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chosen04:
I thought reporting to moderators teachers are for small children. I cant standing adults reporting fellows to murderators teachers. Its just too childish

Nothing childish about reporting inflammatory posts, sorry. In fact, that's actually the most mature way of handling things.

No one?

ibozi:
@ Dual Core: No fex bros.

Core i7 N280,000.(1 year guarantee)
Core i5 N250,000 (1 Year Guarantee)

Sorry, but no deal. Those prices are outrageous. Plus only 500GB HDD and 4GB RAM. That's so early 2009!

dvd:
The itouch already has a wifi. plus wit the apple peel 520,u wld b able to make phone calls n send messages, what else do u want? already,the itouch has data capabilities. na wa o. abeg visit peel520.net for more info.

Well, you don't always have Wifi with you wherever you go, do you? Plus the peel just adds to the iPod touch's bulk, defeating the basic purpose of having a slim media player to complement your existing phone.
I'm not saying it does not have value, but it's not the 8th wonder of the world you're painting it as.

By the way, do you have an iPhone 3GS (brand new) for sale?

Mobinga:
Whats an r4 game?

R4 (or cyclo DS) is a 'flash card' or adapter for the Nintendo DS that allows you to play copied games off an SD card.

The Envoys don't get it; it's when you obsess over these things that it becomes bigger news. Why do our Envoys have to release all these cringe inducing, long winded letters whenever someone cracks the 'Nigeria' joke?

Like it or not, many many people have received hundreds of these 'Nigerian' emails. Fix this from the source. take decisive actions against these scammers first before you start being so damn self-righteous.

Metalzoa:
Products are not repeated over 3 pages. The gallery is randomized so you get an opportunity to see other phones every time you visit. The results are organized properly, it is just set to display randomly so people get to see their results displayed in an organic manner.

There are categories for manufacturers as well as for sorting phones by features, such as touch screen, android operating system, wifi and whatnot.

Perhaps you should try using the site objectively instead of assuming features aren't in place and recommending we should be more like our competitors. What advantage to the customer does it bring if all retailers followed the same approach to problems?

Variety is the spice of life.

You asked for opinions and you got one. Why the heck are you being so defensive for?

Not all your customers are going to think like YOU. many will think like HIM. Try and take another look at the site, see if there's any validity in his comments and move on. Being all antsy because his comments aren't all positive isn't good.

Nsiman:
@ mrmayor, u should know when mpnu started exploration in nigeria but the ANTI CORROSIVE SPECIAL PAINT for Q.I.T. was invented for mpnu in 1980. At the 2nd, the ANTI CORROSIVE SPECIAL PAINT for Q.I.T is not used by only mpnu but oil companies in nigeria and abroad and others, mpnu being their supplier. In the 3rd i will like u to check the meaning of PATENT and INFRINGE in the dictionary. In the 4th, well i can't tell untill i research. At the 5th, pls visit comandclem's website: www.comandclemonline.com for how mpnu came in contact with the inventor prof. Uwemedimo. the international paint for west africa (I.P.W.A) was the coy the formular was given to produce it for mpnu. At the 7th, a product must stand a test of time of two decades. That is 20yrs to ascertain its efficacy. So a product should be in use over a decade before being patent. N/b: comandclem's anti corrosive special paint is globally recognised: I.P.O., W.I.P.O. all in London with the queen of England as the head has registered it with patent number.

So Mobil produces paint now?

Oya, Shebi you people are the ones urging us to go and report to Mobil. Ok, go and take photos of Mobil's paint factories and post here as evidence ASAP.

dvd:
Word jst got to me about the new apple peel 520 that adds the missing phone calls and text message services to the i-touch. more details will be available when i gt on a pc. CONGRATS TO THE I-TOUCH LOVERS, U r jst a few step of turning your baby into an IPHONE.

Wrong.
It adds basic phone capabilities to the iPod Touch. I doesn't turn it into an iPhone.

Plus the resulting phone has ZERO data capability. No EDGE, no GPRS, no 3G.

Guys,
I need a brand new iPhone 3GS in Port Harcourt ASAP. Any sellers?

kosovo:
Creutz says Halo: Reach managed 3.3 million units during the month going on the latest NPD figures, which was well below Cowan’s estimate of 3.75 million, totalling around a 450k shortfall.

When looking at other titles that did not do well, again in his opinion, Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock did ‘fairly dreadful’ 86,000 units in its first five days. Nintendo’s Metroid: Other M did not meet expectation and another US favourite, Madden NFL 11 slowed down in its September.

