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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 8:36am On May 19, 2017
Lol! Herrera a SHIT player according to some canopy analyst on this forum won the POTY.

Those who voted for him to win it must be blind to see that he's a SHIT player.

The Poole that one was suggesting to play as our DM wasn't even shotlisted for anything not to talk of winning a spoon. Lol!

If some people on this forum are given the opportunity to coach this our team, i swear they'll relegate this team to League two with the type of players they'll be using.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 7:05pm On May 18, 2017
'HE MADE ME INTO A ROBOT' - FORMER MAN UTD BOSS VAN GAAL SLAMMED BY SCHNEIDERLIN

The France international has opened up on his testing spell at Old Trafford, with a move to Everton required to bring enjoyment back to his game
Morgan Schneiderlin has accused Louis van Gaal of turning him into “a robot” at Manchester United by removing all freedom from his game.
The France international was taken to Old Trafford by the Dutch coach in a big-money transfer in the summer of 2015.

He arrived as one of the most highly-rated midfielders in the Premier League, but left for Everton in January 2017 having struggled to make the expected impact.
Schneiderlin believes that is down to the methods of a manager who tried to stifle him, with Van Gaal seeking to turn him into a different player than the one he signed.
Speaking to French newspaper
L’Equipe , the 27-year-old said: “This first year with Louis Van Gaal sticks in the throat.

“I didn’t take any pleasure on the pitch. He left me little freedom in my game, even though I have quite a lot of experience in the Premier League.
“With him, I felt like playing a robot. They said to me, ‘You must never go and get the ball in this part of the pitch, you must not do this, that’. These instructions may have disturbed me a little.


“When a player wonders during a game – ‘But what does the coach want me to do in this situation?’ – he begins to be less efficient. Especially at Manchester United, in a context where all matches are scrutinised by the media and where one can quickly be criticised from everywhere.”
Schneiderlin made 39 appearances in all competitions under Van Gaal in the 2015-16 campaign, but was an unused substitute in United’s FA Cup triumph.
He then failed to break into the side once Jose Mourinho inherited the managerial reins, with a £20 million move made to Everton during the winter transfer window.

http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/8/main/2017/04/09/34443532/he-made-me-into-a-robot-former-man-utd-boss-van-gaal-slammed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 12:13pm On May 16, 2017
SIRcumalot:
I hope we no just dey buy the finest player for market instead of what we actually need. that na were wahala go start.
Though he has good stats despite having limited playing time of late but I don't know if he'll bring the same performance level to EPL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 12:08pm On May 16, 2017
Oasis007:
I really don't understand why some Peeps do not want him at United. He's an upgrade on Mata and Mkhtaryan as a RW/RMF/AM.

He can also score Free kicks and fantastic Goals. I hope the Club sign him.
You did not even mention Lingard.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 12:02pm On May 16, 2017
hensben:
a lw should be running backward when opponent player, a defender for that matter is holding the ball in his half huh ah!
Why should he be the one doing the pressing? Where were others that played centrally and more advanced?

So, Eric Dier played as a defender in that match. No further response.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 9:18am On May 16, 2017
hensben:
Good you said when your team is been attack, in martial's case, Eric Dier was holding the ball close to his 18 yard box, instead of Martial to press him he was running backward to join LB. mou effect. Stop denying the fact mou play coward football, mostly against top team.
If he played at LW, why will he be the one to do the pressing when there are other attacking midfielders who are closer to him?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 8:46am On May 16, 2017
hensben:
They think quality players is their problem, mou tactics is. He set up hid team to play like stoke city just to get one or two trophies for self aggravation. When the players are tired of his exhaustive tactics they rabel against him by under performing, just for him to get sacked.
And the team had more shots and more shots on target than Stoke and even your team.

The team also has more key passes than stoke and your team.

The team missed the most big chances in the league. That's more than stoke and your team.

If you have a personal beef with Mou, just say it.

I saw martial against Tottenham running back to join LB in defense when Eric Dier was with the ball in their half, I just laugh and shake my head.
So in the system your your team plays, Hazard doesn't do any defensive duties. He doesn't go back to assist your wingbacks when the team is being attacked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 8:31pm On May 15, 2017
eph12:
With quality chances we can work with Rashford. You don't expect Rash to form superman with all those aerial balls. Give him balls on the ground that he can run to and he will leave defenders behind. With quality guys behind him he will perform much better. Unless Mourinho sticks to his aerial balls.
We cannot rely on Rashford alone as our striker. The guy is just 19yrs old and still learning. There are lots of times when he misses ground chances as well. We equally need experienced striker as part of our immediate need in the team. Rashford is for the future.

Even when we bought Rooney as an explosive striker, we had Ruud and Saha who were totally different from Rooney.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 7:06pm On May 15, 2017
eph12:
Yes we have the money for everybody but we should have priorities. This is same position we bought best player in Germany for. Competition is good but it's no use having unhappy players especially when we are just returning to the top. The CM RW and explosive LB should be the priority now. Nothing exciting here at all. We still have Mata and Mkhi that can fit in well into that number 10.
You guys are not even talking about buying a good striker.

