Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all
my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite
dish before I
return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an
increase in my
salary
at the end of the month I’m getting you a
new car”
this time ,
She text back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got
my first
message”
Lol. How was your day, fellow nairalanders?

See your partner as your friend, we are opened to each other, we pray together and share things together. I can take money from her purse and she does with mine too. I knw how much she earns and she knows my total monthly income too. I knw how much she saves monhtly and how much she contributes to our joint account and her contribution to family upkeep monthly. I have a twin sister but we were never so close like my wife. I see her as my real twin sister.

abila122:

with or without this, Boko haram will still slaughter and kill innocent women and children. We have passed the stage of being cautious with this animals. It's high time they gave them the same pill they have been giving others.

It is jungle justice. What then is the essence of on- going peace talk with the group to shelt their swords? It seems both parties aren't ready!

I don't think this is right. It ll only fuel the crisis as Boko aram members will re mobilize themselves for retaliation.

I posted on this forum fortnight ago during my wedding anniversary that no man should attempt to marry a lady who does nothing for a living. It is very dangerous and will not help the family to grow faster. When the man faces challenges at a point, his wife should be able t shoulder the family responsibilty pending the time things ll be stabilized for the man. I am talking from experience.

Abeg no vex, I need your advice on stock to invest my money on. I have 100k to invest in stocks. I don't want to buy bank share, pls which stock can i invest in? I trust gurus here to direct me rightly.

At Bowen university, Dammy and Joshua were super celebrity who did not misuse the grace to mess around. Dammy was very talented but Joshua was multi talented. I didn't knw if dammy could do any other thing apart from writing script, directing and acting once in a while but joshua is multi talented. He can act, direct, he's a great composer of songs, he sings very well, all the sound track in mount zion films is handled by joshua, he can play keyboard, he's a great artist, joshua can look at you and sketch you down within seconds, very humble and brilliant. We were in Bowen together. Joshua was a year junior.

kandiikane:
Aww. Congrats. It's just unfortunate you didn't have a longer honeymoon phase before the child came. Anyhow, congrats i guess that's how you wanted it.


Wedding pictures?

This is it

Thank you God for your faithfulness. The devil roared but Jehovah silenced him. He has blessed us wit a beautiful daughter to celebrate with. Today, we are counting our blessing not disappointment! Few weeks to the arrival of my princess, I lost my job but God almighty restored my business i lost some years back in a better way fews weeks after the birth of my daughter. My wife was very supportive during the crisis period. She might be reading this cos she's also a member of this forum,I just wanna say I love you from the dept of my heart and I will forever do.

Past, Obafemi Awolowo, present, Obafemi Awolowo, future, Obafemi Awolowo

I remember Bimbo and Remi's crazy attitude back in school. Everytime Remi dealt wit Bimbo,the later would knw that a hot sex awaits her that night. We attended a party together in sch and Remi was drunk. A little misunderstanding came up and Bimbo was begin Remi not to beat her. In her words "don't beat me tonight cos there is no sex for you today". I didn't understand until I probed further to knw the meaning of that statement. Bimbo said beating her earlier in the day is a motivation for hot and enjoyable sex between them and that Remi does that at every provocation.

Experts in the house, pls can someone claim dividend warrant that arrived after sales of stock? I just received it yesterday and I hav sold the share 2 weeks ago.

All of una dey read my post, no body fit tell me where u dey watch the match. Someone shld tell me d channel abeg.

I beg which of the sport channels can I watch this match?

Which channel is showing this match I beg? Urgent reply ll be appreciated. Thanks

My wife got pregnant exactly 1 and half months after our wedding. She was not feeling too well and I sensed she was pregnant. Wifey didn't want to buy pregnancy test kits even wit my persuasion just becos she did it exactly one month after our wedding and it was negative. Wifey felt so bad as if we had married for 10years. I just told her to take it easy cos we ar just one month old in marriage. She wanted it to happen 'sharp sharp' come and see midnight prayer even @1month as couple. Anyways, two weeks laterI bought that pregnancy test stick when I noticed she was feeling some how. wifey relunctantly collected it she did it and it showed positive. We quickly rushed to a nearby laboratory for confirmation. It was confirmed positive. I was so happy cos I thought my pennis was nt big enough to impregnate a woman. Then I knew size doesn't matter. I was so hapi, we ate dinner in a fast food that day, gisted and started giving names to our baby without confirming d sex. Glory to God almighty. I pray for everyone believing God for the fruit of the womb that Jehovah will answer them very soon.

phantom:

you are very st.upid. look at the way you started your own post.
you for leave your wife na. why you carry am go private hospital? why not a chemist?

typical Nigerian! you abuse a doctor but when sh*t hits the fan,you run to a doctor.

oloriburuku omo ale jati jati, ara ati sanpona lo ma pa e danu. i can imagine the kind of stupid doctor u will be, id.iot.

