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I didn't say that was me. I'm just painting a picture for you guys damn people putting me in that miserable guys shoe. Well many men in similar situation though. Olosho /uni college girl did a good job to get the Blackberry Bold touch , housewife should learn from her

If I can get the constant bj and role playing thing going in the house and good weekends that looks like boyfriend & girlfriend and no kids bumping and hitting on the door! Even when you know my mums house is just 10mins drive away and kids always welcome there for the weekend. That would be awesome and no need to escape for drinks at lounges where you will meet olosho tight jeans girls. And for once she can keep up the swag like i do! How the hell i still look fit and you are fat now? And boring sex too? I didn't bargain for that. African magic downstairs even when there is a tv in the master-room up too "I hate africanmagic!"and you wait till , shit you know I sleep early self damn. Housewives are useless are just good for cooking and taking care of kids, similar to house helps , I guess that's why she doesn't want an house maid in the house to take her place. Now I'm glued to work and internet , yeah my bedroom fridge got all sorts of vodka that helps me sleep -- By the way I wanna tell you girls today men can EJACULATE without ORGASM/CLIMAX. There is quality cum! And there is just what we call release.

Hope I didn't sound off topic. Why wont the guy up there cheat?

Poor journalism. Shey dis people they go school of journalism. I'll slap my little boy if he writes such crap. I can tell what diction this person will speak with

YOu have to buy more bandwidth , thats not unlimited

Is the 30k going to be work at home i.e even my sista can do customer care by just sitting at home and receiving the phone calls?

Looks like an old thread way back re-invented. I can remember this vividly

Bill should help this silly GEJ update is brain OS; format it and install brand new Win7 OS with Service Pack 20 on GEJ for efficiency maybe we'll notie any difference in the country. And install all the production tools too. Or clone the software that controls any of the USA presidents and just install on this GEJ

Well the business needs to take a nuew dimension I guess Nigerians dont know how to handle things like this. Business do evolve over time. I can still run a cafe and make money. But now its not just gonna be a boring internet shop as people have cheap internet on their blackberries

This is what I will do if I where you.

1. Setup a coffe shop / news shop with internet access. The internet access could be monthly or per use. I'll provide wireless connection for my customers as most customers now have faster laptops and mobile devices than the big in your face desktops seen in cafe's back in the days

2. Make the place more relaxing and more like a place you just wanna go and chill and a place you always wanna come back to. Harness all the soccer fans by providing free viewing for their sports but with a catch "the gotta buy something or surf while at it"

Nothing wrong with you? I've been there and still there lol. I started with older ladies; though these days the smallies are melting my heart. But some older ladies are just super awesome to be with though at certain age nothing really mattes anymore

Submitted application 12th September no news till now. First application to Uk though. Anybody experiencing same delay? I was told 15working days tomorrow will be the 15th if I'm right

He's from Kanu Nwankwo's local government Arochukwu and state

All Nigerian movies are rated 16 on DSTV people should LISTEN!!!! I always warn them. And nigerian movies are so loaded with negative contents

I guess the source of the news is wikileaks

USPR how is your Solar or renewable energy research going. I would like to send you an email though on something I"m working on and ask few questions too.

Salvages are no no from the current experience I'm having. Plus if they're fixed in Nigeria just for sale. There are lots of hidden traps and stuff you have to deal with later. And you will pay back! Coupled with stress going to mech on and off.

Buy clean title and get piece of mind. Instead of low mileage accident a clean title with long mileage is what I'll do next time

You marry guy-man come dey complain. I no like woman like you wey no get patience. Very soon things go change. Buy white plastic chair two dozen take support your husband ministry; make him start for una compound first. Very soon people go begin donate car and things. Funny enough una no fit talk say una no dey f.uc.k meaning say pastor dey commot cluth match break when him wan release or una dey do abortion sorry yeah family planning dey or na postinor2? Support the ministry charity begins at home; contact me if him need investor but himgats get juju for magic so customer go plenty and i go reap back my profit asap

Well maybe morally disgusting and unacceptable. But scientifically I dont think so, when your unwashed dishes or food material carry more bacteria than the spent toothpaste from the mouth. Do you know the toilet sit is said to have lesser bacteria than your average kitchen cutting-board/chop board ? But you would readily take your hand to the mouth after touching a used kitchen knife or chop-board than a toilet sit lol


I dont do it though because my entire house is ensuited with toilet/bath in each room and for example my kitchen is downstairs so why go downstairs to brush when I have a bathroom right in my room.

