send to her mum to buy drugs. I was shocked. Where is her husband?
I didn't have and I told her straight up. Before she Made this request, earlier same day, she had told me she would be going to the market to buy a few things for herself. I said ok. Later she came up with the request of 10k to send to her mum for drugs. Sincerely I didn't have to give her, if I had, I would gladly help. After all, I do more than that for her and even her friend. I then asked that she takes out of that money she intended using to buy things from the market and send to her mum for drugs since her health was more important. But she came up with another story. She said she does contribution of 5k monthly and that it was her turn to get hers. But she hasn't being given yet. She will be given the next day. So it's not like she has the money available yet. But u sounded so sure of going to the market as if u already had the money In your possession.

12. Why is she living in her friend's house?
Her friend is married with two kids and living in a two bedroom apartment with some other relatives. What is my babe doing there for God's sakes? She has her own apartment according to her. I've not being to her house before. So why can't she stay in her own place and give this couple some privacy?.
She will close from work and go there. Stats there for weeks and not check her own house. It's really strange to me.
I'm tired of the whole thing honestly. Though, my mind don commot from her matter. Just want to be piping her . We don't have a future together.

you still dey call her your babe? Lmao. Better delete that Shediat number from your phone and cut the dirt from your life. If you like no hear. Single moms are bad news. I'm a case study. Oboy remove yourself from unnecessary headache and financial mess.

thrillionaire:
Pretty woman.. I like your nice hair.

and she no still respond to you.

Goldrosewine:
Some people's level of comprehension makes a dummy sound like a professor when compared to them.

I agree. You be virgin abi you no be virgin? Muumuu even if you're a virgin, doesn't make you special. Geddifock

Sccarrr:
How una dey get rejected sef? 😏...

Thinking 🤔 of it,I have never asked a woman to be my gf or any those kinda stuff.
I go walk my way into her toto through being that mystery dude ,she cant figure out..

women love suspense and mystery.... Keep her guessing, before she know what's happening, u don dey off her payint .....

the sad part is she can get really addicted and obsessed with u🥱, I have someone like that now🫡 and she even get a bf😹.

I pity who still dey carry relationship for head. E go too suffer.

KingDashx:
Back up


My own she tell me say she no love me that was 5 years ago, now she's back.. she said let's get married, na she dey ask for marriage from me oh, imagine.

Omo but I must chop this December 23rd ajeh... She no fit escape.

You're doing well bro. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Foolishness of certain females must be rewarded. If you can, please pass her to your friends after you're done. God bless you.

Kobojunkie:
So what if she is running OS codedly or openly? Are you suggesting no one can catch feelings for her? 🥱🥱

They can catch feelings, that's their problem. E no concern me.

Cuttycool:
Yes, the first code I used was ##002#, when i inputted ##002#, the feedback said no call forwarding, , no message and no data forwarding, but yet when I make calls , it shows continual forwarding again. so a friend also told me to dial ##61# and it's still not able to deactivate it.

mtn is becoming even more useless with each passing day.

Caaz:
Na you give chances to them.


The side chick part is the most painful...see how she grabbed the balloon...funny enough baba fit nor dey finish one round with his wife at home o...but he go dey pound side chick 3 full rounds.

My condolences to men that are cheating!!!

:Dna the cheating part get you. 🤣

Your guy get time sha. Same girl wey fit dey run OS codedly. Him still dey do spec and 'connection' e go learn. Girl is clearly not interested, and if he forces it, she go chop am dry. Him body go tell am. Girl wey dey prolly hungry.

Emu4life:
And you may die before us all. Another reality

you're a clown. So you knew that death comes for everyone?

Wisfem:
See plenty deceitful statement Above..

A man with integrity? Under my foot a man who prioritize fairness and justice: Exactly opposite of who Mr Dubious preposterous Rogue Tanko is.....

Clear deodorizing posthumous extolments of him, In the face of glaring Cancerous and dubious court injunctions..... All of this are here in the internet for reference purposes, the death of this Useless man should sound as warning to every other highly corrupt judges and layers who are being used daily by Executives to destroy, kill and deprive justice to poor masses of this country, His legacies are clear Shambles and no sane person will ever like to associate with his name, All his kill and divide money bag Rulings will remain till eternity....This country would have never experienced destruction of such magnitude, if not that this man was used to Install and keep Senseless Buhari, After removing law abiding justice Water onuoghe...

Well said. God bless you for speaking truth.

Jayhome24:
Why wishing someone death, why?

dem Neva enjoy the life reach? Abi dem too special to kpai

tanigororo:
May Allah overlook his mistakes and grant him Jannah

clown. With 700 virgins ba

hotwax:
When he was alive, this one will be thinking he won't die because he is powerful.

Humans will always die. Power is not forever

I wish Lord Tinubu would know this

Emu4life:
You may die before Lawan. That's reality of life

and you may die before himself and lawan. That's also the reality of life. Nonsense

tophumble:
May his soul rest in perfect peace.

rest in peace how? You lot are funny. Shey wicked people dey get peace after death. I thought he could use his money to buy life. One by one all who have contributed to the insecurity in Nigeria one way or another would die just as everyone else dies. We cannot sympathize with the wicked when they perish. Mba.

