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Who don date akata or South American babe for here? If you live to tell the break up story thank your gods from Africa. This tori go be 15 page story if una wan hear.

Imagine travelling out of the country to receive a link of all your household belongings on eBay. I mean everything -garage sales. Even your underwears. On getting home house empty no single pin. Abroad oh! You furnish house well you go spend at least $20k. Make person auction everything for 2k. Max out your credit cards. You left behind incase of emergency in good faith. Na there you go know say naija babe no get craze. Na only winch them get.

Shy away from marathon sex if you want to get pregnant. The counts are higher when done once in the morning and bed time. Even with some people it's advice sex should be once in 24 hours to have allowed some level of recharge for the man. Knowing when the wife is ovulating is very important too. Someone who already had 3 kids had difficulty in on the fourth don't ask why he wants the fourth. But realized things have changed due to more stress in personal life. Most people aren't born important it happens later in life. Many times from bad habits we adopt as we grow. Some pickup alcohol and smoking when they became teenagers.

The man should not seat on hot platforms. Place hot objects on the laps. Keep heat away from the testicles. Eat properly. Protein and zinc is needed. Ginseng is helps. Vitamin supplements can help too. Don't forget to Cure all std. Stay away from alcohol. If you would use traditional sperm boosters (shepe, Agbo Jedi, afato, dr. Towolabi, Yemkem titanic 1000, oko oloyun, dr. Pile, and some low level general Products like alombo, oshomo, etc )ask for the ones made with honey or water not the ones extracted with alcohol. Though an average naija guy should have the previously mentioned arsenal in his wardrobe. Because in today's world of maggi fast food without that arsenal you probably won't be able to proof your are true naija man. Why you think foreign girls one die there? At the airport the customs always laugh when travel with my arsenal at the check-in counter.

Note I'm Not impotent. Father of multiples. You don't wanna know what my friends call me. Grandfathers on both sides probably had 20+. Dad had a football team. And I promised not to fail my ancestors as long as money dey. Check husband family history too maybe them lineage they just gamble get one kid in their life time and be forming its because they are educated and love child spacing. One child is not child spacing my sista. See odds 20:1

That kid called sojay with trybe record is hot like fire. Then i think one other dude called femi isnt doing bad. Timi dakolo is super - but he probably want to stick to jesus type fan base. The r&b genre is underrated in Naija. People don't want good music. It has to be headache type party tunes always. We need more r&b artist

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Dont say things you do not know. The carnival culture was made popular by Brazil but its not Brazilian. Its AFRICAN! It started in AFRICA! Africans are known to have carnival culture for ages. Almost all tribes did have masquerade parades at village squars. This was taking to Brazilian by the African slaves. Gets your fact right. Know your roots. Black man know yourself.

Thats the irony of life. Looking at the boys picture alone is worrisome. An obsessive compulsive disorder isn't good regardless of how you see it. He may go crazy. Its probably good for his health. In Nigeria people over study because the classes actually dont teach nothing. Teachers just come to class and scribble sh!t on the blackboard. One professor to 1500 student. Who studied in IFE will know what it is when you arrive late and the lecture is happening in amphi-theater I can't remember the spelling or proper name of that place if it was Amphi or Afri. You can't even here the professor talking. You can't see the board. You know how many students are with eye defects and can't afford to go see the optometrist/ophthalmologist? When I schooled abroad and saw the difference I realized we didn't need to read like mad-men to know what we are being taught in class. Simple attendance does it.

The lecturers know what they are saying. Imagine entering a lecture room with 'climate control' heats up in winter cools down in summer. All classes with projectors and animation feeds. Just watching the projectiles you good to go if you are not brain dead. Only about 40 of us per class. And professors have hours to consult with students in office. You are not scared of talking to them. They encourage you to come see them whatever your problem is; if you are shy send emails. Classes with wifi. Lecturer responds your email even at nights. I'm surprised was wondering how much they pay the lecturers for such dedication. TO even reply emails at night. Or maybe they just love there jobs! When will Nigeria get to this stage? Free transport for students within campus and campus community. WAR IS COMING IN NIGERIA!

