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Seriously the dance step is kinda Awkward.

Step looks 'gayish'. Like he was acting out a Mami water role in a Nollywod movie.

Like the guy though.

When baba returns from his 'tour' he will declare his asset(including 'Osibade').

His dickk has just secured him a nice corner in KIRIKIRI.

I sure say the babe evangelist father go dey preach forgive and forget, well e Don reach him own turn now him don drop Bible.

Mekus68:
Buhari has won election naw, y again is d blood of monkeys n baboons pouring on d streets.

because they are still 'sharing the blood' and not everyone has gotten his/her share.

If you have to answer this 'dragnet aptitude test questions' b4 you get married it means that some people will never make it through the premarital phase talk more of the marital...

Anyhow Sha marriage no be beans.

You are not mad @Op,buh the age difference though...

Well I think you have enough comments/advise to guide you on whether to end or go on with the friendship/relationship.

Just don't get yourself jailed/badly bruised.

hedonistic:
How many lives have been lost in Buhari's first week in office? This is just terrible, terrible.
God rest their souls.

Buhari must see this post. Buhahahaha!

Naijas sha

Miscellaneous:
RIP

shey na space you dey book abi na grave.

You're surplus to this thread.

Modified: Sorry o! You just posted something that made sense.

DjHypno:
Kk

k for kettle.
Kk for king Kong.

May their souls rest in peace!

The kind violence and evil wey naija woman dey do these days dey even surprise the Devil.

The devil be like; mehn! Naija women are wicked!

magabounce:
Devil is a liar

abi the devil is a learner.

OK by me, provided baba stays clean and we don't get to hear of missing barrels of crude, subsidy scam, and oil cabals.

To God this subsidy and cabals thing dey vex me die! And abeg baba,
As you Wan be petroleum minister so, abeg again! No take our oil money promote northern agenda, the oil na we all get'am;we(naija) need the oil like say tomorrow no dey.

Baba protect our oil with your office.

This na vision 2019 abi mandate 2015.

kodded:
dont mind the yeye man

nigeria earns about N7 trillion and ministers are spending N100 trillion yet it didnt have any effect in our economy




unfortunately some gullible people will believe this puke

It's only in Naija that someone would come out and spew this rubbish and people would believe without making proper research.

They quickly take to Nairaland to display their ignorance when the Internet is in their hands to educated them rightly.

R. I. P!!!
To the bereaved, I pray God grants them fortitude to bear the loss.

kodded:








Another beer parlor gist from an attention seeker

Can he bring any evidence that over N100 trillion tax payers money is missing


Does he know how much is N100 trillion ?

talk is cheap and he is abusing that leverage. Trust Naijas to abuse anything.

Missing N100tr,like he can correctly write down that figure when handed a pen and paper.

kodded:








Another beer parlor gist from an attention seeker

Can he bring any evidence that over N100 trillion tax payers money is missing


Does he know how much is N100 trillion ?

talk is cheap and he is abusing that leverage. Trust Naijas to abuse anything.

Missing N100tr,like he can correctly write down that figure when handed a pen and paper.

Things happening in this country are more hilarious than what we see on night of a thousand laugh.

46 bills in 10mins! Didn't know our legislators(senators) are super heroes.

Datazone:
If Buhari does not probe the list of people below if possible jail them then he's a Big Fool.

1. Tompolo
2. Diezani
3. Okonjo Iweala
4. Jonathan
5. Farouk Lawan
6. All involved in CBN Scam
7. Amaechi
8. EFCC Boss Lamorde.
9. Udughan
10. Tinubu
11. Obasanjo

***Aregbesola
***otedola

Firefire:
Fellow Nigerians,

Do you by any chance know the where about of Alhaji Lie Mohammed ?

- We expect to have heard his voice (s) on the recent bombing in Nigeria

- The inability of the new government of Mr. Buhari to appoint cabinet members after more than 96 Hours of been sworn in

- The recent outcry of Buhari public asset declaration after he promised to declare same publicly.

- The 10.4 Million Naira Aisha diamond wrist-watch

- The inability of the president and his vice to settle down to address the burning issues in our dear country.

Where are you Alhaji Lie Mohamed, the mouthed spokesperson of APC ? What happened to your voice?

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Cc:

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he probably has taken a leave or something, after all there is no pdp/Jona to witch hunt. Lai never saw anything worth commending in Jona's administration;he(Lai) would swiftly take to the media to attack jona when there was any terrorist attack and jona just condemns it. I guess jona is not the only president to condemn bokoharam attacks as it stands. I was expecting Lai to attack Buhari like he did to Jona, after all Buhari only condemned the last bokoharam attack, why didn't Lai call for Buhari' visit to Sambisa forest to zzz mark his first day in office.

Lai is just a common party bigot,I mean that's the only reason why he has suddenly become deaf, dumb, and even blind to the activities of some APC members.

Lai is yet to learn of the failed promise Mr president made concerning asset declaration, what has he to say concerning the Osun State 'gbese man', the Lagos state frog-eyed oil cabal, the rivers state talkative...

i have always known that Lai is a propagandist, whose mission was to attack and tarnish the image of Jona's government.

The ball is now in his court, let's see what he does with it.

Just asking;does he really need that much...

Well! Didn't they say the northers are born to rule while others are born to follow.

Buhari should dance to the tune of his northern brothers and have his a*s kicked out of Aso rock by Naijas.

grayht:
Great move Mr. Presido

All SATANIST not in support of GMB administration shall be used as "burnt offering" to the gods!

And what do you think you are worth?, even a foul(chick) would worth more as a burnt offering to the gods than your sorry self.

You're so useless to the human race that even death finds you useless enough to have refused to visit your pathetic life.

This prayer will abide with you and your household.

It's a pity to think that these boys will be expelled from the uni, after much struggles by their parents to have them in the uni, only for them to return home and greet their parents with the sad and embarrassing news of their expulsion cos of their spiteful act.

Baba while you were looking for money to get your presidential form, your wife was busy buying a diamond wrist watch worth #10.4m.

Baba while your inauguration was going on, Naijas saw the watch on your wife's wrist.

Baba Naijas are wondering why you kinda had to beg for money for your form when your wife had enough to even buy herself a 10.4m watch.

Baba since some people are calling on you to probe CAN, I'll suggest you seek their advise on whether to start the probe from your house hold.

Chisos ! #10.4m wrist watch?! Hope say Naija never enter one chance.

Didn't know that 'malos' can be this luxurious.

Madam first lady, please always remind your husband that he has to reduce the cost of governance, twas in his campaign manifesto.

dealslip:
Ogini? What does the watch do apart from indicating time.

it indicates the time of the second coming of the Messiah.

The devil be like, humans are very wicked and heartless...

Watin consign Adams with pink lips.
Anyway, issoryt.

Pulls chair,gets a jumbo size box of popcorn, watching Rivers state season 2.
Make Amaechi tell Buhari make him probe Wide. Lol!

Pulls chair,gets a jumbo size box of popcorn, watching Rivers state season 2.

seedorfg:
A-LI-SIN MA-DUE-AK , BE PREPARE, YOUR KIRIKIRI APARTMENT IS IMINENT

why do I think someone is still owing WAEC here.
I understand how hard you're trying to make sense bro, but the bad news is;you I'll only make sense to sensible nlanders when you learn how to make correct sentences and perhaps improve on your spelling ability.

This Buhari probing who and what is freaking some people out.