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Old method is an understatement...

One of ma geotech lecturer then lectures with the notes he used during his school days. A professor o!

This notebook is so old that the leaves were charring and falling apart, and what he does is, He laminates them leaf by leaf, and That's how he brings them to the lecture hall.

While commiserating with the families of the victims of the tragedy, the governor promised that the state government will look into the likely cause of the incident with a view to preventing a reccurence

What cause is the governor looking into again!

Is he deaf or blind to the fact that an H-tension pole wire fell on the viewing center and electrocuted the victims.

Next thing him go set up committee... Mumu oshi politicians.

Rest in peace to the dead jor

RMD leave social media alone b4 ur marriage go hit the rock for this ur old age.

Reference :Tonto Dike.

When u confirm, Came back and pay ma referral bonus based on logistics provided.

0dav2:
lol.sam dede will not even dream to be a politician!

Perhaps...

But he'll star in the fictional "presidency by proxy" film Sha.

But wait! U sound so sure about Sam dede's political interest. Are u him(Sam) or someone very close to him.

Just asking.

Following in the footsteps of his adversary, the person that blew the whistle on him(the "ajeku iya nio de crooner).

The APC and clownish members are like....

Someone pls help with that Zuma's ( 5&6) pix.

Hmmm! Naija! New stories every day.

Wale Adenuga, Nollywood hope u guys are taking note of events.

Another 'super story" line in the offing.

Nollywood be like;

Presidency by proxy! Presidency by proxy!!

Come see wia invisible/spirit president dey rule a country o!

Featuring :

Olu Jacobs(president), Sam dede(fayose)...

Lol! Our leaders be leading us into recession yet, giving us something 2 cheer about..

Naija Sha!

Op I think Introvert's and QueenSuccubus' posts gat u covered.

But op o! On a second thought, I think the both of u should make a baby. I mean, it's a win-win for u if she takes in b4 u say I do.

Start kpanshing her now, the earlier the better. The more kpansh, the more her chances of taking in.

A layman suggestion though...

yemmight:
El-Rufai is a clown. You know we have a clown like that also in the south-west, in Ekiti. Their clown in the North is El-Rufai. There is no way a black sheep will not be experienced in a family.

I don't see how Fayose is a black sheep. He is not a member of the APC family is he?

The clown and black sheep of the APC ;

Dino=clown (ajeku iya nio je crooner)

El rufai = Black sheep(the midget steeping on a cyclops' toe)

Baba leave Fayose out of this...

Op what's wrong with that number one question (how was ur night)?

Next is to debunk the credibility and the good honour in saying good morning to folks.

I'm not understanding u op.

sinistermind:
We are happy to know that, but not until i start buying my indomie at 50naira and my garri at 50naira for one cup, im still in recession

Garri should be 20/25 naira per cup o.

Na so we dey buy 4 Awka b4 recession.

Miscreants everywhere...
Arewa listen to Sanusi ;Emir Kano, in his word lies ur redemption.
A stitch in time...

Richie0974:
My phone's battery. The phone just went off, I searched everywhere for the battery all to no avail even on their site, it was not available. Worst of all their connector is not positioned in a way another battery can easily power it. I had important files on the phone I had not backed up. I searched a lot before I found someone to model a like battery. Sensing my desperation, he charged me an exorbitant price, I had no choice but to pay. After I backed up the files I just put it somewhere. I've heard from different persons on how the battery dealt with them.

Thanks a lot bro.

This is exactly what I need to write innjoo off as an option among the phones I am considering to purchase.

Thanks bro!

smartty68:
Lol! Abeg forgive me na annoyance I take type the message

Lol!
U owe me no apology bro.
The fake thing no dey vex u reach me...

Richie0974:
Never buy an innjoo phone I repeat never ever buy an innjoo phone.

lol! Innjoo don teach this one lesson.

Do u mind telling ur story bro...

smartty68:
Please continue arresting those fakers and copycats. I've really wasted so much money buying fake things I thought to be original. Some reacted on my skin almost damaging my skin. Even tin milk, satchet milk, custard, soaps, body wash, etc... Funny enough bigger super market also sell fake stuffs. At a point I thought EFCC and Consumer Protection Agencies were dead. Naija which way?
Nice move EFCC

Na wa o!...

