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Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Accepts Terms For Tyson Fury Fight by TheFacelessMan: 12:49pm On Sep 13, 2022
cool

I posted that AJ would lose to Usyk, who is the best boxer in the world pound-for-pound. I was attacked.

This era doesn't really have great Heavyweights.... Fury will still beat AJ.

I hope AJ eventually meets Wilder. That would be an interesting match-up.
Crime › Re: Man Kills Newly-Married Woman For Jilting Him In Adamawa (Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 10:12pm On Sep 12, 2022
riczy:
learn ke, u av heard it all, dont u know its nt right which are u talking abt again?
What's your damn business about what I want to learn ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Queen Elizabeth II's Secret Letter To Citizens Of Sydney To Be Opened In 2085 by TheFacelessMan: 10:11pm On Sep 12, 2022
I helped her to seal the envelope....

She wrote :

"Kiss my white behind" undecided
Career › Re: Will You Return This To Your Company? by TheFacelessMan: 3:36pm On Sep 12, 2022
GloriousGbola:
The system is automated and they will always eventually find out. During audit, reconciliation or some other exercise.

Especially if you have enterprise payroll solution.

We had a guy on contract who moved to another unit. For a year he was taking two salaries.

He was still found out.

It is only in cash based one man business with poor record keeping that you can get away with this
LOL...what happened to the Contract Guy?
Health › Re: Carter Oshodin, UNIBEN Official, Commits Suicide Over Hardship by TheFacelessMan: 1:18pm On Sep 11, 2022
Righteousness2:
Suicide is straight to Hell Fire. A place of torment, pains, regrets and tears.

Hell Fire is Uncomparable to whatever situation or challenge that you are facing here in earth.

The moment you enter , there is no coming back.

Cast your cares upon JESUS Christ! He is always there for those who Depend and trust in HIM.
Show some empathy... don't be stupid. Or rather pause it occasionally.

Crime › Re: Man Kills Newly-Married Woman For Jilting Him In Adamawa (Photo) by TheFacelessMan: 1:02pm On Sep 11, 2022
madridguy:
The late wife is the cause of it all. How can you collect a whole 150k from a man knowing fully you won't marry him.

This is how one of my brother boss younger sister take die few years ago. Collecting money from someone that she knew she won't marry, when the guy found out na so the guy go do something wey blood dey dry for her body till she pass away. I wish i get strength to type long story.
Please... do tell. A story is always welcome. Something to learn from.
Food › Re: See The Pepper I Bought For N300 In Kano Today by TheFacelessMan: 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2022
pocohantas:
Something Nigerian men give/show their women for free everyday.

Such is life. grin
You're a character. grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 7:26pm On Sep 09, 2022
Igbojew:
Igbojew to his useless homosexual father
We know that is you people wishes against her and Igbos but you will be disappointed how she will be elevated because of this her outstanding and courageous statement.You think Igbos are like you coward Yorubas.This is different between brave Igbos and you coward Yorubas.............I am that Igbojew the table shaker
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 12:27pm On Sep 09, 2022
tishbite42:
Verily, verily, many are mad but a few a roaming
Takes one to know one.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 11:46am On Sep 09, 2022
tishbite42:
Read again, dumbo
I said 'she might'
Afonja!
Read again. My comments aren't for the intellectually challenged.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 9:44am On Sep 09, 2022
tishbite42:
Na you sack am abi
U think sey America na Zoogeria
This woman might lecture in Oxford and Cambridge sef
Na you employ am for Oxford or Cambridge? Using your daft "logic".
Politics › Re: Rename The University Of Nigeria, Nsukka To Queen Elizabeth - Adamu Garba by TheFacelessMan:
madridguy:
I support the motion.
The Adamu Garba guy is obviously trolling and he knows how to rile his audience.

It's a targeted post, meant to annoy.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 9:21am On Sep 09, 2022
faste:
Faste to his useless homosexual father
Na you wan sack am or na papa employ am?Face your terrorist infested shit hole!
Politics › Re: Jeff Bezoz And Prof Uju Anya Trade Words As She Berates Queen Elizabeth II by TheFacelessMan: 10:49pm On Sep 08, 2022
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jeff Bezos Slam Professor Uju Anya For Wishing Elizabeth An ‘Excruciating’ Death by TheFacelessMan: 10:45pm On Sep 08, 2022
She has finished her life in the West for no reason.

Make she just come UNN come lecture.

