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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by TheFacelessMan: 3:43pm On Jul 04, 2022
godofuck231:
a friend of mine who schooled in the US returned to Nigeria. For her horsemanship, as a mortician, she always badged into the morgue and the elderly men did warn repeatedly that she's being wreckless and she said same , due to her American and scientist belief thats they were medically dead and certified , it wasn't possible for corpses to come to life, she one day by 6:45pm she cleaned and prepared to leave for home when she realized she forgot something inside the morgue,
She went back in , and picked up the item only for the morgue door which was damaged and could not be locked in anyway closed itself behind her and refused opening , after some seconds to struggling with the door she panics and starts banging hard calling for help as all other attendants had left, she realised movements in the dark , turned to around to see a huge man with a spear wearing a tiv war wrapper , facing 6 walking corpses, in a way backing her and he told her in tiv language "run"

That was when the oldest man in the morgue opened the door , her grand father asked her about the details when she narrated the story to her family, and he asked her if she saw his feet and both of them responded "6 TOES"

thats was their family guiedian spirit
Great story...I will rework it and make it longer.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by TheFacelessMan: 3:39pm On Jul 04, 2022
YES... it is true seen a corpse rise in a mortuary. Woken up in a cemetery before! shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Forget Rabiu Kwankanso And Take Amina As Your Vp by TheFacelessMan: 3:04pm On Jun 30, 2022
LOL.

Amina can't ever consider it. Even Kwankwaso would NEVER be Obi's Vice.
Business › Re: Amazon To Launch In Nigeria Next Year by TheFacelessMan: 2:42pm On Jun 30, 2022
Really worried about Quality Control.

Amazon versions US, UK, UAE and Saudi were all great experiences....

Worried about fake/paid reviews, substandard products, faulty returns mechanism etc.

But the consumer-driven Nigeria with a population of close to 200 million is just so so profitable.
Politics › Re: Video Of Peter Obi Jogging For Physical Fitness by TheFacelessMan: 10:01am On Jun 28, 2022
Parachoko:
I remember when Amechi ran around a stadium in Port Harcourt
And it didn't affect the outcome of the primaries...
Politics › Re: Beaten In Germany, Accused Of Forgery, Times Ekweremadu Made Headlines by TheFacelessMan: 11:20pm On Jun 23, 2022
stephenponti:
Thats his cup of tea. After siphoning the commonwealth of his constituency and used it to feed his daughter fat friend cholesterol chips and chicken. Now he will lose both the young daughter and also his reputation world wide. +jail term if he did not become Obedient. Karma is a bea.
Hehehe. The chicken part of your comment was hilarious. grin

How did you know? tongue
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Calls Segalink A Fraudster by TheFacelessMan: 2:32pm On Jun 22, 2022
Throwback:
He has to build his own support base like Reno, Deji and FFK did.

The format never change if there are still people who need an accuser to look up to.

Reno do Buhari tormentor for long without getting any reply from Buhari, leading to Reno's self inflicted frustration and decision to stop tormenting his own self.

As for Hundeyin, he has already inadvertently disclosed his personal beef with Tinubu.

For those that talk too much like Hundeyin in a bid to serve their support base with red meat, he will soon put himself in a position where he would have to pay billions that he doesn't have when he loses a libel suit at the supreme court level a la Dakuku Peterside vs Peter Odili.

It is only a matter of time before cho cho cho based on emotion would lead to a ye ye ye incarceration.
Excellent post.

Sincerely,
Big fan of yours.
Family › Re: Share An Unforgettable Act Of Sacrifice Or Selflessness Made By Your Father by TheFacelessMan: 5:38pm On Jun 19, 2022
Took a bullet for me...
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Agrees To Deputize Kwankwaso? (Pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 1:29pm On Jun 19, 2022
Pakute:
How some fools think that Obi would be a boss to Kwankwaso still baffles me.
The person who takes the proposal to Kwankwaso would be flogged.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Agrees To Deputize Kwankwaso? (Pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 1:27pm On Jun 19, 2022
Wow.

If true, he'd rather be running mate in NNPP than in PDP.

That's just pure undiluted foolishness.

