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Flamemignon1:
The video has been existing since last year so your theory is baseless

michaellovaldo:
I checked the guy's YouTube channel just now,the highest views he has on a video is 14k views

He got all these properties from a total video views of Less than 50k?
Not taking any sides,just saying

omenka:
What a way to end the day for IPOB terrorists cum Zombiedients.

The Okoro punk up above, while pretending to be unaffected, posting stupid GIFs like a robotic mutt, is actually like..

TheFacelessMan:


I once had a near-death experience with a man-eating crocodile.

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I was on honeymoon with the love of my life.

We were on a canoe fishing in River Limpopo, off the coast of Mozambique.

Her name was Zubby, and she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen... she had a heart of pure gold

Unfortunately, she wasn't as smart as she was pretty.

I still can recall all the details clearly...

There she was smiling, her hand cutting a path in the brown dirty brown water....

She was still smiling as she touched a rather large tree branch floating on the water.

The bark of the "log" seemed rather rough and I saw the branch come to life a split second before i shouted ;

"ZUBBY!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The crocodile violently rammed our canoe and we rocked back and forth, almost capsizing.

She was trembling in my arms and I was thanking my lucky stars when I felt something wet beneath my feet

I looked down and I saw the nightmare of sailors world- wide : a leaking boat / ship .

The shore, 25 metres away and I knew we either had to wait for our death or risk swimming in the crocodile-infested waters

The water was fast rising, at our ankles when I made a decision, we had to abandon ship, so to speak.

" Follow my lead ", I said, as I dived into the murky brown water.

To be continued

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Ifakiland:
Ifakiland to his useless father
Wetin concern me and who una vote....smh no be una go suffer am?

Itzlinda:
They were dating. She married someone else.
What we don’t know is if they continue dating after her marriage or not, because he killed her in her matrimonial home.
May her soul rest in peace

Indispensable85:
We're too linient with traffic rules in this country. If u see wetin Canada do my person early dis year for traffic offence you go cry. After collecting her driver's licence,they took her car to their office and parked it there for 1month. When she went there after the 1month to claim the car, they told her she's going to pay 50 dollars per day for parking space within their premises. By the time they added money for the main offence she had to pay close to 3k dollars. She wept like a baby. Kikikikikikiki........she was late for work and went to drive on the wrong lane to beat time. This things are taken seriously over there because it can lead to the death of another person. More than half of her salary that month was gone. Lol.......

Indispensable85:
We're too linient with traffic rules in this country. If u see wetin Canada do my person early dis year for traffic offence you go cry. After collecting her driver's licence,they took her car to their office and parked it there for 1month. When she went there after the 1month to claim the car, they told her she's going to pay 50 dollars per day for parking space within their premises. By the time they added money for the main offence she had to pay close to 3k dollars. She wept like a baby. Kikikikikikiki........she was late for work and went to drive on the wrong lane to beat time. This things are taken seriously over there because it can lead to the death of another person. More than half of her salary that month was gone. Lol.......

Ifakiland:
I have zero pity of lagosians, they will still vote apc. Lolzzzz

Greenback:

TheFacelessMan:
Thanks for your efforts and rusher14's at cleaning up this thread.

I have Liked and Shared every single post of yours. All of them make sense.

The sentence might seem harsh but believe me those who will lose their cars at auction, those who hear about it will spread the word ....

Gradually people will understand that the Law is the Law in Lagos State. The Government will be initially vilified but eventually imitated in more progressive states.

Nyamiri:
There are traffic offences and then, there is one way driving. Normal traffic offences attract fines.

For one way drivers, you are seen as driving your vehicle with intent to kill. This is because of the high likelihood of knocking down passers by and other motorists.

I have personally seen 2 people knocked down by one way drivers and I don't wish it on anyone. I believe jailing one way drivers and confiscating their vehicles is in order.

Authority1o1:
Okay...

[s]
Peter Obi has changed the dynamics of Igbo politics just with his emergence. Just compare thiz year's registration of SE voters to other years and you'd discover that the political apathy — which owed to the continual emergence of useless candidates that aren't pleasing to the Igbo rational voters — for which they are perhaps known for is gone overnight.

History will he kind to Peter Obi no matter what happens in the future. He reawakened the Igbos' zeal in politics.

SE valid voters even give the North and SW a big run for their money.[/s]

Mr Man... did you see Ebonyi at 60% and Abia at almost 50% ?

Did you check the table at all?

You rushed to chestbeat, some fools came to Like your post without critical analysis.

Look closely at that table.... the Game has almost ended and you are here preparing for the start.

GloriousGbola:
Na wa sha. Dude got a second chance in 2008,but he could not tame his demons.

big7:
big7 to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother
OK when your dad or mom, brother or sister experience same which I know will surely happen we will all thank th FG on them behalf for the free accommodation they will be providing for them then

Period007:
Seun is a tribal bigot

Nairaland is now an Avenue to peddle fake news,causing ethnic tension.
Nigeria disintegration will start from nairaland and Seun has been paid for that.

The end of nairaland is near

HimName:
Him name carry 'of' join body.

riczy:
learn ke, u av heard it all, dont u know its nt right which are u talking abt again?