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I eat a lot of meat. And some meats she does not like game(bush meat) and pork. To help me reduce how I deal with her pot. I buy extra meat myself and tell her this is my meat. Please help fry and I can eat them as I want. But then those are not as sweet as the one in her pot. With all the stew soaked in them etc. So when I take from the pot I say replace it with my meet . I have a separate refrigerator upstairs in my room the bedroom fridge. But its good that its her pot right? Btw its my money. But I don't say that. But I have that at the back of my mind too. Sometimes i run covet operation. I hope my kids dont pick up the habit sha. Its only daddy that can do it because daddy pays for it!

This guy man should go and get that girl an eye surgery while she is still young to fix the crossed eye. Ehehe later was up there prophesying twins

I usually check tickets myself first witht he price. you can use skyscanner.net or use saa (south african airline website directly) since you want to go through JNB / SA. You can buy 2 tickets LOS > JNB > GRU then another one that takes you GRU to VN

He is lucky they decide to charge him to court instead of torturing him to death in the barracks.

None of the above. And nothing really matters again. Nigneria is rotten 100% and change wont come in a long time. Say 100years. This people will install their corrupt children. So first thigns first there will be a civil war/revolution and maybe the country splits into minimum of 3 countries.

I doubt. But you should check with you ticketing agent. Go to an agent and they can check routes for you. Ticket to places like venezuela must be expensive. I can imagine something like LOS > JNB/DXB/IST > GRU > Venuzuela

Made my second trip to Brazil in February stayed around 85 days or so didn't want to use up the 90days. Was in Curitiba (one of the greenest cities int he world) on about a month then moved to Rio (was shuffling between Buzios/Rio Das Ostras /Macae lovely places. Macae is the oil capital of Brazil (Petrobras HQ) and was in SP. Wanted to see a friend in Joa Pessoa too. Its lovely. I didn't live among Nigerians as you I didn't find Nigerians in places like Rio Das ostras or any of the interiors of Brasil where I stayed. But in SAO Paulo I found them in thousands. Living amongst Brazilian gave me quick grasp of the Portuguese language instead of speaking ingbati with my fellow brothers. I'm in love with the language and the culture. Eu tenho namorado, ela amor minha vida agora! Por isso eu volta rapido. Eu Mora com ela. Brownj entende?

Beautiful women at the beaches, awesome bodies. Got back in Naija and I can't look at any of these girls faces. I can't just place the two alongside. Beauty for brazil na sarah. For naija na big asset. The only time I was at a favela was when I hung out with some naija in SP. I'm not the type that looks for job. I found some Nigerians that own shops in SP. I'll rather go that way. For example its easier to start business in a country where you don't need top ay 2years shop/office rent in advance. And the BRAZILIAN currency is good.

BrownJ voce conhence Buzios? Talves quando eu volta eu chamar voce, viagar la junto. (Eu nao usa trandutor, telvez eu falar errado, nao sei).

Guy man! He probably eying another b*tch in the church now. and some fools will still go to the same man for marriage counseling.

They would not want the money back if the stupid man did not deny being their father later due to maybe some mere argument. And not given them part of his property which he shared. That would want them want their money back

As if the usa consul in Nigerian and other parts of the world is not doing worst. I beg they should stop the bs. Its just we have illiterates as nigerian leaders. Eyinbo does worse things but have paper work for all the bs they do. They move cash too. The CIA moves a lot of cash , bribe a lot of people. Most of this are setup by consuls established in countries. Nigeria is a mumu country.

Are they different from the Nigerian doctors that prescribe anti-malaria everytime you say you are sick?

Boy-cut the country till that fool is out of sit. Most likely the last Nigerian president. Because by the time he leaves there will be 1000000000% frustrations.

They cheat more codedly. Better cheats and lairs

Its getting worse back in Naija and if you are gone for too long could be very boring. 2 weeks is enough and you get tired of nepa and buying petrol/diesel. Sometimes all your friends are really not there anymore. For example I can count 10 of my friends who left. And the one remaining busy hustling. The only time is the first 3days when you just came and they are there to search your baggage for gifts the ones you want to give out and the ones you don't. Nothing happening down there unless you got an enterprise running while you where offshore. But when you travel again you are quick to miss naija. Mostly the food and speaking your mother's tongue if you don't live amongst Nigerians abroad.

I have had mine since 08/09 always on my home office desk. Then in my notebook bag when I move. I haven't replaced battery and still looks new. My cousins token GTB logo got washed off after few weeks due to fixing it to car keyholder. He probably replaced it by now.

