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I would rather plan a covet operation to f*c.k his wife too. I wouldn't care if the operation failed or not. If it fails I tell the wife what his husband did to me. If it successful I still tell my friend wife. And I will leave them to handle the business. They will be cleaning up the mess. Then I would go back to my wife to try clean up the mess and forgive her and let that past be in the past. If she like pastor things or counselling we would then do counseling etc. My wives sabi me wella. So they would think of what I would do in advance and weigh the gains.

Bad man always wins. She says "You always make sure you win in every situation". Well did you expect me to carry last? How else will I clear the so called conscience?

If they offer variaties that will take me a ot of time in real world to see. Like going from shops to shops. And if the pictures are high res. I buy a lot of things online. I bought a sofa just a mont ago. But not in naija. ANd if the delivery is free too. And not expensive. i.e I compare it to the local retail stores and its like same or even a better bargain. Pictures and specs are very important with furniture online

I fixed the problem it wasn't engine prroblem. Its stolen CATALYST... !!! Naija. I replaced the catalyst for 30k and and bought new coils so its been good

The same thing goes for the milk and other diary products you consume on in Nigeria. Down to the toothpaste and washing soaps. They want you to buy or use more than the usual before you can get a reasonable effect.

Do people know about this virus at all? High percentage of people have it though there body shows no symptoms and statistics say 70% of sexually active people will have at least one variation of the virus in their life time.

Does anybody knows about HPV statistics in Nigeria? Or know hospitals where PAP tests are easily done for women? This is a common virus with several ignorant carriers.

Human papillomavirus (HPV) is a virus from the papillomavirus family that is capable of infecting humans. Like all papillomaviruses, HPVs establish productive infections only in keratinocytes of the skin or mucous membranes. While the majority of the known types of HPV cause no symptoms in most people, some types can cause warts (verrucae), while others can – in a minority of cases – lead to cancers of the cervix, vulva, vagina, penis, oropharynx and anus.[1] Recently, HPV has been linked with an increased risk of cardiovascular disease.[2] In addition, HPV 16 and 18 infections are strongly associated with an increased odds ratio of developing orophanyngeal cancer.[3]

More than 30 to 40 types of HPV are typically transmitted through sexual contact and infect the anogenital region. Some sexually transmitted HPV types may cause genital warts. Persistent infection with "high-risk" HPV types — different from the ones that cause skin warts — may progress to precancerous lesions and invasive cancer.[4] HPV infection is a cause of nearly all cases of cervical cancer.[5] However, most infections with these types do not cause disease.

Most HPV infections in young females are temporary and have little long-term significance. Seventy percent of infections are gone in 1 year and ninety percent in 2 years.[6] However, when the infection persists — in 5% to 10% of infected women — there is high risk of developing precancerous lesions of the cervix, which can progress to invasive cervical cancer. This process usually takes 10–15 years, providing many opportunities for detection and treatment of the pre-cancerous lesion. Progression to invasive cancer can be almost always prevented when standard prevention strategies are applied, but the lesions still cause considerable burden necessitating preventive surgeries, which do in many cases involve loss of fertility.

Read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hpv

@maclatunji:

Its a life time game. I wont call it game its a lifestyle. Its called a man's life. Marriage is boring of-course. Will you Bleep one woman for the rest of your life? Obvious answer no! Its a man's thing. And women do the same but more discreet and how society shuns it so they talkless about it publicly only share within trusted friends. Dont guck!. Been with married women, separated women, baby mamas, single ladies, bisexuals, (widow -(i dont know lol -maybe), and the rest of them. Even give them my opinion about sex, love, infidelity, trust, etc. I'm true to myself and dont deceive myself. This is life. Better enjoy it than to regret and cry when you find out the woman you taught was an angel was fucking your own uncle back when you was dating her. Because then you where in university and was living with your rich uncle :p. No woman will share this type of shit with you. They have rotten stories to tell if you are to listen.

An holy man is the man that has not been caught in the act. Nobody holy! I'm talking from experience and all the men I've known be eyinbo , dudu, Nigerian etc. But they are like angels to their wives because they kept it away and super discreet. My wife is my wife and I have to respect and be super discreet and dont put her into all the emotional troubles.

