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AutosRe: For Sale Honda Civic 2006 1.3m Naija Used by tEsLim(op): 7:44pm On Feb 28, 2012
Set you an email @gary4real
FamilyRe: thank you by tEsLim(m): 7:28pm On Feb 28, 2012
I have experienced same situation but here is what happens.

Sometimes people just dont like themselves and nothing you can do about it. This problem must not have started now. IT would have been foundational. And hopefully she is not an house wive that does not work. Else the mentality of shebi na my brother money. And on the other side when you report him to your brother and your husband correct him. THen dude will go and tell your mother-inlaw which is your husband mother and tell him very odd stories about how rude you are to him and even say things you can't believe. EHnce making your mother inlaw dislike you. So in cases like thsi you either ignore or be smart and adapt some form of diplomacy. I stopped correcting my brothers because it was causing more damage to the wife unkown to her
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Obj In Senegal by tEsLim(m): 12:02pm On Feb 28, 2012
Dude is ugly as f.ck. I hate it whenever they put Nigeria next to his name or something like that. Arrogant , greedy bbas.tard
FamilyRe: Help My Mother-inlaw Asked My Husband To Walk Out Of Our Marriage by tEsLim(m): 12:01pm On Feb 28, 2012
YOu should be happy that he chose to walk out of the relationship. Why should you want to stay in a terrible situation. Dude is childish, and there are more problem ahead even if you try to settle. But since he doesn't care , he might not care if you go f.cuk outside and bring a baby from another man. Or you have to ma.stur.bate daily and buy a lot of se.x toys. Terrible situation. I tell you be happy he left. Now contact a lawyer and send him divorce papers to sign
FamilyRe: Do Live-in Relatives Ruin The Spark In A Marriage? by tEsLim(m): 11:27am On Feb 26, 2012
If the house is not big dont have live in relative. IF you dont have charllete / bq at the back of the house. F.cking you wife and she can't scream as she would like to at night. And you can't Bleep hard and fast , because of the slap sound that comes when you it fast. You feel like there is a spy / intruder, can't kiss randomly. Well almost same with grown kids in the house or growing kids. Or kids that like attention.
IslamRe: 10 Years After Burial, Imam Sheez Adeyemi's Body Remains Fresh by tEsLim(m): 11:23am On Feb 26, 2012
Sentimental stories. Good embalming would keep the body there for long. Go to Egypt!!!
AutosRe: For Sale Honda Civic 2006 1.3m Naija Used by tEsLim(op): 6:35pm On Feb 24, 2012
Make we do ham 1.2m , I'll give you a call though
FoodRe: Table Etiquette- For Lefthanded People by tEsLim(m): 4:45pm On Feb 24, 2012
I bet he has never traveled out of Nigeria or lived with any eyinbo to really know how they are in real life. Tell an eyinbo girlfriend why she ate with the right hand or whatever hand she'll be like "Wtf , cos you bought me this shit you think you have the right to say shit? , stands up and pay for the food and leave you there and even tell you to keep the change/split change/tip with waiter "
FoodRe: Table Etiquette- For Lefthanded People by tEsLim(m): 2:32pm On Feb 24, 2012
snthesis now you denying your favorite join Mr. Biggs oh ok its KFC . :p Name on restaurant in Lagos if you actually took her to a restaurant.
PoliticsRe: Escape Of Kabiru Sokoto: Zakari Biu Dismissed From Nigeria Police Force by tEsLim(m): 2:27pm On Feb 24, 2012
How difficult can it be, let the mallams have their own state shekina. They might have found oil in the desert and all of this could just be bullshit conspiracy
FoodRe: Table Etiquette- For Lefthanded People by tEsLim(m): 2:16pm On Feb 24, 2012
And worst case scenario he must have taken the beautiful girl on a date to Mr. Biggs instead of a real restaurant. Nigerians and having dates at fast food joints. OMG @aribisala0 remember a friend throwing is veggies on the floor omg that was like 10years ago. Can't imagine it and when i said wtf , he said they must have someone employed to clean it up in the restaurant
CelebritiesRe: Whitney's Open Casket/is It In Bad Taste? Is The Press Fair? by tEsLim(m): 2:05pm On Feb 24, 2012
Treasure hunters go dig that grave unless them pay people and put alarm
FoodRe: Table Etiquette- For Lefthanded People by tEsLim(m): 1:56pm On Feb 24, 2012
She is right you are the bushman. And in today's world nobody tells you how to eat. What can be good etiquette to you can be disgusting to the other person. I'm left handed and even when I use the spoon only I hold the spoon with my left hand. Though I rendezvous to use the Bleep in my left hand because of people like you and maybe my mom who flogged the hell out of me when I was younger and got used to it. But nothing will change me from holding the pen in my left hand or using it in most other activities.

