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FamilyRe: Help! Mine Jobless 18 Years Old Brother Just Bought A Car Worth 5million Naira by tEsLim(m): 2:54pm On Oct 30, 2011
WEll dont be jealous , teaach im money management and help him go back to school either in a private uni in nigeria or abroad. goodluck. money is a good thing
TravelRe: Need Info On Brazil (cost, Lifestyle Etc) by tEsLim(op): 2:42pm On Oct 30, 2011
Yuck! Sucks, I'm gonna post pictures when I return
FamilyRe: A Wife Material But Not Well Educated by tEsLim(m): 12:57am On Oct 27, 2011
She 's still very young. Dont even be thinking of marriage now. Let her go to school but be-careful dont put all your mind to it. She can go to school and then fall in love with a course mate or lecturer cheesy. But still then if after school she still chooses you after all the exposure and everything then she really loves you. Else dont come back to nairaland crying that you have spent all your savings sending a girl to school and she ran way with another man
FoodRe: Are There Soup Kitchens In Nigeria? by tEsLim(m): 9:50pm On Oct 26, 2011
I beg when did the churches become NGO's? Abi which levels? They are established for profit reasons tithes and offerings so you want them to then throw this money at beggars? Beggar giving out to beggar? Its impossible na.
Christianity EtcRe: Mention Few Common Practices Between Islam And Christianity. by tEsLim(m): 9:47pm On Oct 26, 2011
1. They both believe in imaginary friends and invisible matters
2. Both followers cant do logical reasoning
3. Both religions have super best selling fiction books i.e bible & quran they are called holy books
4. They dislike any other religion except theirs.
5. They both hate atheist
6. Both a tools of mind manipulation
7. More people have died because of both establishment; even wars have been waged and genocides commited.
8. They both worship racist and discriminating gods. the god in the bible like Israelites and hates Palestinians.
9. THey both suck
10. .
TravelRe: Need Info On Brazil (cost, Lifestyle Etc) by tEsLim(op): 10:48am On Oct 26, 2011
Honestly not really hustle. I have a lot going for me in Nigeria. And not my first time traveling. Spent few times in the EU area. I"ll try first with an holiday. I'm actually looking for a place to resettle. As MRBROWNJAY left nairaland? And I dont need too much unknown people around me. I rather make friends gradually and know what things they do. Wont want to be prosecuted for offenses I dont know. If you meet naija guy abroad you gotta really know him well to be hanging around him.

I hear its a nice place to resettle if possible. True talk is I wouldn't mind naturalizing there I see their passport is strong. Thats all I need not the hustle.
TravelRe: Need Info On Brazil (cost, Lifestyle Etc) by tEsLim(op): 3:58pm On Oct 25, 2011
Seems nobody likes Brazil with all the beaches and gorgeous sexies
FamilyRe: What Do You Miss About Your Mum? by tEsLim(m): 9:43am On Oct 25, 2011
Yup if she didn't call all the time. Even when I'm doing the kini sad ,  if you are not careful you might think its a girl i dumped stalker thats ringing up my phone always. My dad was worse at calling though ,  I miss him now because he's late. The crime I committed was that I'm the first child
RomanceRe: Ever Taken Advantage Of Your Partner? by tEsLim(m): 8:29am On Oct 25, 2011
The power of a relationship is the hands of who cares less!
TravelRe: Need Info On Brazil (cost, Lifestyle Etc) by tEsLim(op): 9:44pm On Oct 24, 2011
3 months with intent of maybe coming back 2014. But how's life there?
TravelNeed Info On Brazil (cost, Lifestyle Etc) by tEsLim(op): 8:47pm On Oct 24, 2011
Please I would like to get info on living in brazil. I plan spending 3 months just to enjoy myself, experience the place and I plan to come back around the world cup time 2014. I sent an email to MrBrownJay no reply for him maybe it got in his spam or he just ignored

Here are things I wanna know

1. Average cost of rent. And to know hwo people live in the safe areas I hear tourist should stay away from shanty towns. I think I'm interested in Natal, Curtiba, Teresina, Florinapolis (Santa Catarina)

2. The cuisine, general facilities (internet access, shopping malls) lifestyle, clubs, the people (girls) etc

3. The language how easy to learn. I'm very interested in learning Portuguese and Espanol (thinking of Argentina for Espanol)

4. How do English language speaker survive. The attitude of the people to tourist or foreigners. What does it take lets say you get there and fall in love with the place can you extend your stay or have to go out and then come back? What does it take to get residency?

