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That is what I call Triple BLACK Sudanese are real Africans tough black skin look. You wont see them at night if they where naked

It depends I have to be on the phone a lot so depends on your business

I have supplements of nonoh & skype usually put around $10 on each a month to cut.

Then in Naija my glo line takes around 5k to 8k while my zain getrs 15k monthly, and now they say i should ping too so i payed 3k for mtn but will discontinue that.

And yup visafone internet i pay 13.5k monthly can't do without that one.

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But when abroad just use your nonoh and skype to call naija its cuts your cost. and do more sms

This is how to meet them most. When you are at transit points (airports) chat with other Nigerians and ask there destinations you go shock die. Met a guy working in telecoms in Iraq. And had 24hrs+ transit in Istanbul.

@frostbite Elitism is not arrogance.

I'm disappointed at Mazaje, thehomer & the rest! Why should you argue with people that dont have logical reasoning which is the basics of decision making? We tried to liberate this people from the mental slavery and they chose to be caged so I'd rather you leave them. You can try to educate new people but not same close-minded-zombies.

Atheist: This is fire and it will burn anything that gets into it.

Christian: Ah! My pastor say only if god wants it to burn me

Atheist: Well proof your pastor word and put your hand in it

Christian: That means I want to test god and its not good to test god

Atheist: I'll test logic and show you (Atheist put paper in the fire and it burns)

Christian: Hmmmm Though shall not test the lord god thy god (and crap like that) then goes mad and stay ranting you are testing hell fire before you go!!! you are question god! you are!!!

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LDR will drain you emotionally and you may finally kolo. Stay away from it has possible. Unless she is you wife/husband and something seperated you guys temporarily. And nothing guarantees nothing in any relationship. People can break up anytime. Even if it was Jesus himself that conducted the wedding.

Assassin*te most a lot of people. I'll make a list at a later time. Every/most president had body counts But mine will be much. Some people will just need to step down though. And then focus on few things and do them even though the country will get into debt

1. Create power stations (hydro, solar farms, geothermal stations) atleast generate 20MGW for naija
2. atleast one working refinery
3. Rail system linking major cities. Lagos Ibadan Abuja PH Kaduna Aba/Onitsha
4. Spend so much on the country to put us in debt like USA. Then resign and go exile incase I'm the body count haunts. BUt I doubt it people will be so happy if they can get things working so i guess they wouldn't mind. And the body count will be corvette operations down by new set of federal machineries. I'll scrap the SS too.

Its better not to join any of the cult church. And to be liberated than even thinking about going. Set yourself FREE and enjoy life to the fullest

@retards its spelt YORUBA.

Btw breaking news tomorrow would be that the scanner made mistake and the white substance was garri

Is Jennifa a man? Or maybe a tranny somebody please proof to me that girl is got a d.ic.k too!

At all the celebs this is bad bad bad,  Micheal Jackson bad. They look like regular faces (ugly faces self - they're misrepresenting the beautiful Nigerians) when you about to get in a pub.

Better to have two than one. You are a lucky man

worry246:
First and most important
READ paragraph two
They are not happy with birth certs supplied saying they can be bought anywhere.
They seem to be saying that FRADULENT DOCUMENTS have been submitted.
If that is what they suspect then there could be ten year ban in place already!!!!!
The sometimes impose ban without saying so on refusal.

FIRST contact them and ask if BAN has been given.

Well the birth certs are definitely originals. And didn't get them registered out of negligence. She is only saying it is a possibility it is not ascertained. Please be logical with your analysis. I typed it out to avoid such mistakes directly the way it is. And when they ban they dont tell you; you have right of appeal. Can someone give a constructive contribution? Your opinion is heard thanks

The complete refusal transcript

The Decision

You have stated that you are a freelance IT consultant and CG Artist and that you earn Naira 400,000 plus (1612.90+ pounds) per month. However you have submitted no evidence of freelance work, for example your contracts and personal Income Clearance Certificate. I'm therefore not satisfied that your employment and economic circumstances are as claimed. Therefore I'm not satisfied that you are seeking a genuine visit or that you intend to leave the UK at the end of your visit 41(i) and (ii)

You have stated that you have two children in Nigeria and you have submitted their birth circumstances as evidence of your family ties. However I note that their births were not registered until 10.3.11 - a significant number of years after their claimed births. You have produced no reasonable explanation for this delay in registering their births and I am conscious that documents such as this kind are easily generated and readily available in Nigeria I'm therefore not satisfied that your family circumstances are as claimed and this casts doubts on the reason for your visit.Therefore I'm not satisfied that you are seeking a genuine visit or that you intend to leave the UK at the end of your visit 41(i) and (ii)

I have therefore refused your application because I am not satisfied on the balance of probabilities that you meet all of the requirements of the relevant Paragraph of the United Kingdom immigration Rules.

