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Foreign AffairsRe: Queen Elizabeth II's Secret Letter To Citizens Of Sydney To Be Opened In 2085 by TheFacelessMan: 10:11pm On Sep 12, 2022
I helped her to seal the envelope....

She wrote :

"Kiss my white behind" undecided
CareerRe: Will You Return This To Your Company? by TheFacelessMan: 3:36pm On Sep 12, 2022
GloriousGbola:
The system is automated and they will always eventually find out. During audit, reconciliation or some other exercise.

Especially if you have enterprise payroll solution.

We had a guy on contract who moved to another unit. For a year he was taking two salaries.

He was still found out.

It is only in cash based one man business with poor record keeping that you can get away with this
LOL...what happened to the Contract Guy?
HealthRe: Carter Oshodin, UNIBEN Official, Commits Suicide Over Hardship by TheFacelessMan: 1:18pm On Sep 11, 2022
Righteousness2:
Suicide is straight to Hell Fire. A place of torment, pains, regrets and tears.

Hell Fire is Uncomparable to whatever situation or challenge that you are facing here in earth.

The moment you enter , there is no coming back.

Cast your cares upon JESUS Christ! He is always there for those who Depend and trust in HIM.
Show some empathy... don't be stupid. Or rather pause it occasionally.

CrimeRe: Man Kills Newly-Married Woman For Jilting Him In Adamawa (Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 1:02pm On Sep 11, 2022
madridguy:
The late wife is the cause of it all. How can you collect a whole 150k from a man knowing fully you won't marry him.

This is how one of my brother boss younger sister take die few years ago. Collecting money from someone that she knew she won't marry, when the guy found out na so the guy go do something wey blood dey dry for her body till she pass away. I wish i get strength to type long story.
Please... do tell. A story is always welcome. Something to learn from.
FoodRe: See The Pepper I Bought For N300 In Kano Today by TheFacelessMan: 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2022
pocohantas:
Something Nigerian men give/show their women for free everyday.

Such is life. grin
You're a character. grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 7:26pm On Sep 09, 2022
Igbojew:
Igbojew to his useless homosexual father
We know that is you people wishes against her and Igbos but you will be disappointed how she will be elevated because of this her outstanding and courageous statement.You think Igbos are like you coward Yorubas.This is different between brave Igbos and you coward Yorubas.............I am that Igbojew the table shaker
Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 12:27pm On Sep 09, 2022
tishbite42:
Verily, verily, many are mad but a few a roaming
Takes one to know one.
Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 11:46am On Sep 09, 2022
tishbite42:
Read again, dumbo
I said 'she might'
Afonja!
Read again. My comments aren't for the intellectually challenged.
Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 9:44am On Sep 09, 2022
tishbite42:
Na you sack am abi
U think sey America na Zoogeria
This woman might lecture in Oxford and Cambridge sef
Na you employ am for Oxford or Cambridge? Using your daft "logic".
PoliticsRe: Rename The University Of Nigeria, Nsukka To Queen Elizabeth - Adamu Garba by TheFacelessMan:
madridguy:
I support the motion.
The Adamu Garba guy is obviously trolling and he knows how to rile his audience.

It's a targeted post, meant to annoy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 9:21am On Sep 09, 2022
faste:
Faste to his useless homosexual father
Na you wan sack am or na papa employ am?Face your terrorist infested shit hole!
PoliticsRe: Jeff Bezoz And Prof Uju Anya Trade Words As She Berates Queen Elizabeth II by TheFacelessMan: 10:49pm On Sep 08, 2022
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 10:45pm On Sep 08, 2022
She has finished her life in the West for no reason.

Make she just come UNN come lecture.

Lost a salary of $120k - 150k for no reason.
Foreign AffairsRe: Carnegie Mellon University Reacts To Uju Anya's Tweet About Queen's Death by TheFacelessMan: 10:39pm On Sep 08, 2022
Destroyed her career for no reason. undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Uju Anya's Hateful Post On Queen Elizabeth II Death Condemned by TheFacelessMan: 10:38pm On Sep 08, 2022
Destroyed her career for no reason. undecided
TravelRe: Nigerian Woman Delivers Her Baby On Turkish Flight To Manchester by TheFacelessMan: 2:40pm On Sep 07, 2022
Britian has abolished jus solis (citizenship by birth) since 1983 or so.

Turkey definitely doesn't have.

The baby is 100% Nigerian except if parents are of a different nationality


PS - Aviation laws forbid flying close to due date. She probably hid it.
FamilyRe: Help! Am I Wrong Asking My Wife To Talk To Her Mum by TheFacelessMan: 1:50pm On Aug 29, 2022
Just start dressing infront of them.

By the time they see glimpses of nudity, they will get the gist.

So they want you to share the couch with one of them ? grin.