Or he simply ran from the PDP contest because he knew he would perform woefully and might have been overlooked as VP.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Agrees To Deputize Kwankwaso? (Pictures) by TheFacelessMan: 1:12pm On Jun 19, 2022
Wow.

Rather be running mate in NNPP than in PDP.

That's just pure undiluted foolishness.
Politics › Re: 'Please Unblock Me' - Seun Osewa Begs Reno Omokri on Twitter by TheFacelessMan: 11:06am On Jun 19, 2022
adedayoa2:
Seun wants to trend
I don't understand why people abusing him don't get this.

Seun probably wrote that comment tongue-in-cheek.

The only things Reno has over Seun is notoriety and age.

Reno will probably respond preening like a peacock and say " Nairaland CEO kneels and begs me" =

Free publicity for Nairaland.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso, Obi Alliance: INEC Rules May Hamper LP/NNPP Merger by TheFacelessMan: 10:13am On Jun 19, 2022
mentor39281:
For me the best option here is for OBI to reach agreement with kwakwanso then decamp to NNPP And contest as president while kwakwanso runs as vice ... With agreement that there will be power shift to NORTH( precisely to kwakwanso) after Obi tenure ... My reason kwakwanso has stronger NNPP Structure in the North
What exactly will Kwankwaso gain from such an arrangement? NNPP has a minimal chance of winning up to 10 seats nationwide... Labour Party has zero chance. Kwankwaso can boast of a huge following in some NW states... Obi has Igbos openly fighting him left and right.

Negotiations at high level are totally devoid of sentiment. It is all about what you can offer....bring to the table.
Politics › Re: FFK: I Will Only Leave APC If Muslim/Muslim Ticket With Muslim VP Is Adopted by TheFacelessMan: 11:42am On Jun 17, 2022
Do you think you have any value before?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Gets Campaign Office From Supporters In Delta State by TheFacelessMan: 7:12am On Jun 17, 2022
Africana1123:
Emilokan of Nigeria
Hi Chief, please where can i get the Asiwaju keyholders?
Politics › Re: Amosun Shut Down Ogun State For Tinubu Today. Pictures. by TheFacelessMan: 4:20am On Jun 17, 2022
Africana1123:
peter China is a bad market
I would LOVE these keyholders.

Are they available online?
Islam › Re: Imam Ash-shafi'ee: The Grand Jurist For The Sunnah by TheFacelessMan: 5:32am On Jun 16, 2022
agurza:
Masha Allah lakuwwata illa billah
Hi I saw your profile picture. It's nice. Are you a Tuareg or Fulani ?
Politics › Re: APC Ticket: How Amosun, Omisore Acted As Tinubu’s Eyes, Ears At Presidency, NWC by TheFacelessMan: 10:27pm On Jun 11, 2022
donb06:
Preachers of sell your candidate and stop disparaging other candidates grin
Not disparaging him... isn't it the fact?

Nigeria needs courageous leaders and not cowards that run at the first sign of trouble.

Nigeria needs ideological leaders and not political prostitutes who hop from party to party.

Sad, but the truth.
Politics › Re: APC Ticket: How Amosun, Omisore Acted As Tinubu’s Eyes, Ears At Presidency, NWC by TheFacelessMan: 9:18pm On Jun 11, 2022
MrLearned:
.


MrLearned to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother:
you MUST BE a MORONIC person to say that! undecided



It seems you have forgotten this

President of Irigbaji Nation you mean? undecided

or President of All Your House hold? grin
Politics › Re: APC Ticket: How Amosun, Omisore Acted As Tinubu’s Eyes, Ears At Presidency, NWC by TheFacelessMan: 9:09pm On Jun 11, 2022
MrLearned:
Mrlearned to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother:
you MUST BE a MORONIC person to say that! undecided



It seems you have forgotten this
Cry as much as you can, that's your next President.

Politics › Re: APC Ticket: How Amosun, Omisore Acted As Tinubu’s Eyes, Ears At Presidency, NWC by TheFacelessMan: 8:56pm On Jun 11, 2022
MrLearned:
MrLearned to his useless homosexual father and his spermbank wh0re mother:
you MUST BE a MORONIC person to say that! undecided



It seems you have forgotten this
Politics › Re: APC Ticket: How Amosun, Omisore Acted As Tinubu’s Eyes, Ears At Presidency, NWC by TheFacelessMan:
cool

Like or Hate him, BAT pulled off a very impressive victory with all the odds stacked against him.