Lost a salary of $120k - 150k for no reason.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Carnegie Mellon University Reacts To Uju Anya's Tweet About Queen's Death by TheFacelessMan: 10:39pm On Sep 08, 2022
Destroyed her career for no reason. undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uju Anya's Hateful Post On Queen Elizabeth II Death Condemned by TheFacelessMan: 10:38pm On Sep 08, 2022
Destroyed her career for no reason. undecided
Travel › Re: Nigerian Woman Delivers Her Baby On Turkish Flight To Manchester by TheFacelessMan: 2:40pm On Sep 07, 2022
Britian has abolished jus solis (citizenship by birth) since 1983 or so.

Turkey definitely doesn't have.

The baby is 100% Nigerian except if parents are of a different nationality


PS - Aviation laws forbid flying close to due date. She probably hid it.
Family › Re: Help! Am I Wrong Asking My Wife To Talk To Her Mum by TheFacelessMan: 1:50pm On Aug 29, 2022
Just start dressing infront of them.

By the time they see glimpses of nudity, they will get the gist.

So they want you to share the couch with one of them ? grin.

On a serious note... the women can stuff themselves in the room if comfortable for them. You will find your corner. Don't worry, they will definitely get on each others nerves shortly and let you be.
Travel › Re: 2 Air France Pilots Suspended After Fighting In Cockpit by TheFacelessMan: 11:01am On Aug 29, 2022
grin

Really reminds me of that fight scene in 007's Spectre.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SatisfiedFreshLamprey-size_restricted.gif

I am inspired to write a story...
Sports › Re: Roberto Gabriel Trigo: Footballer Who Brought Down A Plane With A Football Shot by TheFacelessMan: 10:05am On Aug 21, 2022
MyExpression:
E be like say Nigeria no play Egypt in '94.
I don check Google and YouTube tire.

You get the link to watch the highlight?
I wan see the intensity of the shot
Nigerians don't often keep good records. Those who have the VHS recording might not feel the need to convert and upload to YouTube. Westerners often do that to preserve / archive heritage and culture.

There were great goalkeepers in that tournament- Alain Gouamene of CIV, Peter Rufai of Nigeria, Ahmed Shoubeir of Egypt.

The Nigeria vs Egypt match ended in 0-0. The best chance of the match was that Yekini shot

The keeper went to the ground expecting a low shot and Yekini wanted to roof it. When the missile shot hit the bar, the fear and panic on the Goalkeeper's face was really something to see. grin

Cc Jeezuzpick
Romance › Re: Man Runs Out Of Bathroom Naked, Tells Wife Not To Pick His Phone Call (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 10:00am On Aug 21, 2022
Tamilore11:
Ogun fire ur skull with that gun

Crime › Re: Police Helicopter Films Violent Bloody Shootout On Highway by TheFacelessMan: 7:30am On Aug 09, 2022
cool

Might drop a great original story if it doesn't get to FP on time.
Politics › Re: Teenager Threatens To Commit Suicide If Buhari Does Not Resign by TheFacelessMan: 2:35pm On Aug 06, 2022
grin

Buhari that contested how many times?
Crime › Re: Police Rescue People From Jungle Justice On Eko Bridge (Photos). by TheFacelessMan: 8:02pm On Aug 03, 2022
angry

TheFacelessMan:
angry

I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on cry

A crowd of 5 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene



I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones cry cry cry


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds shocked shocked shocked

Blood was rushing to my head, my body taut with the adrenaline surge.... i moved forward and headbutted the leader on the bridge of his nose

I pulled the nearest thug to me like i wanted to whisper to him and i grabbed a fistful of his balls and squeezed with all my strength.

The 3rd thug had a wolfish smile on his face, he struck the match and advanced ever so close.... embarassed embarassed embarassed

To be continued.... cry


[b]Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
Travel › Re: Tipper Crushes Father Of 30 Children To Death In Kogi (Graphic) by TheFacelessMan:
angry

The kids will suffer his choices now.

I might sound brutal, but the accident prevented his 31st "error"

This man would have always struggled in life even if relocated to USA or any other prosperous environment.

30 kids ? For Godsakes!
Business › Re: Prince Ebeano Supermarket Bounces Back In Abuja, Now Bigger And Better! by TheFacelessMan: 10:08pm On Aug 01, 2022
They have to invest in fire sprinklers and alarm systems.
Family › Re: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by TheFacelessMan: 11:43am On Jul 31, 2022
kollinz1234:
you will soon learn how to read, understand and write so that you won't be placing unnecessary courses on your head and that of your generation.
The Nozino guy is jobless. Written more than 10 comments on the issue. Probably has siblings cursed with cerebral palsy. See his obvious lack of hometraining.
Family › Re: I Want To Divorce My Husband As Soon As Possible by TheFacelessMan: 9:14am On Jul 31, 2022
delishpot:
Take the child off their hands for 4 months to help them settle on their feet. To avoid her poisoning the child. Afterall you are a better person so do tbe sacrigice for the childs and God's sake.

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