Your right of appeal is limited to the grounds referred to in section 84(i)(c) of the National Immigration and Asylum Act 2002 (www.legislation.gov.uk)

Does the bold part mean applicant should appeal?
1. Applicant sent in TAX revenue receipt but didn't include the CERTIFICATE which I think is the plastic so this time around plastic should be included right?

2. Applicant tax does not corroborate with income is this a problem? Even as it his applicants personal bank statement submitted generates like 1 million naira + monthly though applicant say only 400k is income. Do they calculate taxes? You know how it is in Naija with tax.

3. The birth certificates are genuine but they where applied for very much late 3 to 4 years after the birth of the kids which made it look like a foul play. Can applicant just request for Student Profile from the kids school and attach school receipts from kids school? with profile their profile should have there passport and age

4. Generally applicant dont issue receipts and invoices to customer a of time as a freelance person that just takes job. Does applicant have to generate does now? And attach sample of freelance work?

5. Is it advisable to reapply or appeal? Applicant have other travel plans, passport spent 31 days with the embassy already. Should applicant travel with his other visa and appeal very much later or face the appeal squarely before doing other things

Advice please

Need advice on this: The complete refusal transcript

The Decision

You have stated that you are a freelance IT consultant and CG Artist and that you earn Naira 400,000 plus (1612.90+ pounds) per month. However you have submitted no evidence of freelance work, for example your contracts and personal Income Clearance Certificate. I'm therefore not satisfied that your employment and economic circumstances are as claimed. Therefore I'm not satisfied that you are seeking a genuine visit or that you intend to leave the UK at the end of your visit 41(i) and (ii)

You have stated that you have two children in Nigeria and you have submitted their birth circumstances as evidence of your family ties. However I note that their births were not registered until 10.3.11 - a significant number of years after their claimed births. You have produced no reasonable explanation for this delay in registering their births and I am conscious that documents such as this kind are easily generated and readily available in Nigeria I'm therefore not satisfied that your family circumstances are as claimed and this casts doubts on the reason for your visit.Therefore I'm not satisfied that you are seeking a genuine visit or that you intend to leave the UK at the end of your visit 41(i) and (ii)

I have therefore refused your application because I am not satisfied on the balance of probabilities that you meet all of the requirements of the relevant Paragraph of the United Kingdom immigration Rules.

Your right of appeal is limited to the grounds referred to in section 84(i)(c) of the National Immigration and Asylum Act 2002 (www.legislation.gov.uk)

Does the bold part mean applicant should appeal?
1. Applicant sent in TAX revenue receipt but didn't include the CERTIFICATE which I think is the plastic so this time around plastic should be included right?

2. Applicant tax does not corroborate with income is this a problem? Even as it his applicants personal bank statement submitted generates like 1 million naira + monthly though applicant say only 400k is income. Do they calculate taxes? You know how it is in Naija with tax.

3. The birth certificates are genuine but they where applied for very much late 3 to 4 years after the birth of the kids which made it look like a foul play. Can applicant just request for Student Profile from the kids school and attach school receipts from kids school? with profile their profile should have there passport and age

4. Generally applicant dont issue receipts and invoices to customer a of time as a freelance person that just takes job. Does applicant have to generate does now? And attach sample of freelance work?

5. Is it advisable to reapply or appeal? Applicant have other travel plans, passport spent 31 days with the embassy already. Should applicant travel with his other visa and appeal very much later or face the appeal squarely before doing other things

Advice please

Tautologies and excessive grandiloquence.

My Louis Vuitton (Marco Wallet) came thick by design. Takes 3 creditcards. As business card slot but I keep extra passport photo there and ID. Then the bill areas I stack a lot there whenever I'm in Naija since its cash backed economy. I was embarrassed last weekend on a date and ATM machines where down/couldn't connect with my bank. So in Naija always stack cash. For obodo oyinbo the credit cards alone would do with few change

Its just there , basic but clean

And looks like he ain't near and toilet because that looks like naija interstate road side. And maybe thats not the dude lol can't see his face

Taking the test about 4times. One time for immigrational purpose (residence permit in some stupid country), one time before raw shagging started with this girl she rather have it raw, one time outta curiosity, one time general test freaking sick.