Creutz: “We continue to expect cumulatively flat year-on-year performance for the franchise through December.There were a few major surprises at the publishers during September,  including PC software, Activision Blizzard sales were down 41 per cent, EA down 42 per cent, Take-Two down 170 per cent and THQ down 25 per cent compared to the same month last year.”

http://zombiegamer.co.za/analyst-says-halo-reach-sales-and-others-disappointin-us

According to NPD figures, Halo: Reach is the highest selling game in the North American market in 2010 (Outselling God of War 3 by FAR)
Also, third party games like Red Dead Redemption and Modern Warfare 2 only made it to the top 10 sales list on the Xbox 360 platform. That shows clearly that lots of PS3s are gathering dust

mykali:
But it's still a great game. Just bcuz peepz din't buy doesn't mean the game is that awful.

If you think 3.3 million copies sold in one month is 'people' didn't buy, you need to have another think.

Nsiman:
Anti corrosive paints are of different types but the one of Comandclem is the FIRST anti corrosive paint worldwide that enables offshore pipes safety from corrosion. www.compassnewspaper.com/invention

Sorry bro, but offshore oil production has been on since the 1950s. Which rubbish are you people spouting?

Nsiman:
Mobil used the available one as @ then but didn't work since the salinity here was/is worst than over there. Visit www.comandclemonline.com/legal

Yeah right.

fyneguy:
The bolded part shows you are an educated illiterate. Just paint? Why dont you ask Mobil to use emulsion paint instead, since it's just paint? The type you used to paint your room when you were on campus.

Kinda amusing being lectured by a thief who expects us to believe that Mobil would happily pay out 90% of their entire Market Cap. for paint.

Offshore drilling and production has been on for well over 60 years, in conditions no different than that found offshore Nigeria. In fact, it's the same Atlantic ocean. Now all of a sudden, paint now becomes the single most expensive cost item (never mind the cost of the production pipelines, pipes, well heads etc), even after fit-for-purpose paints have been used for years.

See the person accusing me of 'illiteracy', a person who will happily add up oil production three times, plus directly add Gas volumes in cubic feet to oil volumes in barrels! The person who is trying to tell the world that a document that is so obviously forged is a real document.

You sound intelligent, not like the likes of Nsiman et al. So i still wonder how come you turned crooked. it's ok to hustle, but to actually defraud your fellow man? that's lame.

fyneguy:
Since you have worked for Mobil before, please send copies of these documents to them and ask them to issue a public disclaimer and also get Comandclem managers arrested.

However, what if Mobil carried all the partners in the JVC along during negotiation?

He's already told you what we've all been telling you; the letterhead is FAKE.
I cannot understand your fascination for not using your brains to tie the different glaring strands of logic together, instead hinging your case on people reporting these scammers to the Police. This is why most believe that you're part and parcel of this scam.

First you paint a picture of Mobil officials being cowed by 'Top Generals' into parting with 90% of their total Market capitalization. Now you're talking about Negotiating with JV partners! For PAINT!

13volts:
The greatest mistake Hitler made was is failure in gasing them up completly.

Strange. All the History books say it was his foolish (in hindsight) decision to invade Russia that was his greatest mistake. At the end of the day, it wasn't jews storming and razing Berlin.

You can thank me later for that history lesson. Or you can continue being a douchebag. Your choice.

lukkie:
Wetin i wan go for Israel? Terrorist capital of the world!

The pilgrims should go to Obudu instead if they must leave their homes. Or Dubai. Anywhere wey u dey, God dey see you.

_{Hisses and goes to have dinner.}

Their choice, their money. What concern of yours is it where they decide to go?
The pilgrimage to Israel is self-funded and is no drain on taxpayers' money (not like the other Pilgrimage we know) so leave them alone.

Nsiman:
To satisfy ourselves i think there is a phone number on that mobil's letter of acceptance to comandclem let the doubters call that line to verify if the letter is from mobil. though the exact amount is not included. Comandclem told mobil that they are no more collecting $2 p/b but $10 p/b and the calculation is for 20yrs and is based on 22 oct 1999 mobil's publication of b/d crude oil production in nigeria.

I no longer feel pity for the people willing to fall for this scam. The level of dumbness among the planners of this scam is staggering.

Not even Shell or Total makes a profit of $5 per barrel, not to talk of collecting royalties of $2 for PAINT

Only the Federal Government has the right to collect royalties on per-barrel oil production. And in the first case in Houston, it was shown clearly that Commandclem's 'proof' of such a contract being agreed upon was verbal. No hard evidence on ground.
Why is it so easy for them to come up with photoshopped documents of agreement to pay, while they remain blank on the actual contract documents signed.

At the end of the day, the main Commandclem guys will go home hungry. The only people that will smile to the bank are the scammers like Nsiman and fyneguy. but Karma's always there to catch up with you fellows.

fyneguy:
Comandclem used total barrels on CRUDE, CONDENSATE, NATURAL LQ GAS, and GAS produced

See attached document

This is the final proof that the brains behind this scam are illiterates.
Apart from the sheer stupidity of summing together Year to Data (YTD), Month to Date (MTD) and current production estimate values (each of which are separate interpretations of the same daily rate and thus should NEVER be summed together), the twits even added Gas produced to that number.