With the President, Vice President and Senate President + Party Chairman against him, he still went to battle and mercilessly vanquished his foes.

Peter Obi saw no opposition, yet ran like a coward before the first gunshot.

Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Gives Conditions To Support Atiku’s Presidential Ambition by TheFacelessMan: 1:01pm On Jun 11, 2022
Afamed:
Slave must worship his master. No two ways about it. May our Labour never be in Vain
You wouldn't enter Heaven ooo grin

Crime › Re: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by TheFacelessMan: 9:01am On Jun 11, 2022
He should be thrown into a pond full of crocodiles.

This is inhuman!
Politics › Re: I Am Afraid Of Peter Obi - Tinubu by TheFacelessMan: 7:57am On Jun 11, 2022
JAMO84:
How can Elephant be afraid of a puppy dog?

Fake news from Onitsha
Not puppy. An ant.

Peter Obi will struggle to win just Anambra. SE are obediently PDP slaves ... they will still vote PDP.

Peter Obi will barely win 1 state in SE.
Politics › Re: Implications Of Tinubu's Visits To Amaechi, Yahaya Bello, Osinbajo And Umahi by TheFacelessMan: 7:50am On Jun 11, 2022
melonsgroup:
kwontinue
Yeah. That's the next President of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Like it or not.
Politics › Re: Implications Of Tinubu's Visits To Amaechi, Yahaya Bello, Osinbajo And Umahi by TheFacelessMan: 7:48am On Jun 11, 2022
melonsgroup:
My friend said: He'll vote for TINUBU if he can put thread in a needle!
Your "friend" thinks he is important in any way.

He doesn't matter beyond his bedroom.

He's probably one of the fools shouting about how Tinubu was relegated before APC primaries.
Politics › Re: APC Primaries: Ohanaeze Denies Describing Tinubu’s Emergence As ‘Calamity’ by TheFacelessMan: 7:15am On Jun 11, 2022
plaindealer:
The fear of Asiwaju Tinubu is the beginning of wisdom.


grin grin grin
Probably they foolishly rushed that emotional statement - the truth in their minds.

One of the few sane ones just brought them back to the reality that they have insulted the next President of Nigeria....

They quickly scrambled to prostrate and kneel down. grin
Politics › Re: APC Targets North’s Bloc Votes, PDP Rules Out South West by TheFacelessMan: 5:58pm On Jun 10, 2022
Lightorder:
I didn’t read the bullshit you wrote but I know you read me
.
I couldn't, it sounded so much like what a daft illiterate would compose. Didn't bother after 2 words. grin

Politics › Re: APC Targets North’s Bloc Votes, PDP Rules Out South West by TheFacelessMan: 5:33pm On Jun 10, 2022
Lightorder:
you need to get a job first and work for 3 years before you see 700k .That is if you are not eating or buying clothes. So , where are you going to steal that money from ?
I am not as worthless as your useless dad. I intentionally didn't ask you to pledge 1,000 because I know your entire family can't contribute up to that. grin
Politics › Re: APC Targets North’s Bloc Votes, PDP Rules Out South West by TheFacelessMan: 5:17pm On Jun 10, 2022
Lightorder:
I know whose thug you are already. Entire southeast are tired of stagnation and retrogression. Igbos hate stagnation. You lied.
I will give you NGN 1 Million if Peter Obi wins more than 1 state. Bookmark it.
Politics › Re: APC Targets North’s Bloc Votes, PDP Rules Out South West by TheFacelessMan:
Tinubu should take a strong Muslim Northerner as VP - Zulum or El Rufai, the former, less controversial hence more preferable. He will definitely win that way.

The only move PDP can use to counter this is a SW Christian VP. But there is no formidable SW politician in the party.


Mark these words, SE will NEVER be united behind Obi. I am 90% sure he would barely win Anambra, not to talk of 5 SE States. He will lose the rest.

Atiku needs not court SS and SE, they are forever devoted to PDP.

Otherwise, Atiku will be mercilessly flogged by Tinubu.

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