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maxithonnie:
Adim well loaded...lol

nsogbu adiro... Batawazie.

Evaberry:
..
I have done so many bleeped up things for love

love doesn't exist
men are scum
be with someone you can tolerate
love is fu.ckingly overrated.....

Yeah, love is overrated and all, but dear, all men are not scum... Perhaps the ones u've had dealings with.

Don't be hurt dear, I sense u've been hurt b4 and that's cos u once truly loved... Just don't give up on love yet, there are men out there that will love and cherish u more than u'd ever imagine. Just stay positive...

And of course, love someone u can tolerate...Cheers!

maxithonnie:
Naaaaaaa

C'mon!

That's way tooo high uppa roof, you know?

Thinkin' of states likea Anambra

Cost of living is kinda low, food cheap and some nice pu**ies to ligin, you know!

Ooh! guy is coming for ma omambala sisters... Just make sure u gat a healthy pocket... Gonna have em in quantum

Wild experience lurking...

Naaaaaaa

C'mon!

That's way tooo high uppa roof, you know?

Thinkin' of states likea Anambra

Cost of living is kinda low, food cheap and some nice pu**ies to ligin, you know!

The architecture on the background looks Greek, Italian...

It's obvious na... Making photocopies of handouts is battle let alone getting textbooks...

Truly education is not cheap but I'd get it than settle for illiteracy.

QueenOfNepal:
The only way to kill Biafra agitation is restructuring. Let there be fiscal federalism and all these noise will die down

Will they listen?... They keep shouting one Nigeria like rabid dogs when it's obvious there isn't even an 'o' talk more of 'ne'

NAPOLEONS...!

Where is the pix of the "virgin gospel singer"? The pix here looks like a photo shopped pix of afrocandy.

Today it's pepper Dem gang, 2moro it might be the virgin gang.

As controversial as she is, I still like her...
Kemi.
Glad to have u back madam vocal.

See face, see shoulder...
Xces sauce.

Oh god! ... EFCC, DSS... Just come to our aide, this fraud is getting out of hand.

Op is complaining about his dad... Wait until u meet my dad, you will go for Thanksgiving for the much ur dad can say.

Hmmm! Ma dad?! 007?! Lol! ... The funny thing is not only that he talks too much, u can't whisper a word without him asking what u said. Privacy is almost extinct in ma house o! Thanks to ma dad.

Op I can relate to ur pains, but u just have to be patient till u have ur own house. Though won't completely solve the problem... But it will go a long way in ensuring u don't lose ur mind.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but ur dad's situation will only get worse as he ages. Talking from experience.

Lol!

Uprightventures:
Tipper and open back truck

Good deal for a lucky buyer
I have a 20tons MAN tipper( ten tyres) for sale
And a 15 tons ( Ten tyres) MAN truck open back , can be used to haul cement or carry container.


You are free to come with mechanic for inspection.

I will accept instalment payment
Terms and condition apply

Email - nostrodamus9210@yahoo.com
Phone - 08038636000

What is ur location. Have a dealer who will be interested in doing business.

Masterseg:
I am an agent i can give u as many as u want.contact me here

do u olso sale tippers and which town/city do u reside?

Watin consign me and him head? As if him own big pass ma own.
Just convert those likes to $...

Haba! This her lie too old na, she for try update am small.
Download lie Mohammed app on Sahara reporters.com

Wicked!
To be a man is not a day's job...!
Just negodu!

While some make up, others break up. Such is the story of life.
Jah bless ur Union...

Madam Kemi! U think...
Anyways, "I dreamt naija is getting out of recession".

@Mr. Yusuf16...can u help with links /sites where some of these graphic design softwares van be downloaded.

I need them installed so as to follow your tutorial both here and on your blog. Thanks!

Really need a tutor on:
graphic design,
animation/cartooning,
Web design and development.
If u reside in Awka or Ilorin, let talk pls.

ePlanet:
and while at it, dont forget that graphics dsg is 80% inspiration, 20% work.
and to bring your tots into reality, u have to have a flair for it because you can spend all day sometimes, working on a 'LINE' within a project to get it just right. most times, the money isnt just kul and if you dont have large scale printers yet, you basically be working for the print press, but let these not discourage you, keep at it.