Link to your website is dead. You can hit me though via email.

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Yeah still boils down to how you always want to be appreciated with you 0.000005% financial commitment/contribution. Because you bought diapers and bath soaps? You do cash payment for the 2nd house then make you know how he go sound like for you bank account (Habby we no deserve holiday home for village?). Yeah old-school cartoon dey oh. Carton no be cartoon.

Yeah women always want to be appreciated. Nobody cares to know how the new family car sitting in the garage arrived. And the house is 100% cash down payment. I bought her car after so much pressure and now I have to gas/fix it too? How the family financial budget keeps rising inexplicably? Yeah and I traded the idea of a BMW/Audi for that family bus and got an average Honda for daily commute. Yes I cook too their mom knows when she met me. I'm still a better cook. But just too busy now. Now I wait 1hour+ for you guys to dress up when we going out. How come you are asking me where Ope's shoes are? A Do I share socks/shoes with him? And how I'm almost an outcast in my own house. You want African Magic, Kids want Carton Network and you guy see me as a boring guy that watches CNN/EuroNews/Bloomberg/Channels TV ... There is a lot of 'cheeky' tricks I put up with too.. we just don't talk about it much. Ofcourse I'm not a superman so something must have been happening behind the scene.

Those are challenges of being a father/husband.

Appreciate me too!

Well the above is kinda joke. half truth, half joke. I do a lot too sha. Change diapers, they prefer me take their bath. Mom is easily provoked and beats them up. Dont know why they cry more when she baths them. Always complains about soap getting in their eyes but with me no. They're boys so its more fun for us to go out together, shop together. I watch Ben10 too. Though I'm more into older cartoons like Vultron.

Now how stupid is it for someone to cover his eyes with blood? Does he wants to go blind. I guess the blood of Jesus must be some 1billion gallons.

Thanks for the beautiful pictures. Its great to see few people that still appreciate the African culture. I'm Atheist myself and believe in freedom of knowledge and religion. I would like to believe the people that haven't moved forward are those that are still stocked and sucked into crazy ideas of religion superiority; - which can be compared to race superiority in my opinion. No human is greater than another, just differences in level of intelligence which any human who puts his/her mind at learning will achieve unless/maybe born with mental defect or just indifferent about learning. Because we weren't born with pre-knowledge of the things yet to come or our later experiences in life. And I would like to believe no religion is greater either.

The more peaceful a religion is the better it is or I may tend to like it. Islam and Christianity by history have been instruments of mass murder from generations to generations. Their gods tell them funny things. The christian god put hates between Palestinians and Israelites. And being African I wouldn't want to worship a racist Christian god. And the Islamic god put hate against anyone who is not Muslim. This are ridiculous ideas in modern times.

I have lived in Brazil for mother an a year now and I see how the Yoruba culture/gods/religion is being appreciated. For your information Brazil isn't been a 3rd world country for a long time now. Even when they called it 3rd world you can't compare the precolonial Brazil to the recent Nigeria. I'm talking about the 6th richest country in the world.

I do not believe in gods but neither do I totally disapprove of the idea of superpowers. Because it may seems that at the moment there is no practical real-time proof of gods or their works but maybe in nearest future. But then I wouldn't totally say they don't exist.

Please do not quote my message if 1. You believe your pastor is god or the mouth piece of god. 2. If you can't hold logical & intelligent conversation 3. If the only thing you know about your god is from reading popular scripts like Qur'an and The christian testaments.

Dont be deceived by the dressing.. those guys break headboards. My friend dated a girl from that church.. she has more fetishes/fantases than all the girls in the playboy mansion combined.

Ibadan may increase my courier rate And the theme of my gift is Xmas/Family. Maybe generic hamper boxes.

How can Nigerians living abroad deliver hamper boxes or buy gift online and have them delivered before xmas or close to xmas for friends and family in Nigeria. I would like to know if anybody know people offering this services. I have searched the internet and got nothing I can work with or trust. I know I have a list of at least 10 people mostly living in the Ikorodu area.

