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Nixxxx:
How on earth did this make front page. This is purely a clear hate speech and also is was written grammatically. Nairaland should take this nonsense down

I am shocked a MOD actually put it on FP.... from the moniker of the OP to the content...

The OP even attributed the election loss to Karma.... If i write what i truly feel about the OP and the MOD, i might get a life ban

Seun needs to do something urgently about his MODs

Kyase:
In 2014 I experienced 23 mbs on airtel around 2am.

Currently as last year on mtn 4g I experienced 43mbs
Then this year with my leeco le pro 3 I experienced 83mbs on my mtn 4g.
Take that to the bank.....

MEGAWATCH:
Megawatch to his father:

It's too early to start blaming yourself.

mapet:
He's even a compulsive shameless liar. When did anybody celebrate what majority of the populace termed despicable?

Firefox01:
Stupid child, learn to read. She was the one who criticized Buhari, not Nguroje. It's too early to be exhibiting acute foolishness made worse by bigotry

PapaBaby:
APC minions were abusing and raining curses on this very chaplain.
Watch the same low lives praise the man they berated not too long ago.

I'm beginning to think you don't need a brain if you want to be a real supporter of APC. Check any post by dead meat seller and you'd come to the same conclusion.

TheFacelessMan:
Some years back, I was a mercenary in an exam....

For at least 23 hours daily, all i thought of was Fatima Abdullah.

She was extremely beautiful.... extremely dull too.

She expertly manipulated me into sitting for her in Physics 101 exams.

We were already seated in the Hall when stern looking Professor Arowojobe walked in like Death, Itself.

If you check "SADIST" in the dictionary, i am sure his passport photo is there.

He started calling everyone by name and you had to stand up.

"Chinedu Okadigbo"..... "Olaide Ademola"....

"Fatima Abdullah "

"FATIMA ABDULLAH "

There was graveyard silence.

I am as masculine as they come. From voice to facial hair.

How do i pass off as a woman?!

Prof Arowojobe looked like a wolf in Ramadan


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So.... i heard Arowojobe calling for security backup and i knew i had to dash for it!

I ran headlong and slammed into Arowojobe...catching him by surprise.

Out of the corner of my eyes... i saw 2 guards in hot pursuit. One huge one had blocked my only route of escape - the staircase


"Heyyyyy...HEYYYY you!" I heard them shout behind me as they closed the distance between us..

I was in my final year, 500 Level Engineering. If caught, i was screwed


They had blocked all possible avenues to escape except ONE.

I took it. I jumped from the 4 storey building

Maybe it took only 3 seconds, but it seemed like 3 lifetimes as i sailed through the air...

I hurtled through tree branches at 100miles / hour....the red muddy ground rushing at me

I heard the audible crack of my ankle giving way under my weight


There i was ....helpless when they came for me.

The huge guard, quite unnecessarily jumped ontop me flattening me and i yelped out in pain.

EPILOGUE : Fatima denied all knowledge of me at the panel - she was pardoned. I was expelled for exam malpractices.


She got engaged to a rich Alhaji weeks after the incident and even had the balls to send me an invitation card to her wedding

"Let bygones be bygones, wish me well" her SMS said.

I am waiting at the reception hall right now, i have a gift for her.....

YES, i did BUY a GUN


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This story has a good ending...but it would be long

IamPatriotic:
The goal would have been sweeter if it was in a knock out stage of Champions League, and the scorelines standing at 0:0

freshvine:
Peak

Miliki.

Kylekent59:
Since you know, you don't use "does", but "did"


When a speaker knows and he wanna ask others if they know, use "did"

You are asking a question about a past incident of which you know.





I had one as a very good friend of my then, she was very matured in reasoning and soft hearted.


Those who wanna believe should, while those who doesn't wanna believe shouldn't be forced.


The end shall tell who is right.

Man made telephone

Man made airplane

Man made computer

Man made train

Man made the electric light

Man made toys

If man made all these, then who made man


Even if toys can breathe, they would still ask, who made us??


This calls for wisdom