Your joy is in:
1) the sparkle on the client's face when they sees the quality work.

2) seeing your designs all over the place: tvs, internet, bill boards and the likes!

and ofcos, the pay.


Points to Note:

Charge like Julius Berger if you have to, but never compromise on quality Printing.

Have a standard, and dont go below it no matter what even if the client goes to do it somewhere else.

have a jotter you write out names of each project and each and every want of the client, dont forget to have samples on hand(printed, always print extra copies of all projects)/softcopy cos most clients wano see what you have done before.

Dont forget to tell the Client that you wud be needing a week at the very minimum to get the job delivered( this is to give you some breathing space so u can concentrate on thinking up ideas) but strive to get it ready in 3 days, deliver on time. Never fail. if you think u cant deliver b4 the time line and u have given them that assurance, call them on the fifth day to explain, never wait till they come for it.

if they want the job delivered in less than a week, that is express service, you charge double/triple the amount you would have normally charged and make sure u deliver!

for more tips , just quote this....


EPLANET ICT SOLUTIONS not only design but we teach same and other packages too! Our materials which get updated every two months, are all made from experience in this terrain.

NB: if you want to learn anything, find those that have experience using same and have them teach you. that way u have the best of both worlds. Not those that just watch some vids or read some books.

which town/city do u reside pls...

gebest:
Did Allah send those Muslim to be killing innocent people, i don't just get it, if true, that means Islam religion is Anti-God.

Islam is undoubtedly anti-Christ... And Christ is the Father, Son and holy spirit. No one comes to the Father except through the son.

What do you make of this...?

Safiaa:
the long hair, long eyelashes

U have a point though.

The hair for a guy, to me it's Loco.

Safiaa:
Theres better looking darkskin men out there. Too feminine for me.

feminine?! Ha! With those muscular arms, broad shoulders and skull...

What is ur definition of feminine dear.

Pls I need help.

I tried to check ma NOC code on the cic site, but I did not get any (the job description table won't shift as I typed my job title).

Also, how much is enough money to sustain one in Canada, since the Canadian immigration is so much interested in one's statement of account.

Does one need to have all the documents listed by the op ready b4 one can start the eligibility test(what are the documents/infos needed during the eligibility test)?.

Thanks all!

afonjasaremad:
rest in peace to the death....I can't hold my tears...

But I will always and still blame the govt....most of the major roads in Anambra except federal roads are just a single lane road despite having high volume of traffic.....
hardly you hear of accident in Enugu...because all their roads are dualized...

U just stated the bitter truth bro.

Roads in Anambra States are actually one lane and are very narrow, with Mostly opened drainage, and poor curves at junctions. To me, some of the roads in there are just death traps.

The state's ministry of works (it's commissioner ) is performing below average and the governor needs to overhaul that ministry.

Anambrians are truly dissatisfied with the quality of roads projects executed in the state, and this might be one of the areas in which Obiano's performance will be assessed with respect to the upcoming gober election.

@ abdulwastecx and other knowledgeable engineers and contractors on this thread, could u pls share ur knowledge on the design and construction of say a warehouse using structural steel sections(H,Z sections).

I'm talking about using universal beams and columns for construction of a warehouse(portal frame).

Thanks.

Wow! This thread is very insightful. Very elaborate and detailed.
Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the rich content of this thread.

uzoclinton:
The EIA report is not that compulsory in Abuja unless you are planning to build an industry or factory

My thought bro...

What does one need an EIA report for a Residencial building for?! No be say na hotel sef.

Just negodi!

A whole country like naija na hin CBN turn to lab rat so o!

Experimenting on anything that crosses their mind.

Emefiele and his policies are synonymous to that phrase... "let me come and be going".

Prince4945:
Yes ohhhhhhh, I finally made it mama, first to comment

PS, I don't go a day without taking dates ...

do u reside in the North?

Debino... The Northerners call it.