Thanks
RomanceRe: Will U Accept A Man Younger Than You? by tEsLim(m): 8:41pm On Oct 24, 2011
What else do I want?

All this smallies get serious wahala. And they dont even have sense of direction. Older babe is ready and composed. I earn more more Bleep. And even some people say she's attracted cos of $$$. Smallies no go put head for wan place. I rather be with the been there don dat babe thats ready to do things. How else would I have a family by now cheesy ? Smallies want everything ipad2, galaxy tab, bb storm 9 etc.

On the rare you will find smallies that a matured though. And sometiems old girls that are very immature and rude. So matureity na individual matter


1. She fine and even young pass her age wella; cos if she looked old maybe I wouldn't have dared
2. Stable for head no dramma
3. Respect me pass smallie self (wey dey always use abusive words as play)
Foreign AffairsRe: Condolence Register For Ghadaffi : by tEsLim(m): 3:43pm On Oct 24, 2011
Bravery but an eccentric radical. I regret how they kill him he shouldn't have been killed like that. The West is doing us bad
RomanceRe: Women, What Is Your Impression Of Men That Wear Earrings ? by tEsLim(m): 3:34pm On Oct 24, 2011
And btw only wear white golds , dont know why maybe cos I'm black. And I usually have a feeling people wont tink whtie gold is gold and wont look at me putting on something luxurious. Cos anything yellow even if its fake will be looked and in naija that could get you mugged. But gotta love 'em black diamonds cheesy
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries by tEsLim(m): 12:07pm On Oct 24, 2011
@ericko thanks. I contacted an immigration lawyer who is looking into my appeal he said he would ask them to review the application. That by law births for the children can be registered before 18years of age for the kids at anytime. And yeah I have some invoices on my name for few jobs so I'll mailed them to my lawyer too smiley Thanks nairalanders
RomanceRe: Women, What Is Your Impression Of Men That Wear Earrings ? by tEsLim(m): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2011
Well
I wear black diamonds on both ears. Choose black because they dont shine and attract attention and not the big ones too. Dont do it at home anymore I have two sons sad , I think I maybe influencing them early. When I'm away / abroad I wear my studs. I love them and really dont want being a father to get in the way. Btw I used to be into entertainment and still love entertainment biz reason I'm opening a night club soon. No cubic zircons real diamond wink
PoliticsRe: Would You Join A Nigerian Revolution? by tEsLim(m): 11:39am On Oct 24, 2011
I'll contribute to a revolution on all ways I can physically , financially and motivate orders
RomanceRe: Alright It's ok by tEsLim(m): 11:36am On Oct 24, 2011
Are there any available statistics for infection rate in Nigeria? And demographs?
RomanceRe: Will U Accept A Man Younger Than You? by tEsLim(m): 10:50am On Oct 24, 2011
Cradle robbers and cougars plenty for the forum self person no no self. Yup my woman is 5years older and been together for 5years; 2 boys. She's scared sometimes and insecure , but I think that would still happen regardless of age. Its individual, women are like wine the older the . . .
Christianity EtcRe: Why More Christians Are Becoming Atheists? by tEsLim(m): 8:19am On Oct 23, 2011
Wetin concern atheism with communism self; they use by force find point
TravelRe: A Day At The Nigerian Embassy In New York - Let Us Laugh Together by tEsLim(m): 8:18am On Oct 23, 2011
A friend is suppose to visit Nigeria with me they have her passport for 3months now! We sent to the DC embassy. So tell me what the embassy is keeping her passport for? They called once and said they're having technical difficulty. We even paid $85 or something to expedite the visa
TravelRe: Your Advice For Someone Visiting Lagos For The First Time? by tEsLim(m): 3:52pm On Oct 22, 2011
1, first 3days in Lagos no commot first understand the street way you dey live first. no who be who
2. no think say you sharp pass that your cousin wey don dey Lagos tey tey go they run around behind ham ,  learn the life gradually
3. Don't talk to strangers - dont accept favors; dont do favors. And be vigilante always not paranoid
4. Better live in an estate  or an upper class environment
5. Eru-iku-phobia is the beginning of wisdom (the fear of tout)
6. When a small kid points gun at you, dont doubt or wait to confirm if its real. Just surrender your laptop and phones
Christianity EtcRe: Why More Christians Are Becoming Atheists? by tEsLim(m): 6:17pm On Oct 21, 2011
More Christians are getting liberated. And seeing how illogical this religions are. Millions of people have died in the name of god. An invisible friend without evidence of existence
Christianity EtcRe: Has Atheism Ever Gotten U Into Trouble? by tEsLim(m): 6:15pm On Oct 21, 2011
You dont have to tell people you are atheist wink , you just explain things openly and help them think outside the box. You can't tell some people you dont believe in God and dont have a religion. Thats what I do. There are people I dont even discuss religion with. I just be mute lol , cos you will start hearing all sorts of how you will end up in hell.
RomanceRe: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by tEsLim(m): 7:29pm On Oct 17, 2011
Me nko ?  undecided
CelebritiesRe: We Expect Baba Suwe To Excrete Six Times – Ndlea by tEsLim(m): 8:15pm On Oct 16, 2011
Babasuwe's excretes getting more popular than him himself
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by tEsLim(m): 11:09am On Oct 16, 2011
Hstar your mom is hot, that kinda of albino is 100% milf na.

