₦airaland Forum

TruthinAction:
Do I have issues with you? Or do you know me? We are all important in this life. I know the tracking is coming from two different sources and locations. And I know those tracking me. All I want is how to protect my phone and laptops from being tracked. I am not a yahoo person. I am into ministry. But we have wicked and unreasonable people everywhere who don't want to give others space to rise.

Tinubuagbado:
Bandits attacking senior bandits?

Lol.

There problem ooooo.

Who are they trying to deceive?

Government of bandits by bandits and for bandits.

Its their family business.

Abeg make we no put mouth for family affair ooo.

Failure44:
That woman has tried, she'll enjoy the fruit of her labour.
That man has made her suffer, I have still have memories of when I was 10-12 in primary 5.
How that man would fight with her to the extent blood would be on the wall .
How would fight with her naked, threatening to shoot us and kill my brothers in our sleep.

My childhood memories aren't good at all
I'll make sure I take her abroad, The hatred I have for that man and the zeal to make that woman enjoy is what pushes me.

JoyousFurnitire:
Did you remember the soccer. They tried some 3D. The ball often hit the cameraman behind the goal. Some so sweet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE-Zi6LLB6w

sirrvicc:
Brother, You have very poor taste

Sucre6:
Back then in school, ASUU was striking as usual, so I had to stay home. One evening my dad sent me to buy fuel for the Generator, after buying the fuel I decided to one stone and kill two birds so i visited bet9ja shop to stake my games.

After staking, I drove home on my dads car, when I got home, I brought down the fuel from the boot and my dad demanded I give him the keys to the car as he was rushing to somewhere, I gave him the car keys, and he left, after a few while, I was searching for my bet ticket to no avail, I decided to go and restake the game, two hours later my dad came back and called me to the palor, in the presence of my siblings and cousins and mother.

He brought out the bet slip which I obviously forgot inside the car, he started complaining and lamenting on how I am wasting away playing bet, he was advising my siblings not to take after me as I was a bad example, I felt like the ground should open and swallow me, my mum turned and shook her head and say u disappointed me son I was so embarrassed, I shyly took the slip from my dad and left, he called me back, and told me to give him change from the fuel I bought earlier, I put hand for pocket and guess what came out again? Another bet9ja slip .

My dad shouted chai, this child is a lost course oo onye mere m ihia

I can never forget that day, I felt like a fugitive in my own fathers house, everyone in the house was looking at me like an ex-convict

Luckily enough the game came through, I told my elder brother to escort me to somewhere, I took him to bet9ja shop where I cashed out 15,000 times 2 = #30,000, I gave him 5k and shared 2k to my other siblings, they come dey hail me, thats how I reclaimed my street and house credibility
My senior brother was like, senior man, show me the way nah, baba done sell him first son birth right gimme because of 5k

Moh247:




Penal code is only for North and Abuja

New format for police to collect Roger and Bribe

Police go just burst hotel rooms begin dey ask for marriage certificate




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Lesgupnigeria:
Once in a lifetime opportunity

SporaD8:
I am so loving this!!!
At best those lawyer who employ diabolical means to win cases won't need to hide it anymore!
lawyers during hearings can now speak into Buffalo horns and wear herbalist ephods in courtroom!

Oturatetuala:
There's a logical way to say it not just saying I want to Bleep u lolz, she no be goat now even goat self get logical ways of saying it.

You are getting there soon.

Kollins11:
It doesn't look attractive and I'm sure it's not delicious. If I marry you I will definitely bring in my sidechick to come cook for me in your presence.

You're a waste of bride price.

Kollins11:
It doesn't look attractive and I'm sure it's not delicious. If I marry you I will definitely bring in my sidechick to come cook for me in your presence.

You're a waste of bride price.

indodon:
Imagine returning phone you stole to collect blessing..

VeryWickedMan:
People wicked pass me oo

Tokziby:
Na the bread wey Jesus share for people be that incase u no understand
If u open am u go see the fish inside.

Na sardine bread

BLIVESHEALTH:
Samsung a12 64gb 6months old available for 60k

stanliwise:
mutual consent with a minor?
The consent of a minor is not recognized in the federal law book.
Next time you see a minor. Stay clear

SARSCoV2:


The furniture in Delta states government house now trying to form importance!

Okowa should be ashamed of himself!

That despite huge allocation and average IGR, he is still struggling to outperform Yobe State governor.

The insult is that, Okowa still seeks relevance, despite is world renowned failure!

These are proven facts that humans don’t have sincere conscience. Cos ordinarily, if okowa was sincere to himself and Delta state people, he should be contemplating suicide as at now.

Damn! I am not pained by his failures! I am pained that he still has the guts and effrontery to talk.

Almighty God has been a patient God. If humans were God’s! Thunder would have killed Okowa wayback 2018

Honor10:
Don't worry. You will start shouting Biafra or death from February

Internet22:
Omo life hasn't be the same, Imaging the the first child being just 22 and already have 7 other siblings behind him, sad


No offense, Omo yur parent dey nack o

stanliwise:
What are typing this guy?
people whey normal nor plenty for this country

SARSCoV2:
Same Okowa.

Mod’s should please move this thread to jokes section.

Okowa that is just a sitting furniture in government house.

Even Deltans know that their state does not have a governor

sparkle7:

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stanliwise:
What are typing this guy?
people whey normal nor plenty for this country

nurain150:
Guys in hackerone how have you been. My fellow hackers. Recently I left bug bounty to look for money in article writing and kdp.

Aramoseducation:
Learn programming cyber security (Kali Linux), maths, physics and chemistry. I give home tutorials for the above mentioned discipline. Location: Lagos