Watin concern EFCC with fake products? Abi, was EFCC mentioned anywhere in that article above?

Na urself u dey do o! Kontinu...

Abubakar wondered why market leaders would not act while fake and adulterated products were
produced and sold in markets under their watch.

When the market leaders are the C in C of the fake products Syndicates.

NAFDAC should also beam their lights on Nando community. Those guys can produce fake drugs for Africa.

I am from Anambra and based on logistics, NAFDAC is not an inch away from the truth.

tstx:
@Op depends on the school you graduated from bro... 2.2 get levels, a UNN 2.2 is not on the same level with a FUTO or Unizik 2.2

stop living in antiquity bro. That line is old.

The cost might depend on a lot of factors, but for a conventional Eastern lateritic/clayey soil, #1.5m should be enough.

But op, u can have a better architectural design na. This design is tacky.

Ma 1kobo.

Congrats all the same.

Following

ovadozes:
I always beg people to read before they comment, did you read where the news said that he was granted bail since 2015 and Buhari refused to obey the court order, was the current CJN in charge in 2015, did u also read that the lead prosecution counsel did not oppose the bail application. APC supporters are pathetic
Yours is a typical case of "Wanna hide something from a black man? Hide it in a book"

Don't mind these paid e-rats, ignorance is an intrinsic part of everything they represent.

Bastardization of the rule of law in full swing.

Remi83:
I have the first National Identity card, and was told that it is now obsolete. I remember trying to use it whn registering for fcsc in vain. Any advice on hw I can remedy this?

go to any NIC registration office close to u and apply for a new one. U'll be given a temporary card within 3das with can serve the same purpose the permanent one will serve.

The temporary card is acceptable anywhere.

R73,300 = #1.6m! Oh father! Na so naija naira lazy?!

Our leaders must be cursed, but if they are not, then I cursed them for toiling with this country since independence.

As for Davido, u buy ;bag, can, shirt, belt and Jean pant on top #1.6m,u come dey show off, continue o! Na until Hush Puppi buy 1 belt for that same 1.6m come dey troll u for social media na hin u go learn...

Oh my...!
What an unfortunate girl.
Quick recovery dear!

When them never register prospective jambites finish.
Naija and frivolity Sha...

Specifically, he said fornication was the main
reason God was punishing Nigeria with meningitis.

Lol! What a lame analogy...!

Oga governor, ur naivety is sacred, it's without blemish.
Kenyans be like, but naija no reach us for fornication na! That means our punishment fit be ebola epidemic.

Young03:
What stops u from taking her to ur house, give her food n water then tomorrow u continue ur search on his relatives

pls dont quote me if u know say ur house no go collapse on ur head

Take her to his house?! In Nigeria?! Where ur goodwill can be ur greatest undoing!

He should take her to an orphanage/police station for the time being while the search continues.

Aderola15:
The lady looks youngggg

Yes... And The guy looks like her great grand pa.

botad:
This April fool na Wa! Op next time, you can tell her when you are together not on phone, some ladies are fragile especially when faithfully and innocently in love, imagine her phone went off immediately you broke the news and you can't reach her on time to say it is April fool, she might do the unthinkable.


But the girl seems to love you sha.

I Concur with ur view o!

Pranks of this sort can be a bit to expensive, especially when it has to do with a lady, and one that truly loves u.

Ladies are very fragile and can be resolute to do crazy stuffs in situations like this.

We no Wan hear another lagoon story on top April fools prank o!

horlahsunbo225:
same As Mine

same here.

AA O+

RoyalBlak007:
♤nice one

[color=Purple]♤But AS and AS isn't that bad...bad[/color] .....,,

I think so too.

The probability of giving birth to an SS carrier is 1 in every 4 kids.

Eg:

AS + (AS)... opening the bracket...

AA , AS, AS, SS.

it's not that bad, but should be avoid if possible.

May God help us!

Na wa o! Just say u Wan shit, no be bad thing na.

Now see the embarrassment wey u cause urself + the "hot looking guy" wey u lose.

2-0

Simple I Wan shit u no fit talk, now see am...!

You can survive with less than that sum, unless otherwise u want to commit suicide.

Apart from jabi Lake, are there other lakes/lagoon in ABJ?