On a serious note... the women can stuff themselves in the room if comfortable for them. You will find your corner. Don't worry, they will definitely get on each others nerves shortly and let you be.
TravelRe: 2 Air France Pilots Suspended After Fighting In Cockpit by TheFacelessMan: 11:01am On Aug 29, 2022
grin

Really reminds me of that fight scene in 007's Spectre.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SatisfiedFreshLamprey-size_restricted.gif

I am inspired to write a story...
SportsRe: Roberto Gabriel Trigo: Footballer Who Brought Down A Plane With A Football Shot by TheFacelessMan: 10:05am On Aug 21, 2022
MyExpression:
E be like say Nigeria no play Egypt in '94.
I don check Google and YouTube tire.

You get the link to watch the highlight?
I wan see the intensity of the shot
Nigerians don't often keep good records. Those who have the VHS recording might not feel the need to convert and upload to YouTube. Westerners often do that to preserve / archive heritage and culture.

There were great goalkeepers in that tournament- Alain Gouamene of CIV, Peter Rufai of Nigeria, Ahmed Shoubeir of Egypt.

The Nigeria vs Egypt match ended in 0-0. The best chance of the match was that Yekini shot

The keeper went to the ground expecting a low shot and Yekini wanted to roof it. When the missile shot hit the bar, the fear and panic on the Goalkeeper's face was really something to see. grin

Cc Jeezuzpick
RomanceRe: Man Runs Out Of Bathroom Naked, Tells Wife Not To Pick His Phone Call (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 10:00am On Aug 21, 2022
Tamilore11:
Ogun fire ur skull with that gun

CrimeRe: Police Helicopter Films Violent Bloody Shootout On Highway by TheFacelessMan: 7:30am On Aug 09, 2022
cool

Might drop a great original story if it doesn't get to FP on time.
PoliticsRe: Teenager Threatens To Commit Suicide If Buhari Does Not Resign by TheFacelessMan: 2:35pm On Aug 06, 2022
grin

Buhari that contested how many times?
CrimeRe: Police Rescue People From Jungle Justice On Eko Bridge (Photos). by TheFacelessMan: 8:02pm On Aug 03, 2022
angry

TheFacelessMan:
angry

I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on cry

A crowd of 5 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene



I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones cry cry cry


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds shocked shocked shocked

Blood was rushing to my head, my body taut with the adrenaline surge.... i moved forward and headbutted the leader on the bridge of his nose

I pulled the nearest thug to me like i wanted to whisper to him and i grabbed a fistful of his balls and squeezed with all my strength.

The 3rd thug had a wolfish smile on his face, he struck the match and advanced ever so close.... embarassed embarassed embarassed

To be continued.... cry


[b]Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
TravelRe: Tipper Crushes Father Of 30 Children To Death In Kogi (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan:
angry

The kids will suffer his choices now.

I might sound brutal, but the accident prevented his 31st "error"

This man would have always struggled in life even if relocated to USA or any other prosperous environment.

30 kids ? For Godsakes!
BusinessRe: Prince Ebeano Supermarket Bounces Back In Abuja, Now Bigger And Better! by TheFacelessMan: 10:08pm On Aug 01, 2022
They have to invest in fire sprinklers and alarm systems.
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by TheFacelessMan: 11:43am On Jul 31, 2022
kollinz1234:
you will soon learn how to read, understand and write so that you won't be placing unnecessary courses on your head and that of your generation.
The Nozino guy is jobless. Written more than 10 comments on the issue. Probably has siblings cursed with cerebral palsy. See his obvious lack of hometraining.
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by TheFacelessMan: 9:14am On Jul 31, 2022
delishpot:
Take the child off their hands for 4 months to help them settle on their feet. To avoid her poisoning the child. Afterall you are a better person so do tbe sacrigice for the childs and God's sake.

FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by TheFacelessMan: 9:12am On Jul 31, 2022
BloomingDale:
She even tried looking after the child for a week. I swear I won’t even stay 1 sec even If the child was healthy.
grin.... I somehow understand.
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by TheFacelessMan: 9:04am On Jul 31, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
This is what happens when you put the cart before the horse. When you ought to do your findings about who you're getting married to, you were busy consumating sex, getting yourself pregnant and rushing into marriage without proper background checks. Now you want to opt out just like that.

you think marriage is child's play? Or something you can just throw in the trash when the odds are against you? Think again cos this right here is the real marriage. So you have to accept and deal with it.

Oh... You want the man but you don't want his child?
What if it was you who gave birth to the child? Forget about how the mother is not willing to take her therefore you can't keep her excuse you're giving. The father didn't marry her but you. Maybe if he did, she won't abandon the child, so you who won the man should accept his totality.

Do you know what the one you're carrying will turn out to be?

Majority of you marry these days for the benefits. If nothing is in it for you, then you leave. You can't sacrifice and if they ask you now, you'll say you love the man. Mtcheeeeeewwwww..
Disclaimer - hope this story is for real....

I was really surprised to see 1 or 2 empathetic responses before you...

Most comments were really cold-hearted. The husband lied which is bad. But this lady fleeing at the very first sign of trouble is a pointer that the love for the man was never there. The man knew she would flee if she knew the truth and that's why he lied.

Just 2 months and she wants to leave? I think that's the best for both parties anyways before she poisons the girl out of frustration.

@ OP. Flee PLEASE. Best for all involved.

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