btw if the skin looks and feel nice not the cracked ones fine but no wont wanna make babies with them sad just relate no relationship
CelebritiesRe: Us Singer, Brandy Talks About Her New Found Love For Nigeria by tEsLim(m): 11:03am On Oct 16, 2011
She would have been stupid not to love Nigeria after the money , what do you expect? Pay me and I'll say more
CrimeRe: Police Kill Two Brothers Over Alleged N20 Bribe by tEsLim(m): 10:43am On Oct 16, 2011
Who is that fool that says bad eggs must be flushed from the police? Sorry all the eggs are bad. So they need to be disbanded as a whole.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mrs Meniru Grace Egonaekwu Misplace Items Found by tEsLim(m): 10:41am On Oct 16, 2011
Go to police station eithe rof these things will happen.

1. Sir I found this bag and I decided to bring it to the police station. Police: Thief you are a stupid man you think say we no get sense? Where you keep the dollars wey you meet inside this bag? I go put you for gaurdroom now you go confess.

2. Sir I found this bag and I decided to bring it to the police station. Police: (thikin in hsi mind) , when this idiot leave this place i go no how i go settle the thing. This bag go fit my wife mama karo, and even self e be like say phone dey inside the bag and I need new phone too. DPO go collect the WAEC sertificate and other documents

3. Sir I found this bag and I decided to bring it to the police station. Police: (Calling PRESS people gaurdian, thisday etc) Press Release: A man approached the police station with a bomb looking item at 6pm Wednesday night , he has been arrested and investigation has began. Shows picture of honest guy now but with guns and 300 cartridges of live ammunition.

Use radio station instead abeg. And make sure its a private radio station too
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Hate The Bible So Much? by tEsLim(m): 10:36am On Oct 16, 2011
Why would I hate the best selling novel? I've read it twice cover to cover. I liked the fiction and everything but then got bored with the repetitions too. but its all good. I shall read it again when I embark on a lonely journey / road trip
PoliticsRe: Prince Alade Oyediran, Ogbomoso Oil Magnate, Murdered by tEsLim(m): 10:32am On Oct 16, 2011
Empower them by

1. Providing local scholarships
2. Establishing tuition free vocational school for the locals and at graduation buying them tools or leasing tools to them.
3. Provide HIRE-PURCHASE leasings pepole feed themselves and then own the stuffs like taxi, tricycles, sewing machines

Even when you go to the zoo you will see signs "Dont feed the animal" lol

Yup dont feed people you making them develop bad dependance habit

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