Gotocourt:
One Eyed Sunday, if you dont gerrit, forgerrit

Omo remind me of the title of that story book abeg

BlackAdam65:
Ive been masturbating for the past three years and I can tell you for free that my life is messed up im always feeling unwilling to do anything and I'm always unsuccessful at what ever I manage to do worst of all I keep having demonic dreams and weird experience when ever I masturbate at midnight sometimes it feels as if someone is sitting on top of me and I can move or say anything and there will always be this black shadow that I see speaking in a language I can't understand long story short there is nothing good about masturbation it's demonic and sh!t

I know I shouldn't find this funny. But I laughed when you said you masturbate at midnight. Haba nau.. and the part where you see a black shadow speaking in a language you don't understand

Kobojunkie:
Both women will end up alone still. Studies have more than shown that a woman rarely benefits from being with a man when he has nothing or helping build a man — unless the woman is the man's mother.(Yes, if you are the man's mother, by all means, help develop your son into the best human being he can be.) If you are not the man's mother, focus on pouring your energy into developing yourself so you can find a man whom you don't need to build at all.

Suffer-love does not benefit women in romantic relationships; only men benefit the most from women suffering with them.

Omo

Hu

Goldrosewine:
My purity
My soft side (I am rude with everyone else except my dad and my favorite aunt🥰😋😋)
My mumu button


My first kiss. I kiss my dad everytime oh but I am sure you know the type of kiss I am talking about🤕
Gold Rose 🍷

so in summary you no be virgin

Diamond098454:
smile smile smile smile smile

Kooyepeju01:
Dear Nairaland,pls do more in control hateful comments, otherwise we would help shut this channel down. Your bot or admin should be wise enough taking down many of hate speeches on this platform. It's becoming too extreme seeing many participants turning this beautiful page into terrorists platform. We can make our comments without insulting or laying curses on others just because they didn't agreed with our views. We're continue to see the negative fruits of hate speeches all over the world, there are so many instances. Imagine so much of abuse and insults against President Bola Ahmed Tinubu on your page from the followers of the loser of 2023 elections., as if there wouldn't be another in the nearest future.

Pls do something before too late !

bros shut down the channel.

maasoap:
Damn on me? Must I beat my kids even when they're most behaved kids you will ever meet? Constant beating when you were young has clearly damaged something in you and has wired your mentality that the only reason turned out good as an adult was as a result of beatings. I understand

Lol was the penultimate line to trigger me? You failed woefully. I'll flog my kids anytime they mess up, should I have any. Spare the rod, okay. You go learn. You think our ancestors were stupid, ba. You dey adopt woke culture.

Bullman:
I won’t have achieved nothing if I was still in Nigeria .
Nigeria made me too comfortable with mediocrity , your comfort zone is where your dream dies .
For those of you that keep looking down on other smaller African countries , you should leave Nigeria and visit your neighbor benin republic tears will gush out of your eyes when you see how well organized and clean almost everywhere is . Your country gives them electricity, but they have much more stable electricity than the full Nigeria . May God help us

you didn't lie

KaLuCh:
A few years from now, you'd wonder how you were this stupid.

for real.

Dadzynomolara:
Ghana and thank me later

Ghana! Ghana! Ghana! Serene and safe. Markets similar to naija. Food as well. By God's grace I'll move my entire household there. Amen 🙏

Diamond098454:
Maybe she meant no harm but what about the guy in question? What if he comes back trying to hit on you? Thinking you were given him a green light? Guys can't get things off their head till they have you.

I went to Abuja to spend sometimes with my cousin sister (married) to cool off my head . When i get to their house I mate only the security guard. I went inside wear different thing thinking my cousin sis will be the first tocome home

Long story cut✂ down, it was her husband that first returns home hmmmmmm
hmmmmmm I have to fly back to school (PH) the following morning

I only told my cousin that I get serious test to write that morning 9am and I must be in ph by 7.45am

the husband was trying to enter you ba

maasoap:
It is really not about flogging, beatings or inflicting pains either always or occasionally, it is about setting boundaries and being firm with your instructions.
I don't beat my kids or inflict pains on them but they sure behave themselves all the time

keep it up. It would soon dawn on you.

Rich4god:
This is all they care about... Election and political leadership.

The citizens can diie in millions, it doesn't concern them.

it's not their fault. When we have more than enough brainless human beings in Nigeria. People beating their chest and defending bad leadership. Look at dawan booing obidients like his father is the president. I really feel sorry for them. They believe the people they are rooting for gives a hoot about their miserable existence.

ChristianMuslim:
Where are all the teach wike and Tinubu lesson. Where Una dey..e clear

smh. Omo. Shey you know say these people no send you or your papa? This one you carry politics for head like alagbaru

Petyprince:
Obidients are in pains, they will wail and wail.

you and yours cannot travel by road in peace, everything is expensive. Your health insurance cannot even cover any chronic ailments treatment. All that one no concern you. Wetin full your head na to carry APC for head. You don't see beyond partisanship? If Nigeria falls tomorrow by the hands of insurgent hope your APC and Tinubu would come to rescue you. I really feel sorry for your likes. You've become irredeemable. I weep for your likes here. You're gone but you don't even realize it. I'm not a Peter Obi supporter, I don't rep any party. All politicians are the same. Selfish and after their own welfare and pocket.


Keep carrying them on your head okay, keep shouting on your mandate. If a civil l war breaks out today. Your APC membership wont save you. No politician is going to risk their life to save you. Nobody would send private jer to get you out because you're a staunch APC supporter.

They won't remember either you or your family. You'll be tossed aside like the rag that you are. keep licking the asses of these wicked men. No stop oh. You're nothing but a disposable thing to them.

Once again, I feel rather sorry for you. Because you won't still see reason in what I've posted now. Shalom.