Maybe na born-again-christian love which comes with a lot of hypocrisy. Sista ask the brother out. And by the way sex is good , can help you guys bond so dont call Jesus into this business. He doesn't wanna know i tell you

Only in Nigeria will you hear that an hospital rejects a patient! Everytime !!!! Most of the hospitals only supply anti-malaria drugs like a pharmacy. They dont even carry test any longer. You just go they ask how you feel giv you drugs thats all , can't perform nothing!

Nairaland becoming dry why is this question / post reshuffled and brought to front page. Its a old one. Are the mods so lazy or getting desperate?

It all depends on situation and circumstances and the type of guy you talking about. I live life as it come and I'm more into plural relationship. I've never been really single since I started dating and never really been with one partner at a time in my whole enter life. If I do it would be that I have someone I'm committed to; and then someone else on the queue who is just a potential girlfriend (who puts the main girlfriend on check; i didn't care if they knew each other). Though one time I took a break for say 3years after my first son.   . So when someone breaks up with me or I do there is someone in the queue who was Assistant Girlfriend who will now be promoted to Girlfriend. I know i'm bleeped up but dont judge me. Hit the ball not the player.

But still with this strategy I had this girl one time that I didn't have time for but we was kinda dating I like her because she was this homely good girl and she'd always complained about me not caring and not being there. Well one day she met a guy that was all the way there and she just told me straight up she moved on. I was shocked at this innocent omo-mummy girl now coming out bold and telling me its over and nothing i can do about it. That was the first time i felt anything . Maybe because i under-estimated her and all that , but then I always still remember that that was the only girl that broke up with me and I almost cried.  I see it all as a game , dont bash me. But well my game works for me. Self check: I think i'm one insecure ba.star.d

Someone said "The power of relationship is in the hands of who cares less"

By the way , all these ladies I've met always get fond of me and like me real hard, just to later find out that i'm a screwed up mo.t.herfucker thats just cool but got different philosophy about love and trust. I'm open though , very open to ideas.  Wondering if I attempt to fall in love maybe there would be a girl that will come and revenge for all the other girls I've gone through , so the game gotta just keep going on like that!

I've been longing for a new luxury watch a Either Tag, Ulysse Nardin , Breitling, Cartier, Patek Philipe, Audemars Piguet or Rolex.

Or just buy me a nice bottle of Champagne (Rose) , if your broke , I"ll even share with you and we talk

I've been longing for a new luxury watch a Either Tag, Ulysse Nardin , Breitling, Cartier, Patek Philipe, Audemars Piguet or Rolex.

Or just buy me a nice bottle of Champagne (Rose) , if your broke , I"ll even share with you and we talk

Yes we are taken, but if you dont mind to join the Nwopopopopoko's.  Space dey

I guess the thing don wan kill the owner abi? Talk true!

I'm ready to continuously forgive her. Knowing she can't over take me in the game I've mastered so well  , if she does then that's cheating = divorce  

This is regular express road in Lagos mainland / outskirts Idinmu, Egbeda, Iyana Ipaja, Ikorodu, and things. This people shouldn't complain about this can small pore hole na. COme lagos come see flood you go fear. So please sharap

Shina was real back when we was younger. And I believe he was huge threat because he had more sophisticated weapon and I think that's all. Now things are different. Unless the police dont wanna work

Total failure. People get paid to stay in relationships in Nigeria now Failed generation!

Untaxed money from brain washed followers.

Jamo boy with yoruba connect

He should have taken a picture with him or ask him to sign an autograph I can help him arrange for it to be auctioned at the London Auction House for $20billion. Delusional LIAR! Maybe most of this religious folks are insane , I think insanity starts when people dont use logic and common sense