Pls mode you can help put this up the front page

I'm sorry but whats the car problem? Because this cars are known for serious electrical problem. 80% of the time it will show the owner pepper!!! After spending maybe 1m+ you problably still wouldn't be able to fix its problems.

They yawn because its boring down there. There are no toys to play with. And some fetus are so bored down there that the try to commit suicide with their biblical cord. Some caught in the act are called "ajayi" in Yoruba. Child born with the chord around is neck.

Its gonna get worse. Since the criminals are becoming more educated than the police chiefs. Thats an insult to the cops chiefs with only WAEC certificates. And now lets see how a WAEC holder will investigate and catch a dodgy PHD holder in advance superdense-kinetic-mechanical engineering with 3 thesis awaiting patent in perpetual motion mechanism. . He even studied astrophysics of spatial-array-attack application in warfare. He probably worked on mechanic forensic evidence recovery and disintegration during is research days. :p Good luck cops.

2 to 3 days ir whenever it start smelling. I use for multiple days because i dont go to bed in underwears. Sleep naked.

What shoudl the citizens do even when the police are trying to escape. Its usually other way round. Thieves try to escape not the police trying to escape.

Can somebody help me get my money from this people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 sabunda.com now known as http://www./. thieves and online fraudsters. they don't deliver merchandise.

He should step down. Atleast that will be one problem solved

Men I still dont have my money from this douchebags.

A man must be a robot and the man shall worship her with his sweat. Retarded rules. Live your life naturally. Be yourself. mess the rules.

They sent me an email that I'm getting paid on Friday. But Friday is past and I just looked at my account no money and my email has nothing notifying me of a payment process or an actual payment. This people are 100% incompetent. Well maybe I should wait for another month to hear story of how they couldnt' pay me back due to them owing their staffs. Its month end I guess they haven't paid staffs why should they make refunds.

They didn't reply the first email. I spoke to a customer care person who gave me another email. And I got reply 24hours later saying they will make payment/refund. The email reads payments are made on Fridays. So I wi'll wait till friday

I hear same is happening with PZ in the other side of Ikorodu, Odogunyan. The big corporations buy bulk electricity. And makes more business sense to PHCN to have one customer that pays straight up and constantly than pursuing slums that are hesitant to pay dues. Situations like this are more frequent when national corporations like PHCN are privatised. Who kows the history of ENRON with California. When energy was privatised and people suffered power shortages and rationing.

Where can I report them? Any internet business monitoring service in Nigeria? Well people can help with resourceas here.

Yeah really sad some rip off website

I bought shoes for my kids on this lame website called sabunta.com and after 1 month and two weeks they sent lame email on how they can't fullfil the other they have received money for for more than a month. What I don't understand is if they are now trying to tell me I can't receive a refund i.e that I'm getting a voucher on there website so I can wait another 2 months when I use the voucher only to know again that the order is not in-stock too. Please someone help me understand this online scammers.

I have been pursuing them for all this while. They never update client. They don't even knowledge your payment. They can't tell you order progress. Poorest customer service you can ever experience. Can you imagine how many customers website like amazon.com have and they still can keep intouch properly with clients? These people called sabunta have no excuses. And most likely from what I deduct they are South Africans taking money and not delivering products.
Here is an extract of the letter they just sent:

Dear Sabunta customer,


Thank you once again for shopping on Sabunta.com. We are sorry to inform
you that we are unable to deliver the items that you ordered as they are no
longer in stock. We recognize that this may present some inconveniences and
we apologize for this,if you paid for these items by credit card or bank
deposit Sabunta offers you a voucher at the same value as the money you
paid.


The Sabunta team appreciates your patience as we continue to look for ways
to serve you better and bring you the best online shopping experience in
Nigeria. Please do visit our website www.Sabunta.com to check out our new
offerings in the coming weeks.

If you still have specific questions about your orders, please feel free to
call our customer care lines at 08.189.783.110 or email
service@sabunta.comand our customer service team will be glad to help
you!

Thank you for shopping with Sabunta!

Regards
Sabunta Customer care

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