₦airaland Forum

spora1:
Yes!. Under your bed! Fool

It is your day! Enjoy it.

So you're so starved of humour that you chose such an insensitive topic? We never know who uses Nairaland, people are crying, waiting for word of the fate of their relatives and all you can do is make a stupid joke about it?

People have at times complained about the short shrift i give to people who i consider to be silly, but this time i see you deserve to be labelled an idiot.

What a douche bag!

Not really
Finally been able to get myself an optical audio cable for the 360/Ps3. Shacked up in one of my guys place, he's got an 8mbps link so i'm downloading loads of stuff

Trying to decide if my significant other will like Guitar Hero 3. . .

mukina2:
@ kitaun
i deleted your post . now . stick to the topic. any off topic post by you henceforth i will delete.

emmasweet:
HITV COMPLETE SYSTEM(DISH,DECODER,SMARTCARD,1 MONTH SUBSCRIBTION) WITHOUT INSTALLATION FOR ONLY N13,999.
AVAILABLE ALL OVER NIGERIA.(LIVE PREMEIRSHIP MATCHES)

CALL-08052260060

Didn't see that one, huh?

dblock:
I would never support the killing of civilians. The government however must realize what is going on from this struggle, then maybe the thousands of people massacred by the inadequate economy of the Niger Delta and your "five" civilians massacred by Ateke tom will rest in peace.

look how you belittle the lives of these innocent people killed by the millitant violence you enthusiastically support.

So you sneer at the number 5, eh? Saro Wiwa was just one man, yet y'all make a big production over his death.

@lexyman
sorry, im not in the country right now. will be back mid april.
Will call u later when i finally buy a SIm card

Po Deep:
Ahhh, phew! I'm so glad we broke the curse. We broke the jinx! IT'S ON!!!

Glad you're coming back to OT to be 're-jinxed'. And this time, it'll be for keeps.

@nazzyon
people do buy phones just for aesthetics, ya know.

While you may drool at the N96 for it's specs, some people out there will buy it just because it *looks* good.

Doesn't mean, as many of you erroneously assume, that they lack brains.

Grimez:
chelsea aint got nuttin on us !

Anyone else see the irony in this?

Let's see what Wenger has to say about Abou Diaby's tackle. Maybe he should be banned from life, too?

Oh well, he'll probably not have seen it. at least that's what he always says.

dblock:
Let the Violence continue.

They must go to Abuja and Lagos, then the Government will realise that they will suffer on earth and in hell for the neglect that they have caused the people of the Niger Delta

Yes. Let it continue until it consumes your loved ones.

I am waiting for the day when you people get what your greedy paws are grasping for. Then hopefully, you, ateke tom, edwin clark and other 'freedom fighters' must raise the innocent dead people you've killed in your struggle.

may the spirits of the 5 people killed by Ateke tom's new year massacre haunt you.

hansibone:
well just2nice your story is true, HERE is sumtin for you.

but my yarnings were right it only works on S60v3 phones not s60v2 phones.

all credits 2 your friend

He was NOT right!
Quake was ported to mobile phones way back, especially windows mobile devices. That's a long way from saying there's a procedure for converting 'computer games' to phones. You'll notice that the phone in the link is an N-series phone with 3d hardware. his friend's phone is a 6600, which is pretty dated in terms of hardware.
Quake was released in the early 90s. That's an Old, OLD game. Call of duty came out in 200x, and as someone who played the original game, believe me when i say it can't be ported to run on any of your N-series phones.

The games running on his friend's phone are N-GAGE games. old ones, to boot. There's very little amount of hackery involved in getting them to run.
However, if you still insist that a 2 GB Call of Duty install can miraculously be ported to a 29mb file that'll run on a 6600, i can't stop you.

I'm pretty sure your pal is simply running ngage games on his 6600. All those games came out on the old ngage and it wasn't too hard to port them back in the day.
Your friend should have set you straight instead of claiming undeserved credit.
Real football 2008 runs natively on many symbian devices.

bimbor:
@dragnet don't be surprised while some peeps are here to build some are here to display their deranged talents as destroyers, hopeless fools that can't contribute anything but to criticize healthy discussions,people who struggle to get last position in school cuming here to run their mouth, i don't know whr the idiot emerged from n has d guts to intrude my thread, stupid fellow with no manners left in him, instead of helping your mama hawk her bananas you're there stealing her money n wasting it in a cybercafé attacking your superiors, ure lucky i aint in d mood to xchange words with u u'd have rather be unborn. Olosi.texapit in d pit u'll rot.

What a terminal bore you are. Last place in school, eh? Yet my diction is far more polished than the drivel you spew.