Since Ibra isn't going to be part of the team, we are left with only Rashford. The were tmes in the past when we have at least three diffetent quality strikers at a time. We need to return to those days so that all these chances being wasted will be converted.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 6:58pm On May 15, 2017
Saw this on twitter:

Usta (Trabzonspor president): "We're focusing on signing a midfielder & striker. The midfielders we're in talks with are Fellaini & Natcho."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 2:30pm On May 13, 2017
MetaHuman:
if you had asked if it's 2013/ 2014 and not 2012/2013 which we all know was faggotson last premier league after losing to mancity on 2013/2014 on goal difference, then I would have taken my L and leave quietly?

By the way, do you still remember that awesome last minute aguero goal that shattered faggotson's dream? grin
This guy is a real wack. His wack doesn't have rival.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 8:32pm On Apr 30, 2017
Celta Vigo mean business in their coming Europa game against us. They rested about six or seven of their regulars in the league game they are currently playing against Bilbao.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:45pm On Apr 27, 2017
SIRcumalot:
I hope you're not the only that sees that pogba sized hole in our midfield.

Jose can setup Herrera, Fellaini and Carrick to stifle the opponent attacking moves but who engineers our own attacking plays?

I hope his ready for the Swansea game.
As much as Pogba over does things in matches, we missed him today because of his well tailored passes he used to loft behind centre backs.

Micki isn't fully adapted to EPL games. He was so poor in that match losing possession or getting dispossed anyhow. I hope he improves next season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:33pm On Apr 27, 2017
elampiro:
Rashford only knows about run run run. He couldn't contest for balls to try to win some and bring others into play.
That's part of what IBRA brings into the game. Rashford still needs to learn that but he's good when we possess the ball. Though he's still young but he needs to start learning fast.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Show me that of Herrera....i know dt one has 1 or 2 reds.
Herrera has 5 yellow cards and 1 red card which was due to 2 yellow cards in a match in EPL.

Kante has also missed a game due to his accumulated yellow cards which was also a suspension.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 9:03pm On Apr 27, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Kante marks and tackles clean with sense, Herrera own na strong head and agidi cheesy

Spot the difference.
Lol.... Marks and tackles clean with nine yellow cards in EPL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 12:15pm On Apr 19, 2017
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 6:52pm On Apr 17, 2017
That was a good game by the coach and the players yesterday. Mourinho was like playing a game of Chess with Conte's tactics and subs. It's like reading every move of your opponent and knowing how and what you are going to do to neutralize it.

I am especially happy for Hererra. Ever since the beginning of the season he has been improving his performance even after JM thought that he'll be more usefull in the deeper positions in the midfield. He reads the game so well that his interception in the league is so high. I had no doubt in his ability after watching him after DM failed attempt to bring him. He plays for the team with so much passion. He is like a local lad. Whe he makes those thru balls to open a defence, i love it die. It's just like Carrick. Next season is going to be a better and more interesting season for him. He keeps on shaming one canopy analyst who saw nothing good in him.

I believe this team is just a couple of players most especially attacking players away from being a top team again.

Rashford is still learning and needs to learn fast. I have watched him over time and I believe he know that there are times he shouldn't go for power but to look for an angle to place the ball. This wasn't about yesterday's game.

GGMU.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:03pm On Mar 17, 2017
joeace2020:
That was a ploy. A ploy to tell the world ' see my players are running out of steam traveling and playing almost every day. that's why we struggle so hard so don't blame us for this 1-0's and 0-0's' When the real truth is that we suck in attack because Ibrahimovic won't just do the simple job!
How was that a ploy? If he's going to lose/draw a match and still give an excuse of fatigue, he'll definitely still give it. I don't believe giving Rojo the banana makes up for any excuse. You need to give your body what it craves for at a point in order to keep up with the level you are.

Is he the first united player to request for something to munch during a match?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 4:45pm On Mar 08, 2017
raumdeuter:
Did you flog them 10-2
Which kind logic be this?

League competitiveness is quite different from Europe's.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 7:33pm On Feb 28, 2017
Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba is first player to complete 1,000 passes in opponents' half this season in the Premier League

The extent of Paul Pogba's growing influence in the Premier League can be revealed in statistics showing the Manchester United midfielder as the top flight's top passer in opponents' halves this season.

Data courtesy of EA SPORTS shows that Pogba, 23, is the first player to complete over 1,000 passes at the attacking end of the pitch in the current campaign.

The France midfielder returned to Old Trafford last summer in a £89million move from Juventus – and there have been some questions about him finding his feet back in England.

But it would appear that Pogba is certainly beginning to exert himself from midfield for United.

He outshines Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson, Arsenal's Mesut Ozil and David Silva, of Manchester City, in the passing stats in the opposition half.

Pogba has managed a pass completion rate of 83.05 per cent in the territory of the teams he has faced, clocking up 1,029 successfully picked-out balls.

