₦airaland Forum

Philipbbc:



Bring money naw

sparkle7:
Nope. I was helping the little rat with year 1 physics, Math and some other courses she finds difficult.
After much flirting and professional smooching, I thought I have a Girlfriend.
Babe lets date and her anwser was and i quote ' No! You are more of a Teacher to me. And whereas, I have a boyfriend '
My eyes cleared that day. I realised i was fooling myself. Upon i didnt charge for my services to her. Others were paying me for teaching them but i didnt collect a dime from her. Time wasted, energy expelled, sailva wasted, and brain stressed. Foolish girl!
Why didn't you meet your fuvking boyfriend to teach you?

Philipbbc:
Very clean like brand new redmi note 8 for sell.

6 gig ram and 64 gig rom

With original 22.5 Watts fast charger.

Screen protector and pouch available

Location is asaba delta state.

Price is 77k.

Don't tell me its too cost because its still beats all this newest models in that price range. Lol

Call or whatsapp 08071499186..

MrBrownJay1:
bwaaaaaah! thankfully with laser, she can get her senses back and remove that nonsense!

imagine the laugh if you go fukc some babe and her dude's face is tattoed on her aaass.... na heavy backshot she (and that fool's face) go receive, lol!

Fahdiga:
You try. kudos. May your children lift you 8ft above the ground and leave you to fall yakata in future in Jesus name amen

franchasng:
Lol.


If men keep their manhood in one place, the economy of Nigeria will collapse.


The reason Nigerians aren't feeling the heat of Buhari and APC incompetence is because Nigerian men in high places, from politicians, to top civil servants, to industrialists to top bank executives to oil company workers to Yahoo boys to Business moguls to guys living abroad are fending for Nigerian ladies, who in turn use the monies to cater for their families, fund their education, buy houses, cars, patronize various businesses, banks and whatnot, thereby making the money to go round.


If men keep their manhood one place, money won't circulate again and this will cause serious disruption in the Nigerian society.


Nollywood will die.

Radio and TV stations will suffer!

Banks will go bankrupt!

Real estate businesses will die.

Online business merchants will close shop.


Hotels and bars will close shop.

Entertainment industry will die!

Mobile phone sale outlets will close shop.

Spars, Boutiques, recreational centers, shopping malls, car shops will all close business.


Fast food restaurants will die natural death.


Night clubs will fold.



In fact there will be anarchy in Nigeria so Mr Pharmacist abeg be careful with this your advice oh

ahmthankgod:
You need to get mind for wetin i wan tell you. Go near the alter where their they do offering carry microphone and kindly call her out, do some little speech and you put one knee down by that time people don they shout with joy and ask her that proposal question surely it will be very suprising and romantic

ouzo1:
Voom is better than statement

urchcoded:
He has not forgiven the guy. Even if he stayed 20 years in prison and was released he will still go after him.

Innocent inmate illegally detained by the police

seanwilliam:
how mush voucher ?

hemartins:
Counting the money dispensed from ATM is compulsory for me.
I don't trust any machine.

Volksguys1985:
Robot go spend the money, back to square 0

seanwilliam:
First , I can’t do any physical business with such money, I’m not good at it . Secondly I’ll reinvest half of the money on whatever gave me that money , then buy ethereum with the rest and lock up .. thirdly , if I don’t know what to do with money at hand, I’ll kuku ma use am buy land and forget it cos no matter how long you hold the money , you go spend am and go back to square one .




Modified : , no wonder we’re poor.. look at peoples comments, none of una get good business idea.

It’s one thing to have money, it’s another thing to know what to do with it

Anyway I buy all types of gift cards and funds ( PayPal, skrill) at amazing rate . I’m tested and trusted

pyyxxaro:
RIP to the Blokos


She waited for him to sleep before harvesting the blookos , Fear Women oh


I just de imagine the way the man would have screamed when she sliced off the blookos


The guy go scream like ÀAAWAAALAAAAMEEÈEEE CHIIÎMÔOOOOOO

dave601:
It doesn't sound cool, but if you're unhappy with this post, check yourself well: something is wrong (to say the least).

If you are angry, you are the type that would come the following day as a parent with police or thugs to come and teach me a lesson, even though your child is terribly going astray.

If you know how much I love my students/pupils, you should be shame of getting angry in the first place.

I know some are quite content seeing their kids going naughty, eccentric and disrespectful to elders including their teachers (why won't they disrespect even you yourself?).

Sorry, the bad news is I can't stand that. You can keep your money (from experience). In the class I'm the authority, and you do as I say (whether in Pry 1 or 'SSS 4 class').

You see, growing up, I was a victim of indiscipline and social vices myself, and now I can't afford to not help the young ones to avoid the mistake I made, if it's not too late: cos I try to discipline with wisdom, not with Anger or Pride (otherwise, I would deserve better strokes too).

God bless.

AndriaRich:
We must kwantinue..

And fight za kwaraption togeda...

iCauseTrouble:
I have come to realise that everything in life is about interest. So do not follow any man blindly but do things according to your conscience and discretion.

Senomii:
E be like you go chyke person mama
Go for your level una go say no, go toast buhari wife na

Kingosytex:
My ex was deceived by her friends that she started to see our relationship as a sort of poverty alleviation programme, she started seeing another guy but each time I confronted her, she threw tantrums. She sent me a text one day and told me that she wasn't comfortable with me again, that we should end the relationship. I knew it was a f*ck up if I allowed her to dump me so I was determined to dump her. I pleaded with her for about two weeks and we reconciled. As soon as I had my way into her pants again, I told her straight after the s*x that it was over between us, she cried and cried. I didn't want her to dump me so I had to dump her.

wallay77:
Nawa oo...oyinbo self....to admire what u see na crime...

yinkeys:
Youths should use the only platform they’re in control of - The Entertainment & Tech Industry

Top 20 Best Selling Artists can unite and support one candidate. This will be Nigeria’s next president if they go this route & are courageous about it

If 2face, Wiz, Falz, Burna etc unite and campaign for one person that candidate will be president

EndSars protest proved this
Only Falz & RunTown used their platform to kickstart what shook this country. This is my opinion else these old men with obsolete ideas are not going anywhere in decades to come o

$1 will soon be equal to 1000 naira with the way things are going
See the way people are dying like chicken in this country.

Sijo01:
The girl that will sleep with your groom before and after your wedding is currently preparing for Jamb

madridguy:
The aftermath na enjoyment my sister

Professorcplus:
Oga Milesbillions no kill yourself o.

Why u dey rush to join this rat race of life.

Invest more in relationships and keep meaniful one in every way of life. Stay connected with your friends school, Nysc, church, reach out and act like you care.

Make sure you have something of value to offer. It may not be money but something people around you cherish and happy about.

Lastly, the night is long as job might not be available so always always prepare for future opportunity.

Wish you well!

Cheers

lilvicky68:
Jsut save small money do night plan download seasonal movies dey watch..

As work no dey you no go kill yourself..

Life no too hard na you just want make am

DeathToAfonja:
BIGGEST LIE OF THE CENTURY


When a guy bangs a hot girl


He must 99% of the time tell his friends Oga


Unless he doesn't have any close friends or real friends


Believe it or leave it

Dankovich1:
Please someone with Intel should help me inquire if Cpt. Slawormiir is among the troops.
Ever since the outbreak of Russian - Ukraine invasion haven't seen the damn nigga online.

DeathToAfonja:
You bought 20k phone with 4gb RAM and you're happy


From frying pan to Hellfire

Chatflick:
How do I contact you?

Chatflick:
Abeg who has old ebay account for sale?