Back on topic, i find it amusing that you claim to have links for proof, whereas in the original post you use words like 'if this is real'. Naturally, in keeping with you idiocy you neglected to place any of such links in your original post.

Why would you use a phrase like 'intrude my thread'? it's a public forum, dumbass, and i merely made a sensible contribution to it. If all you wanted was praise and comments in agreement with your lacklustre reasoning, open a blog.
your comments on my position in class and my mum's 'occupation' were amusing, if only for the fact that they expose your childishness and stupidity. the words themselves do not matter; i remain unaffected by your retarded gibbering.

We've both learnt from this discussion. you (despite all your childish tantrums) have learnt something about the application of logic. I myself have learnt that apart from overt cretins like vowiski, ceejay and a few others, covert idiots like yourself lurk in the woodwork, waiting for the right moment to erupt, to taint the rest of us with their stupidity.

And it isn't a cybercafe. More like Sheraton Wifi.

dragnet:
I dnt knw wht u guys do best . . .dissing each other or constructive contributions
*thinking*

I resent any comparison with this lunatic called Bimbor!!

bimbor:
Your words are driven by emotions but y not keep your calm a l'il, first d major terrestrial Dstv package goes 4 9,000 a month n i heard theres a customised package of about 25 stations where u pay 2,500 a month to watch Dstv in your home so what is wrong with 2,000 per month mobile subscription with just 10 stations oh u wan make them charge 10,000 abi, well maybe u should set up your own paytv. NBC says service should commence in Abuja so who are u to question that. i would refer u to do a good research before coming to talk gibberish here, maybe u need to know that that same service is in full spring in Kenya with 10 stations at Ksh1,000, do d math yourself and convert that to naira. The ignorance of some folks here don tire me, well as c.j said all u want to hear is free browsing settings. So peace y'all.

Check out MTN and Glo's pricing for TV streaming via 3G and tell me if it's any way near N2000 per month for unlimited use.
Now it's clear you possess little or no capacity for logical reasonin, so let me walk you gently through the holes in your logic, with emphasis on flags that should have made you actually think.

Flag 1: First off, Even if DSTV offers a bare bones service for N2500, the operative word is DSTV. Not MTN. According to your story the N2000 will have to be shared between MTN and DSTV, with the infrastructural costs being borne by MTN. apart from the fact that this financial model is unworkable, it is immediately apparent to anyone with a brain that this will erode DSTV's already sagging market in Nigeria.

Flag 2: There's been no DVB-H auction. it's a digital transmission standard and hence you'd expect to see a round of auctions for the rights. there's been none.

flag 3: MTN and Glo are in a pissing match to prove their ahead technologically, hence words like 3.5G and 3G + are bandied about to impress Nigerians. You'd think a service that had been started in abuja since last year would have been touted to the roof tops, eh?

flag 4: Supersport?! In a N2000 per month package?! are you fucking nuts?

flag 5: I have friends in Abuja. Most of us do. So why the radio silence till now about DVB-H if it exists? Why did it take yourself, a low-tech, obscure member on a forum to bring it to the notice of nigerians? What happened to (at the very least) Wednesday guardian?


There are loads more, but i just can't be arsed to list them for you.

PS: What a pathetic troll you really are. Have you EVER seen me ask here for free browsing settings? All i've ever asked is for Celtel to fix their GPRS in PH, i'm ready, willing and able to pay for GPRS data with ease, unlike you.
i'm waiting for you to show where i've ever requested for free Browsing settings on Nairaland. The fact you ally yourself with ceejay shows you up as just another clown in his stable of buffoons.

bimbor:
Here u just subscribe and watch realtime programmes all day.There is but only in abuja 4 now but what wont stop to baffle me is why MTN has not said a thing as rgds the service because they are the network chosen to handle it here in naija.

And the fact that MTN, a company fond of blowing its own trumpet, has said nothing about this rings no bell in your head?
Also why would they choose to launch such a service in Abuja, as against Lagos with a vastly superior population?

Finally, why would you think MTN and DSTV would charge a mere N1500 - N2000 monthly? that's just plain silly.

Put this rumor to the test of logic and it falls flat on its face. No offense meant, mate, but you didnt put a lot of thought into this.

Gamine:
Abeg

Carry your appendages elswhere


How will Nigeria ever grow

when there too many haters who will stifle any sign of improvement

Shior!

A person gets an appointment he isn't qualified for, and we're supposed to see this as an improvement? Why?

Gamine, you're a lot smarter than this topic.

I'll post d link up tommorrow. I see no need why guys need to mail for the stuff

bimbor:
Why y'all seeing d -ves? what about d ease of watching d premiership in your car, watching your favourite movies without fear of PHCN, the unlimited power of your little smartphone, guys lets face it thats d world brought right to your palms.

always keep an eye out for the -ves in this life.