In Brasil I see a lot of people hold the Bleep in the right hand i.e my gf
AutosRe: For Sale Honda Civic 2006 1.3m Naija Used by tEsLim(op): 11:44am On Feb 24, 2012
Any offers? Just lookers?
AutosRe: For Sale Honda Civic 2006 1.3m Naija Used by tEsLim(op): 8:29pm On Feb 23, 2012
You can send emails too: majormediainc @ gmail dot com
AutosRe: For Sale Honda Civic 2006 1.3m Naija Used by tEsLim(op): 12:57pm On Feb 23, 2012
Phone number corrected sorry for mix up: 08027247145
CrimeRe: Robbery Gangs Raid Two Banks by tEsLim(m): 12:25pm On Feb 23, 2012
30 men gang. Na blood bath go happen if confronted. Them too plenty. Nigerian police station self no dey get reach 30 staffs. Maybe 10 na him dey always dey on duty and half of them dey road block
AutosFor Sale Honda Civic 2006 1.3m Naija Used by tEsLim(op): 8:59am On Feb 23, 2012
Honda Civic 06/07 for Sale N1.3m

Reason: Owner out of the country and car has been idle.

Drives well, fuel efficient, a/c , leather seats, alloy wheels, cd player

Serious buyer's Call/text: 08027247145. Mile2 Area (Lagos)

PoliticsRe: What Makes You A Nigerian? by tEsLim(m): 5:28pm On Feb 20, 2012
*Because i know how to dodge pore holes when i drive

* Have a Nigerian passport that requires visa to even south Africa ( mean transit visa self to step at their airport)
* because when i'm abroad and everywhere is silence i usually wonder if nepa as taken the light
* i speak pidgin English
* because i'm streetwise
* because the police have tried to kill me several times just for driving
*because i know how to cut corners and love it
*
FamilyRe: Your Opinion On Weekend Husbands. by tEsLim(m): 5:17pm On Feb 20, 2012
Easier to concentrate on hustle without the family. But sometimes when you miss the hell out of them you will cry lonely at night. Skype is helpful though. But then you hear the voice of your kids and they say " Dadd you said you are coming tommorow" and you say " No I mean month end" and you 4year old son doesn't understand month end. Thinks every future date must be tommorow. Well you promise him another Ben10 shirt and SpongeBob hat. And few more gadgets.