phantom:

una never start! I told you doctors will not lose.
you go to the private sector,they are still kings!
you've learnt it the hard way.

i hope you want to live to type the next message? i hope you are still normal? you must be very stupid for quoting me and writing this. what kind of person are you? please if you dont want calamity to befall you, do not quote me again in your life till you live this planet. brainless slowpoke.

they can go to hell. Bunch of fools. The strike cost me 180,000 i did not budget for. My wife delivered thru CS after the nurses in general hospital referred us to private hospital run by the same set of doctors in surgery department of the general hospital. If at all the delivery will be thru operation in a general hospital, it cant be more than 60k while i paid 180k at a private hospital. Four days after, they are calling off the strike, damn you. stupid set of human being.

Exactly 10 months after our wedding (19th of Oct, 2013),my princess arrives today. The baby is strong and the mother is recovering cos she delivered through CS. In all, I give God the glory for this wonderful gift. I pray God will answer everyone lookin for such wonderful blessing from God.

DesChyko:

chei.. On a Sunday morning.. 7:43am to be precise.

Are u high on lipton? What effect does that hav on my worship today? Holier than thou...

People will question all the good thing they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought. Let's be careful.

Elantracey: just passing by n felt like asking , how's your wife now? has she given birth ? n have you gotten a new job?

Not yet but due now. The baby can come any time. Still trusting God for another job or buz opportunity. Thanks for your concern.

Elantracey: Is he ready for marriage ? if no then he should simply tell them he's not interested , I doubt if their visions are true , they might just be frustrated sisters lookin for an innocent brother to hang on.

Yes he's ready. Though he's not desperate about it.

SAMBARRY: Op fear God na.easy with the lies

please be careful and move away if u don't have anything to say. Ode oshi!

He was looking so confused in the church today, being a close friend and someone who confides in me a lot, I asked him to share the issue with me. According to him, three ladies(one a member of our church,I don't knw the other two)approached him and narrated how God showed them he's their husband!. I told him it is not possible. Being a very'innocent' person(at least judging by our relationship in d last 5 years and his attitude to such issue whenever it comes up)he's confused on what to tell those ladies. Although I adviced him to pray abt it, I believe I can still tell him one or two things apart frm tellin him to pray. Pls how can I advice this young dude better?

OsoDupe:
oga how many disciplined girls, well brought up by their parents did u deceitfully disvirgined?

Lol, I didn't disvirgin any girl ooo. Those I dated had their hymen broken by other dudes like you.lol.

[quote author=abdulkayus]

While ur wife remain a virgin till ur weddin night, u go on a bleeping spree abi. U keep ur own bride to be virgin till marriage bt disvirgin other ppl brides. Most guys will be claimin they can't marry a virgin, it's a big fat lie. They cherish virgin alot. They keep theirs bt chop others outside.
Gals dont fall for their lies.
Hod is watching u in 3D[/quote
Lol. Honestly guilty conscience led me to confess some of my deeds in d past to my wife. Though not all ooo. Thank God it all belong to d past.

freshPikin:



Go find omo wash that bedsheet.

Unfortunately, bed sheet had travelled miles away why making attempt. The blood dropped on d matrass. Wifey tried to clean it but no way!

Lots of things on my mind,the fact that I cannot hand out with friends without restriction or keep late at night, I did a random check of the few people already sitted to know if Debola(not real name),the lady I sampled last who treatened to come and act drama on my wedding day was around or not. The fear of providing for two and more when children come. Above all, how I would disvirgin my wife who had refused me access till wedding night. Such a disciplined wife, well brought up by loving parents and remained virgin till 28. It is rear! As envisaged, it was though braking the thick hymen,the deed was done the following day, leaving blood stain on our bed till now as a mark of rememberance.

Really sad reading about this. I gave someone I know very well 3million naira 4 years ago for business with a monthly return paiid to me. Less than a year, she defaulted and since December 2012 thqt I hav requested for my capital, I have been able to retrieve 600k frm her, still owing me 2.4m. I don't have a job at the moment, this is my life savings and it has beeen hard getting the money back. We hav a legal paper but family members and friends who are aware hav been beging me to take it easy. I trusted her because of our relationship in the past and I have been considerate cos her business collapsed whc I know but she's coming out of it already and she doesn't want to pay instalmentally until she's fully back to normal. This has been giving me headache, I don't even mind if she pays 200k monthly till she completes the payment. If this persists, I will hav no choice than to change the gear cos I cannot come and die of frustration. I have bills to pay and there is no job now. The lesson I learnt thru this is that any business you cannot run by yourself, never give your capital to anybody no matter the relationship between you. If you can't resign your job to run your buz, keep your money in fixed deposit. Lastly, never borrow any one money you can't let go.

Khalessi:
Drogba? So by this time you Don high eh?

Lol, funny.