Not sure I believe there's a dvb-h network in Nigeria.

janami:
eeyah. see d small boy o. i am impressed. Everybody wey dey shout here don reach commisioner status? whether by hook or crook? make God bless me too sef o (Amen).

my dream is to make my mark in the world, to actually be recognised for something by humanity.

Compared to that, being a mere community in a backwater, corruption riddled country is small bones. If that's your benchmark for greatness (and God's blessings) then you're nibbling at crumbs.

Thank God Scotland yard detectives have shown us just what they think of serving Nigerian Governors, talkless of commissioners.

Wole Soyinka >> Commisioners
years after Adedibu is dust, Soyinka and Achebe will linger on in memory.

Gamine:
Nope! My email stays where it is

and i will keep meeting NLDRS, its kind of fun!

One has to b careful, thats all.

i have had my own share of , Bad erhm sightings

yeah i meet them in the open
and only after lots of chatting and calls

Shebi i'm one of the good sightings abi?
Sissy girl. . .

If you've got a PC with a wireless card (ideally a laptop) you can simply create a wireless Adhoc network, turn on Internet Connection Sharing and connect via wireless.

Sorry my piece i rather rushed, but i'm outa time!

Gamine:
Han han

Chill.

The guy is still on NYSC ooh

He never resume office,

HABA

His 'appoinment' is clearly due to his connections, not to competence or any other decent skill picked up at CU. So why celebrate it?

A University of benin alumnus was just appointed the head of the US Genetic research institute (or something close to that). Now THAT's class.

Yes it can.
download iphone pc suite and install it on your Windows based PC and you're set to go.
I made a post a while back about it, seach nairaland and you'll ind it.


@naijafan
iPhone PC suite can add songs to the iPhone iTunes DB. drag & drop and it's in!

8GB

http://iphone.heinleins.com/
use this to upload custom ringtones to the iPhone. it converts and trims to the iPhone format nad best of all, it's a standalone application. No need to install anything!

@lungwun
Should weigh in at N85k average in lagos.

Once you go touch screen, it's hard to go back.

Neoteny is generalizing when he says 'Nokia'. There are numerous ho-hum N-series phones (crapware like the N70 comes to mind here) but there are several outstanding nokia phones, eg the n95 and N81.
What the iPhone presents is a full convergence device. Unrivalled Media playback, internet experience and a gorgeous interface makes things happen.

But i'd love Mr. Malik to show me any Nokia phone with a PSX emulator running on it.

Fact: 99.9% of people wo criticize the iPhone have never used one.

malikalhaj:
@ neoteny
y would u say good ol nokia sux? I guess u want d makers of iphones 2 sue u
@ all
iphones r overpriced fashion phones, the worse nokia smartphone is better than d best iphone. Please don't fall 4 anyone tryin 2 psyche u that iphones r beta than good old, tested, trusted, reliable, durable nokia

You know so little, yet are so comically confident in your ignorance.

Pity, really. we're on the verge of a mobile revolution come june when the SDk apps get rolled out. You'll be left behind with your nokias.

By the way, if you consider a device that combines a decent phone, the most sophisticated phone OS, unique and intuitive interface, the best internet experience on a portable device and the best iPod ever (25 hrs audio, 5 hours video) over priced at $399, no one can help you.

Anyone know how to embed a Youtube video in nairaland?

Dual Core, what's your YIM handle?

;d

@Dual Core
You in PH at the moment?

Afam:
And the world stands by, playing games with words as innocent people are killed.

Pity many Nairalanders do the same thing when Darfur comes up as a topic for discussion, isn't it?

outlaws:
If you have a common sense again, you should have notice the issue of prisoners being linked to slavery was published by Finalcall. The issue of KKK. Lets put it this way. Any White racist is A.K.A. KKK. If you don’t know the US. History, you need to next time pay attention in class.

For those here who are trying to defend White people. Because you have not experienced racism doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Also try not to defend them in public when you are hanging out with Black people, not Blacks that think like White people.

Yes, published by finalcall, i agree. but your topic here on nairaland urges us to 'think again'. Even the accompanying article you wrote said
slaves in chains just like they use to do it back in the day. Actually back in the day is repeating it self every day.

If you don't find that suggestive, i dunno how to help you.

outlaws:
For those here who are trying to defend White people. Because you have not experienced racism doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Also try not to defend them in public when you are hanging out with Black people, not Blacks that think like White people.

See the areas i placed in bold font? When you use the word 'White People' and 'Blacks that think like White people' are you aware you're deliberately making a racial discrimination, hence trending towards racism?

Not every racist is white. i've seen many on Nairaland with skins blacker than mine.