For your information, Liquid produced (Oil + Condensate) is reported in barrels. The Gas figures are in MMscf (million standard cubic feet). You cannot add them together!! At least we all learnt in primary school that you cannot add items with different units without conversion.

'NGL' is not Liquified Natural Gas. it means 'Non Gas Liquids' and is usually used when referring to condensates. I doubt Mobil was producing any liquefied Natural Gas in 1999.

But all these are minor points. Your story is that Mobil is supposed to pay Commandclem $2 per barrel from oil produced using their special paint. Are you folks really saying that ALL mobil's production is through pipes coated in Commandclem's paint?

Nigerians and their love for their idols!

She's an entertainment writer/journalist. She has the freedom of speech to review and write whatever she feels about the song. Why all the beef?

I remember how some retards were on my case when i stated on Facebook that 9ice owes me the N150 i wasted buying his 'Tradition' album.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=531446.msg6942225#msg6942225 date=1287096267][color=deeppink]Mandela should just forget it already. . .

Why didn't he say it hen he was the reigning president?[/color][/quote]You really do have the knack of saying really brainless things

from the Commandclem website's FAQ

The amount of money in contention is overwhelmingly much, are you sure they are not over-bloated or you are exaggerating?
We are people of proven integrity who cherish his/her name, hence there is no way we could be deceiving the public by mere over-bloating or exaggerating of figures to lure/cajole the public. From records, Mobil alone drills over 3 million barrels of crude oil daily, multiply that by $ 2 dollar per day, your guess is as good as mine-then be rest assured that we would be able to pay and do much more than payment as pledges



Nigeria's OPEC quota is well below 3 million barrels of oil daily. Current production is just over 2 million. So apparently Mobil has been the only company producing oil in Nigera (somehow managing to produce above the OPEC quota) and Shell, Total et al have just been producing water all these years


It's also funny how the official website of a company that claims to be well established in Nigeria (with over 30 offices as claimed by fyneguy) is totally dominated by articles on the Mobil case and HUGE banners exhorting everyone to pay money. Interesting.

Hardtalk:
I think the MD should shut up, if he does not have any genuine reason to do so. In Nigeria today, there is no hope for the current workforce, talkless of the unemployed, and worse more for those in school.

I think that between you and the MD, one of you knows what's really happening behind the scenes at Ecobank. And that person isn't you.
Restructuring and re-organization is an essential part of any business. I feel for the affected staff, but Ecobank reserves the right to do this if they feel those staff are surplus to requirements.

Stop injecting unnecessary sentiments into this, please.

@Ibime
Wasn't it the same thing Bankole did to Etteh?
Criminals, all of them!

babaearly:
@tex can you give us the info link.would luv 2 get my hands on it

Just type 'Exxon Mobil' in Wolfram Alpha. You'll get all the info you need on Exxon Mobil

wolframalpha.com

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=exxon+mobil

fyneguy:
I am ready to pay you $5,000.

I have a better offer for you

You see the two images i've attached below? See how Mobil's price history has been relatively stable? see how much their Market Capitalization is?

Why not be the one that calls CNN, Reuters et al with these wonderful documents, telling them you have inside info on how Mobil agreed to hand over a sum that is more than 90% of their total market capitalization of $329 billion, after being threatened by 'Top generals'. I'll bet they'll pay you tens of thousands of dollars for this expose.

The world press will also be AMAZED, i tell you, AMAZED to hear that this sum comes from PAINT, that is allegedly the only thing that makes possible the offshore production of Oil (Never mind that offshore oil has been produced for more than 50 years)

I figure you'll get tens of thousands of dollars for that story, you can share some with tkb417 who has stood faithfully by your side.

It is an amazing story, is it not? Pay out $289 billion when your total market capitalization is $329 billion. But such is life. Afterall, they used Top Generals and since EFCC did not arrest them, it must be true.

fyneguy:
Texaspette,

If you can provide a case file number of the so called case or any other details such as the court number, Presiding Judge, when the case was instituted etc,  at the Supreme court, I am ready to pay you $5,000.

Meanwhile, did the sms scammer provide an address where you could come and redeem your price? Comandclem have over 30 offices nationwide. If you are cocksure they are scammers, kindly notify EFCC.

I don't need your $5000, sorry.
Having offices Nationwide has nothing to do with anything. Every single one of those scam 'wealth management' pyramid schemes had offices, with people eager to collect the money of mugus.
Why don't YOU go and check at the Supreme Court and then report back to us?

While you're at it, remember that a reputable Newspaper has posted Mobil's stance on the matter: the case is at the Supreme Court. And CommandClem's lawyer has been clearly quoted asking for around $3 billion. Why no attempt to tackle this information?

How does $3 billion turn into almost $300 billion?