And yes you find it hard to explain to the girl in your away home that you are really married for real. Well shi.t you keep fu.ckin.g her too. THen she's playing along and hoping she gets pregnan.t. Atleast you wey fit they take care of your family wey de fresh like this go fit take care of me too. College girl get belle. You no fit tell your wife. So thus goes your secret other family.
BusinessRe: Ecowas To Introduce Single Currency By 2020 – Ekweremadu by tEsLim(m): 5:13pm On Feb 20, 2012
Can't they learn from the EU? Even people wey better pass them and dey 1000 years ahead of them failed. Foolish people
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help Needed, I Just Lost My Job Recently by tEsLim(m): 11:21pm On Feb 18, 2012
Well first things first safety. Some people are out htere ready to con you off your 800k that looks like shit money to you. Better try get the best outta what you got. Some people dont even have 20k in their bank acocunt and they are in same position about to get married
CrimeRe: Shocking: Female Banker Shot Dead In Lagos by tEsLim(m): 9:46am On Feb 08, 2012
Why should they mention UBA? And police beefed up security against reoccurence when this shit happen daily accross lagos
FamilyRe: How Often Should Married Couples Get Intimate? by tEsLim(m): 7:11am On Feb 07, 2012
Makes me feel like a Dinosour but just 6 years down the line though. Boring as mess! I dont want to talk much I found out NL is becoming rss feeds. But seriously sh.it is boring. And non-creative partner will make it worse. One way thing, same pattern, same pussy, same shit. And she'll wonder stupidly why you lost interest. Well you explained why 100 times , and you'd rather get more intense ejac / orgasm masturb.ating. Now when it gets to that point you know what I'm saying. You super close to havin.g another girl help her secretly. Atleast twice in a month servicing so you wont rust down there. People are different but how could someone want it daily and even 3 times daily but same way? LIke its a routine chore. Some women no go talk truth for here self.
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If Your Girlfriend Confesses To You That She Is An Ogbanje by tEsLim(m): 6:46am On Feb 07, 2012
I'll laugh at her she must be hallucinating , I dont believe in ogbanja. Maybe she smoked igbo
EducationRe: The State Of The English Language In Nigeria by tEsLim(m): 6:40pm On Feb 06, 2012
What would you expect when the people giving the awards are English themselves. They would appreciate someone that learnt there langauge. And I disagree when you included Spain. How many study materials have you seen in our native language? All the country you listed has huge libraries of materials in their own languages.
EducationRe: The State Of The English Language In Nigeria by tEsLim(m): 6:02pm On Feb 06, 2012
@all4naija I think you get me wrong. I've been to different countries where they do not have inventions or atlest where they teach things that where invented by other people but they are not forced to use English to explain. The kids learn faster in the own language you do not need to have a language barrier. I will take Turkey and Brazil for example. THey do not or I should say the rarely speak or understand English. The schools instructions are given in their own languages Turkish and Portuguese. And to these people or countries English is not important. Check the language chat and you will see that Mandarin is spoken by more people than English though its not widespread as they didn't colonize people further than Asia. Though it may seem to late for us to start the language thing but then. I would advice you to study Europe and see how its mostly ONE COUNTRY ONE LANGUAGE. Its easier for the people to progress like this not in the case of Nigeria where the British grouped different people with different goals into one country.
EducationRe: The State Of The English Language In Nigeria by tEsLim(m): 4:59pm On Feb 06, 2012
Why should I speak English in the first place? If no be for the brain dead leaders! English should be 2nd Language and my Yoruba should be first. Throughout the Yoruba land signs, atm machines and computers should be Yoruba. Go to Europe and see. Even South Africa , now our kids can't speak Yoruba properly. My kids can't pronounce "gb" and "p" in Yoruba. Because they're not in English instead of saying Gbogbo they say Bobo.
RomanceRe: Why Would You Consider A Second Wife ? by tEsLim(m): 3:55pm On Feb 06, 2012
Well , I dont see how polygamy is a sin though fast becoming frowned at these days. But people cheat more now than back in the days when they would just own up to responsibility and marry the new girl and treat her like a woman. Half the girls here sleep with married men but wil never admit it. Hypocrates na him plenty pass for the forum. And if you happen to become pregnant for the man what would you do?

I'm trying to get a 2nd home offshore; maybe Spain or somewhere they speak a different language smiley and not English. So they both will be from different background and wont be able to have anything in common or anything to discuss. Marrying a foreigner to be 2nd wife will be cool. And having enough resources to shuttle the flights. Better to have two than one. Yoruba prover talk say "Person thing no dey become two make him vex". But I'll prefer a foreign 2nd woman and kids shekina , I have no further explanation.

Dont be a coward.
PropertiesRe: Newly Built 4bdrm Bungalow In Awoyaya For Sale-N20m (with pictures) by tEsLim(m): 10:39am On Feb 03, 2012
Honestly that house over priced. Doesn't look anything near 20m. If I want to sell at good price I'll rather paint it , make interlock floors and make house look more presentable for sale. Max I can pay for such looking house is 8m its Awoyaya. I dont even like the structure looks too local. The burglaries behind the window are ugly too. I'm sorry just my two cents. I build homes from ground up myself , so that it can have my desired quality and aesthetics.

Good luck selling.
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Xbox 360 And Ipad2 16gb For Sale by tEsLim(op): 7:01pm On Jan 30, 2012
Both items have been sold

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