But what about all this girls out there. I mean college girls that winks at you every-time. Ok will you just give her money for handout like that without getting a favor back in some way? Pay for her hostel just like that? They wished they was her but dont get it twisted wife is different! mother of the kids, takes care of me and life back up etc. And dont ever call my home phone or call me anytime from 8pm to 8am. Wife time!!!!. Or you get put on block/call barring. I have no feelings for you; thats why I always give money for taxi (Its not for taxi its for the Bleep). So its easy as a click to block you off the phone. Just sidekick when wife not available and maybe those club nights too. But you dont get the ring or expensive stuffs that wife get. NO expensive trips like wifey too. And weekend for the family. What a rant? But true. I hope wifey never signs up on nairaland!

Poor picture editing. Why do they have different shades on their faces. Their skin tones should be uniform. And obviously looks like the pictures where taken separately. Atleast uniform theme should observed. Flavour's face too light. Is that background real

If you have ever lived abroad EU / Americas / Aus this wont be a big deal to you. Nobody do business that way anymore

The Nigerian Universities should start making sure students enrolling for journalism, graduates from high school with a minimum of B+ in English language. You have to recompose the sentence in your head each time you read a Nigerian paper.

YOu live on the mainland and you have to go all the way to VI/ Ikoyi for medical. There is serious problem in Nigeria. Tell us the best hospital in your area in your LGA.

Its all stupid shit. One time the letter was on our street. Well I do go night clubbing and I was coming from the night club and I saw two fools in the area that early morning I dont know if they where the one. And next I saw our security guards. You know what? The community / estate was owing the security dues. A lot of people have not paid for months. SO my best guess is that the security guys printed those letters. Because how could they distribute the letters while they where on duty. So I didn't bother. Next money everybody was running around. I didn't even come out of the house. I usually park one of my cars outside too. :p .. And I have the lowest fence in the estate.

Mileage was around 40k before I travelled.

All this people no get money una just dey make fake phone calls. Na wa for nairalanders oh!

I sabi the guy. The guy na stingy guy jare. Come our office I tell ham say make him drop 5k make take arrange everything. Him dey ask of official bank account. Well make him go dey look for bank account na. Him for even collect my immigy uniform do my job for me. yeye person. Pay express 18k make I do ham. LOL (just kidding --- there is no age limit). You probably didn't dance to the bribery tune.

Well put up something better. this looked like an hacked archived site now.

I like your fantasy. But I would like to believe its unprofessional for the hostess. And almost out of line. Even if you flirt them they just say thank you.

Nobody mention my name? I'm so pissed and angry. **Close the window***

Oya Sergent chain him to the iroko tree he will be detained till April his court date! DPO office is under the 3rd tree near that waste bin.

Dude is just stupid and ignorant. I wonder how they say he got a PHD.

My dad calls them late bloomers or something like that. Leave the boy oh! Dont pressure him only facilitate and providee more fun reading materials. Cartoon is good for him too. You wont know how much the cartoon helps. Speech, numbers etc are used in cartoons.

Who misses the smell of kogi soap?

I gbadun do smell that comes from my laptop vents. New bank notes, new electronics, car interior tear rubber, my two son's when they come back from school I think its the dried sweat on their uniforms, give them super hug, regardless kids skin always smell better. smell of igbo, smell of smoked goat meat you know when its being roasted with its body hair, more but dont wanna bore you

Its not funny look into the OCD matter urgently it does get worse

Going by road I would preer to use the transport companies. Its safer. Than a lone driver getting robbed. The transport company drivers are pro in the routes. They know the alternative routes whenever there is problem.

But wtf why waste all those hours, unless its your first trip by road .FLY! I get bored easily. Cramps, Well if you have movies on your ipad and lots of music maybe. Only thing I like about road trip is eating food from the local restaurants in different states. Now I miss my dad.

I'm sure someone that had a D in his WAEC should be able write the story better. I dont know how the journalists are recruited. Nobody proof reads that papers anymore.

Story story, how police wan pay? People wey never pay staff salary?

My two sons are 13months apart. Yup plus sometimes the misleading advice that thorough breast-feeding is a form of contraception for nursing mothers. Works for some people and dont work for some. Well since then proper contraception the injection every 3months thing

I'm out of the country. Call number on the advert for full details and address to inspect vehicle