₦airaland Forum

spiSeyi:
Shey nah only oha you chop ni

DevilishMan:
RIP in advance bro.
Tell Mohbad they've released Naira Marley & Sam Larry.

Ozommadu:
Chai! Oha soup served in a white bowl...are you the gods of the land

Bekiaful oo

Beuberry:
Osimhen's so cute. Hakimi looked like an ex-rapist. Salah looked like a rehabilitated terrorist.
Osimhen for the trophy.

Kloenboi:
Rat nor dey forget him old hole

Gadafii:
If you had rizz, you could have still bagged that pusse, okafors law never fails

Calling an ex especially one whom did no bad in your books is not a bad idea, but if she’s a cheat, toxic, lazy and dirty, cut her loose

That’s why I don’t break up with any of my girls, if I notice she has started acting like ogbanje I will give her space and withdraw silently so that later in the future I can easily reinitiate conversations with her again, some exs dey fine after separation sha

Ezeeboiy:
this man is wicked he gave me 30k that he'll pay me the balance in January

Toluabigr8:
Hope this ponkreyon drink will not make our youth HIGH, cos few chemical with another chemical, b4 u know it, our science student don dey on colos

Unlimited22:
There's a Catholic church close to Emenike Bus Stop in Mile 1, along Ikwerre Road.


If you go there on a Sunday morning I promise you you will find like 15 strikers better than Nicolas Jackson.

advanceDNA:
One nigga in my secondary school days..his name is animashaun..... pple started calling him animal...
perhaps to shorten his name to anima , which became animal overtime....

Nigga literaly behaves like an animal....no cap man....All teachers hate him ...beat up our introtech teacher and bit him ....nigga ddnt finish ss3 with us...dropped out and roamed the street..... well....im not saying the name we called him caused it....

Meteng:
Then alternate with bread wrap, use rubber band to tie it around your gbola

Arizoner:
original sin, monster's ball, the devil's advocate, money train, after the sunset, fifty shades of grey, Desperado. bluefilm plenty for there

mostob:
I don tell Westham people to send azza make I do urgent tukay for them.

The injury to Partey might be a blessing in disguise sha. Maybe Rice wouldn't be performing to this extent if he were around.

finallybusy:
White westerner kee you there, Adewale. What do you children gain from typing these stupid write-ups?

betshopagent:
I have worked with an Indian, Chinese and lebaneese. They are all terrible only that an Indian Is the worst among them. An Indian would overwork you, disrespect and would under under pay you. Most times an Indian still leech on your token of salary that the company pays it's Nigerian workers . In other parts of Nigeria, they are cautious abit when dealing with its workers but in LAGOS they just does anyhow because nobody questions them. They acts like they feeds you in Lagos. If you want to Enjoy your life try working with an European or An American. My best memory of working with an expacterate was with a Belgium national.

Dialpad:
Want your business to grow in Nigeria, hire Indian manager.

I am talking from employer stand point not from emotional employee view.

You will get paid.... but they would demand results

muyico:
any person DAT behave like number 9. a fool and his money will soon depart!

Ade1177:
[/b]First date is different from first visit to the house na[b]


If you're just meeting for the first time why will you go to a stranger house you haven't met before

First date is outside in public

But on first visit

It is compulsory you have sex

Because the sexual tension is high as you two are new lovers
And the girl coming over to your house unless na church girl or church brother relationship

There's sex in her mind already
Also the guys mind is full of sex

So sex on first visit is 90%

Sex on first date is for perverts because that's hookup

Anything else is irrelevant

gift2xl:
What is she looking for, by going to the guys house on first date. First date should be outside, a nice place.

Fear those guys that dont have chairs, their bed is their sitting chair. Hardly will a woman on a first date survive the temptation sitting on the bed.

firstking01:
I first started picking interest in this man when he told obama that he will only legalize same sex marriage in his country if and only if obama will marry him, hilarious

FuckingMachine:
Sign language

Popsy stares at you, you coordinate. Momsy stares at you, you shut up. Sister stares at you, you return the remote. Brother stares at you, you leave the room for he & gf.

hardcore007:
Wow, my people una see am?
To live life dey easy, na you just wan kee yourself with depression because you want this and you want that.

Musty112:
This one that all of you are looking hungry like this..

Mindlog:
Venue: XYZ Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Interviewer: Why do you want to do your practicum (internship) in this facility?

Me: Actually, this facility wasn't my first choice as I had interest somewhere else but their openings have been filled and working in a psychiatric facility is trauma unlimited.

One hour later......interview no gree spoil, I sadly collected a letter of acceptance and faced my worst nightmares in psychiatric wards.

Gerrard59:
Because they used visit visa to enter the US. In order to access the labour market without restrictions, they do contract aka arrange marriage. Alternatively, study in Mexico and become a Mexican citizen, then TN visa to the US labour market. Or be like my oga Tensa20 and head to Chile. Do five years, collect passport and do H1B1. For those in Canada, play the long game to citizenship and TN visa your way to the US labour market.

Focus should be on accessing the US labour market without restrictions. If your money is plenty, enter Australia, get the passport and do E-3 visa to the US labour market.

There is one final route which you can do from your house in Nigeria, but please do your research.

I don try.