The 1,000-mark was passed in United's 1-0 win over Watford earlier this month – and comes in spite of Pogba's team having played a game less than their rivals.

He also missed his side's first game of the season as the paperwork on his world-record transfer went through.

On occasions over his 37 appearances for United, Pogba has looked the midfield powerhouse that a man with a combination of his physique and talent should be.

And these latest stats give an indication of how influential he can become as Manchester United expect Pogba to hit his peak.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4268342/Manchester-United-star-Paul-Pogba-tops-PL-passing-stats.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:57am On Feb 27, 2017
Funlordmaniac:
Raphael varane from real madrid! Moves have already begun!
Let's be realistic here. Varane won't come here. His agent will only use our interest in him to get him an extended lucrative contract with Real Madrid the way they did for Sergio. Mind you, Pepe is already 34 yrs old.

More so, how many centre back does Madrid have that they'll now allow a defender like Varane to go just like that? It ain't gonna happen. Even if it is going happen, we should be ready to break another world record.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:38am On Feb 27, 2017
Manchester United are now the most successful club in English football having won 42 major honours.

Liverpool just removed this from their twitter bio with 41 major honours.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 9:38am On Feb 27, 2017
That was a good game to watch yesterday. Southampton coning back into the game made it more interesting and entertaining. It also made it a good final match and not a one sided match.

I'll take that win as a good win, though we weren't at our best. I knew it wasn't going to be an easy final for us but i knew we'll edge Soithampton with enough experience we have in our team.

Two reasons why i felt it won't be easy for us were;

1. Southampton have had a good run in the EFL Cup and in the process eliminated Arsenal and beat Liverpool (home and away). Up until that final, they didn't conceed a goal throughout. Particularly, i watched them against Liverpool home and away, they were impressive and i mentioned it here that time.

2. The second reason was that i knew tiredness will creep in because this is our fourth game since on the 16th meaning fourth game in 11 days. While Southampton played their last game on the 11th. That's about 15 days of rest. They were very fresh and it showed in their game, they were full or running stretching our full backs to the extreme. They later tired out towards the end of the game when our experience counted as a team.

People saying Smalling should be sold. Please, who should we buy and at how much should we buy the better defenders? I'm not saying we shouldn't buy, but what if we buy and later find out that they are not better than the ones we sold? City have bought how many defenders now? Have they bettered City's defence? I wouldn't want us to experience such. Bailly that we bought expensively has been on poor form of recent. Should we also sell him? He was equally guilty for the first goal yesterday. Also, a Southampton player outpacing him on a run into our box. Smalling was still the better of the two yesterday. With Mourinho, I believe they'll improve.
All our defenders were just lethargic yesterday.

Nevertheless, that was a good win. Looking forward to more cup finals.

GGMU!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by tess1(m): 10:36pm On Feb 15, 2017
WE ARE ALWAYS PRESENT IN UCL FC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by tess1(m): 10:07pm On Feb 15, 2017
joeace2020:
Assnal... What a waste of Champions league slot
Waste ke? When they get CERTIFICATE OF ATTENDANCE every year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2017
.@AnderHerrera has made more interceptions in the opposition's half this season (16) than any other player in the PL. (via @Squawka)


Most passes completed in the opposition's half this season:
D.Silva (388)
M.Özil (374)
@paulpogba (369)
E.Hazard (328)
@AnderHerrera (295)


.@AnderHerrera (67) has made the most interceptions among midfielders in the Premier League this season. (via @Squawka)


.@AnderHerrera (30) has won the most interceptions & tackles in the opposition's half in the Premier League this season. (via @Squawka)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 7:30pm On Feb 07, 2017
Manchester United have already had more shots on target this season (146) than in the whole of 2015-16 (144) in the PL. [Opta] #MUFC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 2:54pm On Feb 06, 2017
Kagawa10:
Dumbo, even Fellaini passing chart showed he wasn't playing as a no 8! As simple as abc!

I don't depend on formation charts which is often misleading because often times, it isn't the same tactic that's played on the pitch. I watched the match myself and everyone who watched the match knew Fellaini played as a no 10 apart from your faulty eyes who had difficulty watching the match in the first place!
Stop lying. Your no 10 that was playing more to his right side instead of passing centrally to our attack. Which kain no 10 be that? Your number 10 who should be passing forward would rather pass backwards. Was he try to assist our players against DeGea? And you are saying he played as our number 10.
Please, stop following live texts or radio commentary.

I've exposed all your lies against Herrera in that match. Nothing more to say. I'm done with this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by tess1(m): 2:43pm On Feb 06, 2017
Kagawa10:
Tess1, let me ask you this..

In the match yesterday, is it the same starting tactic that finished the game? Answer the question and it will expose how dumb you've been all this while!

Stop engaging me with your foolishness if you know nothing or didn't watch our match.
Now I know you be olodo rabata. Player's heatmaps and passing position will always confirm the position a player played most in a match, reason why i complemented the starting formation pix with the pix of where Fellaini made his passes from. The two pics are in total agreement of his position in the formation.

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