*As a Yoruba father because I gave my daughter out in marriage doesn't mean she's a slave or unwanted. So if you start abusing her I'll be glad to take her back rather have a living daughter than a dead one. Her bedroom still dey untouched for my house (People say that but makes sense). Cos they didn't sell their daughters like the igbos

*If you marry an igbo girl as a Yoruba guy you don jones. She'll still be f.uc.king igbo guys at the office and at every opportunity who says women dont cheat? Sit down put. Igbo's are very tribalistic people and you will come to know how they'll discriminate you even if you marry their daughter that doesn't change the fact that you are an "ofe nmanu". Even when within the igbo clans some forbid themselves for marriage.

* Igbo girls like money x 1,000,000,000,000. You go broke they'll start cheating for money outside seriously ( I know someone doing this)

* Igbo men do wait longer before getting married. Because they need save up huge bride price and all I think this is good in the sense that the men are more prepared than Yoruba guys that get married because they got a girl pregnant. Honestly I think Yoruba guys dont wanna really get married. Unless something conditional makes them to. Maybe family pressure, the girlfriend getting pregnant or some other things. They just wanna keep shining the shaki without the clause of marriage. Because na only Igbo boys I dey always hear wey go talk say he's dreaming about his wedding day etc.

I'm never attracted to Igbo girls! Never ever! Na them near akata pass for the country. Even na akata my papa dey call igbos. Them no get respect for themselves not to talk of you outsider. Do you know back in the days igbo's dont have rulers? They didn't have kings like the Yoruba and Benin's had for real. All they had was council of elders because nobody wanted one person to rule them. And you can still see that trend in the Igbo politics of today and their character. Igbo's are never submissive in nature. So stop that igbo submission thing.

Girls that are awesome to me are the Delta, Edo, Calabar girls. I for add Benin but them get ashewo small them dey fine die and no dey talk with those thick Igbo accents. Regardless she has to grow up in the city.

Well my friends brother wanted this Igbo girl and the the girl father said: "You know my daughter is a graduate which is not an easy thing, The bride price from my calculation is N1.5m (Like $10k)." I don die. Then the guy taught if he paid that how much left will he have to do the wedding itself and what wil dey do after wedding? Till date them never marry I guess they must have broken up I've not kept intouch

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Well in their case one person will die eventually. Its either the dead guy would validate is threats one day or vice versa

THey should have just apprehended him and hand him over to the police. But problem is that police will take 5k bribe and let the boy go without charging him to court So people loss hope in the security agencies. And worse case scenario police does the same too. Just arrive at the scene and shoot him straight up , extra-judicial killing. BUt this is very violent though. The country is total failure so are the people themselves. Till people are educated nothing can be achieved.

More birth control pillz na

Wetin concern agbero with overload. You own yourself na. And where did you get that local village boy mentality of betraying your race? There is nothing like that. You betray your race when you commit genocide against your race or sell them out. BUt this case you are marrying unless all men a dead in your village and you are expected to go their and make seeds so your people wont extinct. Marry the fine white girl and you will be happy and never worry about your in-laws doing JUJU against you, or your children needing visa to travel to even Kenya (as they wont have useless nigerian passport), better cheap education for your children, and them go even fine i so much like hybride/ half-caste kids

I wouldn't like to marry anyone religious in the first place. As an atheist I can do with a Christian/Muslim/Pagan as long as she doesn't bring it up to me or bring any inconveniences due to religion. I do LOGIC and not FAITH so if I put things by logic and its illogical na fail be that

Oh yeah daughter that young yeah , but immediately she can tell I'm a man and i'm different from her mom. Maybe I cant bath her I just dont know , maybe its just me. I can change diapers too. Well I dont have a daughter maybe I'll learn how to take care of one when I have but I dont pray for a girl

Pastor wey brainwash you try gaan! You will let your brother die when you have money to give him to save him you wan dash already rich pastor money? Na wa oh. When will my people get things right and liberate themselves from mental slavery

Simple thing make we divide them no here. Make north break off make them dey practice them sharia on their own. Atleast that one go be wetin go give them GDP in the future

Nope I dont dress even in-front of my boys. They know body parts though "kokoro = penis" and "bombom" = butt. They're 3 and 4 a year diff . And these kids are super smart. I see the older one knows its even wrong to look because I noticed he doesn't look even if he accidentally opens my room door and I'm in the bath or still kinda dressing. I'm glad I have boys I can bath them. I'll never bath my daughter if I ever have one!

No no to bathing your daughter, no to dressing infront of her, no to kissing her mouth - peck and kiss on the forehead is nice. I give boys kiss on fore head and peck on the chic baby's chic are fresh , i'm not saying it in the pervertive oh!

Honestly some men would rather date you for 20years than marry you and loose the girl they used to know. Overzealous house wife! Who want that born again package na?