You would rather pay that thug 300naira on the street corner to guard your car while you are away. lol. See people they complain. I think parking fees are normal.

I think its normal to pay parking fees at malls. I have paid in South Africa and Brazil. And its per hour though automated most of the time. They might have noticed that people are abusing the parking space in Ikeja. In SA I've been to places where first 15minutes are free afterwards you pay. Thats for people that just came to pick up something in a rush. You pay to machine that accepts cash. Brazil you pay manual and go through with a barcoded card.

Nope! Its not even a watch. Watches yes. I'm not so much of sneakers freak. I wont pay more than $2k for any shoes.

LOL na helicopter we dey talk about? Nobody deploys parachutes from an airbus lol. HOw them wan open door? Open door lason plan go loose more pressure and direction/altitutde every self. The life best is mostly for crash landing in water lol .. just a flot. And the other one that drops is for air for you to breathe normal when the plane looses pressure.

The government should know that if the plane is found faulty the insurance company wont pay and will force the airline to take responsibilities instead.

One touch - two player game where you only touch the ball once
Dani olora - when there is someone in the middle who attacks and two other players trying to make sure e doesn't get the ball
Set - batch gaming by team- one team= one set
o.j.o ojoro - to restart game - through ball up the sky with all players in the middle
toros = ball through the leg
shito/shi-toe = when a player hurts the toe
sangalo = scissor kick
eskobar = own goal
ajilegba /aji ile gba = lazy opportunistic stricker. this job is difficult too because you have to make sure you dont go offside
ojoro-cancel = cancel game frauds


well you are in big trouble now because you where actually meant to fetch water in the next compound because you live in a block of flat where nobodyw ants to use there own generator to pump water to the water-tank. and you played ball till 7pm you mom is back from work and she is watching all your atrocity from the balcony but just waiting for you to return to kondo, stood-up and frog jumps

As if the white people aren't doing worse. Or as if he manufactured the guns. As if they didn't know where the guns came from in China or Asia. As if America or Isreal doesn't sell weapons or fuel other conflicts.

Its could be a decoy and false press release by the government or just a stupid action. Knowing the fact tht there is no secret in Nigeria. The BH people have people in the military and police. So there is no way their moves or a move as major as a detention camp will be secret.

Omo 75k is too much for 3 laptops o! You will talk to them with pidgin and regular naija tone no form akata and you will see the magic. Never had anything stolen from my luggage but once exchanged luggage with someone. We both pulled luggage around the same time. Similar luggages but damn we where both wrong. And I dont know what state he headed too and that was EU.

Coming from SA during world cup I shrink-wrapped my bags and have the FRAGILE tag over it .. even sneaked bottle of liquors into the bag and they didn't break put them between cloths I shopped. Well the cloths had tags on them and Nigerian customs started there wahala on how my cloths are contraband and new and maybe for business. I hope I dont loose valuables. Turkish airline could be a mess. Damaged my baggage once. And man handling maybe at Istanbul or MM I had one bag with artworks framed everything was broken by the time I got home to look at my stuffs.

Ipad, phones, notebooks go into the hand carriage never check in those they can get damaged if not stolen.

THe decor is same as on SUV with the Keke. But then I dont think she's poor. Even the poorest people will rather borrow Range Rovers/G-wags from people they wished they never spoke too.

Did anybody notice that there is a decorated Infinity/X6 Suv in the background. I may guess the Marua was a shuttle or something

What options does it comes with?

Will need full option with airbags and powered windows. Wont mind cruise control for traveling to the village

Keep listening to one side stories and have heat-attacks over it. No woman will tell unfavorable story about herself. You all commenting if you could just see the inside of your wife and we she thinks abut you for real - you go shock die. They pretend all is well half the time. Something eyinbo woman wont do

People say GTB for several reasons. Gtb seem to be a more trendy bank and this is a forum where most people would be around 18 to 35yrs old or so. Ofcourse First bank is seen as old peoples bank. Remember the long ques and long protocols in first bank? How you have to even take a picture to cash a check sometimes?

THe other part is that other banks made it like premium service using credit or debit cards online. Gtb cards works regardless of what class of card you own. I was using the regular card with DEBIT written all over it and not for electronic use. But worked everywhere I went in EU etc. Online service is really nice. They have cash intransit, gtb to gtb, gtb to other banks (instant). For a young business person I will choose GTB and Diamond. But when your business grows big move most of the load to FirstBank. But if you still transact around 5m to 50m -- I think you should be fine with those banks. $1m plus go to FirstBank they're the strongest when it comes to financial security