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Spirit04:
that thing needs to be addressed as soon as possible. Anybody caught in the act of begging at work should be sacked immediately let them go pick up a bowl and switch to full-time begging.

Brendaniel:
The way I hate cultism ehn! I blame the government sha, as for me if I were president or governor I will make cultism very unfashionable that people will look at it like one of the worst things to do.

For me once you are caught as a cultist, either death by firing squad or we draft you into the army as volunteer without pay and put you in the hottest battle front for the next 4 years, if you survive we will start paying after 4 years, because staying in prison is waste of tax payers money on you for being useless, except we lock you in prison and you are working for free for the government as a labourer, but you must be useful to the government or we send you to the great beyond.

For me if you are a cultist it's either you leave the sane environment for sane people or you join soldiers in battle fighting insane terrorists and if there are no terrorist to fight in the country, we will donate you to countries that have to help them fight for free, you must be useful if you are to stay on planet earth.

Axis313:
GNLD?
There is difference between job and work,my brother,it's better to be jobless than to be a GNLD marketer.That thing no be job,na work.

Sucre6:
Lols those guys can be so annoying heh, and for those people who are already trecking under the sun and slaving for them in the name of marketing their drugs, I don't think it's clear eye something, it can't be ordinary, I suspect they use some kind of charm on them or something, I mean how can someone be tracking under the hot sun, day in, day out slaving for someone in the name of marketing by commission and the end up not selling up to 30k drugs in a month, how much come be their own suffer head commission

jenifer007:
With all your writeups on NL if I don't see you in heaven,na war o

kenzysmith:
But d man na still jealous ungrateful person someone u are benefitting from someone who brought u into d deal u went ahead to tell oshimen that he is posing at private jets, doing big boy up and down while his people are suffering how is it the in-law business? Na just inlaw e be to oshimen that should not give him d gut to say rubbish to oshimen na oshimen na go still take care of ur wife wey u dey nack too? See he mouth like my money. Oshimeh almost lost is life why playing for napoli causing him to wear face mask. Babu dey work monkey wan shop .The sister self be ekpaa follow her husband come tarnish oshimen image dey cry . U wan gain for oshimen sweat and still dey bad mouth am.
Over 360 million oooleeee! Ole! 13.8 million wey oshimen send give u no reach theif.

YourFavorite21:
1. I always take my phone and my JBL music player, to the toilet, each time I wan shit or bath.

My Mom will now be like "Till tomorrow naw"..

2. I enjoy picking my nose, when I'm alone.

FalseProphet1:
Please can I ask you for a favour.

One girl used that line on me this morning, I immediately told her that if it's money related she shouldn't bother. She replied by telling me that I'm childish. I told her to allow me to remain childish in peace instead of sharing favour up and down when my name isn't favour.

This I have seen.

Offpoint:
lol, I go wait for 10mins before I stir eba, no bi were I dey, by that time... eba don dey processing unit for belles... house wey people dey chop food ontop fire na him you wan wait dey stir eba.... you no wan eat dat day be that.

in my grandmom voice Since I was born I've never seen an hungry man's Tommy rejects food, he doesn't even know what sticky and non sticky means... eba is eba

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MufasaLion:


Whosoever I will date must address me as "Emperor or Royal Highness."

ewawumi:
More interested in exchanging for now!

theenchanter:
u sef Sabi that place have u entered their store gan gan before? Omo, u go see books u go fear.

I have many novels that I want to dispose sef, e just too much. Can we swap or something? What type of novels do u read sef?

ewawumi:
Ketu, in front of the Stanbic bank beside the pedestrian Bridge.

We can link up to swap if you'd want (I have about 200 pieces or more sef)

JoshTrillions:
Bad guy with sharp strategy..If you no want make the whole congregation of Christ look you with disdain, u gats accept the proposal

RedChiefPriest:
Well if he sees better offer and if he thinks the country have more to offer him than naija then he's free to move.
But if I get 24 million job per year for this naija and vampire and zombies dey kill fo Street,i no fit leave ooo.
Na to go buy better ammunition and start playing real life COD.
One Hand on steering and the other hand on my gun ready to shoot any bagger I sight.

Jovialjune1:
So let me get this straight, Clarence went from being gay, to being straight, then back to being gay again,

I thought these western woke people said the LGBTQ+ is a natural genetic something, how come they can switch at will, to the extent of their diick standing erect for a "straight" sex

Modified:
For those quoting me, you cannot say LGBTQ+ is natural and genetic when you can switch to anyone at will, that in itself has cancelled the naturality propaganda and fluidity, shows that y'all are fake, deceitful, and mentally deranged liars that needs severe pyschiatric intervention.

Dizzyyish:
Comrade, so you get mouth like this?

advanceDNA:
Be forming woke ...until your son say he dey collect díck for yansh..

.i know say e no go dey all that beautiful again.

Success77x:
What's wrong with ranching?
Borno, Zamfara, Kastina and Sokoto state alone have enough forest that can contain your cows and livestock scheme.

I nor blame una at all, na Lord Luggard i blame.

May his soul continue to Rest in piece.

africanpride1:
Powerful Music! I wish many more of our Musicians have brain to write deep Songs like this. Most of our Politicians would have been more sensible listening to this type on Radio daily from various Musicians. The Power of Music is boundless.

oz4real83:
What CR7 wants is champions league football, if he is that desperate, there are other small clubs that qualified for the competition , some Portuguese clubs also qualified but he should be willing to have a 90% pay cut, reduce his ego and be more of a team player. If he is unwilling to join these clubs, he should start practising the Europa league anthem so that he will know it before the competition starts

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Think9ja:


This is all what you guys know how to do; COMPLAIN!

It doesn't bother you what people go through to produce that groundnut you see. You just want it to be cheap so that you can buy it and CHoP as much as you want. Typical Nigerian mentality; COnsumer!

For N100, that groundnut is very, very cheap. Come up north and see what people go through to farm that groundnut.

As long as government doesn't have any business with how it is produced, they shouldn't have any problem with how people set their price.

One thing I can promise you is, no matter who emerges as the president, the price of that groundnut will not come down. Prepare to buy it for N150 next year.

Since the Nigerian government and people have decided that farming should be the occupation of the poor people in the village, we'll continue to see worsening price hike.

And Hey! No worry yourself, your Obi won't do sh!t about the situation.

PrincessofDSS:
Lol

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etinanguy:
If na 9ja, they 4 don release them that same day, and they will arrest the boi and his first, second and third generation family members both death and alive.

Nigeria my corntree.

signature2012:
Always in shock.Dummy president.
I don’t blame you,I blame the higher dummies that voted for you.

This is same you rehabilitating BH back to the society instead of sending them to where they can enjoy 7 virgins.

If Nigeria happen to be a sane country,by now we should be seeing multiple resignation letter flying.They don’t care about me and you.

Even the Zombies on this forum are tired and clueless to defend their candidate.

Now tell me,why should any person with vision as small like a mustard seed still think APC deserve to be in power after the dullard leaves office?

The country is in comatose.Nothing is functional.
From lack of jobs.
Poor infrastructure.
No security.
Even the dullard was attacked in his hometown.

Nazgul:
He's not far from the Truth. America has become the world capital of sexual immorality, psychos, wayward children, racism... etc.

Honestly, if not that Nigeria is far worse, I doubt if Nigerians would be paying millions to relocate there permanently.